<![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> Nothing says irrelevant quite like an online petition.

betheboy

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> @NovakAintNoJokovic: There were a lot of money line bets placed on the Giants and that is where the some of the books took a bath.

[www.covers.com]

JoeyPorterAle

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> I didn't bet on it myself, but a lot of people lost or gained a lot of money on this game and the real outcome deserves to be known.
Um, no. The spread was what, 12? Pats don't cover either way.

NovakAintNoJokovic

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> Still whining...thump, thump, thump...the energizer bunny's got nothing on these guys.

EDogII

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> As if their entitlement wasn't already at a fever pitch before the game was even played. From the VIP victory party to the 19-0 trademark and the seemingly endless platitudes, blah, blah, fucking-blah. It's girlfriend in Canada pathetic at this point. Douche-Gate is the perfect title for this "Conspiracy."

jrubzer

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> @Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: How can it not be a fumble if one is trying to hang onto the football.

Tuck my ass

JoeyPorterAle

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> Those 26 signatures really made a big difference for UNC football. Hello Butch Davis!

Shenanigans

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> As a Patriots fan for 30 years my one hope out of all of this is that people like 'Eric Fernz' fall off the bandwgon.

fuck who am I kidding. He' probably out recriting more pinkhats as I write this.

Bill Belichicks Videographer

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: yes and Al Gore won in 2000.

supermike4ever

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> @supermike4ever: that's a good point but since the flux capacitor isn't working I guess we'll all just have to enjoy things as they are.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> I was at the Grammys when Herbie Hancock when the award for album of the year and I watched the travesty of one of the greatest screwjobs of all-time ... well since Katrina at least. - Kanye

morrisalmondjoy

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> but a lot of people lost or gained a lot of money on this game and the real outcome deserves to be known.

Everyone return your money to the bookies until we can get this thing resolved.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> @The-Mighty-KrilDog: i know why there isn't what?

supermike4ever

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> Also any fan ridiculous enough to actually want something to happen should hand in all their gear from the first Superbowl because there were at least 700 calls the Patriots shouldn't have gotten in the postseason.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> Has a city ever gone faster from being the lovable loser to being the hated front-runner? Even Ohio State fans feel this hatred is drastic.

FilteringCraig

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> Where's the petition to ban ironic petitions demanding DVD releases of obscure TV shows?

hozzleshank

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> @supermike4ever: You know why there isn't? We're too busy celebrating the fact that the biggest douches in sport (and the biggest douchebag fans in sport) got karma shoved right up their ass and choked on the biggest stage of them all. It's glorious!

The Mighty KrilDog

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> I tried with own version of protesting but it ended up with me not remembering the hours 11pm-6am that night.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> @VTBen: 3 rings true, but baseball is becoming more of an 8 team crapshoot and , without the addition of another point guard, the C's will not make it out of the East. Mark my words Chauncey will give it to Rondo and House/Allen can't bring the ball up against Lindsey Hunter.

That-Dude

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> Also, fuck these Pats fans. You already have 3 rings this decade while my team has none, plus you have the best baseball and NBA team in the nation. SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU LOST.

/insert Boston racism joke here

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> @Jews For Purple Jesus: You are such an ass for bringing logic into this debate.

That-Dude

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> @crazyjoedavola: +1

Evgeni Merkin

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> @Civil Negligence: I WILL QUITE FRANKLY INVESTIGATE THIS PETITION ON MY BARCALOUNGER WHILE EATING CHEESY DOODLES THEN POST ABOUT IT ON MY BLOG.
-Stephen A. Specter

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> So Pats fans would rather have Harrison called for a PI instead of Tyree making that catch, then.

xhack

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> the fact of the matter is this:

if the roles were reversed and that had been the Patriots on that running play on the final drive, and the officials stopped the clock and NEVER RESTARTED IT after placement of the football - as they should have as soon as the ball was put down...

espn, the media, and you all would be calling that play "ClockGate" or "TimerGate" or "DoucheGate".

it's too bad the pats couldn't hold and the giants won that game... but if roles were reversed people would be talking about that clock stoppage. as is stands, there isn't even a single post on this sports blog about that stoppage of the clock (as far as i have seen).... just multiple posts about the petition.

supermike4ever

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> @Libertariot: Do you really think that unabated evil of last years Patriots is worse than some old guy talking shit? Its what old people do they talk shit.

ceedat

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> Mine before I was banned:

Tedy Bruschi: "StrokeStrokeStrokeStrokeStrokeStroke..."

