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Inevitably, This Celebration Will Someday Take Place In Ohio

muggsybogues — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:34:45 EST

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muggsybogues

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YukMouth — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:09:06 EST

@Stev D:
-1

YukMouth

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Gourmet Spud — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:57:19 EST

@Stev D:

+ 1.

Gourmet Spud

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strong like bull smart like tractor — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:56:16 EST

They'd have had room for the baby if they owned Anubis-ta Cruiser

/I'll show myself out

strong like bull smart like tractor

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Chief Wahoo — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:47:10 EST

Reminds me of the times Dad used to cut my foot and make me dangle my leg for chum.

Chief Wahoo

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Stev D — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:44:36 EST

Calm down, the Wiggles were just recording the video for the kiddie version of "Here I Go Again".

Stev D

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Spaceman Bill Leah — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:43:41 EST

@Paul Zuvella: I can't believe it took that long to get to mummy.

Spaceman Bill Leah

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MDT — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:42:20 EST

@Raskolnikov: I hope the baby doesn't get too gassy, lest the car horn and the infant Tutenkhamen.

MDT

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The Fan’s Attic — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:40:54 EST

It's amazing the baby isn't crying with all the Osiris in the background.

The Fan’s Attic

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phillas — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:40:39 EST

@Ray: that was pretty weak. Your comment status should be a-Nile-ated.

phillas

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LesMilesIsAMouthyDouche — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:38:04 EST

@Fennis: Well which is it young fella? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, iffen I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And iffen I drop, I'm a gonna be in motion. Ya see -

LesMilesIsAMouthyDouche

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Pretty Much Just Another Group of Unassuming, Dangling Modifier Words — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:38:02 EST

Just last week, they were celebrating the Patriots going 19-0..

Pretty Much Just Another Group of Unassuming, Dangling Modifier Words

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Ray — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:37:32 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: I think it's "Paternal Flame."

Ray

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Paul Zuvella — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:35:20 EST

@Spaceman Bill Leah: Poor kid looks scared. Probably just wants his mummy.

Paul Zuvella

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UkraineNotWeak — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:35:10 EST

Is this the video to the Bangles' little known "Drive Like An Egyptian"?

UkraineNotWeak

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Ray — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:33:24 EST

The real winner? Poverty.

Ray

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Spaceman Bill Leah — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:32:59 EST

@Spaceman Bill Leah: The Bast take him down before he falls off though.

Spaceman Bill Leah

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Raskolnikov — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:32:21 EST

Hope he doesn't breathe any of the car's Hyksos.

Raskolnikov

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Al Czerviks Ride — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:32:11 EST

I heard Kirk Cameroon couldnt score in his growing Pains days either

Al Czerviks Ride

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MattinglysSideburns — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:32:11 EST

@racistmascot_inc:
Isis what you're saying, but safety first.

MattinglysSideburns

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MDT — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:32:03 EST

@Lady Andrea: Also known as Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, and Vigo the Unholy.

MDT

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:32:02 EST

At least they weren't flying in a helicoptic.

Weed Against Speed

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UkraineNotWeak — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:31:30 EST

If it had been India, the whole family would've been on the roof.

UkraineNotWeak

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StevieY19 — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:31:26 EST

@Ray: At least you didn't send carseats to Egypt.

StevieY19

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Spaceman Bill Leah — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:31:03 EST

C'mon it ain't that bad, they just Set him up there for a second.

Spaceman Bill Leah

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Ray — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:29:52 EST

It's clear my contribution to that drive to send books to Cameroon back in high school has been fruitless. Never again, Cameroon.

Ray

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MDT — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:29:11 EST

Ptolemy through! Baby on the roof!

(I hope someday we're all entombed in this comedy pyramid.)

MDT

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stealofthedraft — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:28:29 EST

Aswan dam wise man once said: one Africa Cup in hand is better than one baby on roof.

stealofthedraft

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Al Czerviks Ride — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:28:07 EST

Won't a team in Ohio have to win something for this celebration to happen there?
/ducks

Al Czerviks Ride

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Gourmet Spud — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:27:57 EST

The most tragic part of the video?

That baby is packed with explosives.

Gourmet Spud

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lisa — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:26:37 EST

Come on, the baby just wanted to pyramid the crowd

lisa

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racistmascot_inc — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:26:29 EST

@MattinglysSideburns:

Guys, let's be careful, we don't want to beat a dead Horus.

racistmascot_inc

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Raskolnikov — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:26:12 EST

Those parents are pushing their Luxor.

Raskolnikov

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Felix Pie w/ a Twist — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:23:59 EST

@Raskolnikov: When I saw that I pharaohs right in my tracks.

Felix Pie w/ a Twist

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MattinglysSideburns — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:23:53 EST

@Spaceman Bill Leah:
Yeah, they better be Khafra, lest it falls.

MattinglysSideburns

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:23:10 EST

@MDT: the Carpathian?

Lady Andrea

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:22:43 EST

@Raskolnikov: If Ramses condoms were readily available in Africa, perhaps this kid could have avoided such a fate.

Weed Against Speed

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Paul Zuvella — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:22:14 EST

Oh, Sadat's where the baby is . . .

Paul Zuvella

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Kid Canada — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:21:32 EST

To be fair, the law against having babies on top of your cars reads "giant eye, dead fish, cat head, cat head, cat head, guy doing 'this'". It's very hard to understand.

