<![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> Oh yeah....

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Evgeni Merkin

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> @Wyshynski: Shoulda been you, LaPierre.

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> Should've been you Johnny Weir.

danforsman

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> By the way, for anyone still trolling the comments here: 2 Habs arrested in Tampa, 1 charged with stealing a woman's purse.

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Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> @stealofthedraft: Elisha Cuthbert?!

Oh, and thanks for providing the lead art for the NHL Closer in about three weeks.

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> So how about those heated blades, eh?

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]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> @Wyshynski: You can have my gashed seat up in E28 for free my man.

Evgeni Merkin

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> I'm famous!!

sba

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> @Chamomiles Davis:
+1, well-played.

stealofthedraft

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches

AKA Bavaria circa July, 1934

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> I really need to go to Oktoberfest some time:
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stealofthedraft

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> @Afino: @Clarence Rosario: @The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: See, I realize I am biased because it was my team and I am willing to defend Holmstrom's "pest" attributes to the ends of the earth, but genuinely, it just seemed like he was running a good screen on J.S.G. and if there was any contact, it was on Giguere's part. But, you know, maybe it'll wake the Wings up. The fight and call off seemed to rouse the JLA crowd out of their doldrums.

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches may be the most unlikely followup for Mitch Albom possible.

Well, that or a good novel. Either or.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> Small update: Surgery late last night, condition will be updated later today.
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Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> Should of been you Jagr or Avery or Philadelphia Flyers.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> Zednik was decent enough when he played for us. He's no Chris Higgins, but I was disturbed to see him with his neck open.

Darcy Tucker, on the other hand... this might not even be news.

koivutoakill

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> @Wyshynski: We'll see where the exchange rate is in 2010...

@Yostal: Got home just in time to see that. Where I come from, that's called a good screen.

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> @The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: When The Igloo closes, I'm stealing those boards and using them for firewood

Are you serious? The fact that they may have been doused by Crosby sweat means you can fetch at least $1,000 from some dumb kid from Canada on eBay.

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> @The Legend of Vincent Tremblay:

On the TV side, Paul and Bob noted after the Hartnell goal how Brodeur bitched that the new NJ arena has the Zamboni door at the end he has to defend twice. As a puckhandling goalie, it makes total sense. For the Pens, though, unless it was Barrasso or Hedberg in the net, you pretty much haven't had to worry about that whole puckhandling thing.

And how about Downie basically deciding he'd had enough of Ruutu? Priceless.

Wilf

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> @Yostal: Hear, hear! Nik was robbed. I hate it when officials decide the outcome of a game like that.

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> @Doyle McPoyle:

Melt Your Face Off already did.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> @Wilf: My season tickets are at the Zamboni entrance end. I have seen more fucked-up bounces off those boards than the laws of physics say are possible.

You'd think, with the Pens defending that end for two periods, somebody at Mellon Arena would do something about that...

When The Igloo closes, I'm stealing those boards and using them for firewood.

/prayer for Zednik

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> @Yostal:

Horrible, horrible call. Just unbelievable.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> @Sandy Magic Jackson: Really, the only thing missing from the video was a Whilhelm scream.

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> At least Dapuzzo's injury gave the Rangers and Flyers a smell of blood - leading to crazy scrum that Dapuzzo actually tried to break up.

/was in the stands
/stabbed with a trident
/shits pants

GreatOdensRaven

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> I made that electric-skate-cauterized joke here in the office earlier this morning.

Went over surprisingly well.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> If this was an NFL game, Ollie Jokinen would be staring down a lengthy suspension. Be glad you play a man's game, Finnish guy.

Wilf

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> @Hit Bull Win Steak: What are you going to do, bleed on me?

BabyGorilla

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> just a flesh wound

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> yes, yes, dude with throat slit

the earl of weaver

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> Also, haven't been able to watch the video since I'm at work, but god damn. Can I make an OJ joke yet?

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> Bottom line is that if the NHLPA would just approve those heated electric skates, Zednik's jugular would have been cauterized in an instant.

Darth Maul-itized

Sandy Magic Jackson

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> Brent Burns also used a sick shootout move to win the game against St. Louis last night.

LeNoceur

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> @crazyjoedavola: I flew from Florida to 11-degrees-and-windy this morning. Ugh.

Send It In, Jerome!

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> "NO BLOOD, NO TEARS!"

I don't think my iceskating teacher when I was 3 could have seen this one coming...

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> @crazyjoedavola: Continued... Worst part for Zednik. Stuck in Buffalo.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> orst

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> @BarbarobicsInstructor: I'd give my left nut to be in Florida right now. 11 degrees and windy? Charming.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> The Beer They'd Be: A full-flavored Schwarzbier served in giant jugs at Anaheim's Oktoberfest.

Yes, those jugs are giant. And the beer glasses are big too.

Send It In, Jerome!

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> Um, you know, before the Ducks decide to get all crazy, let's talk about the horrendous video replay decision that cost Mr. Lidstrom the tying goal late in the third period. Really just a lost weekend for the Red Wings.

Or you know, let's not, as Zednik's throat should probably trump the day.

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> There's no such thing as a bad Long Island night club, if you love getting rejected by coked-up girls with too much makeup on. Which I do!

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> No mention of the Penguins finally getting a W against the Flyers? BTW, ConkBlock gave up another layup after mishandling a puck. That makes two in two starts. Both wins, and it's the Zamboni door's fault, blah, blah, blah. Still, I'm officially worried.

And I'm glad to hear Zednik's doing well after that freak accident. Shoulda been you, Todd Bertuzzi.

/can't believe no one's used that yet.

Wilf

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> Ryan Shannon totally stole that from Pierre Marc Bouchard.

greenfield-comma-tim

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> I know playing for the Panthers sucks, but I think I would have requested a trade before resorting to a skate to the jugular

BarbarobicsInstructor

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> @tater: booze=boobs.

Using my time at the University of Maryland as a test, I must validate this equation as true.

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> ahh, The Red Wings are just trying to make it interesting.

Not to mention Cleary took a puck to the grill and ended up with a broken jaw

/soupstraw

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> Pffft...Walk it off, Zednik.

/Clint Malarchuk.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> @tater:
booze=boobs.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[Slashed Throats And Beer Wenches]]> Blood, beer, and booze. Great way to start a Monday.

tater

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