<![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Worst John Facenda imitation ever.

Rozelle’s Bagman

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Engine engine number nine, on the Bristol Transit Line. If Chris Berman's off the tracks, pick him up, pick him up, pick him up...jeeeeeeesus that guy is fat, just leave him there." -- AWolfInCommunityEdClothing

NovakAintNoJokovic

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> that rap was wack!

EDogII

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]>

Pete Gaines

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Sorry. Someone mentioned James Taylor, and I was feeling lyrical. It won't happen again.

buttons

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Now the first of December was covered with snow,
And so was the turnpike from Stockbridge to Boston.
Lord, Bristol seemed dream-like on account of that frosting,
With one year behind me
And God knows how many more to go . . .

There's a song that they sing when they roll the highlights,
A song that they sing when they strut and preen,
A song that they sing of their place in the sports world-
Maybe you can believe it if it helps you to sleep,
But Deadspin works just fine for me . . .

So, goodnight, you're with me Leather;
Rockabye crosseyed Stu Scott . . .
Gawker and snark are the media I choose;
Won't you let watch my sports in peace
And rockabye Simmons, you douche.

buttons

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> (RE: Day 3 of ESPN's one-year anniversary celebration of its comments section)

I just realized that they are actually mourning. I do believe that this will go on for
9 days, 7 if your Berman.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Rubs, lotion, skin, and basket. Or hose." -- Fatties4Precious

The Most Dangerous Game of Grab-Ass

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "The force that through the green fuse drives the flower drives my green age; that blasts the roots of trees is my destroyer." - ESPNDThomas4Life

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "I hate my fucking job." -- CommunityEds

StuScott Booyahs

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> When are they going to celebrate someone not getting suspended/fired for something sexual/obscene in nature? I guess they haven't hit the one-year mark on that.

Sandburgh

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> are asinine comments really something to be celebrated?

gbaked

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @tater: @VTBen: He made a rhyme every time.

GreatOdensRaven

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> PS1, PS2, PS3, Xbox, Atari, Nintentod Wii.

~IheartESPNSgamingsection

metsarethe...

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Hello! This was written by Dee!

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> It occurs to me. Did we fail to mark Underground Day, or was I just not paying attention?

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Joy! Pain! Is like Sunshine. Rain!? Are you insane! It is plain that I maim and complain and reign as I flame against your claim! ... that this commen-TAIN! .. anniversary ... is one year later the same .... lame. (/Lights go dark) - BooYahPoetryInc

AppFan

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> super nintendo, sega genesis, when i was dead broke man i couldn't picture this or xbox 360, a nintendo wii, ask dana jacobson why it burns when i pee - communityB.I.G.

I Heart Poop

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "All credibility, all good conscience, all evidence of truth come only from ESPN Comments." -- CommunityFreds
(experpt from Beyond Good and ESPN)

The Most Dangerous Game of Grab-Ass

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "CommunityEds does what he wants to do - it's his prerogative."

-BobbyBrowns

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> There once was a man from China,
whose wife had a massive vagina,
The one day he tripped,
His head got wet and dripped,
and his wife thought he never looked finer.
-Confuciousworks@ESPN

Adonis

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "She loved me, and now she's gone.... Did I invent her? The secrets in her twilight eyes? The whispers at my bedside, her arms. her mouth...." -- CKObsession1

BarbarobicsInstructor

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Going back to Cali? I don't think so." -- LadiesLoveCJames

Grimey

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Well, I understand why the editors there pick the comments they do every day. What I don't understand is how they got their jobs without, at minimum, a GED.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "A lickey boom-boom (put your comment) down."

-CommunitySnow

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> CommunityEds Personal Gruntledness Index has been shooting through the roof celebrating the past year of ESPN featured comments.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Open the door, get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur. Or Carl Everett." -WasNotWas

Bob Loblaw

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> His comments remind me that C & C Music Factory's lyrics are woefully underused in sports commentary.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Phony Gwynn: +Charlie Weis' weight. Well done.

DM

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> No,no, no, it goes like this:

Jooyee (pump it up, pump it up) and paaiin..sunshine (keep it going, keep it going) and raaiiin.

