<![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> "I...declare...BANKRUPTCY!!"

I_LIKE_THE_WAY_SNRUB_THINKS

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> Sprewell's "glasses + cornrows" combo is his way of saying, "I want to be formal, but I'm here to party."

suntastic

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> His agent's name is Bob Gist? That's made-up. I would have gone with Bob Loblaw.

suntastic

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> @Fuck Lion: For his first house, and not certain how long you would stick in the league, this isn't that bad. However, he could have and should have paid it off well before this. About the time when he signed the second contract.

That-Dude

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> i think its awesome that a sprewell post was immediately preceded by a post about the biggest chokers in sports history.

hyatt

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> Im going to sell my Sprewell Warriors jersey on ebay and send the money to him. I feel bad.

p.s. I hate boobs

/opposite day

EggandCheeseonaRoll

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> i attended the "negotiate like a winner! hosted by latrell spreewell" at the holiday inn last month. i am now homeless and unemployed, but i have my dignity. thanks latrell!

I Heart Poop

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> Dumb + Ass

Storming the Floor

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> @Matt_T: +1. He gots do diversify his ass.

ImAManImForty

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> I heard he's getting a ride from Anfernee Hardaway.

/not Penny's Boat

MannysHeadStash

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> @1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes: He also burned down his banana stand with the hopes of collecting the insurance money, but his brother dramatically threw the check into the sea.
+1 Latrell's made a huge mistake...

NovakAintNoJokovic

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> @Matt_T:
WU TANG CLAN AINT NOTHIN TA FUCK WITH
WU TANG CLAN AINT NOTHIN TA FUCK WITH

DennyCrane

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> he needs to go to Mo'Money Taxes and take advantage of their thirty-second special.

frontrowgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> Could be worse.

He could be Bison Dele.

Stet Sports Blog

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> Spree should move next door to Alan Sapinsly.

The Sports Hernia

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> Remember, Spree. Don't pay the ferryman, till he gets you to the other side.
/CdeBurgh

rachel_nichols_is_hot

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> @1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes: Damn you, Nibbles.

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> I took this boat to Denver.

/Not Tracy Jordan's boat

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> Sprewell couldn't grasp the idea that the interest keeps spinnin' even when you stop (paying)

MurrayHewitt

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> I hear Huck Finn is looking for a traveling companion.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> "I took this boat to Denver."

/Not Tracy Jordan's boat

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> @Signal to Noise: Why drag Leinie into this?

Fuck Lion

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> Luckily, "Project Lifeline" has arrived just in time for Spree to avoid foreclosure.

Jubilation T. Cornpone

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> Never would have had this problem if he'd used Wu-Tang Financial.

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> Be careful of what you wish for in a raft...

/MichaelSawyerWaltJin

rachel_nichols_is_hot

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> @PQ Crash: Sounds good, but I think Spree has dibs on that honor.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> No one owns "Milwaukee's Best". They merely rent it.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> And he still, presumably, has a family to feed...

stealofthedraft

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> @MurrayHewitt: Don't think you get too much privacy out on Lake Winnebago - Latrell, Present.

broad street bully

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> Nothing else has worked so far
So I'll wish upon a star
Wonderous shining speck of light
I need a Jew

Lois makes me take the rap
Cause our checkbook looks like crap
Since I can't give her a slap
I need a Jew

/Peter Griffin
Where to find
A Baum or Steen or Stein
To teach me how to whine and do
my taaaaaxesss...

Though by many they're abhored
Hebrew people I've adored
Even though they killed my Lord
I need a Jew

Da_Mang

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> Won't somebody please think of the children?

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> @LeagueofShadows: Despite all the bad press, it will run surprisingly well.

diddly

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> If Spree would have been more stern with his wife about her spending, he could have kept the boat. He always would bow under pressure from her, though.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> The boat was in port next to such lovely vessels as "Leinie's" and "Natural Light."

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> @goathair: I think Jerramy Stevens already has dibs on that name.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> @Fuck Lion: Spree spends a lot of money because he makes a lot of money.

/Patrick Ewing

7-8 Deville

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> Fred Smoot wants to know what kind of privacy this yacht can offer.

MurrayHewitt

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> Where is all the money from inventing spinning rims?

CardedForDissent

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> @Weed Against Speed: He called it the L.A. Forum, because it was where the magic happened...

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> "Don't worry Spree, we'll invite you to all the parties we throw on your yacht."
-Fred Smoot & Bryant McKinnie

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> I blame the subprime meltdown.

Steve518

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> How can a man who wears glasses so greatly mismanage his finances?

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> @strum40: Spending SPREE?!?!?
/shits pants

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> His smaller, cheaper boat will be called Pabst Blue Ribbon.
@Beer-Fart: +1

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> Maybe he went on a spending spree and bought his girlfriend an expensive choker

Sucko-T

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> @Da_Mang: "Alright, step one: give your friends money whenever they ask for it. Now, let's get going on developing our parachute pants investment plan."

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> Can't he sell the 22's that his toaster sits on?

Raskolnikov

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> @BraveSrRob: Spree was planning on taking the yacht to Portugal... down South America way...

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> Spree is regretting hiring MC Hammer as his financial adviser.

Da_Mang

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> $96 million in NBA salary and he couldn't pay cash for a $400K house?

Fuck Lion

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> proving once again that professional athletes should not only hire an agent, but a financial planner, as soon as they decide to go pro.

frontrowgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> Who's his financial advisor? Isiah Thomas?

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Please let it be Wally Szczerbiak.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> Rumor is that Devin Harris outbid Carl Landry for the yacht...

Its The Beer Talking

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> Milwaukee's Best wasn't the original name but Choke A Bitch was already taken

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> It's too bad. Spree had the inside of the boat decked out exactly like the Ladies Man's.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> Can't he just choke the judge like he did his coach?

MerryLander

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> When did Sprewell turn into my freshman year philosophy professor?

MeSoHornsby

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> When it comes to money management, Spree really choked.

Beer-Fart

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> Bison Dele could also use a raft.

Too late?

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> NESTED BLOCKQUOTE ATTACK

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> @1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes: He will not reveal his secrets...He sank that yacht! He has insurance right?

BraveSrRob

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> nibbles?

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> Spree, WTF? You still have a mortgage on a 400K home? Spree . . . even with "money being cheap", you could have paid this off at least 100 times over.

That-Dude

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> His hair should be called the Ghetto Predator.

goathair

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> I just hope that one day, PJ gets to choke a bitch back.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> Too bad. He had quite a competition going with "Old Style," moored right next to him.

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> He also burned down his banana stand with the hopes of collecting the insurance money, but his brother dramatically threw the check into the sea.

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> <![CDATA[Latrell Sprewell Could Use A Raft Of Some Sort]]> He couldn't pick good beer? Hell, he couldn't even pick not-piss beer?

Lady Andrea

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