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ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

Scout — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:06:32 EST

"No puede esperar ... quiereo ver cada minuto del testimonio."

-señiorsosaveintiuno

Scout

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YukMouth — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:04:20 EST

"I can't wait one minute more...can't wait one minute more..."

--CIVrulz

YukMouth

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MongoLikeCandy — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:43:39 EST

"Cantweight? What's a Cantweight?"
"About 4 pounds."
-- doesntevenmakesensetome2008

MongoLikeCandy

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Creepmouse — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:12:23 EST

Can't wait . . . want to see both minutes of my hero's PT during garbage time.
--KwameBrownFan420

Creepmouse

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metsarethe... — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 13:21:25 EST

I'm going to watch every minute... Not like those fair weather fans who will only catch the highlights on the news (and only attend playoff games)

~KingOfQueens

metsarethe...

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frontrowgirl — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 13:15:35 EST

can't wait...want to see Clemens' explanation for that Miller Lite can.

frontrowgirl

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NovakAintNoJokovic — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 13:06:07 EST

Even all the outtakes? And the majority leader's commentary? And the previews of upcoming hearings by the same congressmen? Wow. You're a true fan.

NovakAintNoJokovic

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dhochbaum — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 13:04:48 EST

"Can't wait ... want to post about my book again." -- WillLeitch

dhochbaum

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David Hume — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:59:22 EST

Cant wait... want bathroom, oh god, here it comes - peedmypantalons321

David Hume

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Bully Andrew — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:58:56 EST

Can't Hardly Wait - JLHewittHottie1006

Bully Andrew

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LosOsosdeChicago — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:58:00 EST

Fuck, even I don't want to be here. -DanBurton

LosOsosdeChicago

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Satyr Icon — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:56:18 EST

"Can't wait ..." *starts people aside* -- Brooklyn1006needs2peeBAD

Satyr Icon

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The Most Dangerous Game of Grab-Ass — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:52:20 EST

@The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: Nice (+ 47?)

The Most Dangerous Game of Grab-Ass

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Paper Cut — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:47:54 EST

Can't wait . . . for tomorrow, ALCOA can't wait. -fantasticfinishes80s

Paper Cut

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SundaySunday — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:47:13 EST

You know I can't smile without you
I can't smile without you
I can't laugh and I can't sing
I'm finding it hard to do anything

--manilowfan

SundaySunday

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The Most Dangerous Game of Grab-Ass — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:45:51 EST

"Can't mate ... my wife took every milligram of testosterone." -- RocketWithNoThrust

The Most Dangerous Game of Grab-Ass

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ringitupwiththedongtea — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:43:32 EST

"Kant wait... to hear all about the categorical imperative!"
-philosophersbone69

ringitupwiththedongtea

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The Legend of Vincent Tremblay — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:40:06 EST

"Can't wait... for the... Star Trek convention... so I... can... bust out... my... WilliamShatnerimpression!"

--BrooklynNCC1701

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

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Jefferson Short Bus — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:37:38 EST

Can't wait... four minutes 'til Wapner.

--rainman89uhoh

Jefferson Short Bus

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Kid Canada — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:37:31 EST

Can't wait...for the weekend to begin...
MichaelGray

Kid Canada

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HugsFromHarold — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:36:21 EST

Can't wait... want to see every blade of grass grow and every spot of paint dry.

HugsFromHarold

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Stev D — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:33:34 EST

@Chamomiles Davis: Spooky

Stev D

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Chad Sexington — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:31:49 EST

Can't wait... to get the fuck off the field. - BelichickYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself...

Chad Sexington

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DumpsterDining — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:31:45 EST

Can't wait...'Till the next dick joke, Martin Lawrence reference, or reading about someone shitting their pants - Dspin1006

DumpsterDining

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:30:39 EST

Can't wait...never been on a ship before--whitestarrulz

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Chamomiles Davis — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:29:51 EST

@Stev D: Great minds quote theme songs from cancelled TV shows alike, eh?

Chamomiles Davis

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Brazil Thrill — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:29:07 EST

♪♫
I can't wait (the way you love me)
I can't wait (the way you touch me)
I can't wait (I can feel it)
I can't wait (all over me)
I can't wait (come on baby)
I can't wait (please come home)
I can't wait (tonight)
I can't wait (whoo)
♫♪

--0utK@st

Brazil Thrill

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PoppaPerk — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:29:01 EST

Can't wait.. the DC reading of GSTF in 8 days

PoppaPerk

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The Sports Hernia — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:28:57 EST

"Can't wait ... want to pee for every minute of press conference." -- FrnkDrbinBdyCondm

The Sports Hernia

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Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:28:56 EST

"Can't wait... until I see the next House debate on the Standing Committee on Public Accounts entitled "The Testimony of Deputy Commissioner Barbara George before the Public Accounts Committee".

- CPACcanadianpolitics

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DumpsterDining — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:28:34 EST

@Jefferson Short Bus: Damn - you beat me to it.

