<![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> P'shaw, I made my national TV debut on CSPAN !, calling in at 7 am on a Saturday to scream "I'M MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!" True story.

DumpDolan

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Just thought everyone should know that Screamin' A. is blogging the testimony:
[stephenablog.typepad.com]
Yeah, it's about as insightful as you'd guess.

SantaBarbaraWahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> The grandstanding here is getting a little ridiculous.

2ndBase

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @Clare: maybe "fun" isn't the operative word...

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> There's always an O'Malley involved, N.W.A. hates detective O'Malley.

The Sports Hernia

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> More disturbing: taking steroids to improve your game or Stephen Lynch's voice?

Contempty

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Someone just walked in front of the camera, I know one guy who is FURIOUS.

The Sports Hernia

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> I think it'd be fun to see the films from Clemens' butt MRI.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> "Are Clemens' buttocks a matter of National Security?" - LtKaffee

Bob Loblaw

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> "Mishonesty" [mis-on-uh-stee] -- noun, plural -ties:

1. This.

Doctor Lingerie

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> New Testimony POST. Time to move..

Steve Trachsel, Ace

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Wow, Stephen Lynch went from horrible comedian to a representative from Mass? Quite a career change.

Christ Sabo

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> A palpable mass was reported on Roger's buttocks.

Was Father Steroid leading the service?

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]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @cowbell204: Shit! I got up to get a cup of tea and I missed that! For real, +1.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Burton loves Jimmy Dean sausages.

The Sports Hernia

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Dan Burton ought to know about circuses in Congress, having run impeachment hearings.

There's a drink for kissing Clemens' ass big time.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @Christ Sabo: He's going to go home and cry into Clemens' Yankees jersey.

TheLou-Do

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> "And with that, I'll stop"

Good choice, windbag.

StartingAces

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @The Gizmo from Pismo: Agreed. The only thing Ben Stein is guilty of injecting is a little lightheartedness into an otherwise dull quiz show genre...

PrehistoricMartyball

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Gee, don't grandstand too much, Rep. Burton....

Incidentally, he's the one who pushed the "Bill Clinton killed Vince Foster" theory, too.

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Burton sleeps in a Roger Clemens race car bed.

The Sports Hernia

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> This Dan Brown is doing a wonderful job of twisting the facts. Sure, McNamee lied before he got caught--he was breaking the law! Also, McNamee wasn't UNDER OATH when he made all those statements.

Brown is a buffoon.

Buzz's Monkey Butler

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> ""There's one thing I dont believe, and that's you""

My pants just got tight

+1

cowbell204

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> He sounds a bit perturbed.

Steve Trachsel, Ace

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Thats a lie, right?

McNamee: Partial, lie.

Hehehe...
...This is disgusting.
... Palmeiro paper pointing by the man!

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]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Mr. Burton's getting angry. I'm actually worried that his dentures are going fly right out his mouth.

Contempty

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie.

(I'm never going to get into the shower at this rate.)

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Dan Burton might think he's tough and powerful up there, but in the end, he's from Indiana, so I find his tough guy persona to be null and void.

Christ Sabo

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> I quit, you liar.

I love this

Steve Trachsel, Ace

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Wow, the chick that just appeared behind Burton hasn't gotten laid in centuries.

The Sports Hernia

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> I think this woman behind the congressman is the one who actually controls that seat, he's just a meat puppet.

TheLou-Do

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Is that a lie?

McNamee: Yes.

Oh it is? Another one.

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]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @PrehistoricMartyball: I'm offended by this. Ben Stein isn't a scuzzball.

The Gizmo from Pismo

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Clemens has used every vague word known to man. Impressive.

The Sports Hernia

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @The Fan's Attic: honest was the word he was looking for, but by using that word, it would make all his other shit "dishonest".

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]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> McNamee looks like a young Ben Stein.

PrehistoricMartyball

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> I believe that Mr. Burton is one of the Congressmen who got an autograph from Clemens.

Buzz's Monkey Butler

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> gee whiz indeed

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Gee whiz? Did a member of congress just bust out Geewhiz?

Steve Trachsel, Ace

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> I LOVE the irony of a congressman grilling McNamee about why he would work for someone who was unethical.

notthequarterback

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Roger: "To be quite...uh..uh...uh..."

