<![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Wed, 13 Feb 2008 03:21:47 EST Wed, 13 Feb 2008 03:21:47 EST http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4184983 He looks kind of like a young John Kerry, made of wax, and a bit too close to the fire.

Unamerican

]]> 11:355260:c4184983 Wed, 13 Feb 2008 03:21:47 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4170920 @bizzo5000: She was also on Deadwood.

encyclopediablack

]]> 11:355260:c4170920 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:59:30 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4168928 It's only a matter of time before Canseco and Rocker do a gay porn movie together.

Beer-Fart

]]> 11:355260:c4168928 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:00:02 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4167871 @Chief Wahoo: Wait, that makes you gay?

Dr. Spaceman

]]> 11:355260:c4167871 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 12:27:02 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4166937 @Schluby:

American Male Catalog.

/not supposed to know that

Grandjester

]]> 11:355260:c4166937 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 11:52:34 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4166685 @bizzo5000: well done, if Blair's cousin Geri and that huge girl Natalie mated and had a son, he would be John Rocker. In fact that time line might not be beyond the pale of possibility.

digris

]]> 11:355260:c4166685 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 11:43:07 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4166469 @Brazil Thrill: nah, he's probably a Bud Man.

frontrowgirl

]]> 11:355260:c4166469 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 11:35:35 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4166310 To clear up, I knew Cousin Geri has cerebral palsy. She was the 80's Josh Blue.

bizzo5000

]]> 11:355260:c4166310 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 11:29:18 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4166222 @InReggiesBush: Or Barbaro mouth.

Juice Box Hero

]]> 11:355260:c4166222 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 11:25:51 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4165794 @bizzo5000: and a big +1 to you sir.

Lady Andrea

]]> 11:355260:c4165794 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 11:07:07 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4165613 Where do Rocker and Canseco shop for these types of shirts?..seriously. I want one.

Schluby

]]> 11:355260:c4165613 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:58:44 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4165330 @Doyle McPoyle: Next time I'm in the Fenway area and sober enough to remember I will have to check it out.

HazelMaesLandingStrip

]]> 11:355260:c4165330 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:46:55 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4165320 @Doyle McPoyle:

Just one more weapon the Red Sox have stolen from teams (Blue Jays) that can't afford to keep them.

Kid Canada - R.I.P.

]]> 11:355260:c4165320 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:46:32 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4165294 @Stev D: The self-fecta!

ArkansasFred

]]> 11:355260:c4165294 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:45:34 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4165183 ooooooooooooooh, fuck

Stev D

]]> 11:355260:c4165183 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:40:44 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4165173 There is no Twisted Sister song for what I am feeling right now.

Stev D

]]> 11:355260:c4165173 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:40:31 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4165100 There is no Twisted Sister song for the emotions I am feeling right now.

Stev D

]]> 11:355260:c4165100 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:37:57 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4165078 @Doctor Lingerie: Outstanding.

Barry Lutz

]]> 11:355260:c4165078 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:37:10 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4165074 @HazelMaesLandingStrip: Hey, there's a new Hazel Mae billboard across from the Cask 'N Flagon. Looking friskay...

Doyle McPoyle

]]> 11:355260:c4165074 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:37:00 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4165057 Scooby Doo.

The Sports Hernia

]]> 11:355260:c4165057 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:36:21 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4165028 @HazelMaesLandingStrip: Does that explain Jim Ross' recent slobbering over every wrestler's physique on WWE?

The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face

]]> 11:355260:c4165028 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:34:54 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4165021 @twoeightnine:

You know what - I think that Pudge was one of the names that appeared in the "premature" list that Will and some other sites posted that morning.

Fuck me in the pants.

BigTenObsession

]]> 11:355260:c4165021 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:34:45 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164971 @Rob Iracane: I agree with his Pagliacci-themed Bud suicide policy.

Embellished.

Doctor Lingerie

]]> 11:355260:c4164971 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:32:38 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164969 "I am shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!"

PrehistoricMartyball

]]> 11:355260:c4164969 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:32:27 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164963 Evidently steroids turns you gay and gives you Bells Palsy, I'll make sure to remember that.

