<![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> Should have been you, St. Ignatius!

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]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> As a friend from college used to say: "Fix one car and no one calls you a mechanic, but suck just one dick..."

Beer-Fart

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> It's Milford, so it's actually considered progress when they sexually assault a human and not a farm animal.

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]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> @MyronCopacetic: Tobias Beecher's mini-camps always seemed a little, well, different once he got out...

drjayphd

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> Pinecone in the butt alert!

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> @Christ Sabo:

Let's not forget the giant jesus on I-75, half way between Cincy and Dayton.

It's crazy around Cincy. There's no fluidity. You go from a total hillbilly area to a rich, upper class suburb by crossing the street.

I live in Dayton, though. Much, much closer to the C-Bus vibe.

Creativenamethatmakesyougiggle

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> Wow, this is probably going to hurt the chances of the Cleveland Cavaliers making the play-offs.

feep

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> Puts a whole new spin on the concept of "dotting the I".

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> "Oh, come on! I mean, we've been coming here for 50 years and performing anal probes and all that we have learned is that 1 in 10 doesn't really seem to mind"

blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> I'll take "trippin-ass bitches" for $100, Alex.

Evgeni Merkin

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> In other (southern) Ohio news of the day:

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D.B. Cooper-Nichol

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> If someone had specifically told me it was wrong to rape my teammate, sure, I wouldn't have done it...

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> @Stev D: Ladies and gentlemen, quite possibly the first ever Odyssey Of The Mind reference on Deadspin! Contratulations.

Marth

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> @HIV 2 Elway:

I've lived in the Eastern burbs my whole life, and they're as normal as any suburbs in America.

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> This happened to me in high school, but it wasn't jocks, it was the Odyessy of the Mind team. Frankly, I was outsmarted.

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> @racistmascot_inc: I don't know about that. I spent my early childhood in the eastern berbs of Cleveland. Went back to visit in college and thanked Jah, Ra, all of them that I didn't stay through high school.

HIV 2 Elway

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> @Gourmet Spud: Hilarious

The Most Dangerous Game of Grab-Ass

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> @Gourmet Spud: "Oh, come on! I mean, we've been coming here for 50 years and performing anal probes and all that we have learned is that 1 in 10 doesn't really seem to mind."

The Most Dangerous Game of Grab-Ass

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> They were just trying to bring the split-end position to basketball. Ba-dum-cha.

Shoopmonster

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> @Stev D:

"Space aliens, eh? Well, I guess you are going to want to probe me. Let's get this over with."

"Please! We have reached the limits of what anal probing can teach us!"

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> @Tuffy: Beam me up, Mr. Speaker!

notthequarterback

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> Three Boys: Alleyyyy....
Victim: OOOP!!

Raskolnikov

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> Teabagging is 'gross sexual imposition' now? Whoops.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> When the coach said "use the backdoor cut" the over-eager frosh took him literally.

HugsFromHarold

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> As a senior and a captain, I knew this kid had to work on his game, so I made him finger the point guard's ass.

David Hume

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> @Christ Sabo:

I don't think people from outside the state realize just how different the North and the South are in Ohio.

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> @Tuffy: If that tale is true, Mr. Speaker, Beam Me Up!

parker91

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> Man, when I played HS football I was hazed like that. In my dreams! I mean, no, nightmare- that's the one.

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> I am stunned that this was not a GCL South school. I've heard many a stories about St. Xavier and Moeller playing a game called "toast" in the locker room after gym class. Ha...they don't have girls at their school!

Lindsay Lohans Left Boob

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> @racistmascot_inc: Hey now, I am a central Ohioan. I, too, dislike the hillbillies in southern Ohio. Southern Ohio is ridiculous; every 2.3 miles there is a 'GOD IS WATCHING' or 'HELL IS REAL' sign.

Christ Sabo

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> Obligatory "three man weave" reference.

PabstSmear

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> Southern Ohio, Northern Kentucky, Tomato, Tomata

broad street bully

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> @Gourmet Spud: Exactly.
Q: You know how I know you're gay?
A: You force teammates to have sex with each other.



GoldManGold

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> @PabstSmear: I'm in a library right now. Don't say that.

S.O.L.

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> @Christ Sabo: I agree, though Cleveland has it's share of weird shit, the Southern area is really out there. Maybe there's something in the moonshine...

