<![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> We are so lucky. We are so lucky to have been raised amongst catalogs.

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> You must be proud, Mary.

neworiginals

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> We met at Starbucks. Not at the same Starbucks but we saw each other at different Starbucks across the street from each other.

neworiginals

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> Sam Jackson approves that photo. Bridget Fonda was simpling channeling Patty Hearst in Jackie Brown.

Adonis

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> It looks like Uno has two Mommies....

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> @BigTenObsession:

As am I, but I am DVRing the dog show. For my wife, yeah, um. Just for her, while I go to man stuff when she watches it later...I have to go bench now.

ErikSternberger

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> Uno is the cover the Austin paper today. Further evidence that the town will never get a pro sprots franchise. EVER.

Average-Joe

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> @Kid Canada: +1 Draw Four. Hilarious, good sir and/or madam.

In other news, did anyone else catch this:
"Someone asked me before I came down what were the chances of winning something. I said it was one-in-35, because that's how many dogs were entered. But I never expected this."
Looks like Ms Hearst made the most of her time behind bars and obtained that elusive PhD in Animal Competition Statistics.

NovakAintNoJokovic

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> @Schluby:

Nope. But that didn't stop someone from making yet another unfunny French surrender joke.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> @Tuffy: Actually, my response would probably be closer to, "That'll teach the other kid to keep his head up."

Spaceman Bill Leah

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> Sorry Goldman.

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> Here's a question for you guys?

How much do you think I can bench press?

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> Did the French Bulldog immediately surrender to the German Shepherd and beg the American Bulldog to come to his rescue and show gross ingratitude in the moments that followed?

Evgeni Merkin

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> Yeah, then that damn Boston Terrier had to lick his privates, get voted out and totally kill my AKC fantasy team. Way to go, Sparky.

SundaySunday

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> @UkraineNotWeak:

When I was a lad, we had to ration sugar and take old tires to the rubber drives.

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> I was more interested when Rob and Big took Mini Horse to an event.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> @BigTenObsession: McLaughlin Group?

@Spaceman Bill Leah: Day care ought to be interesting. "Your son has sent another child 'into the boards' again today." "Did he finish the check?"

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> @Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0:

That photo is older than most of the people commenting on this blog.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> @Clare:

HARLAN PEPPER YOU QUIT NAMIN' NUTS!

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> i went to a dog show in korea once. they called it a buffet though.

I Heart Poop

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> Patty Hearst is kinda hot. I think I have a weird machine-gun fetish.

Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> @GoldManGold: Damn you!

@Phony Gwynn: This? This is a fish. This is a fish! You know what? Just shut up. I didn't ask for your opinion. I asked for a toy that YOU DON'T HAVE!

I love Parker Posey.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> Actual true story: I went to a dog show at the Cow Palace in Daly City once (a group of my grad student friends were bored and poor, and it was the only free event listed in the paper for that day) and had the following conversation with one of the dog wranglers:

Her: See that dog over there? He's the best beagle in America.

Me: Well, he looks like a pretty good beagle, but I dunno....

Her: [through clenched teeth, rage rapidly rising] HE'S THE BEST BEAGLE IN AMERICA!!!

jfruh

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> @kayceebk: Bloodhound doggie. You're a bloodhound doggie.

@VTBen: How much do you think I can bench press? Go on, ask me.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> I was awarded "Best of Opposite Sex" by a sorority once.

Ladies...

/actually went to a school with no fraternities or sororities

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> @Clare: That's ... that's the least like a bee of any of the ones here.

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> You know what's awesome? Feeding your buddy's chihuahua a plate of Hormel chili and hearing reports that it farted it's little brains out the whole time his girlfriend was visiting.

David Hume

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> @rachel_nichols_is_hot:

But did Uno remember to bark "Uno" when he had one trick remaining? Otherwise it doesn't count.

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> "How much do you think I can Bench press? Go ahead, guess."

Grouper Sandwich

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> @Tuffy: No, I just make him watch hockey. And baseball when that starts.

@S.O.L.: USA I believe.

Spaceman Bill Leah

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> @Tuffy:

What could she possibly let the baby watch as an example?

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> @Clare: Harlan Pepper, you stop naming nuts!

kayceebk

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> I don't think I could ever get used to being poked and prodded like that. I told my proctologist one time, "Why don't you take me out to dinner and a movie sometime?"