The word you are looking for but your subconscious won't let you say is "honest", you lying twat.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Dan Burton once alleged that Bill Clinton killed Vince Foster and reenacted it by shooting up a watermelon in his backyard.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Mr. McNamee, why did you hang onto Roger's jizzrags for so long?

The Sports Hernia

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Debbie had itching and circulation problems? what exactly did Roger pick up from his slumpbusters?

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> I cannot believe I have been watching this for going on 90 minutes now and still have not been able to catch one full story on the CNN ticker.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> CD collection. What the hell is this?

The Sports Hernia

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> actors fucking love the HGH

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Is Lloyd Christmas sitting behind Clemens?

The Sports Hernia

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> I can't believe McNamee is laying GameBoy

The Sports Hernia

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Roger Clemens doesn't care about his wife!

poutineandgravy

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @William: I'd let him beat my ass for a couple mill.

@Clare: there are ways around that.

notthequarterback

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @Jerkwheat: U-S-A! U-S-A!

@notthequarterback: Ew, gross. She has a hatchet face, dude.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @notthequarterback: And be sure to put the evidence in your luggage so Roger the Insane can rifle through it, find it, and then call you and yell at you.

That's key.

Buzz's Monkey Butler

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Rusty has a boner.

The Sports Hernia

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Checkmate.

Mr. Marinovich

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @Clare: I'd give Debbie a meat injection myself.

notthequarterback

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Jose Canseco's Steroid BBQ should be my new handle.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> McNamee injected Clemens' wife in his bedroom without him knowing. Business is picking up.

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]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> "Mr. McNamee injected your wife in your bedroom without your knowledge."

HI-OH!!

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Clemens is using the golf alibi because it worked for O.J., isn't he?

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> John F. Tierney is a Masshole.

Christ Sabo

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @Clare: I'm waving a tiny flag at my desk with tears streaming down my cheeks while I watch this

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Anyone else think that Roger Clemens is a bit like Ike Turner? Can you imagine their golf outings?

"Get yo ass to the cart, bitch! We gon' hit that @$%@#$$ white ball around now!!"

"You know what HGH is? You don't??? Well you better learn, bitch, cuz you about to tell people you take it!!"

Buzz's Monkey Butler

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Is the guy between Clemens and McNamee armed? I'm thinking Clemens is going to jump over and pummel McNamee in the face at any moment.

Christ Sabo

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @Clare:
Interestingly, the original schedule was supposed to be the War on Iraq. "We must interrupt you with this breaking news..."

lisa

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Is it still a BBQ if all they serve are sandwiches and iced tea? Can Congress give us a ruling on this? I'd be willing to shell out some tax dollars to find out.

Contempty

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> I have no doubts he and his wife have matching golf bags and outfits....####

Bunkie Perkins

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> BBQ, Golf & 17 inning games. Good times.

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]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @Clare: truly a great moment in our nation's history.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> The Congressional Record is going to have the line "a peach bikini, with green...and board shorts" in it.

We're spending trillions of dollars on an unjust war in Iraq and THIS is part of the Congressional Record.

[sigh]

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Hmmm, that should be a question mark not a period...

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Clemens' entire reputation hasn't been destroyed already. I'm sick of this story already... March Madness couldn't come sooner

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> I will give Roger this much: He has not yet leaped to his feet and ripped one of McNamee's arms off.

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> McNamee tried to hit on Roger's nanny.

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]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @Christ Sabo: And brontosaurus burgers.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Blue Jay BBQ Party! I know those names he's dropping.

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]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> I wish I was at that Canseco BBQ in 1999. Probably a lot of fun and steroids to go around.

Christ Sabo

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> this hearing is making me bleed through my pants. and a Conseco mention!

cardboardbelt

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Symbolism alert: note the black hats.

Dan Serafini

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> I am praying Rogers just stands up suddenly and says: "I should have hired Bonds trainer. That motherfucker knows how to keep his fucking mouth shut." And with that, Roger walks out.

Glossina Glossinidae

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> I love Cumming's channeling of Joe Clark. I'm waiting for him to take Roger to the roof and tell him to jump.

Da_Mang

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> My brother is texting me excerpts from the testimony. A sample -

"roger carried around small bandaids to put on his butt if it bled" "do you ever remember any bleeding through your pants?" ... that was actually just said

AppFan

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> "When I'm on the mound, I want an edge."

