You Can Use Steroids With A Beer Can? - Deadspin Comments

You Can Use Steroids With A Beer Can?

supastah — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:43:42 EST

unless i'm mistaken, that is the very miller lite justin timberlake was shotgunning at lambeau. the conspiracy widens...

supastah

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:26:01 EST

@Sigerson: No.

(1) Picture does not infringe the TM because it's not being used for financial gain under the pretenses of the trademarked product/service. Contra: I gin up my old Palm Pilot by repainting it as "iPhone Lite". I'm infringinging Apple's "iPhone" trademark.

(2) Not false light, because picture isn't asserting anything about the product. Contra a doctored picture showing new Lexus hybrid automobile exploding after being tapped lightly by a shopping cart offered to demonstrate that the car is unsafe.

And yes, I know you were kidding, but I thought the question should be answered anyhow.

A Pimp Named DaveR

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drbutchevil — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:24:56 EST

Clearly what he was trying to do here is figure out a way to get Beer into his system without having to taste the piss that is Miller Light, so he just injected it directly into his blood stream. Got it?

drbutchevil

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Sigerson — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:19:09 EST

I have a question for members of Deadspin LLP: can Miller sue for trademark infringement based on this picture? Or at least claim false light? Seems just wrong to slander the good name of Miller Lite by associating it with this stuff.

/smirks

Sigerson

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:04:00 EST

@Al_Czerviks_Ride: GOOD MORNING MR. STEROIDS!!!

Hit Bull Win Steak

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FrankTheTank — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:53:29 EST

OH MY GOD!!! Wade Boggs was on the JUICE!!!

FrankTheTank

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Bobby Doucher — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:47:34 EST

The only piece of cloth that should be covered in dry blood next to an empty can of Miller Lite is a tampon.

Bobby Doucher

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blastitbiggs — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:37:43 EST

A-DO-BE

blastitbiggs

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JPWs Glorius Bangs — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:34:44 EST

I just had a flashback to being 16, because that's the last time I saw that style Miller Lite Can. I think I threw up off a porch soon thereafter.

JPWs Glorius Bangs

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frontrowgirl — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:30:09 EST

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? MILLER LITE...THAT'S DORK BEER!"

/should have been drinking snob beer

frontrowgirl

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MerryLander — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:18:16 EST

@shea_guevara: Yes...well there is that. I am still not ruling out the "I found this shit under the seat of my car" theory just yet.

MerryLander

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Ron — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:14:08 EST

@A Pimp Named Daver4470: Glenn Close saved a garbage bag full of Michael Douglas' stool back in the mid-80's.

/fatal attractioned

Ron

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Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:12:24 EST

"TASTES GREAT!"

"LESS FILLING!"

"TASTES GREAT!"

"RAAAAAARRRRRGH!"

/"less filling" guy beats "tastes great" guy to death with bare hands

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

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shea_guevara — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:12:01 EST

@ArmansCopyOfSwank: Colonel Bat Guano, if that is your real name...

shea_guevara

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:11:52 EST

That's the same technique that Canseco taught McGwire.

HOWEVA, the tanning method that get's you Oompa-Loompa Orange was not passed down.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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shea_guevara — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:11:21 EST

@MerryLander: You also have to account for the fact that MacNamee is kinda stupid.

shea_guevara

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Lawbot — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:11:05 EST

@ArmansCopyOfSwank: don't forget the ether...and your lawyer

Lawbot

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HappyFeltonsGloryHole — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:10:36 EST

This explains a lot. Bert Jones was not on the juice and L. C. Greenwood was.

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

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HappyFeltonsGloryHole — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:09:35 EST

The person who is on steroids is......RODNEY?!?!?!

'I'm not on the juice I tell ya' I get no respect."

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

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FilteringCraig — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:09:21 EST

We know that Pee Wee's bike is in the basement of the Alamo... duh.

FilteringCraig

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Artie Fufkin — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:08:16 EST

Hey, come someone talk about how you can smoke pot using a can?

Artie Fufkin

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Larry Burns — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:08:00 EST

@Civil Negligence: with that evidence we'll have an easier time finding Pee wee's bicycle.

Larry Burns

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Al Czerviks Ride — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:07:31 EST

@GreatOdensRaven: You want the juice? YOU WANT THE JUICE? YOU CANT HANDLE THE JUICE!

Al Czerviks Ride

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7-8 Deville — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:07:30 EST

"Hey, uh..that Miller Lite can? Yeah, it's mine."