HazelMaesLandingStrip

]]> 11:355260:c4164963 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:32:20 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164889 Umm, the first two are admitted users, and the third was named in the Mitchell Report. What does that say about A-Rod?

That you should read the Mitchell Report again because only the first two appeared in it.

twoeightnine

]]> 11:355260:c4164889 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:29:17 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164877 This is all just a bullshit act by Rocker to sell (Will's) books.

Rob Iracane

]]> 11:355260:c4164877 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:28:40 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164864 @Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket:

Now that's a campaign slogan I can get behind.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:355260:c4164864 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:28:01 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164849 It's a photo from "Hot Chicks with Douchebags," minus the hot chick.

Peter Cavan

]]> 11:355260:c4164849 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:27:13 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164832 So is

"O AN HE SEXY" Off limits here? I just want a rule clarification.

JohanSantannadanna

]]> 11:355260:c4164832 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:26:26 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164828 @Big Daddy Drew: He could fit either two pre-steroids or 4 post-steroids Big Macs in his mouth.

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:355260:c4164828 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:26:19 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164820 O AND HE ROIDY

the earl of weaver

]]> 11:355260:c4164820 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:25:55 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164809 I love my Joey and Joey loves me

ltwinslow

]]> 11:355260:c4164809 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:25:34 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164784 I agree with his Bud suicide policy.

Rob Iracane

]]> 11:355260:c4164784 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:24:28 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164778 Actually his chest is airbrushed on the front of the shirt. He bought it at the fair. It was on the rack next to the tuxedo tee.

FilteringCraig

]]> 11:355260:c4164778 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:24:12 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164766 Strike "Photo Caption"

Replace with "Retard tries to make joke here:"

David Hume

]]> 11:355260:c4164766 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:23:59 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164764 Not that Rocker needs me defending him, but that shirt might not be quite as ### as it looks. Big camera flashes can make certain fabrics look transparent. That's how we get all the nice nipple shots of braless Hollywood starlets.

/more starlet nipple
//less Rocker nipple

Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket

]]> 11:355260:c4164764 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:23:52 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164757 I bet he could fit two Big Macs in that mouth.

And I ain't talkin about hamburgers.

Big Daddy Drew

]]> 11:355260:c4164757 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:23:36 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164752 The biggest revelation to come out of this is that when Rocker was with the Rangers, team trainers/physicians discussed how to use steroids properly with: (1) John Rocker; (2) Rafael Palmeiro; (3) Ivan Rodriguez; and (4) A-Rod.

Umm, the first two are admitted users, and the third was named in the Mitchell Report. What does that say about A-Rod?

BigTenObsession

]]> 11:355260:c4164752 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:23:24 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164743 Photo Caption:
John Rocker is buds with the Thing? Cool.

David Hume

]]> 11:355260:c4164743 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:23:08 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164735 @InReggiesBush:

Or BY GAWD GOOD OLE JR mouth

Kid Canada - R.I.P.

]]> 11:355260:c4164735 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:22:35 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164732 John Rocker es un payaso y debe hacer el mundo entero un favor y matarse.

/universally agreed in any language

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> 11:355260:c4164732 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:22:32 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164721 @Chief Wahoo: So he got that shirt from Prince?

/ urban myth

Triple B

]]> 11:355260:c4164721 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:22:11 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164711 Thank you for airbrushing out his nipples.

twoeightnine

]]> 11:355260:c4164711 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:21:43 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164710 @Chamomiles Davis: I think you are right. I had entirely forgotten her existence until I read the comment.

J-No

]]> 11:355260:c4164710 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:21:40 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164702 @Chamomiles Davis: Definitely had a palsy as she dated Van Pelt for a bit.

preciousroy

]]> 11:355260:c4164702 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:21:14 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164694 Nice to see the 'Zoo Crew in the Morning' is still breaking news.

Civil Negligence

]]> 11:355260:c4164694 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:20:58 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164652 This shouldn't come as a shock to anyone - some of Rocker's best friends are steroids. In fact, he's even dating one!