Keep digging, Roger!

Buzz's Monkey Butler

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Roger Clemens period was showing.
Mike Stanton saw Clemens bleed through his pants.

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]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> "Mr. Clemens, do you recall you bleeding through your pants in 2001?"

"Hell No, Mr. Congressman. I use heavy flow rags."

Glossina Glossinidae

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> You remember Bleeding out your ass?
yeah, its called hemorrhoids assclown.

Steve Trachsel, Ace

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> I cannot believe the Congressional Record is going to have the line "bandaids for his butt" in it.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> You know, even if Clemens were completely innocent and had never been stuck with a needle in his life he's still a giant dick for laying this off on his wife. Pathetic excuse for a man.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> "It is what it is" is the new "Have you no shame?"

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Congress should really change their policy of allowing Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones to screen Congressional invitees.

Bob Loblaw

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Boy, those "dates" and whatnot sure are damning.

Buzz's Monkey Butler

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> I feel so dirty, watching a man's whole life's work go down the tubes on ESPN...but I can't stop watching.

Christ Sabo

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> I don't rerererememeber th that.

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]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Clemens is really selling his wife up the fucking river.

cardboardbelt

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> "Andy's a fine gentleman." I don't think he's going to say the same about you, Rog.

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Trent Boyett is a liar sir.

TheLou-Do

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> "Ephedra is some sort of natural tree root, and we talked about that" Claaaasic.

cardboardbelt

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> C-Span is the only video stream allowed at work.

sweet.

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> The Clemens's Hearing Drinking Game: Drink every time the liar licks his lips.

Crookednose

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @A Pimp Named Daver4470:

oh they've got corroborating memories from Petitte and Petitte's wife. Roger's not just stupid, he's lying to Congress.

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Apparently, Andy Petitte tells his wife EVERYTHING

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]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> New Douchebag Hall of Fame Inductee: Roger Clemens!

His bust will go between Corey Feldman and Isaiah Thomas.

Buzz's Monkey Butler

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @ImAManImForty: I'm really hoping she jumps up and starts singing "Proud Mary".

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> MISREMEMBER!

Glossina Glossinidae

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @Slothrop:

"I Andy knew I had done HGH, he would have come to me to ask about it."

HE DID!!!!!!! That's why he said he discussed it with him!

Wow, Roger is more stupid than I gave him credit for...

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Remember that Elijah you sack of crap? thats part of your gerrymandered congressional district isnt it?

/still bitter that Elijah was his rep for four years.

Steve Trachsel, Ace

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Roger : Andy has misheard
Mr. Cummings : (Deep, loud, black man authority voice) I'm sorry, I didn't hear YOU?

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]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Shocked! Shocked! to learn there is gambling in this establishment.

Steve Trachsel, Ace

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Petitte misheard a conversation about at tv show? that's Roger's defense? you dead dawg.

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Wow...they broke out the "I remind you that you are under oath" threat pretty quickly.

Roger: I believe Andy has misheard.

Cummings: I'm sorry, I didn't hear you.

That's classic.

Buzz's Monkey Butler

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Clemens' oldest son appears to have inherited the douchebag genes.

In Flagrante Delicto

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @A Pimp Named Daver4470: Digging those pimp glasses and the dress that matches the curtain.

ImAManImForty

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Clemens just called Andy Pettite a very honest man, then called him a liar liar pants on fire.

TheLou-Do

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @A Pimp Named Daver4470: She probably came with the drapes.

Buzz's Monkey Butler

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Jayson Stark's so-called liveblog leave much to be desired. Suss, get on it!

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Way to walk right into that trap, Roger. I think Rusty's had enough.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @A Pimp Named Daver4470: Which is ironic, because he is usually behind 60ish black housewives.

Steve Trachsel, Ace

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver,...: He had everything but the Palmeiro finger-point.

Buzz's Monkey Butler

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Monica Lewinsky appreciates Brian McNamee's attention to archiving evidence.

ImAManImForty

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> My god, the 60s-era-black-housewife chick behind Rep. Cummings is EPIC.

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @TheJizzone: Indeed. It makes both sides uncomfortable to agree on something.

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Let's rewind to that day when Roger was in Steinbrenner's box at the stadium and they gave him a mic. How silly does all that seem now after he failed to get them over the hump in the playoffs and now that he is embroiled in this controversy. I don't believe in karma, really, but...

