When You're Pushed, Killing's As Easy As Breathing - Deadspin Comments

When You're Pushed, Killing's As Easy As Breathing

David Hume — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:38:36 EST

@EditorOfTheDailyFaberian: I once flipped a Hobiecat and have seen a few episodes of Capt'n Stabbin. Where do I sign?

David Hume

When You're Pushed, Killing's As Easy As Breathing

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:31:05 EST

@Trenton Makes The World Takes: Why isn't there a sequel to over the Top instead of Rambo? A guy arm wrestles to win his son's love - there's a concept I can't get enough of.

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

When You're Pushed, Killing's As Easy As Breathing

Catalyst — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:30:04 EST

@The Fan's Attic: Don't weep for me, for I am already dead.

/Barney Gumble

Catalyst

When You're Pushed, Killing's As Easy As Breathing

Trenton Makes The World Takes — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:28:19 EST

@Stay Away From Oprah:

"You know, it was an excellent movie, now that I think about it. After all, you know, it does combine the emotional drama of a custody child hearing with, uh.. ARM WRESTLING!!"

Trenton Makes The World Takes

When You're Pushed, Killing's As Easy As Breathing

BigTenObsession — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:27:48 EST

@Al_Czerviks_Ride:

You are clearly ready to run such Fortune 500 companies as Enron, WorldCom, or Tyco.

BigTenObsession

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crazyjoedavola — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:26:42 EST

@EditorOfTheDailyFaberian: Well, Deadlist Catch would slow down the ship captain idea, but it makes those crab legs so much more delicious. People died to bring me those.

crazyjoedavola

When You're Pushed, Killing's As Easy As Breathing

katolesce — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:26:14 EST

@EditorOfTheDailyFaberian:

Did you, perhaps, cite on your resume that you stayed at a Holiday Inn last night?

katolesce

When You're Pushed, Killing's As Easy As Breathing

Al Czerviks Ride — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:24:46 EST

@EditorOfTheDailyFaberian: I am an engineer who is one semester into law school- I get CFO jobs across the country sent to me. I cant balance my checkbook, let alone a company's finances.

Al Czerviks Ride

When You're Pushed, Killing's As Easy As Breathing

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:24:45 EST

@GreatOdensRaven: No, but I have seen Shipmates - the cruise ship dating show.

And, it was a fantastic show.

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

When You're Pushed, Killing's As Easy As Breathing

The Fan’s Attic — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:23:55 EST

@Catalyst: I'm sorry.

The Fan’s Attic

When You're Pushed, Killing's As Easy As Breathing

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:23:42 EST

@Catalyst: I have my law degree and a license.

They consider that relevant experience for ship captaincy.

So, something to think about when you are studying for the Bar this summer.

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

When You're Pushed, Killing's As Easy As Breathing

Catalyst — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:21:15 EST

@EditorOfTheDailyFaberian: I'm four months away from finishing my law degree. Do you need an admirality lawyer?

Catalyst

When You're Pushed, Killing's As Easy As Breathing

katolesce — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:20:42 EST

@EditorOfTheDailyFaberian:

They sent me a "job match" of a director of cardiovascular surgery. I have a PoliSci degree, but who am I to argue with Careerbuilder?

I applied.

/hoping we don't get banned for openly criticizing sponsers. FUCK YOU FUNNY LINDSAY LOHAN PICS!

katolesce

When You're Pushed, Killing's As Easy As Breathing

GreatOdensRaven — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:19:11 EST

@EditorOfTheDailyFaberian: Ever watch Deadliest Catch or the Love Boat? Because they might count that as experience.

GreatOdensRaven

When You're Pushed, Killing's As Easy As Breathing

Gourmet Spud — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:18:29 EST

@Matt_T:

I agree. He looks good for near-60.

What?

Gourmet Spud

When You're Pushed, Killing's As Easy As Breathing

Matt_T — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:15:51 EST

I saw this last Friday and it was everything I hope it would be. Let the bodies hot the floor indeed

Matt_T

When You're Pushed, Killing's As Easy As Breathing

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:13:31 EST

@Catalyst: CareerBuilder sends me an e-mail once a week telling me they found a "job match" -

As a ship captain.

I've been in a boat (as a passenger) about 4 times in my life.

Thanks CareerBuilder.

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

When You're Pushed, Killing's As Easy As Breathing

44 in a Row — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:13:00 EST

The problem with career builder is that they can't tell my resumes are covered in Old Spice. That's 50% of my employment appeal.

That's just in the US, though. If you're willing to relocate to Belgium, they love Old Spice in Bruges.

44 in a Row

When You're Pushed, Killing's As Easy As Breathing

GreatOdensRaven — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:12:44 EST

Go home.

GreatOdensRaven

When You're Pushed, Killing's As Easy As Breathing

Gourmet Spud — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:12:04 EST

Trying to save a life isn't wasting your life, is it? Now-help-me-get-out-of-these-wet-clothes....

/Rambone'd

Gourmet Spud

When You're Pushed, Killing's As Easy As Breathing

Weed Against Speed — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:10:02 EST

The Outlaw Josey Wales!

Weed Against Speed

When You're Pushed, Killing's As Easy As Breathing

Catalyst — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:09:25 EST

The problem with career builder is that they can't tell my resumes are covered in Old Spice. That's 50% of my employment appeal.

Catalyst

When You're Pushed, Killing's As Easy As Breathing

Stay Away From Oprah — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:08:55 EST

Wait. It's Rambone. It's a porn.

Stay Away From Oprah