<![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> That guy saves his Tad Nugent shirt for church.

CIALIS COOPER

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> "I, D.B. Cooper-Nichol, have written every word of this comment on 2/13/2008 in an attempt to prevent the misconstruing and spin doctoring of irresponsible commenters."

D.B. Cooper-Nichol

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> @1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes: Damnit. Now I have that Voo Doo Glow Skulls song stuck in my head.

hums/

... my girl rides in the back, while my nuts ride shotgun -- I've got elephantitis of the nuts...

/hums

/90s skacore

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> Rocker/Nugent 2012

Glenn Beck's Taint

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> I know that Rocker struck out at least one irresponsible media dolt.

Carson

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> @Matt_T: well nevermind.

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> More Rocker:
Talking about how he's purchased 4 boob jobs for women:


+ Watch video
_aGZFU8eYs

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> John Rocжer for President!

PeteJayhawk

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> "Contradictions between statements I made last year concerning the use of HGH during part of the 2003 season and current statements are correct."

Logic is not your strongsuit, John.

heyzeus

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> @Weed Against Speed: But what if she decides she'd rather ride bareback?

Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her!

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> @1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes: good argument.

@Hank Scorpio: "he" who?

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> @J-No:
Coincidentally I have the same name as a member of The Breakfast Club. Discuss.

Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> @J-No: Ironically, John Rocker has the exact opposite of elephantitis of the balls.

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> @J-No: Someday I will dance so hard I will shatter glass.

DennyCrane

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> @twoeightnine: Surprisingly, if he would just register with BallHype, YardBarker, Sphere, and SB Nation he'd double those numbers.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> @twoeightnine: His site is on the Blogroll for the Westboro Baptist Church's blog, though.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> @J-No: Wow. +6. (extended applause)

/don'tyouforgetaboutme

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> @J-No:

Poor Larry Lester

Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> @The Fan's Attic: I don't think I'd call what he does motivation.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> @Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0: Does he have mustard on his chin?

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> Alex Rodriguez, along with 2 other teammates, was a part of this casual conversation. In no way, shape, or form do I believe or have ever alluded to the opinion that Alex has ever been involved with the use of any PED.

ps.Alex, call me, I miss u.
<3 John

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> You're bound to get tons of media attention when you post a story on johnrocker.net. He must get dozens of visitors a day.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> @TebowWearsJorts: I'm guessing his black girlfriend can eventually get him to come around on the race thing.

Disgruntled Goat

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> You see us how you want to see us in the simplest terms with the most convenient definitions:

But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain...
...and an athlete...
...and a basket case...
...a princess...
...and a criminal...
...and a fag on the 6 train...
Does that answer your question?... Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.







J-No

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> @Weed Against Speed:
Good point. Illegal immigrants from Canada MUST BE STOPPED! Unless they bring deux,deux,deux..then it's ok.

lisa

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> Wait a second. I think I have 2 fairly valid questions:
1) Just where in the hell was this picture taken? Was there a John Rocker for President rally somewhere - and I wasn't informed?
2) Do you think he got a better price on those shirts by buying in bulk?

@Kid Canada: You don't have a President... until John Rocker takes over.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> To hell with you all, Charleton Heston is my President

Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> Rocker/Hardaway in 2012. They may not see eye-to-eye on color, but I'm sure there are other things they can build a platform around.

gunga galunga gunga - gunga galunga

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> @The Fan's Attic: Yeah, but Obama's like waaaaay smarter.

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> @1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes: I feel like that last time somebody motivated a large group of people George W. Bush was elected. Perhaps our elections need a little more scrutiny.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> @TheLou-Do: Stephen A. must be angling for VP so he can run in 2016 with Isiah.

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> @Tuffy: You never know when Chechnya will be looking.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> @lisa: I'd be a lot more worried about Wiscanada if I were him.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> John Rocker hates it when the media misremembers his coments.

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> @OchentaYcinco:

We don't have a President, so we're out. Besides, as arguably the most multicultural country in the world, we probably have too many queers with AIDS to elect him.

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> @TheStarterWife: However, he refers to them as "meals on wheels".

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> @TheStarterWife: And an NYPD hat. Proving he dislikes terrorists, but is OK with police officers. Provided they aren't gay. But black is cool, he's totally cool with the blacks. (Points to girlfriend) See?

