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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:42:30 EST

I never need an excuse to rant, I just do it.

Nightynight.

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:41:54 EST

I'd let the Browns and Cavs be dissolved forever if it meant an Indians WS, so I know the feeling.

Night, everybody.

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notthequarterback — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:41:43 EST

@racistmascot_inc: yes, i know. i just needed an excuse to rant. night.

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:40:59 EST

By the way, when I said greater demon, I meant higher on the chain of evil, yknow?

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notthequarterback — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:40:51 EST

@racistmascot_inc: Well, I'm not a Bears fan (Broncos...so I'm actually in better shape there) and I never liked any of those Bulls teams..too many bandwagon fans...though i suppose there are bigger curses in life. I'd give it all back for a Cubs WS though.

And on that note, I'm hitting the hay as well. Nite all.

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:39:16 EST

@Fawn Liebowitz: i'm with ya, toots.

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longefellowes — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:38:07 EST

@Fawn Liebowitz: Ok, I can take a hint. See you all later, taters.

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:37:52 EST

We do have it rough.

Cubs vs. Indians, sure, the Cubs have it worse. But Cleveland vs. Chicago? No competition. Even if you eliminate the White Sox (since you're a Cubs fan, but either way, they sucked for a long time too until 2005) and account for the dreadful Blackhawks, you still have the amazing 85 Bears team and the juggernaut that was the Jordan Bulls.

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Fawn Liebowitz — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:36:21 EST

Sleep, people!

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notthequarterback — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:34:19 EST

@racistmascot_inc: I don't humiliate dogs either...I have more respect for them. The fact that they'd be willing to take such torture and humiliation for no good reason makes me love them all the more. Nothing like having a good, loyal friend.

And you're goddamn right I'm one of the good demons. As many other commenters on here can tell you, it takes a special type of person to be a Cub fan. Hell, my grandfather was born, lived and died in his 80s just recently and never once was alive for a Cubs World Series title. And you think YOUR town has it rough.

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longefellowes — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:33:04 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: tonight's thread, apparently.

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:32:01 EST

@longefellowes: i believe this was a game show called "newly-weds". and wasn't there another one about not so newly weds?

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:31:38 EST

At the least I'd say you're one of the greater demons.

I find something wrong that the only difference between a dog and an Aibo is a nice coat of fur. Plus, dogs let you put all sorts of degrading and humiliating clothing on them. Cats do not put up with that kind of nonsense.

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notthequarterback — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:28:28 EST

@racistmascot_inc: funny, that's the exact reason i hate cats and love dogs. i guess that makes me the devil, eh?

[makes devil horns, sticks tongue out]

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:27:47 EST

@racistmascot_inc: which is when you casually drop hints such as a catalog post-it noted and circled left where the person doing the buying might see it...

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:25:49 EST

I just love cats because they remind me so much of myself.

Yeah, they'll come play with you, let you pet them, be part of the family, but at the end of the day, they're going to do whatever the hell they want.

Dogs are too obedient for my taste.

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Fawn Liebowitz — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:25:24 EST

@racistmascot_inc: I got a chain ball for Christmas

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longefellowes — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:24:36 EST

@racistmascot_inc: oh, well, i think i'd only suggest weekly editions, or for us long-timers (20+years together) monthly or semi-annually. but they have to be great questions, like "would you prefer to remove the remaining hair on your head with a razor, or nair?"

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:24:00 EST

Go-Go Yubari is hot.

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:23:10 EST

There's no problem with that. Just the other day my roommate got me the ATHF movie poster because he knew I'd love it, and I got him a little toy Hot Wheels version of his prized show car a couple weeks back.

But for major events like a birthday, if you're going to go all out and break the bank on a gift, I don't want you to roll the dice on whether or not I'll like it.

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notthequarterback — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:23:06 EST

@racistmascot_inc: ahhhh...glad you cleared that up.

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Fawn Liebowitz — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:20:47 EST

Rain rain go away
come again another day

@racistmascot_inc: I'm working toward Asian--my next avatar will be O'ren Oshii

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:20:37 EST

I have no racial, ethnic, sexual or gender biases.

But people who like dogs more than cats are just genetically inferior. That's science, man.

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notthequarterback — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:19:35 EST

@racistmascot_inc: nope - you said that kat was marked by satan because she didn't like cats...i was saying that that seemed like a bit of stereotyping.

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:19:25 EST

@racistmascot_inc: i find it immensely satisfying when i get someone i care about a present that i know they will love just because i know them. it's about seeing something in the store and going "ah-ha! so and so will love this!" and then the other person knows that you took the time to find a great gift and knew when something goes "ah-ha!" That said, I also don't think there's anything wrong with specifically asking for something if you know what you want. It's just that surprises are always nice too.

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:19:20 EST

Of course I have.

If that's the point of it all, why not? Just give your significant other daily "how well do you know me" quizzes.

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:18:09 EST

Did you respond to the wrong comment?

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longefellowes — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:17:58 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: zackly.

@racistmascot_inc: that would be fun. can we run it like the price is right? I'm partial to plinko, but the yodeling dude game is fun too.

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Fawn Liebowitz — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:17:49 EST

@racistmascot_inc:No--just a nom de plume--havent you seen Animal House?

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:17:03 EST

Don't even joke about that....

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notthequarterback — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:17:01 EST

@racistmascot_inc: glad to know no stereotyping goes on around here!

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:15:50 EST

No, it just means you were marked by Satan as a cat-hater.

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Fawn Liebowitz — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:15:39 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: I'm def a spender--but only on certain things--LP, LV, and my dear Chanel--accessories rule!

And I am mainly a CK person daily so whatevs

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:14:56 EST

Why not just make a big game show out of it then?