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> @Stev D: "If you're hungry, get yourself something to eat, and if you're dirty, then go take a bath. Messed up the line? Nope. Sometimes I don't rhyme.

Humpty-ized.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> @Clare: They should put a pipe and a Sherlock Holmes cap on the bloodhound.

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> THANKS A LOT, YOU STUPID...HOTEL MANAGER!

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> Fucking A right! Our beagles will rule the world, one overexcited freak out at a time.

The Vigilante Face

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> @BigTenObsession: @S.O.L.: You just made my night.

S.O.L.

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> @Spaceman Bill Leah: Will you try the same technique with the baby?

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> @EditorOfTheDailyFaberian:

We don't show him anymore - we prefer him as a pet. Not to get too serious, but my dog's brother gets invited to Westminster every year as one of the top 25 Italian Greyhounds in the country, and every year his breeder expresses to us how disappointed she is that we didn't continue to show my dog because he could have been even better.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> @BigTenObsession: Or you just read the thirteenth paragraph of the story, either or.

Tickenest

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> @Spaceman Bill Leah: Thanks for clearing that up. What channel is it on tonight? Trying to do a process of elimination about what to watch tonight.

S.O.L.

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> @BigTenObsession: I will be watching because I like to think that maybe my demented boxer will learn something by seeing all the nice, well-behaved doggies on tv.

Spaceman Bill Leah

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> If you're hungry eat, if you're tired, sleep.

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> @Gourmet Spud:

Probably great-grandson.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> Barbaro sighs.

The Teufel Shuffle

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> Beagles FTW!!

BloggyMcBlogBlog

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> @Spaceman Bill Leah:

That is correct. And I believe that no beagle has ever won Westminster. That said, I'm still watching Purdue-MSU.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> We love talking, and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.

I can do this all day, people--I love Best in Show.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> The beagle wasn't the overall winner. Just the winner of the Hound group. Best In Show is tonight.

Spaceman Bill Leah

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> @VTBen: Pine nut...cashew nut...walnut...hazelnut...macadamia nut...pistachio nut...red pistachio nut...natural colored pistachio nut...

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> It's not about talent at Westminster... it's all who you hump.

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> @UkraineNotWeak:

'Lil Kim is not amused at being called a bitch, good sir!

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> A resounding fuck yes to Patty Hearst. I'd love to let her take some of that Stockholm Syndrome out on me in the bedroom. I hear the SLA are freaks in the sack.

HazelMaesLandingStrip

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> @BigTenObsession: How many kimonos do you pack when you take your dog to a competition?

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> So did Uno celebrate with a Mexican Fiesta filled with a mariachi?

Kccal

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> @BigTenObsession:

Isn't that also how the Source Awards works?

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> I wish I could go back to the beginning of the season, put a little money on the beagles!

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> After a six pack, probably.

Cup Check

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> But how did Mr. Rocky Balboa and Mr. Bojangles do?

thesepretzels

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> "Best of Opposite Sex" means that if a dog won, the award goes to the best bitch, and if a bitch won, the award goes to the best dog.

/yes, my dog is an AKC champion

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> "Uno the beagle turned Madison Square Garden into his own big, green backyard. He barked and bayed. He nipped at a newly printed sign. He tried to grab his leash. He took a flying leap at a piece of filet mignon."

That's what you get for dropping a Wild Draw Four on Uno's beagle ass!

rachel_nichols_is_hot

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> Word on the street is that Uno the Beagle is backed by The Shining Path.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> Al Swearengen's grandson thinks Patricia Hearst can go get herself fucked.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> It's Crazy Dogggz... three G's and a Z.

hockalees

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> Were there any lions riding horses? No? Not interested.

blackheartededitor

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> In Soviet Russia, Patty Hearst kidnaps you.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> Dog show coverage on a "sports" blog? Since when?

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> Uno the beagle turned Madison Square Garden into his own big, green backyard. He barked and bayed. He nipped at a newly printed sign. He tried to grab his leash. He took a flying leap at a piece of filet mignon.

So what they're saying is that the dog is better-mannered than Zeke?

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[French Bulldog Wins At Westminster, Later Shoots It Out With Cops]]> I'll start the obligatory thread full of Fred Willard quotes:
"Now tell me, which one of these dogs would you want to have as your wide receiver on your football team?"
"And to think that in some countries these dogs are eaten."

VTBen

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