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> In a horse race starring pen jockies, lions, and Shaq, who wins?

blackheartededitor

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> The wood holding up that sign represents the only piece of wood the crowd hadn't ignited on someone's lawn the night before.

Paul Zuvella

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> @Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver,...:
Or Florexico? Oh come on, everybody knows it's Floruba...get it straight John!

lisa

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> @Tuffy: @OchentaYcinco: There are also people in wheelchairs. Thus proving he is a great guy.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> Of course he wants to set the record straight. Gays have AIDS.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> Don't paraphrase me, bro.

thetaxman

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> @OchentaYcinco: You should actually look west, to the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> @1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes: Step 1) Increase Cheeze Doodle sales

Step 2)

Step 3) Profit.

TheLou-Do

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> @TheStarterWife: However, he refers to them as "organic protein snacks".

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> Alex Rodriguez, along with 2 other teammates, was a part of this casual conversation [on how to correctly administer steroids].

Were these the two other guys?

The Most Dangerous Game of Grab-Ass

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> @UkraineNotWeak: You're Georgia public schools. Dumbass.

/Fixed
/John Rocker


Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> @TheStarterWife: See what else is in his banner? A sleeveless t-shirt and hulking biceps.

John Rocker likes roids. Oh, we found that out yesterday. Nevermind.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> What do you mean "Confederate dollars are not legal tender"?!?!

Disgruntled Goat

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> @OchentaYcinco: East Timor may have an opening soon.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> He has now cornered the redneck vote and the mesh shirt aficionado vote.

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> @The Fan's Attic: I like how Obama is the only politician who is expected to meticulously delineate his policies when he gives speeches.

"Why is he inspiring his supporters?!?! I wanna hear about how he plans to fix the economy, step by step!!!"

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> The Eartha Kitt-catwoman he is posed with on his website is a "freelance writer". Does he call her a "pen jockey"? Or does he mean the same thing when he calls her one?

Jubilation T. Cornpone

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> Can we get John Rocker elected President of another country? I mean, not the USA, cause I have to live here. But I'd just like to see how fast chaos ensues when people actually have to listen to him.

Canadian 'Spinners, I'm looking in your direction...

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> How bad can Rocker be? See this in his banner? A kitten.

John Rocker likes kittens.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> The guy in the picture is totally Mike Huckabee's target audience.

Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> Your Georgia public schools at work.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> @Trenton Makes The World Takes: Lacks experience...short on details...Obama?

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> Not to defend a POS like Rocker, but that 'rebuttal' was up on his site yesterday afternoon so he wasn't totally being a spotlight-grabbing whore.

Hopefully a Silkwood shower will get the Rocker off of me after visiting his web page.

redsoxchick

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> @asliceofbacon:

I don't know, but I GUARANTEE he's watching the Daytona 500 this weekend.

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> When you think about it, wouldn't any point in time in which he was in MLB be "early in his career"?

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> Did you hear that Will? Rocker thinks you're a pen jockey

Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> @Lady Andrea: First, you need a real small saddle.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> Rocker lacks experience and is short on the details. We need a president that can start making a difference day one.

Trenton Makes The World Takes

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> @Da_Mang: maybe he's going for a very subtle "Rock her? I barely know 'er!"

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> @Da_Mang: I don't think they can read.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> "I will do to the record what I should have done to those queers on the subway a long time ago..."

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> THAT GUY IS OFF HIS ROC∑R
He needs to SPELL ENGLISH

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> John Rockner, All-American.

Whitey Fisk

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> I didn't know James Garner was such a terrible racist.

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> How can I become a pen jockey? That sounds like fun.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> I didn't see anything on his web site about Heath Ledger. Interesting.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> @Phony Gwynn: I voted for John "Ferrero" Rocher.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> He spelled Rocker wrong despite having the correct spelling on his T-shirt.

Those are John Rocker's readers.

Da_Mang

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> think that guy is voting for obama?

asliceofbacon

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> John Rocker on "Pros vs. Joes" is one of the greatest tv moments of all time.

ASox

]]> <![CDATA[John Rocker Wants To Set The Record Straight]]> I, too voted for John Rocner in a previous presidential election.

Or was it John Rockier? I can't remember.

Phony Gwynn

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