DM

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Pump up the glam, pump it up - while your fingers are typin', all these sports you hypin', lookit here you got me cryin' - hype it up a lil' more get Jacobson out on the dance floor, and you'll see that's where the party's at if she finds where the booze is stashed. --technotronic

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> it's been a long time. i shouldn't have left you. without a strong rhyme to step to. - communityericbandrakim

I Heart Poop

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "We've been out of Grey Goose for the last 71 hours." - Dana Jacobson
(RE: Day 3 of ESPN's one-year anniversary celebration of its comments section)

the earl of weaver

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @tater: Damn you beat me to it. Next time I'll read the rest of the comments.

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> You are assessed for street repairs - $40 per house, $115 per hotel. - CommunityChest

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> This commenter is a poet and he doesn't know it.

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> The poetic talents of CommunityEds have Stuart Scott worried.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> This comment brought to you by the Bipolar Disorder Awareness Foundation.

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Do they think they are postal delivery officers?

--PstMstrGnrl

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> He could Roe allllll the Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade!
-bermandoesitagain

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip hip hop you don't stop the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the beat."
-JClayton420

ClueHeywood

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Water, land, Earth and Seas. Vegetation, plants and trees."

(Re: Day 3)

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> i wanna push you around--well, i will, well, i will. i wanna push you down--well, i will, well, i will. i wanna take you for granted. i wanna take you for granted. well, i will, i will.

frontrowgirl

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Old man take a look at my life, I'm a lot like you were
-PatKnight23

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "I produce AKA the undertaker
You want to come down to the *CENSOREDBYESPN*
Old school - here's a shovel can you dig it fool"

/tagteam93

Libertariot

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Linus Caldwell: Oh let the sun beat down upon my face, stars to fill my dream. I am a traveler in both time and space, to be where I have been.

Rusty Ryan: "Kashmir"? Is that your idea of making a contribution?

thebristolkid

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> James Taylor has fell on hard times.

goathair

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Teams won. Or they lost. They definitely played."
-CommunitySpecialEds

Paul Zuvella

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> When the site goes away, I'll be bumping Public Enemy's "Shut 'Em Down".

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Woo-hoo! My response was chosen. Validation! Totally and utterly meaningless validation!

LosOsosdeChicago

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> death, taxes, inane comments from ESPN. affirmed.

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> It's been a fantabulous year for sports.

--VMorrison7743

Innings Eater

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "♫ Red Sox, Ducks, Giants, and Spurs get their rings
These are a few of my favorite things ♫"

--CommunityEdVonTrapp

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Upside down and inside out, I'm 'bout to show you fools what it's all about."

(RE: New York Knicks - Intern Appreciation Day)

bamassippi

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> To everything, turn, turn, turn.

There is a season, turn, turn, turn.

And a time for every purpose under heaven...

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Come on! Pump it up!
/Rob Base

Bad Barbecue

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "I wanna sex you up." -ColorMeBadBerman

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Dear Diary,

Those big bullies Rick and Will made fun of me again today. Everyone thinks I have my act together, but I just don't know how much longer I can pretend. I wrote a poem about how I feel, because the world doesn't understand me.

Joy, pain, sunshine and rain. Or celebration, misery, great drafts and injuries. Life is short.

-ESPN CommunityEds

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Friday was Billy Joel, today it's James Taylor. Tomorrow, Jackson Browne.

McCroskey

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Things happened. Feelings were felt."--ObviousEds.

Fuck Lion

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Joy. Fun. Seasons in the sun. Hills climbed. Seasons out of time.
-TJacks74

GreatOdensRaven

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> It's a shaaaaaayaaaaaaayaaaaaaame that ESPN runs the same comment 2 days in a row.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Is that the Foo Fighters album title?

Bunkie Perkins

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> He must be a poet, but doesn't know it.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Random conglomeration of words that have absolutely no relevance.
-Special Ed.

HazelMaesLandingStrip

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Wow, and we're celebrating the anniversary by basically running the same crappy comment two days in a row.

UTFLW

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Noun, verb, noun, noun, adjective, for fuck's sake when will one of you mouthbreathers write something halfway literate again? I can't keep this shit up. ---FrustratedEds

MDT

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Earlier comments by this poster....

"Yeah! Woo! It takes two to make a thing go right. Yeah! Woo! It takes two to make it out of sight."

Chamomiles Davis

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