FilteringCraig

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> "I was in Kingpin, for Christ's sake! Give me a break!"

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @TheJizzone: Yeah, but Red Sox fan will claim to hate him worse.

Al Czerviks Ride

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @Signal to Noise: I have the transcript right here.

sir_pantsalot

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @2ndBase: Man, I picked the wrong week to go back to work.

Spaceman Bill Leah

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @A Pimp Named Daver4470: hating Clemens. When Yankees and Red Sox fans can agree

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @sir_pantsalot: despite the sentence structure, I didn't literally mean "fuck the children," Mr. Hansen. I swear.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> This is boring. I'm switching over to "Immigration Policy Reform" over on CSPAN-5: The Cinco.

Grouper Sandwich

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver,...: c'mon, finger wag!!!

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> "I'm a human being!"

I see roid rage early.

@Al_Czerviks_Ride:@Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee: movie disruptors, beer fetchers...hmmm, evens out.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Clemens opening statement is interesting. Has a Rafael Palmeiro tone.
It's being broadcast live on [www.mlb.com] & [www.tsn.ca]

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]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @A Pimp Named Daver4470: Yeah, I guess I am - but chicken that is overly-injected with hormones, not that quality free-range shit.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @Signal to Noise: They caused you to get a visit from Chris Hansen.

sir_pantsalot

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> I'm sure Rep. Lantos' family appreciates Rocket's phony condolences.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> I'm home recovering from surgery... they just broke into live TV in Boston for the hearings.

Fuckers. They were just about to interview Andrew McCarthy on the Today Show.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @Weed Against Speed: So are you implying that Mrs. Clemens tastes like chicken?

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @Signal to Noise: Run to the fridge and get me beers from time to time...

Al Czerviks Ride

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @Signal to Noise: Disrupted a movie?

Oh, GOOD things. Sorry.

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @ArkansasFred: I wonder if you streaked the hearing if Waxman the Ugly would jump out and clothesline you.

Al Czerviks Ride

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> And they're busting out the "for the children" rhetoric early today.

I want something done for the adults in this damn country for once. Fuck the children. What have they ever done for me.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Waxman just destroyed him in that opening statement. Enjoy the ass rape in prison, Rog!

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @ArkansasFred: Sweet! Deadspin has a mole on the Hill today! I've been there for hearings before, but no luck today.

Red Sox Monster

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @Al_Czerviks_Ride:

...and if that doesn't work expect Clemens to have a stern pointing at somebody.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @William: Waxman the Ugly is now his official name +1

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @Afino: Let me know the first time Clemens says, thru his translator of course, "Baseball been berry berry good to me."

Al Czerviks Ride

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Clemens is screwed. Waxman the Ugly is on a bitch-hunt and Roger is in his sights.

Buzz's Monkey Butler

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> My boss has the CNN feed online and can hear it from my cube. Kick ass.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> It's time likes these I love working on the Hill. I'm gonna stroll over to the hearing room, hopefully with a camera.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @MattinglysSideburns: The super slo-mo button taught him all about facial analysis though.

David Hume

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> I'm waiting to hear "I used HGH because those other teams had WMDs".

Will Rummy be involved in any way here? If so I'm firing up the Slingbox.

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @Weed Against Speed: +100 for that one dude. Wade Boggs.

FilteringCraig

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @David Hume:
Brady Quinn wonders why nobody told him about the Mandingo party.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @UkraineNotWeak: Hm, looks more like the geeky chick in 'Feds'. Fred Thompson was amazing in that movie, btw.

The Gizmo from Pismo

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee: But where is his "$" hat?

EdFinnerty

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Facial analysis L-R:

nyah nyah no prenup, as a lesbian I diaspprove, I'm gonna burn some ants later, everyone knows I'm a fraud, grow chin grow, Mandingo party!

David Hume

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Clemens' wife is obviously reminiscing about the time she got plowed by Wade Boggs.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> DUDE! Behind McNamee! Guy is totally nodding off on the left side of the screen.

Red Sox Monster

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> I'm beginning to think she's one of them Ellen Jamesians.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @MattinglysSideburns: Can't be. He doesn't have a drink in his hand.