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:355260:c4164652 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:19:22 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164648 Aw, nice to see that bat boy kid finally made a name for himself!

And fuck you, John Rocker. I wish that battery would have clocked you at Shea.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> 11:355260:c4164648 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:19:17 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164636 @J-No: Not to split hairs, but I thought she had cerebral palsy?

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:355260:c4164636 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:18:43 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164628 @J-No: "Hiiii...I'm just a stranger passing through. I'm soooo lonely."

/incredibly awkward Jeri Warner line I can remember

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:355260:c4164628 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:18:25 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164619 @Chief Wahoo: +1. Beautifully vulgar, sir.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:355260:c4164619 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:18:10 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164606 But does he drink Miller Lite while 'roiding up?

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:355260:c4164606 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:17:44 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164597 "Bud Selig is a clown and should do the entire world a favor and kill himself."

In the interest of full disclosure, I LOL'd at that.

ArkansasFred

]]> 11:355260:c4164597 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:17:06 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164596 Such a rampant steroid problem wouldn't exist today had the side effect of growing a third had out of your neck been made public much sooner.

CIALIS COOPER

]]> 11:355260:c4164596 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:16:59 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164588 @bizzo5000: +1. And her name was Jeri and she was funny.

J-No

]]> 11:355260:c4164588 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:16:37 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164584 Rocker has a much more thorough account of his steroid use by way of a painting on a cave wall by his home.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:355260:c4164584 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:16:28 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164581 After 3 tabs of Jesus Christ blotter, your face would melt too.

David Hume

]]> 11:355260:c4164581 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:16:23 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164576 That shirt is so gay it could suck it's own c***.

Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:355260:c4164576 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:16:10 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164574 That shirt looks like one of Will's black t-shirts after one too many washings.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:355260:c4164574 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:16:05 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164572 This is the most offensive thing John Rocker has ever done.

ArkansasFred

]]> 11:355260:c4164572 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:15:56 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164562 I think he injected the steroids into his face.

OchentaYcinco

]]> 11:355260:c4164562 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:15:24 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164554 Dude looks like a conglomerated mongrel version of Chris Klein and Jake Gyllenhaal, except with a few missing chromosomes.

FilteringCraig

]]> 11:355260:c4164554 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:15:08 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164544 @LeagueofShadows: Or Jean Chretien mouth.

Triple B

]]> 11:355260:c4164544 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:14:32 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164542 No, tree.

StupidAngelos

]]> 11:355260:c4164542 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:14:28 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164521 The half-zippered collar really makes that shirt fashionable.

Triple B

]]> 11:355260:c4164521 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:13:29 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164493 Sloth Love Chunk!

CuseDog

]]> 11:355260:c4164493 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:12:13 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164487 @Phony Gwynn: You bet your balls thats a ### shirt.

He also appears to have Stallone mouth.

LeagueofShadows

]]> 11:355260:c4164487 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:11:54 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164467 John Rocker is a clown and should do the entire world a favor and neuter himself.

Fixed

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:355260:c4164467 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:11:00 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164464 Steroids + Absolut Mandrin & Red Bull + John Rocker = Ultimate Warrior

OchentaYcinco

]]> 11:355260:c4164464 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:10:54 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164457 Christ, he looks like Blair's retarded cousin from "Facts of Life"

bizzo5000

]]> 11:355260:c4164457 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:10:31 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164454 For a guy who made fun of "queers on the 7 train," that shirt is pretty fucking ###.

Phony Gwynn

]]> 11:355260:c4164454 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:10:29 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164450 Do steroids make your shirts transparent?

EddieRebel

]]> 11:355260:c4164450 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:10:19 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164448 Hey youuuu guys!

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> 11:355260:c4164448 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:10:13 EST <![CDATA[John Rocker Destroys Everything You Thought You Knew About Steroids]]> http://deadspin.com/355260/john-rocker-destroys-everything-you-thought-you-knew-about-steroids#c4164427 Addressing yourself in the third person is just how Rocker chooses to SPEAK ENGLISH.

Kid Canada - R.I.P.

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