Kid Canada

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MDT — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:21:26 EST

@Raskolnikov: Suez the seatbelt?

MDT

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Spaceman Bill Leah — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:21:22 EST

@Raskolnikov: But for some reason it just Cheops happening.

Spaceman Bill Leah

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StevieY19 — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:20:34 EST

If that's teen wolf baby, he will be committing to USC soon.

StevieY19

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lisa — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:19:52 EST

No dingos in Africa I see

lisa

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Raskolnikov — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:19:49 EST

Nefertiti see such blatant disregard for a child.

Raskolnikov

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racistmascot_inc — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:19:30 EST

@Raskolnikov:

Someone should take that baby Pharaoh way from its parents.

racistmascot_inc

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YukMouth — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:18:58 EST

"I'm Dr. Poop, I can't help you find your baby, but I can do the robot"

/SNL

YukMouth

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Ladies love Fennis — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:18:57 EST

Son, you're wearing a panty on your head.

Ladies love Fennis

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stealofthedraft — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:18:45 EST

@Weed Against Speed:
That joke might be too Minnesota-specific. +1 nonetheless.

stealofthedraft

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Spaceman Bill Leah — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:18:29 EST

@Raskolnikov: They Akhenaten better be doing that.

Spaceman Bill Leah

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MDT — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:18:11 EST

That wasn't a sports celebration. It was a rally for Vigo.

MDT

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Paul Zuvella — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:17:34 EST

The driver probably coudn't find his "Baby On Board" sign and decided to improvise

Paul Zuvella

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:17:20 EST

The kid was getting a cab ride back to his house from the airport and he was carrying liquor.

Weed Against Speed

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phillas — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:17:10 EST

@cowbell204: could have been a Caravan

phillas

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Babcocksure — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:17:05 EST

I just love how the baby looks over like "what up?"

Babcocksure

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Spaceman Bill Leah — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:16:48 EST

Damn, so that's where I left him.

Spaceman Bill Leah

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Raskolnikov — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:16:34 EST

That's Thutmose disgusting display of parenting I've seen.

Raskolnikov

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Al Czerviks Ride — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:15:41 EST

@SourKrautSaul: Looks like I'm riding on the roof from now on...
/shits pants

Al Czerviks Ride

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cowbell204 — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:15:16 EST

When did Africa get cars?

cowbell204

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Al Czerviks Ride — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:14:43 EST

@The Most Dangerous Game of Grab-Ass: It will, until we're forced to cost it down to the point where it doesnt work any more.
/reasons I'm in law school

Al Czerviks Ride

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SourKrautSaul — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:14:33 EST

"The inside of the car is for people who don't shit themselves"

SourKrautSaul

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:14:05 EST

♪♪ Child Endangerment Like An Egyptian...♪♪

Weed Against Speed

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Im a people person. Who drinks. — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:14:03 EST

This actually went better than the celebration by driving around babies on the bottom of their cars they had a few years back.

Im a people person. Who drinks.

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stealofthedraft — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:13:36 EST

I don't think Crew fans are that dedicated.

stealofthedraft

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7-8 Deville — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:13:28 EST

Michael Jackson's baby thinks that riding on top of a car is slightly more preferable to being Michael Jackson's son.

7-8 Deville

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Felix Pie w/ a Twist — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:12:29 EST

Dad?

Felix Pie w/ a Twist

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The Most Dangerous Game of Grab-Ass — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:12:00 EST

@Al_Czerviks_Ride: Fine, but will that thing hold my skis?

The Most Dangerous Game of Grab-Ass

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Camp Tiger Claw — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:11:42 EST

If they drove that baby through Dallas it would get shot.

Camp Tiger Claw

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Ihateyourteam — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:11:01 EST

@LeNoceur: If they didn't put babies on top of a car, how do you think the baby would develop the extra muscle in its leg.

Ihateyourteam

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Drew Magary — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:10:49 EST

Given the way Egyptians drive, I assure you that baby is no safer sitting IN the car.

Drew Magary

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:10:01 EST

@MattinglysSideburns: I want to see baby on lion on horse. Now THAT would be impressive.

Lady Andrea

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MattinglysSideburns — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:09:21 EST

I gotta say...lion on horse = still more impressive.

MattinglysSideburns

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PQ Crash — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:08:54 EST

So that's how "ghost-ridin'" started...with an actual death.

PQ Crash

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LeNoceur — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:08:53 EST

The average African Cup is 50 percent larger than the average European Cup.

LeNoceur

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The Sports Hernia — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:08:31 EST

That celebration's got nothing on Festivus.

The Sports Hernia

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:08:17 EST

That would only happen in Ohio if the baby was aflame.

Lady Andrea

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Al Czerviks Ride — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:07:34 EST

Its only a matter of time before there is a FMVSS requirement for seatbelts in vehicle roof panels.

Al Czerviks Ride

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Doyle McPoyle — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:06:51 EST

Well, I guess it's a little better than the standard African celebration: large-scale genocide.

Doyle McPoyle

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GreatOdensRaven — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:06:26 EST

Come on, that baby's not even on fire.

GreatOdensRaven

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Ihateyourteam — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:06:04 EST

I wonder what they will do when they beat that heavily favored AIDS thing...

Ihateyourteam

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pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:05:17 EST

oh, what will that Britney do next?

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at