<![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution! - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution! - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @agamemnon_busmalis: Also: Poop Chute.

Clearly I was making a clever Jay and Silent Bob reference to a movie rumor Web site.

/bullshit

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> MYFO Justice Gang>Car Wash Change Thief Action Squad.

Also: Poop Chute.

Agamemnon Busmalis

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> I'm sure I've posted this type of list on here many times before, but...

Pamela Anderson, Kristin Kreuk, Rachel McAdams, Elisha Cuthbert, Leslie Feist, Neve Campbell, Kim Cattrall, Tricia Helfer, Natasha Henstridge, Jill Hennessy, Evangeline Lilly, Carrie-Anne Moss, Sarah Polley, Emily Haines, Estella Warren, Nelly Furtado, Stacey Dales, Jamie Sale...we've got some game. There are a ton more I can't remember.

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @Al_Czerviks_Ride: Well if they keep losing to Toronto and LA, we might be with them very,very soon.

SonofSpurrier

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: Ow! My Skin!

/Ugly One

kayceebk

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @goathair: SKAT'D!
/teen girl squad

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @roland_t_flakfizer: THIS IS BULL$H*T!! THIS DOES NOT CONTAIN TO HOCKEY!! WRITE SONME REAL $H*T NEXT TIME!

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @Lady Andrea: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society: The SPRAINED ANKLE THAT WOULDN'T HEAL

/Bettman faints

kayceebk

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> Where does Leitch find these Closers, and why does he keep sending them to us?!

Tickenest

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @Tuffy: I really don't want to admit that I'm aware of the Scoopy site where this Angelina photo originated, but...

(Blushes)

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> 'Dicksnuggler' is going right into the rotation.

Fuck Lion

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @Wyshynski: You seem to know where to find the beer wenches. This has serious potential. I'm just concerned for the horses.

@Lady Andrea: It'd be a helluva way to send back the octopuses.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @Wyshynski: I too enjoy Hackers.

There's this one, though the logo is not visible: [www.angelina-jolie.stopklatka.pl]

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @Lady Andrea: Yes, indeed it is, as both a guilty pleasure Hackers fans and a Devils fan. You don't have a bigger image do you? Because it's really annoying trying to masterba...uh, study the writing behind her with such a pixelated image.

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @roland_t_flakfizer:

WTF? If I had an agent, he'd hear about this.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @StevieY19:

Last night at the Avs game they showed a stat that said Hejduk was 5th since 99...we are pretty sure we've seen the list before and Naslund was 4th...but the top 3 are in question. I've done some research and I'm pretty sure Ingilia is #1. But I can't find any website that let you sort by the criteria. My list is Iginla, Jagr, Kovalchuk, Naslund, Duke...anyone prove me wrong?

Summer-of-George

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @twoeightnine:

The NESN crew doing Bruins games, probably.

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon:

You're right. You didn't use "guarantee". But +1 for the Tommy Boy quote.

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon:

-2.6 times. Which means he should be paying back that money!

/math nerd joke

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @Wyshynski: is your avatar Angelina Jolie from Hackers? Because if it is: nice.

@Tuffy: t-shirt trebuchets.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @Lady Andrea: Oh, nothing. You just said "how does" instead of "how much does".

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @Gourmet Spud: FYI, you're now a 76er.

[sports.yahoo.com]

roland_t_flakfizer

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @thetaxman: I demand a Snick closer. Clarissa, Ren & Stimpy, Roundhouse and AYAOTD.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @Tuffy: I think the idea of turning hockey into a traveling Medieval Times Dinner and Tournament is a keen one. As long as my team is always the Green Knight. And there are serving wenches.

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @Scoops:

That "She is" is @ kataroo_kangaroo.

Scoops

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @Afino: How many times does -20 go into 52 million? I don't think Danny Boy is too concerned.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @Wyshynski: Thank YOU good sir. Now when can we get the Just Like Mom Closer?

thetaxman

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @Afino: I don't recall offering a "guarantee".

But why do they put a guarantee on the box?

Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> Nice... [boss pokes head in cubicle] ...fishing hat.

[boss leaves]

Now do you have anything in a tall, brunette rebuttal?

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> She is.

So are Estella Warren, Mia Kirshner, Anna Paquin (technically), Tricia Helfer, Natasha Henstridge, Jessica Pare, Emmanuelle Vaugier, Neve Campbell, Kristin Kreuk...

And all those are just famous people, I could easily drive my car into a lamppost five times a day getting distracted by the non-famous ones all over the place.

Scoops

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> I just want to say that I am honoured (honored U.S.) to have given you the YCDTOT Closer. I've been chuckling so much during these comments that I need to step away for a glass of water...

(SPLASH/DRENCH/SPIT TAKE)

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> Miss Buffalo at all? Douchetool.

I know that he's a little girlish and we don't have the best reputation, but who voted him that crown?

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker: Or shellacking, for that matter.

Boz

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @David Hume: next I tap dance while Gourmet Spud plays Lady of Spain on the accordian.

@Phony Gwynn: what did they say?

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @Weed Against Speed: Starring Dave Coulier, one of America's foremost celebrity Red Wings fans.

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @Lady Andrea: That was Shanna Reed. Shannon Tweed is the frequently naked star of many Skinemax movies and Gene Simmons' baby-mommy.

McCroskey

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> Oh, just wanted to throw out there....