Boz

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Absolutely not cool Bud Light is sponsoring the hearing...everyone knows Roger loves him some Miller Lite when shooting up

asliceofbacon

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> that guy can pick up DirecTV with those ears

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Seriously, she's pissing me off.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @POPULARCOPY: His trademark "?" hat was in the wash that day.

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Either wear all your rings or don't wear any, douchetruck.

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> It's odd seeing Julian from Trailer Park Boys wearing a hat.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> This is just like when Congress grilled the Bush Administration before launching a disastrous war!

SlantedAndDisenchanted

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> they are giving Petite some love for admission

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> I cant be the only one half hoping this is the moment that the terrorist decide to strike?

Steve Trachsel, Ace

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Roger Clemen's Supposed, Alleged Day of Reckoning

Reap the whirlwind Clemens, reap it!

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Tim Johnson has been signed on to manage Roger Clemens' legal team.
He has expertise in this battlefield of truth and lies.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @FilteringCraig: I thought that was Sponge from "Salute Your Shorts."

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> The question is: how far into the pressure-packed hearing does Clemens fake an injury, forcing his attorneys to call the bullpen?

ClueHeywood

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @FilteringCraig:

...and I think that's a very old Cheri Oteri to the right of Roger.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> C-SPAN 3 usually rubs vasoline over the shaky camera lens and muffles the speakers so you can watch the senate in Ted Kennedy vision.

SourKrautSaul

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @tater: My favorite is "America's Funniest Motions to Re-Commit"

Sid Bream Was Out

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @UkraineNotWeak: I was trying to figure out why Molly Shannon is behind Roger dressed as Mary Katherine Gallagher.

FilteringCraig

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> If he really wants Clemens to lose, McNamee should walk in with Dave Stewart.

Sh!tShow

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Nice witness protection hats. Real subtle, dickheads.

The Sports Hernia

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> C-Span 3 has some quality programming. My favorite is the blooper shows.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @UkraineNotWeak: It's John Clayton.

ClueHeywood

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> The woman in glasses behind Roger, I don't like the look she's giving me. What's her problem?

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Are they really holding the hearing in Minute Maid Park? Or just the first two parts, then it switches over to DC?

Al Czerviks Ride

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> It is YURI, the twainer who twains!

Burnination

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Whoops, it appears Clemens had to leave early due to a blister on his memory. And what's this?! It appears Congress is mounting a stunning upset!

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> I hope he calls Mitchell a faggot.

Oops wrong post.

Midwestern-City_Water-Vapor

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> If Roger were a WWF(e) wrestler, he would be dead already and there would be no story. Again, this is why Vince McMahon is the smartest man in the universe. Maybe he can replace Bud Selig.

FilteringCraig

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @Civil Negligence: As an undergrad, we used to skip class at 10am to play the century club game. Somehow, I still got that BSAE...
/God bless Western Michigan

Al Czerviks Ride

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> @Fuck Lion:

Okay, I laughed.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> for all its wonders, apparently HGH still cant make your hair and your eyebrows the same color

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> If he lies and gets convicted, I hope hill cellmates nickname for him starts with K.

Sh!tShow

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> That's quite the shirt Mrs. Clemens is sporting. What did she do, kill a lint brush?

Spaceman Spiff

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> I turn on ESPN to see the Clemens hearing and I get some photographers ass-crack screaming at me...

WHASUPWITDAT?

'Swirly' Move

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Is C-SPAN 3 the one with the NHL rights?

Fuck Lion

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> I hope he throws a broken bat at Rep. John Yarmuth (D-KY).

ClueHeywood

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> He should have been giving his kids the steroids. Jeez.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Which one of those kids is Klan?

ArmansCopyOfSwank

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> "Watch the hand there Kody"

Artie Fufkin

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Anyone who has they type of life where they can play the Testimony Drinking Game at 9:08 CST, I envy you.

2ndBase

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> The cold bitch on the right seems unamused.

Dead Air ummm Dead Air

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> I love CSPAN-3. It is the only C-SPAN, to date, which I appeared on.

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> Elizabeth Hasselbeck sure looks a little rough around the edges.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> C-SPAN3? Aren't there two houses of Congress? What is the normal programming on this thing? The National Spelling Bee?

LostinTheOffice

]]> <![CDATA[Roger Clemens' Supposed, Alleged Day Of Reckoning]]> What's with the blank hats? Pick a team, Roger!

UTFLW

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