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Wrapping Up The 2008 Westminster Dog Show

MY LEFT TIT — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 08:21:04 EST

Well done, Barry. One of the best things I've read here in awhile. Which isn't to say that there's been a lapse in deadspin's quality standards or anything, but I really like doggies and it was short and had cute pictures.

/goes back to reading Go Dog Go!

MY LEFT TIT

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CurlyW — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:25:44 EST

Mike Vick read this in the prison library during his allocated leisure hour and was inexplicably given two days in the hole by a mustached guard wearing a trench coat.

CurlyW

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 20:03:02 EST

@God Save Dat Phan: @Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0: I came before the horse.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

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TheLou-Do — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:54:52 EST

@Spanish Necktie: +1

It took absolutely too long for someone to put down a Best in Show line.

TheLou-Do

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cromartie — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:51:13 EST

@StreakinTheQuad: No, that would be your mom. (Sorry, I haven't made a "your mom" joke since 8th grade, and the hockey closer left me in the mood. Don't take it personally).

cromartie

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StreakinTheQuad — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:35:25 EST

@cromartie:

does it taste like salmon?

StreakinTheQuad

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Spaceman Bill Leah — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:31:47 EST

@TheStarterWife: I'm sure he'll be knee deep in Bichons any day now.

Spaceman Bill Leah

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cromartie — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:28:45 EST

he's accepted the fact that he'll be licking his own crotch tonight.

That's pretty much the conclusion I reached about my marriage around the time of my third anniversary.

cromartie

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The Teufel Shuffle — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:18:52 EST

Another day, another lack of Bearded Collies. I'm pissed.

The Teufel Shuffle

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buttons — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:07:56 EST

@Rob Iracane: Yeah, figured I was close to the line there. I humbly withdraw my submission.

buttons

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Rob Iracane — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:06:56 EST

@buttons: Hack joke pyramids lead to mass bannings.

Rob Iracane

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GreatOdensRaven — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:03:55 EST

Max isn't going to get any bitches behaving like this, is he?

GreatOdensRaven

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:59:49 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: I think all you really had to say was "make sure he's moderately attractive, and make sure you at least get dinner."

I'll also be showing myself out now....

A Pimp Named DaveR

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buttons — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:56:43 EST

@Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0: What's the worst part about having sex with a toddler?

Getting the blood off your clown suit.

/Thanks, TCAP, I'll be here 10-20.

buttons

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:54:07 EST

@The White Boom Boom: It's a kid I nanny for. Her mom's out of town and she missed Part 1 of the "Becoming a Woman" presentation at school. They sent home the material so she would be ready for part 2 today. Her dad took 1 look at it and was like, "It's all yours." So began the discussion of when two people love each other very very much they give each other a special hug...

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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JohnCocktosten — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:52:33 EST

The SPORTS bar I was at last night actually had the SOUND ON for the Best in Show award time. The "Best in Show" jokes were flying.

JohnCocktosten

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The White Boom Boom — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:52:19 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: Was it your kid or just some random on the street? Because now, I think it would be funny to start telling kids about that stuff on the subway when their parents weren't paying attention.

The White Boom Boom

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BigTenObsession — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:50:16 EST

Finally, an IG picture on Deadspin - my dog's life is now complete. And Max really screwed - they're not high-maintenance, more like 100mph couch potatoes.

BigTenObsession

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J-No — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:49:46 EST

Well done.

J-No

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BloggyMcBlogBlog — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:49:32 EST

Hines Ward gives that Golden Retriever "Fo Smirres."

BloggyMcBlogBlog

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Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:47:41 EST

Huskyface.JPG- I expected to see something more along the lines of a Lisa Lampanelli pic.

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:45:19 EST

Did Cheddar Bob write this?

Botswana Meat Commission FC

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TheRunningboard7 — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:44:05 EST

oh! i broked it! the internets scare me! must fix! [flickr.com]

TheRunningboard7

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Jerkwheat — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:43:35 EST

No Uno?

COME ON!

Jerkwheat

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Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0 — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:43:31 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo:

My girlfriend broke up with me the other day. She said it was because I'm a 'pedophile'.

I said 'that's a pretty big word for an 8-year-old'.

/I'll be here all weekend.

Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0

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Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:43:10 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: That would be a nice use of the "Make this message private" feature. But since you were polite, ok. Sojo was setting it up, tho.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

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The Diesel — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:42:52 EST

anxiously awaiting part 2. you know, when the funny comes along.

The Diesel

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Spanish Necktie — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:42:12 EST

GO FIND BUSY BEE!

Spanish Necktie

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DennyCrane — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:42:10 EST

@Rob Iracane: THIS! IS THE FUCK!

DennyCrane

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StreakinTheQuad — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:41:56 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo:

at least my kids understand why i chase their mommy around the house naked and "wrestle" with her while she screams no. they saw the giraffe do it so it must be natural.

StreakinTheQuad

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Rob Iracane — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:41:30 EST

@God Save Dat Phan: Depends on the state. And the species.

Rob Iracane

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TheRunningboard7 — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:41:25 EST

this is my puppy. He's a little larger now.

TheRunningboard7

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racistmascot_inc — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:41:11 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo:

Tell her that if a guy has a popped collar, it means he has a syringe full of AIDS where his penis should be.

racistmascot_inc

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Doyle McPoyle — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:41:05 EST

@StreakinTheQuad: Jesus, giraffes having sex has to be the funniest-looking thing ever. I think when it comes to gettin' down, they may be even more awkward than me! Eh, probably not.

Doyle McPoyle

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Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0 — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:40:53 EST

"zoo keeper, those two monkeys are trying to kill each other!!!"