- Wade Boggs

7-8 Deville

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Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:05:12 EST

From Bloomberg...

"The photos showed hypodermic needles, alcohol pads, gauze and testosterone vials, along with a Miller Lite beer can in which used needles were stored."

Groady.

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

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PenskeMaterial — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:04:44 EST

I think I saw MacGyver turn the same pile of stuff into a lock pick and a rock-climbing rig once.

PenskeMaterial

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the earl of weaver — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:03:58 EST

Great taste, more backne.

the earl of weaver

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MerryLander — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:03:45 EST

@shea_guevara: OK, that makes sense, but then why not try to actually preserve it? This looks like he finally cleaned out under the seat of his car and found this stuff along with $1.46 in change.

MerryLander

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NoWireHangers — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:02:58 EST

You can smoke weed using a beer can when you don't have a bong/pipe/papers. Not that I would know or anything...

NoWireHangers

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:02:33 EST

I was expecting to see a smudge of Suzyn Waldman's lipstick on one of those paper towels.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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ArmansCopyOfSwank — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:02:11 EST

One empty beer can, one used syringe, one miniature combination Bible and Russian-to-English dictionary, two pairs of nylon pantyhose... hell, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with this!

ArmansCopyOfSwank

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Whitey Fisk — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:01:48 EST

It's everything you always wanted in a steroid...and less.

Whitey Fisk

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Camp Tiger Claw — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:01:41 EST

@blackheartededitor: +1

Camp Tiger Claw

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secho — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:01:07 EST

What? He was smoking steroids with Isaiah Rider?

secho

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:58:41 EST

@Schluby: I asked myself that same question.

The answer I came up with was "someone who helps an arrogant prick like Roger Clemens break the law, knowing full well that if the shit hits the fan Roger will sell him down the river and into the federal penitentiary faster than you can say Jack Robinson."

A Pimp Named DaveR

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:57:42 EST

Charlize Theron using an apple as a bong thinks there's nothing wrong here.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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MerryLander — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:57:33 EST

Not shown: half eaten Clark Bar stolen from George Castanza

MerryLander

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shea_guevara — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:57:22 EST

@MerryLander: You are probably right. But you also have to account for the fact that MacNamee knew Clemens would be a backstabbing fucktard.

shea_guevara

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shea_guevara — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:56:20 EST

@blackheartededitor: This is easily among Ansel Adams' worst work.

shea_guevara

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Fuck Lion — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:55:20 EST

@BigRicks: Steroids. I recommend them before and during dates with obese women.

Fuck Lion

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MerryLander — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:54:58 EST

There just has to be something wrong with a man that caries through on teh though, "I better hold on to these soiled medical supplies just in case I have to testify in front of congress."

Dude...take out the trash like your wife asks you every once in a while!

MerryLander

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Sid Bream Was Out — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:54:36 EST

@Doyle McPoyle: Damn. One minute faster.

Sid Bream Was Out

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blackheartededitor — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:54:08 EST

"Wadded Up Napkin, Empty Syringe and Crushed Beer Can"
--McNamee, 2003, digital print
--On loan from MOMA

blackheartededitor

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Sid Bream Was Out — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:54:01 EST

Beer muscles.

Sid Bream Was Out

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jwaves2007 — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:53:41 EST

It is amazing what you can smoke weed out of when in a pinch.

jwaves2007

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Doyle McPoyle — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:53:33 EST

Beer muscles, obviously.

@Schluby: And that's a +1 to you, m- (glass shatters)

Doyle McPoyle

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David Hume — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:53:18 EST

"Oil Can" Boyd > "Beer Can" Clemens > "Soup Can" Pats guy.

David Hume

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The Fan’s Attic — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:51:04 EST

@Matt_T: what he said.

The Fan’s Attic

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theballadofrickeyfoggie — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:50:53 EST

Beer makes my belly grow bigger. Clearly, it's the work of a growth hormone.

theballadofrickeyfoggie

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FilteringCraig — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:49:58 EST

See, you poke holes in the flattened part of the beer can, and then you put your mouth up to the hole and you use your lighter...

Oh wait, never mind. That's for pot not steroids.

FilteringCraig

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tater — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:49:53 EST

Roger will probably get out of it when the bloody glove doesn't fit.

tater

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The Fan’s Attic — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:49:48 EST

This obviously means Roger Clemens needs a little booze before he takes it in the ass.

