<![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:45:07 EST Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:45:07 EST http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4176147 As a Christian, I have to say that my brothers and sisters in Christ really need to learn to pick their battles.
1. As a Christian who cares more about Truth and sound doctrine than folk theology and tradition, I feel "using God's name in vain" is misunderstood even by many in the church. If you look at the Old Testament context, the pagans who lived around the ancient Hebrews invoked their gods' names to use as a "seal of approval" on everything the rulers or priests did. Jehovah didn't want his reputation sullied by corrupt humans. If God wanted to approve of something or order His followers to do something, He would speak to them directly through the prophets and apostles of old.The Third Commandment goes far deeper than just saying "goddamn it."
2. For example, why not protest TBN for all the greedy heretics who preach a false health/wealth gospel (that's you Paul Crouch) or a self-help/self-esteem gospel (Joel O'Steen, I'm talking to you)? I think telling little old ladies to send you their meager Social Security checks so that they might be "blessed" all while you own multiple mansions and a private jet is bad theology at best and just plain, sinful greed at worst.
3. On a lighter note, this video is what caused Christians to rail against Berman?! It wasn't years of asinine commentary?
4. ESPN should remind the protesters that they did hire Emmitt Smith and he speaks in tongues.

Sorry for the sermon...just know that a faith's adherents shouldn't be ultimate grounds for dismissing it as false or untrue.

Soli Deo Gloria

Bobby Doucher

]]> 11:354873:c4176147 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:45:07 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4156198 SHUT UP! FIFTY YEARS AGO WE'D HAVE YOU UPSIDE DOWN WITH A FORK UP YOUR ASS! HE'S A JESUS CHRIST! HE'S A GODDAMN!

....nope, not feeling it

Mistaeko

]]> 11:354873:c4156198 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 18:19:37 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4152632 Well, shit, they're just down the street, might as well go there and have a hearty laugh...

drjayphd

]]> 11:354873:c4152632 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:06:36 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4150413 @StupidAngelos: Wait! So the moment you are referring to is my goddamn avatar and you beat me to it! Jesus H Christ.

@werk

]]> 11:354873:c4150413 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:52:19 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4149034 You can play grab ass.

Is it safe? If so, you can obviously count me out.

The Most Dangerous Game of Grab-Ass

]]> 11:354873:c4149034 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:07:31 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4147627 Not for nothing, but if this was a group from "another" religion Norby would be apologizing, and Alaa Abdelnaby
would be on College Gameday instead of Hubert Davis.

7-8 Deville

]]> 11:354873:c4147627 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 13:18:05 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4146956 The girls with the sign is thinking...."I'd punish that."

Schluby

]]> 11:354873:c4146956 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:52:05 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4146837 no, i haven't heard the good news about Jesus. are he bring candy?

frontrowgirl

]]> 11:354873:c4146837 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:46:47 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4146410 Are the CDC folks okay with ESPN employees saying "coddamn"?

The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History

]]> 11:354873:c4146410 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:29:40 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4146242 Since when did Janeane Garofalo care about women's rights?

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> 11:354873:c4146242 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:23:00 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4146036 "What are we, chopped liver?" --Mary and Saint Joseph

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:354873:c4146036 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:15:14 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4145954 @notthequarterback: don't worry... i only work here. I live in new haven

1 Speed Bike

]]> 11:354873:c4145954 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:12:05 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4145878 I really think Hooters could make a massive improvement with their waitresses and have them wear cut-off jean shorts.

The Sports Hernia

]]> 11:354873:c4145878 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:08:51 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4145764 when i say goddamnit i am referring to u-god from the wutang clan. real God approves.

I Heart Poop

]]> 11:354873:c4145764 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:04:05 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4145684 @1 Speed Bike: Haha... I work like 5 minutes away...

Holy shit, my condolences...

/lived/worked in central CT for a year

notthequarterback

]]> 11:354873:c4145684 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:01:08 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4145591 @1 Speed Bike: "Shalom, by-atch!"