(zoo keeper whispers something in Homer's ear)

"ohhhhhh"

Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0

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TimBiakabutukaMyLunchMoney — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:40:48 EST

In some cultures cankles are seen as a form of beauty. Thank god that's not true here.

TimBiakabutukaMyLunchMoney

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God Save Dat Phan — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:40:26 EST

@Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0: I am not sure that is legal!?

God Save Dat Phan

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HazelMaesLandingStrip — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:40:11 EST

@HazelMaesLandingStrip: @muggsybogues:
A beagle winning the Westminster Dog Show was a bigger upset than Buster Douglas over Mike Tyson

/fixed

HazelMaesLandingStrip

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:37:56 EST

@StreakinTheQuad: I had to give a 10 year old the sex talk and "becoming a woman" talk last night. Awk.Ward. At least if they've seen it done like they do on the discovery channel they have *some* frame of reference for what "it" is.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0 — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:36:03 EST

@God Save Dat Phan:

I used to date a girl who was really into having sex with animals at the zoo. Wacky stuff.

Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0

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StreakinTheQuad — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:35:46 EST

@God Save Dat Phan:

So I pack the kids up to take them to the zoo for the first time... pay a ridiculously high amount for tickets... walk in the door... and BAM!! whats the first thing my 2 and 4-year old see? one enormous giraffe raping another enormous giraffe right before their very eyes. after fumbling that question, i've been practicing my birds and bees response every day in the mirror since. animal sex is WILD... and my kids are destined to be sluts.

StreakinTheQuad

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Cinnamon Girl — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:35:31 EST

Given the admission that the penis jokes rule here, where are the peanut butter references?

Cinnamon Girl

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:35:26 EST

@Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver,...: Dude- we get the joke. It's over. Let it go.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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UpstateUnderdog — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:35:20 EST

The dog pictured in my avatar is a past winner.

UpstateUnderdog

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chilltown — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:35:13 EST

(like everybody from New Jersey, he'll tell you he's from "the nice part")

So true. Even I say it.

chilltown

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Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:34:39 EST

My Max can kick your Max's ass.

Very delightful read. @Luis Sojo Jr. +1
But you still forgot the Jezebel tag.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

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Da_Mang — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:33:52 EST

@1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes: And a prison inmate who is forced to have sex with other inmates.

Da_Mang

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Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0 — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:32:23 EST

If these dogs were football players, which ones would be the wide receivers?

Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0

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muggsybogues — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:31:03 EST

@HazelMaesLandingStrip: Just one post without mentioning New England. Just one.

muggsybogues

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racistmascot_inc — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:30:13 EST

Percy "Bitch" Shelley would like to cry havoc about you marginalizing his literary knowledge.

racistmascot_inc

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Lady Andrea — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:29:30 EST

@1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes: and also an obnoxious whiny dude.

Lady Andrea

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Signal to Noise — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:28:27 EST

Nice job, Barry. Seriously.

The winning beagle was a total "AWWWW."

/watched the show last night. don't you fucking judge me.

Signal to Noise

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StreakinTheQuad — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:28:14 EST

Isiah loves all these bitches in his house.

StreakinTheQuad

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Matt_T — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:27:48 EST

Im surprised the dog from Men in Black couldn't get any ass.

Matt_T

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God Save Dat Phan — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:27:37 EST

Uno the beagle is #1!

I used to date a girl that was really into watching animals have sex at the zoo. Wacky stuff.

God Save Dat Phan

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Jews For Purple Jesus — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:27:37 EST

@Jews For Purple Jesus: *than Eddy Curry. Is it 5:00 yet?

Jews For Purple Jesus

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:27:21 EST

@1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes: Have you ever heard the term "bitch-slapped"?

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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racistmascot_inc — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:27:02 EST

@Rob Iracane:

"In old country, I was bio-chemist. Now I dance for American moneys."

racistmascot_inc

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:26:54 EST

Ironically, my guy friends had this exact conversation this past weekend...

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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The Fan’s Attic — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:26:34 EST

Needs more Triumph.

The Fan’s Attic

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:26:18 EST

@Weed Against Speed: About tree fitty.

A Pimp Named DaveR

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Jews For Purple Jesus — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:24:33 EST

Out in the show ring, I spot a couple of gals that look pretty light on their feet.

Which means they would definitely be better rebounders Eddy Curry.

Jews For Purple Jesus

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:24:27 EST

Someone get that golden a bag of Doritos, because his buzz is excelsior right now.

A Pimp Named DaveR

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1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:24:12 EST

Didja ever notice how "bitch" can refer to both a woman and a dog?!?!?

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

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HazelMaesLandingStrip — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:23:47 EST

A beagle winning the Westminster Dog Show was a bigger upset than the Giants over the Pats

/delusional Pats fan.

HazelMaesLandingStrip

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SlantedAndDisenchanted — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:23:41 EST

Is that one little dog transporting packets of heroin across the border?

SlantedAndDisenchanted

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Strokke — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:23:21 EST

Yes, if I was really drunk, probably

Strokke

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:23:17 EST

Good Lord, who do I see about getting the last 10 minutes back? I'd rather read about Clemens and roids.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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Rob Iracane — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:22:31 EST

The only Russian girls I know say things like "Give to me the money and I will make for you the sexy dance".

Rob Iracane

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Weed Against Speed — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:20:59 EST

What the fuck is a Shakespeare?

Weed Against Speed

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TheStarterWife — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:20:39 EST

Well, let's hope Max can Puli some tail soon.

TheStarterWife

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bamassippi — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:20:06 EST

...did someone say Caption Contest?

bamassippi