The Fan’s Attic

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GreatOdensRaven — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:49:12 EST

@Dr. Spaceman: Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with gloves. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Wainright? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Bonds, and you curse the Mitchell Report. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Ken Caminiti's death, while tragic, probably saved bullpens. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves bullpens.

GreatOdensRaven

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parker91 — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:47:40 EST

The only thing missing from this photo is the blue dress that was stored in McNamee's closet all these years.

parker91

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ClueHeywood — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:47:35 EST

If you inject steroids in another man's ass, you shouldn't go running to Congress and tell everyone about it.

Man law?

ClueHeywood

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tater — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:47:02 EST

@Civil Negligence:

Probably an empty bag of Big League Chew.

tater

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Matt_T — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:46:48 EST

He got Rog drunk before he injected him in the ass. Lowered inhibitions.

Matt_T

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Tuffy — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:46:47 EST

This seems more like evidence that Keith Richards stayed at your place once in 1997.

Tuffy

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:46:42 EST

I agree with McNamee. Shitty beer does taste better after you inject it with steroids.

Brazil Thrill

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futuremrsrickankiel — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:46:05 EST

The Miller Lite can has echoes of the Clarence Thomas sexual harassment hearings for me (which would make the circa 1992 call all the more accurate).

futuremrsrickankiel

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Civil Negligence — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:45:30 EST

So what will be presented as the ground-breaking 'Exhibit Two'? A used condom? Laffy taffy wrapper?

Civil Negligence

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IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:44:44 EST

I think all this proves is that Wade Boggs was also involved.

IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing

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DumpsterDining — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:44:32 EST

Beer - The Official Steroid at Dumpsterdining's House....and it doesn't make your family jewels turn into powder filled raisins

DumpsterDining

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Evgeni Merkin — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:44:26 EST

This is obviously the garbage of Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Evgeni Merkin

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racistmascot_inc — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:44:09 EST

I keep a hair and blood sample from everyone I've ever met in a cooler in my basement. You know, just in case.

racistmascot_inc

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MeSoHornsby — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:44:04 EST

Wade Boggs thinks Clemens is a pussy for drinking just one Miller Lite.

MeSoHornsby

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:43:59 EST

You can use a can, and once my buddy smoked it out of an apple in a pinch. Oh, wait, we're talking about steroids? Then I have no clue.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

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Evgeni Merkin — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:43:38 EST

Who holds on to steroid garbage and takes pictures of it? Seriously, smells funny to me, this whole "evidence pile" McNamee produced.

Evgeni Merkin

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Paul Zuvella — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:42:46 EST

Steroids are legal in the More Taste League

Paul Zuvella

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GreatOdensRaven — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:42:37 EST

And to think, I've been drinking Milwaukee's Best all this time to turn into a raging Beast.

GreatOdensRaven

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Big Jim Slade — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:42:34 EST

Clemens probably read somewhere that alcohol can be used to sterilize needles.

Big Jim Slade

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:42:28 EST

A couple of pokes with a safety pin and you got yourself a makeshift pipe. Even J.R. Rider knows that.

Weed Against Speed

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tater — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:42:28 EST

I always pegged Rog to be more of a High Life man.

tater

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ClueHeywood — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:42:24 EST

PEDs: Taste great! Less filling!

ClueHeywood

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Dr. Spaceman, Esq. — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:42:05 EST

Watch - Clemens goes down for perjury. Because he can't keep his big fat mouth shut.

Dr. Spaceman, Esq.

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JackElliotsMustache — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:41:55 EST

Miller lite and stuff that goes in the butt = Brady quinns plans for this weekend....except the miller lite is boones farm

JackElliotsMustache

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shea_guevara — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:41:54 EST

MacNamee's former NYPD, so of course he knows the best way to store evidence: in an open container once full of alcohol.

shea_guevara

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:41:52 EST

Video evidence of Roger Clemens coming clean!

Brazil Thrill

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BigRicks — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:41:48 EST

Steroids: Suck One

BigRicks

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Rozelle’s Bagman — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:41:38 EST

Most juicers do ripcords during the injection

Rozelle’s Bagman

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:41:37 EST

I'm not pissed off at Clemens for taking steroids or lying. I'm pissed at him because he actually drinks Miller Lite in a can.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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#ERR404 — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:40:41 EST

i think the rationale for the beer can is that it was used to store discarded needles. although if they're not in there anymore, one wonders how useful it is as "evidence."

#ERR404