/Shuli-ed

What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Larsen's Biscuits

]]> 11:354873:c4145591 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:57:26 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4145575 @HugsFromHarold: That is the point. In protest of Berman buying cheap white wine readily availabe in California (I'm thinking 2 buck chuck) with the hopes of drinking it with a woman, I'm protesting this action by drinking expensive red wine far away from Conneticut and Berman. The best kind of protest, imho.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

]]> 11:354873:c4145575 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:56:43 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4145416 I only say goddammit and Jesus Christ when making deitist jokes. And never when He's actually around. That's just wrong.

OchentaYcinco

]]> 11:354873:c4145416 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:52:08 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4145405 @1 Speed Bike: Better yet, roll by and yell, "Christ it's cold today, isn't it?"

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:354873:c4145405 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:51:51 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4145388 @kataroo_kangaroo:
It was a Chardonnay, thus it's a white (with bite) and not a red.

I will go punch someone now to prove I'm still masculine.


HugsFromHarold

]]> 11:354873:c4145388 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:51:17 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4145370 Haha... I work like 5 minutes away... I should roll up and give them all a big "Shalom"

1 Speed Bike

]]> 11:354873:c4145370 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:50:47 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4145244 @Lady Andrea:

You're going to be a lawyer. You'll meet plenty.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:354873:c4145244 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:44:55 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4145201 Hey assholes, the fact that it's 10 degrees and windy is a sign. God thinks you are goddamn retards.

David Hume

]]> 11:354873:c4145201 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:43:05 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4145195 They are going to be steamed when they hear about Jaworski talking about the evolution of the slot reciever.

Stev D

]]> 11:354873:c4145195 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:42:56 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4145183 @UkraineNotWeak: oh, I don't know any Jews.

Lady Andrea

]]> 11:354873:c4145183 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:42:22 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4145086 I wonder how Black Jesus feels about this? Or Big Baby Jesus?

Riddler

]]> 11:354873:c4145086 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:37:47 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4145074 Will Martha Burke be there?
/Hootie

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns is the anti-Christ according to Buzz Bissinger

]]> 11:354873:c4145074 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:37:20 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4145063 Boy is the CDC going to be in for a shock when they see the original "Christ Dipped in Urine" hanging in the ESPN lobby.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:354873:c4145063 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:37:02 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4145029 @UkraineNotWeak: @Slothrop: There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless.

/Gunny Hartman'd

buttons

]]> 11:354873:c4145029 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:35:31 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4145024 It is the goal of the Christian Defense Coalition to help ESPN realize the negative use of "Jesus Christ" and "Goddamn" in the workplace is as offense and hateful as using the term "nigger" in the workplace.

Hey at least the CDC is trying to solve that minority retention problem at ESPN also.

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> 11:354873:c4145024 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:35:24 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4145010 @Lady Andrea: The Rutgers women's basketball team just might have a scholarship for you.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:354873:c4145010 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:34:53 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4145004 @Tuffy: it's for the mace.

Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> 11:354873:c4145004 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:34:39 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4145002 And to stoke this fire, I'm going to break out my pictures of Brian Kenny blowing John Buccigross dressed up as the Virgin Mary.

ArkansasFred

]]> 11:354873:c4145002 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:34:32 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144986 @Lady Andrea:

I see you left out the People of the Matzoh. ;)

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:354873:c4144986 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:34:09 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144969 @Tuffy: I am happy to fill the role of Token White Female.

Lady Andrea

]]> 11:354873:c4144969 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:33:25 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144967 By the way, what's with the pouches on the Hooters girls? Is that where they carry their young while on duty?

Tuffy

]]> 11:354873:c4144967 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:33:24 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144963 @Afino: PETA believes owls shouldn't be forced to cook chicken wings, or something.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:354873:c4144963 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:33:14 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144958 @UkraineNotWeak:

Feel free to continue to mock the Pakis, dot-heads, rag-heads, and sand niggers. And the American Indian. Go Braves, Tribe, and 'Skins!

Slothrop

]]> 11:354873:c4144958 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:33:05 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144931 @Lady Andrea: In other words, you are many people's white friend.