Danny Briere's plus/minus: -20.

Miss Buffalo at all? Douchetool.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @Afino: I'll do the shallacking around here, Babalooey.

Boz

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> Jeff Garcia played in Canada. Does that count?

Cialis Cooper

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @SonofSpurrier: Only 10 more wins over Detroit and the Hamilton Predators could make a race out of it!

Al Czerviks Ride

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @Signal to Noise: Don't tell me what's safe for work, damnit.
That's what HR and the FBI are for.
And, she's nice, yes.

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @TheStarterWife: There was also some Canadian on Candian lovin' in Juno, with Ellen page and Michael Cera, who when it comes to boyfriends, is totally boss.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @Gourmet Spud: Breaking out a soft-shoe routine next?

David Hume

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @Summer-of-George: Which players are in dispute?

StevieY19

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> Thomas "Buyer's Remorse" Vanek aka "Cognitive Dissonance"

/marketing 101

Boz

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> Do we count the creation of Turkey TV as the original Nickelodeon's Jump The Shark moment?

cromartie

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @Gourmet Spud: @Lady Andrea: Well done.

thetaxman

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @Weed Against Speed: Out of Control?

Cut. It. Out.

cromartie

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> And let's not forget the Governor General position, aka "Only Hot Mature Babes Need Apply".

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @Lady Andrea: You botched the set-up!

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @UkraineNotWeak: You convinced me. I'm going to go on that free weekend to Tahiti Village.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @McCrosky: the mom from Major Dad?

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @Gourmet Spud: well done.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> Alan Thicke, people, Alan Thicke.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> No conversation about sexy Canadians is complete without Shannon Tweed

McCroskey

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @Lady Andrea:

A Buccaneer!

/slams door

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @UkraineNotWeak: And that delicious Jim Carrey.

Storming the Floor

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @Gourmet Spud: I don't know, how does Ronde Barber pay for his earrings?

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> What's your beef with Out of Control?

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @Lady Andrea:

How much does Ronde Barber pay for his earrings?

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @Gourmet Spud: yes Gourmet Spud?

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @Lady Andrea:

Heyyy Lady Andrea?

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @kataroo_kangaroo: also Michael J Fox. I heart that little fella.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> Anyone know where I can find a list of the top 5 goal scorers since '99?

/roommate bet

Summer-of-George

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @TheStarterWife:

No love for Bill Shatner?

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @TheStarterWife: Evangeline Lily's Canadian too, no?

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> Gah. The second I hit submit I remembered supermodel Linda Evangalista.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @Gourmet Spud: @thetaxman: does anybody have some cyber-lockers we can climb in and tell jokes?

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> Watch out for Kevin Ilyanovich Rasputin Kubusheskie.

Paper Cut

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @kataroo_kangaroo: Ha, I'd say.

StevieY19

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @Lady Andrea: "d'I heard that"

thetaxman

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @TheStarterWife: Dammit. I said Ryan Gosling and forgot that Rachel McAdams. Canadian on Canadian sexy in The Notebook.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> What not to do in an NHL closer: guarantee a "shellacking" over your night's opponent.

Unless it's the Leafs. There will be a shellacking in Buffalo tonight, and Buffalo will be doing said shellacking.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> Further rebuttal: Playboy Playmate Cara Wakelin (not remotely safe for work):

[www.playboy.com]

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @StevieY19: Gives new meaning to We stand on guard for thee

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @TheStarterWife:

You forgot Monty Hall.

Hello? Anyone there?

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> @Lady Andrea:

IIIIIIIIIII heard that.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> I definitely remember having nightmares about the sausage-factory intro.

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> GO PREDS GO! FUCK DETROIT

SonofSpurrier

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> The NHL definitely can't do much on television.

Spors Gratia Sportis

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> I'd like to tap her maple leaf for some syrup.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> Sexy Canadians - Mario Lemieux, Sidney Crosby, Pamela Anderson (in her time), Ryan Gosling, Elisha Cuthbert, Ryan Reynolds (good enough for ScarJo), and Nelly Furtado.

And that is just off of the top of my head.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> A You Can't Do That On Television reference ... we are forever in your debt, sir.

Cake or Death

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> I know you were kidding, but chain mail would be awesome. Enforcers could be relieved of the pressure of carrying a stick that might be required for puckhandling and instead be equipped with maces. Line changes would be executed upon hearing a trumpet call. Instead of T-shirt cannons? Catapults.

Seriously. Make this happen. Ren Faire night. I'm waiting.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> Well whatta ya think's IN the burgers?

/barfs

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> Before I couldn't decide if she was attractive in her "Too Hot" video, I always assumed Alanis Morrisette was a boy:

[www.ycdtotv.de]

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> The same gay, John Moore who finished his Jeopardy stint at $-2500.
Janet Gretzky scoffs at Moore's statements and money management.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> Trade Prospal to Detroit.

That'd teach him

MattMillenFanClub

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> Whoa Canada...

StevieY19

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> I doff my cap - excellent intro.

Storming the Floor

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> What's he talking about? I don't know.

/slimed

GreatOdensRaven

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> Stop the Execution!

Did someone else get skated in the neck?

goathair

]]> <![CDATA[Wait A Minute, Wait A Minute ... Stop The Execution!]]> I think Alanis Morisette sucked a mixture of tailpipe and ass to get her first record deal. You Canadians are weird, man.

Doyle McPoyle

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