Body by Sabathia

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> @Christ Sabo:

I won't let you southern Ohioans lump us from the North in with your shenanigans.

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> their 3-on-2 break must run like a well oiled machine.

phillas

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> Jim Traficant's toupee has a similar tale to tell.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> A similar scene is played out on the Hoosiers: Director's Cut dvd.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> Chris Henry calls this "Thursday".

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> TEAM BUILDING EXERCISE OHIOOOO, YEAH YEAH

/jermaine

Matt Saracen

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> If I hear Ohio, Basketball and Sex in the same sentence, I want it to include Allie Laforce as well.

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The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> We would have never heard about this if it had been the hazing ritual for NFL Sunday Countdown.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> @The Gizmo from Pismo: Depends on what part of Ohio. I'm in Columbus, so it's just a hodgepodge of weird shit. Now, southern Ohio...that's a whole different animal.

Christ Sabo

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> Hazing today has become so homoerotic. Whatever happened to the days of the simple "shave-your-balls-and-tape-you-naked-to-the-goal-post"? You know, guy stuff?

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> @MyronCopacetic: When you walk down a street in Cincy, do you pointlessly see every other guy's wang? If so, sign me up!

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> has brady quinn been able to provide an alibi yet?

the earl of weaver

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> "YOU HAVE TO PUT A BODY ON HIM!"

"Yours, to be exact."

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> Show me on the Shaq doll where he touched you:

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MitchKayak

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> @Christ Sabo: See Guaco, Jimmy. Has to be one of the most blatantly racist store "mascot" ever.

ReeferMadness

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> How badly did these kids want to play basketball?

BarbarobicsInstructor

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> Hey, if it wasn't for Ohio we would not have Traci Lords.

Oh.

sarah

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> Who hazes people on a freshman team?

Artie Fufkin

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> If Will ever had sex with a woman or a basketball teammate, would it be group sex?

Donald_Igwebuike

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> If they had only had a female kicker, this post might not be nightmare fuel.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> They were just practicing their box and one.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> @Christ Sabo: its actually worse.

The Gizmo from Pismo

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> Is this why O.J. Mayo transferred?

Body by Sabathia

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> Tin soldiers and Nixon coming,
We're finally on our own.
This summer I hear the drumming,
Four dead in Ohio.

Marth

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> "The White Shadow" sounds so much more ominous now.

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> Coach, this isn't what you meant by ball-hawking?

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> @FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns brought to you by Diebold: As an Ohioan, let me confirm to the rest of Deadspin that yes, Ohio is just as fucked up and goofy as you think.

Christ Sabo

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> Just another game of Cornhole. Nothing to see here.

apostles03

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> I can't wait to hear the Sufjan Stevens song about it.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> Sure, Majerus' coaching methods seem odd...

What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> Maurice Clarett continues to perfect these "drills" in prison.

El Gran Guapo

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> The Knicks call this "sunting."

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> From experience, two-a-days in August in the mid-west have always been just five percent less unnerving than a typical episode of Oz.

MyronCopacetic

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> I just wanted them to stop calling me a sunt.

jwaves2007

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> If elected, Mike Huckabee's #1 priority will be to have a Constitutional amendment passed to ban just such an activity.

MeSoHornsby

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> C'mon, it was just roleplay. The three guys were Chris Henry and the victim was a girl.

Raskolnikov

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> "Go downcourt, find the center and try to fuck him."

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> putting the "Oh" back in Ohio....

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> Poor guys just got confused when Coach told them to work harder on their offensive penetration.

West Coast Sh!tShow

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> @ArkansasFred: Chill out... his Dad's a vet.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> Carl Monday is watching your hazing ritual.

PabstSmear

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> I thought it was a wierd version of the box in 1.

jwaves2007

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> @Barry Lutz:

What do you do at practice?

Do stuff, run drills...

Run drills, sexually assault your teammates?

No...

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> Another instance of gross sexual imposition in Ohio. What are Brian Peppers' thoughts on this?

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> @Barry Lutz: No shit...Carl Monday has really lost his A game.

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> So you just reached down, and had sex with your teammate?

Barry Lutz

]]> <![CDATA[Team Building In Ohio]]> Ohio, a nation turns its lonely eyes to you...

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

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