Lance's Other Nut

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> @Tuffy:

Didn't help my get my screenplay "Debbie Does Darfur".

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> @the intrepid spaceman spiff: With the Old Spice commercials and Burn Notice on USA - isn't it great to have Bruce Campbell back in our lives.

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> first they take cheers off the air, now this?!?!

I Heart Poop

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> @muggsybogues: Not to mention they got booed at the Pro Bowl! Who the fuck gets booed in Hawaii? The Japanese dont even get booed there.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> Forget about Blu-Ray...I'm just waiting for Airborne to come out on DVD.

thebristolkid

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> @The Legend of Vincent Tremblay:

You are giving Maroney credit for being coherent when he is that old. I can hardly understand him now.

Libertariot

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> That clock was definitely "tuck"ed there at the 77 second mark. /Maggie O'Hooligan

JoeyPorterAle

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> Do you see now, Nation? THIS is why we all hate you so much. Not because we're jealous, but because you're all self-serving bad sports.

Must get it from coach.

muggsybogues

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> Patriots fans whining about unfair treatment by the officials? All I have to say to that is: late flag in the Ravens game.

Windier E. Megatons

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> @UkraineNotWeak: The Detroit Lions fans in the room laugh at your lack of ability to tolerate suffering.

cromartie

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> I will be posting a link to my "Bring 'The Adventures of Brisco Country Jr.' To Blu-Ray" petition shortly.

the earl of weaver

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> @Libertariot: Better the devil you know than the devil you don't. Or did you want to hear Laurence Maroney ramble on about perfection and construda when the Toronto Argonauts are 18-0 and facing the Buzzsaw That Is The Ingolstadt Cardinals in Super Bowl LXXVII?

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> @Weed Against Speed: +1.

Quite possibly the greatest in-game programming promotion in history. The disgust in his voice is still ringing in my ears.

Carmen McFanzone

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> Don Quixote has nothing on these fans.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: So you were the one sale last week, I was wondering

CubsDynasty

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> @Tubesteak Terrorist: As your God as my witness, I promise to do so.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> I know this will be a difficult concept for fans who really only started watching football since 2002, but lets say the clock keeps running at 1:40 and no measurement is needed, know what the Giants do then? They call timeout. They had 3 of them. Bunch of fucking down-syndrome invalids.

/dick joke

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> You will need more than a petition to stop what I have coming your way. -- Senator A. Specter

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> @The Fan's Attic:

No kidding. Everyone is so happy that the Patriots lost, but then you are basically cheering for Mercury Morris' continued relevancy. But then I'm a Pats fan, so I may be a bit biased.

Libertariot

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> The Darth Vader and Kevin Hart ones are so good, I'm going to start taking credit for them.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> I hope my new petition will jumpstart the planning for "Silent Movie: The Musical"'s arrival on Broadway.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> @ Dick Peters:

Najah Davenport is intrigued at this whole, dumping on someone's heart idea.

Adonis

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> If I were to start a petition to have the short-lived ABC series Vengeance Unlimited starring Michael Madsen released on DVD, would anyone but me sign it?

PenskeMaterial

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> I don't know much about the rules of the NFL but as a Patriots fan

I get so much enjoyment out of that sentence fragment.

diddly

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> ABC, if you don't bring back Emily's Reasons Why Not, Keith Jackson gets it!

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> The last time I clicked a link on this site thinking I was signing up for a petition I just ended up buying a copy of God Save the Fan from amazon.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> @Chamomiles Davis: And I'll sign yours if you help me plead to have "She's the Sheriff" released on iTunes.