@Phony Gwynn: And to think mine still has the Clapper! HEY!

Tuffy

]]> 11:354873:c4144931 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:31:37 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144923 Man!! It's so tough being a White Christian in this country these days. Remember the good old days when you could overtly discriminate against Blacks, Jews, Catholics, etc. Good times.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:354873:c4144923 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:31:15 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144921 I have to say that my work with the Satanic Defense Coalition has yielded amazing results. Hardly anyone says "Satan H. Devil!" or "Mephistophelesdammit!" anymore.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:354873:c4144921 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:31:13 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144916 @Doyle McPoyle: +1. Booyah.

VTBen

]]> 11:354873:c4144916 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:31:02 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144911 In my country, men go crazy for you girls in the orange short pants. You with the sign, not so much.

GoldManGold

]]> 11:354873:c4144911 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:30:49 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144910 @DongerArd: Herbert.

buttons

]]> 11:354873:c4144910 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:30:45 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144904 @DongerArd: Holy. I learned it in confirmation.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

]]> 11:354873:c4144904 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:30:39 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144892 Peppermint Patty looks none too happy in that picture

Bunkie Perkins

]]> 11:354873:c4144892 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:30:20 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144891 Some of my all time greatest naps have occurred during culture and sensitivity training at work.

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:354873:c4144891 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:30:18 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144887 INVIZIBLE LUV FROM DADDY

Ray

]]> 11:354873:c4144887 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:30:12 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144875 I'm guessing the CDC doesn't have an afflilate office in Boston?

Civil Negligence

]]> 11:354873:c4144875 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:29:53 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144864 @Weed Against Speed: *amends.

Me not spell so good. Moron.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:354873:c4144864 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:29:18 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144858 Yes, yes, yes, dude, dude, yikes.

buttons

]]> 11:354873:c4144858 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:29:12 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144848 @VTBen: beat me to it. totally true. goddamnit.

iHaveaRagingTebowner

]]> 11:354873:c4144848 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:28:44 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144836 Best sign at the rally:

"Berman will go...all...the...way...to...hell!"

Also:

Chris Berman "Hell"

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:354873:c4144836 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:28:10 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144833 The perfect scenario in which to root for the meteor.

ArkansasFred

]]> 11:354873:c4144833 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:27:58 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144819 In an effort to make ammends, ESPN has invited Jesus Christ to attend ESPN: The Weekend.

No word yet on whether or not he's going to show.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:354873:c4144819 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:27:28 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144813 @Tuffy: There's a little round button near the top. The more you press it, the brighter it gets.

/tips top hat

Phony Gwynn

]]> 11:354873:c4144813 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:27:18 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144788 @Tuffy: hey, I have quite a few black friends. Also hispanic and asian. I'm very diverse. And they make great examples to trot out when I'm accused of being a racist.

Lady Andrea

]]> 11:354873:c4144788 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:26:43 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144785 P.S. folks, once President Huckabee takes office these people will be in charge of our foreign policy...

VTBen

]]> 11:354873:c4144785 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:26:33 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144778 I heard they're also protesting "Jesus 'Passion of The' Christ" as a Bermanism.

Wyshynski

]]> 11:354873:c4144778 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:26:16 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144776 This is worse than the time those fundamentalists protested at Stuart Scott's funeral.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> 11:354873:c4144776 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:26:14 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144774 @Dead Wrestlers Society:
I'd go along too, with my trident.

tater

]]> 11:354873:c4144774 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:26:07 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144771 What about "Christ on a bike"?

...or "Christ on a cracker"?

If anybody goes to the protest please ask 'the organizers what the "H." stands for as I have always wondered.
Thanks.

DongerArd

]]> 11:354873:c4144771 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:26:02 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144769 If nobody would move while Berman is speaking he wouldn't have to blaspheme the Lord.

Mmole

]]> 11:354873:c4144769 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:25:57 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144767 Say what you will about their overreacting, but their God Shamgod: God or Sham God seminar was pretty eye-opening.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> 11:354873:c4144767 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:25:56 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144765 Given the history of lynchings in this country by so-called "Christians," I'm going to simply say "Shut the fuck up" to the CDC.