DumpsterDining

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tater — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:27:47 EST

I can't...fight this feeling.
-reorulz

tater

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Stev D — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:27:03 EST

Can't wait...for our lives to be over.
-PaulaColetrain

Stev D

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GreatOdensRaven — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:26:29 EST

Can't wait...
-DavidChaseFU07

GreatOdensRaven

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jwaves2007 — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:26:05 EST

Can't wait....gonna have to shit at the bar again-cantmakeithomeintime.

jwaves2007

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Cialis Cooper — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:25:10 EST

Can't wait...to have these bamboo shoots shoved under every fingernail.
-namPOW1969

Cialis Cooper

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Jefferson Short Bus — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:24:39 EST

I can't wait... to hear Nu Shooz' one hit.

--shortbus1986

Jefferson Short Bus

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:24:29 EST

"Can't wait...until I have a life." --CSPAN3fan4eva.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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Doyle McPoyle — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:24:11 EST

Can't hardly wait ... want to see every inch of Jennifer Love Hewitt's cleavage. -Mandy1006

Doyle McPoyle

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Gourmet Spud — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:23:40 EST

"Caraway...its leaves add spice to soup." - Cookin247

Gourmet Spud

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LeagueofShadows — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:23:38 EST

"Can't wait...to see every second of Manos."--Horrorfan1966

LeagueofShadows

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Weed Against Speed — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:23:32 EST

Obviously this d-bag has never listened to Tom Petty.

Weed Against Speed

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roland_t_flakfizer — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:23:18 EST

"Is that what you want? Is that what you need? Whore..." - choppingbroccoli587

roland_t_flakfizer

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Stev D — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:23:05 EST

Can't wait...want to buy new Japanther album.
-BrooklynCoolDude

Stev D

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Chamomiles Davis — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:22:31 EST

"Don't want to wait... For our lives to be over." --DawsnCrk1998

Chamomiles Davis

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hyatt — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:22:27 EST

"Can't wait...TBS is showing 'Roadhouse' 4 times this weekend." -IveGotAHardin

hyatt

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Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:21:43 EST

• "Can't wait ... want to taste very inch of this baloney." - GizelleBigSausagePizza

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

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PenskeMaterial — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:21:00 EST

"Can't... stop... talking... like... wounded... comic-book... character..."

- radioactiveman

PenskeMaterial

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tater — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:20:33 EST

Can't murder now...eating.
-treehouseofhorror4

tater

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roland_t_flakfizer — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:20:28 EST

"Can't wait...want to touch the heinie." - happymadison07

roland_t_flakfizer

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Sh!tShow — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:20:18 EST

"Can't yasee... Can't yasee.... What that women, been doin to me..." -MTuckerBAND

Sh!tShow

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Gourmet Spud — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:20:08 EST

"My failure to use pronouns should be taken as further evidence of just how little I can wait."

Gourmet Spud

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Chamomiles Davis — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:20:07 EST

Can't talk... eating." --Springfield1989

Chamomiles Davis

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7-8 Deville — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:19:05 EST

"Can't wait...to move out of my parents basement and be bare naked with a girl!" -- rotoleaguegeek260

7-8 Deville

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Christmas Ape — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:19:02 EST

"DUFFMAN! CAN'T BREATHE!"

Christmas Ape

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DennyCrane — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:18:56 EST

CANNOT WAIT...DO WANT TESTIMOANIEZ

DennyCrane

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Weed Against Speed — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:18:50 EST

♪♪ Wait...wait...I never had a chance to love you! ♪♪

--WhiteLionRulz

Weed Against Speed

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Bunkie Perkins — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:18:23 EST

"Cant sit...dont want to bleed through my pants"
-Clemens1006

Bunkie Perkins

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tater — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:18:11 EST

@Gourmet Spud:

Can't wait...to say that line first.

tater

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Jews For Purple Jesus — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:17:50 EST

"Can't wait to be your sledgehammer...this will be my testimony" -Fruitcage1006

Jews For Purple Jesus

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MattinglysSideburns — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:17:19 EST

"Can't breathe...just wanted to eat every bit of this sandwich." - MCass1974

MattinglysSideburns

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EDogII — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:17:13 EST

Can't wait...to eat every bit of my lunch. mmmm, lunch.

EDogII

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UTFLW — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:17:10 EST

"Can't wait ... want to learn all right grammars." -- PS1006

UTFLW

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Gourmet Spud — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:17:00 EST

@tater:

I see.

Gourmet Spud

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Stay Away From Oprah — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:16:19 EST

"Can't wait... want to sing every word to Mony Mony. This Friday night, live with Klaus." -LADYVICTORYUSA

Stay Away From Oprah

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The Legend of Vincent Tremblay — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:15:44 EST

"What? This isn't C-SPAN?"

--NoSleepTil1006

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

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Gourmet Spud — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:15:19 EST

"Can't sleep...clowns will eat me." - BartmanSeason6

Gourmet Spud

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bamassippi — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:15:10 EST

"Can't wait ... want to be remembered as 'the kid who pooped his pants' for the rest of my life."

/BackOfClassBoy84

bamassippi

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Big Tuna — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:15:08 EST

I'm unemployed...and loving every minute of it! -- Brooklyn1006

Big Tuna

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Brazil Thrill — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:14:55 EST

• "Can't wait ... want to see every inch of his testicles." -- NDBQuinn6969

Brazil Thrill

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tater — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:12:52 EST

Can't sleep...clowns will eat me.
-bsimpson08

tater