Shanknuts

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> Well these petitions obviously work...I just read the one where KC fans begged Allard Baird to not trade Carlos Beltran.

/bitter Royals fan

tater

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> @Tuffy: nor will I until Viva Laughlin makes a comeback.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> "I don't know much about the rules of the NFL but as a Patriots fan if this is true I feel cheated."
Hehehehehehehehehe... Eric Frenz is probably the only male Pats fans to own a pink Brady jersey. Who am I kidding, there are probably tons.

Sandy Magic Jackson

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> @Stev D: I'll sign yours if you sign my petition begging the universe to see to it that Larry the Cable Guy stars in the next movie whose title begins with "Daddy Day."

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> How long before someone posts "Hey Deadtern Notice Me!" ?

David Hume

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> No...we need a 30th anniversary reunion for the wonderful movie "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes".

tater

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> And where's my Season One DVD of South of Sunset?

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> @Libertariot: That would have been the single greatest thing to come out a Pats Super Bowl win -- the passing to irrelevancy of Mercury Morris.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> @Tubesteak Terrorist: [www.youtube.com]

They even managed to get the voice of the Smucker's guy for the trailer.

Shanknuts

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> @UkraineNotWeak: Skynard finally got in, so I don't think the Hall knows good music.

Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> Will you guys sign my petition to get HouseSitter released on Blu-Ray

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> 1183. B-Simm It's not fair! This was supposed to be OUR moment! I had a bag of frozen peas waiting for Tom!

(kudos, KSK. Kudos)

heyzeus

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> Kid Canada and I are starting a petition to investigate the last three seconds of the 1997 Survivor Series.

MDT

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> I don't know much about the rules of online petitions, but as a sentient being, this one is fucking retarded.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> I'm looking for the 20th Anniversary Unrated, Extended Cut of "Killer Klowns from Outer Space". C'mon, America - we can do this!

Shanknuts

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> Why isn't Thin Lizzy in the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame? Now there's a petition that needs to be posted.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> @Lady Andrea: Talk about it? Who the hell do you think started it? It remains to this day Christian Bale's finest work!

/look at me i'm the king of new york

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> +1, Shaun Patrick O'Toole Flannegan. +1.

Buzz's Monkey Butler

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> I wanna see Belichick's tape of the game

CubsDynasty

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> ...thousands of letters, all addressed to Santa Claus...

What Would Kornheiser Do?

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> As a Jet fan, I want an investigation of all the seasons since SBIII because obviously there has been a conspiracy to deny them a second Super Bowl victory. Oh fuck!! Whom am I kidding? They've just sucked for most of the last 40 years.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> The last time the internet put its head together, it produced Snakes on a Plane.

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> @Tuffy: ask Todd Zeile.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> BringbackHermansHead.com

/just registered it

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> @Lady Andrea:
You'll probably get your reunion before they give me my Squanto: A Warrior's Tale Criterion Edition DVD.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> But what does Curt Schilling think?

Paul Zuvella

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> @Lady Andrea: Yes, our brains are working together.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> 15th anniversary of the Newsies?

Just combine the two petitions until the Patriots fan realize that they are not, in fact, the kings of New York.

/I smell money
/You smell foul

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> @Lady Andrea: I will not entertain this notion until Cop Rock returns to television.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> OK - they replay the last 1:40, and the Pats end up winning... Lame victory parade or LAMEST victory parade?

dog door

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> Meaghan O'Toole indeed.

Shanknuts

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> Everyday, I wage a war to determine my favorite word: clusterfuck or shenanigans. It's really neck and neck.

+1 to the Kevin Hart comment.

Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> Can we talk a little about the Newsies petition?

A porcelain tub with boilin' water, a Saturday night with the mayor's daughter...

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> I bet Joe Buck gives great helmet.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[The Patriots Petition: Greatest Hits]]> No worries. They will just go 19-0 next year and Bill Belichick will Force-choke Mercury Morris during the trophy presentation. Guy can dream, can't he?

Libertariot

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