Slothrop

]]> 11:354873:c4144765 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:25:53 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144761 My black friend, Alan, hates it when I say "jesus christ."

The New Math: 86=1

]]> 11:354873:c4144761 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:25:39 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144758 @Phony Gwynn: How do you turn on your new Ikea Vaginuus lamp, Phony Gwynn?

/twirls vaudevillian cane

Tuffy

]]> 11:354873:c4144758 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:25:36 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144747 @ArmansCopyOfSwank: That's afterwards in the fellowship hall.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

]]> 11:354873:c4144747 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:25:15 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144745 Jesus H Christ private Pyle! Why do you have a jelly donut in your foot locker!

Chaunceyshammy

]]> 11:354873:c4144745 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:25:11 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144728 @Lady Andrea: I call shenanigans. You grew up in Iowa and attend Notre Dame. Where did you meet black people?

Tuffy

]]> 11:354873:c4144728 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:24:44 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144716 Will there be cake and punch?

ArmansCopyOfSwank

]]> 11:354873:c4144716 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:24:21 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144704 You're with me, God Squad.

Civil Negligence

]]> 11:354873:c4144704 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:24:02 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144690 I hope Boomer took a couple of 222s. It's going to be a long day.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:354873:c4144690 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:23:27 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144678 Women are not for decoration

Tell that to my new Ikea Vaginuus lamp.

Phony Gwynn

]]> 11:354873:c4144678 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:22:56 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144670 If well-endowed women work at Hooters, where do one-legged women work?

IHOP.

I'll show myself out.

StupidAngelos

]]> 11:354873:c4144670 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:22:40 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144668 Would it solve the problem if Berman started referring to him as Jesus "So This Is What It Feels Like When Doves" Christ?

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:354873:c4144668 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:22:38 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144657 As I stated yesterday, I'm just going to keep protesting Berman's creepiness by drinking expensive red wine (with a bite!) as far away from him as possible.

/grabs bottle.
/begins protest.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

]]> 11:354873:c4144657 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:22:10 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144647 Thos women can decorate me anytime (ummm, yeah well not you on the far right . . . )

ASox

]]> 11:354873:c4144647 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:21:54 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144640 Sean Salisbury feels this is all a big misunderstanding, and has evidence on his phone to prove it.

GreatOdensRaven

]]> 11:354873:c4144640 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:21:32 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144632 What's my favorite thing about Hooters? I'll give you two: boobs and hot wings!

tater

]]> 11:354873:c4144632 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:21:14 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144616 misrepresentation sucks

steelpanz

]]> 11:354873:c4144616 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:20:39 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144612 Wake me up when a disgruntled member of the CDC releases a string of YouTube videos of CDCers sneaking into the synagogue.

MDT

]]> 11:354873:c4144612 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:20:33 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144601 If it means giving Boomer the axe, bring me a pitchfork.

Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> 11:354873:c4144601 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:20:06 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144593 INVISABLE CHICKEN WING PLATE

Afino

]]> 11:354873:c4144593 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:19:39 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144586 That quote from the Christian Defense Council doesn't seem to agree with itself.

Barry Lutz

]]> 11:354873:c4144586 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:19:21 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144576 I'm hoping ESPN has a Zoidberg moment and sends Berman out to meet the protesters with Kenny Mayne dressed as "his friend Jesus".

StupidAngelos

]]> 11:354873:c4144576 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:19:03 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144573 Will the protest be held at the bike rack or by the new satellite dish?

VTBen

]]> 11:354873:c4144573 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:18:59 EST <![CDATA[Anti-ESPN Christian Protest Sure To Draw In Five, Maybe Six People]]> http://deadspin.com/354873/anti+espn-christian-protest-sure-to-draw-in-five-maybe-six-people#c4144564 They are exactly right. Every time I use the word "goddamn," my black friends die a little inside. That is totally the same thing.

Lady Andrea

]]> 11:354873:c4144564 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:18:44 EST