I trust that my friends know me, and I'd rather not risk getting a shitty present.

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:14:55 EST

@longefellowes: flowers are always appropriate. daisies. big pretty daisies.

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:13:50 EST

Fawn disagrees with you and is a lady.

Why weren't you here earlier to back me up? Seriously...

Are you by any chance a member of the Tribe?

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:13:50 EST

@racistmascot_inc: i can't help it if my biology is telling me to stay away from cats, and by extension, their owners...

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longefellowes — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:13:38 EST

@racistmascot_inc: Yeah, I like cats. A nice Leopard fur coat would be great. I'll wear it to that nice Korean restaurant around the corner....

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:12:47 EST

@Fawn Liebowitz: I'm so jealous of your LP. So so jealous. Right now i'm just wearing sensical but cute American Eagle undies. Not quite the same vibe...

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longefellowes — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:11:59 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: Which is one reason why it's not really appropriate on a 2nd date.

/beating Barbaro

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:11:57 EST

Also, I do value kat's advice as a smart woman, but she likes dogs better than cats, so there's obviously a major flaw somewhere in her thought process.

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:10:42 EST

@racistmascot_inc: ... if my bf gave me cash for my bday i'd be pissed. the point of giving a good gift is to show how well you KNOW that person. there is nothing better than getting a present from someone and knowing that they know you.

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Fawn Liebowitz — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:10:04 EST

@racistmascot_inc: Again, it depends--you have to be able to read her--I would think that was so cool, but maybe someone else wouldnt

Not to put too fine a point on it, but if someone thinks enough of you to spend that kind of $, well then...

@Cowboycane: Exactly--I love my LP--whenever you wear it, you feel special

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:09:16 EST

Oh yeah, that's right, I forgot that you can get into quite a tussle on the Deadspins as well.

I can safely say that this little debate hasn't gotten NEARLY as heated as that one did. Whew boy, that other one was uncomfortable...

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:08:02 EST

@racistmascot_inc:

Which just doesn't make sense to me. I mean, if I put myself in the girl's shoes, let's say my girl brings me...I don't know, an Audioslave album, sure, that's kind of sweet, and maybe she really put a lot of thought into it, but I don't really want it.

If I see something I want in a store and she buys it for me, then she KNOWS it's something that I wanted.

Blah, I just don't get it. It's like giving a well thought out gift versus giving cash for someone's birthday. Yeah, the gift shows that maybe you "care" more, but I'd rather have the cash.

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notthequarterback — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:06:53 EST

No, I'm not being passive-aggressive...if I have a problem with you, I'll let you know by calling you a fucking asshole. Luckily you haven't called me a "bitter Cub fan" yet so you haven't felt that wrath.

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longefellowes — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:05:47 EST

@Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos: No way, REALLY? And, apparently, Rob Schneider died. We have that on good authority, don't we, boys and girls?

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Fawn Liebowitz — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:05:15 EST

@Athletic Supporter: ?

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Cowboycane — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:05:08 EST

@Fawn Liebowitz: I was gonna say like cigars... if you've never had a Cubano, a nice cigar is good... but after trying a Cuban, the nice cigar just won't cut it anymore...

Cowboycane

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:04:36 EST

We had a long discussion about this. I suppose if you bought it beforehand it would be okay, but if she saw it in a store and you bought it for her it would be creepy? I don't even know anymore.

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Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:03:42 EST

Good evening kids.

Hey, did you hear that Roger Clemens, the best pitcher of the last 25 years, may have done steroids? It's all over the news!!!

Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos

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Cowboycane — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:03:33 EST

@longefellowes: Nope.. actual big-boy cold medicine... but after Douchebag's youtube endorsment, I am having my buddy in Windsor pick me some of that up!

Cowboycane

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:03:01 EST

See, now I can't tell if you're being passive aggressive. The lack of vocal tonality is a killer.

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:02:37 EST

@Cowboycane: share, yes?

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Fawn Liebowitz — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:02:25 EST

@racistmascot_inc: Like I said, it depends on the girl

If somebody gave me La Perla on the second date that might just tip the scales...anyone? Kat?

@Cowboycane: And like a good set of Michelins, it lasts thru several miles, as it were

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longefellowes — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:01:47 EST

@Cowboycane: deux, deux, deux, eh?

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:01:31 EST

Yes, but we've all seen how active aggressive I can be, so I think that's a preferable state, hmm?

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notthequarterback — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:01:18 EST

@racistmascot_inc: whatever. im not mad at you and i havent been mad at you...but if it makes you feel better, go for it. im low-maintenance like that.

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Cowboycane — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:00:49 EST

I think I just fell asleep with my eyes open for a second... Codeine's a hell of a drug

Cowboycane

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:59:34 EST

@racistmascot_inc: i believe that's called being passive aggressive, actually.

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:58:34 EST

You sure? Women are women across the board, so I don't know if any of them would respond well to that.

Okay, I promise that's my last jab at you NTQB. This is just how I usually finish up a semi-heated argument, by letting it degrade into harmless sarcasm.

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longefellowes — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:58:12 EST

@Fawn Liebowitz: Depends on the girl - she's been done, I'm sure

/fixed

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Cowboycane — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:58:02 EST

@Fawn Liebowitz: I will cosign that... La Perla is the SHIT. Not cheap, but worth every penny.

Cowboycane

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:57:05 EST

So NTQB, I'm sorry for being a little harsh. I just felt like you were trying to bully me into getting behind your way of thinking, and that pisses me off in a primal way.

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:56:25 EST

@Raskolnikov: well, when they wax it all off it takes a while to come back.

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Fawn Liebowitz — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:56:03 EST

@racistmascot_inc: Depends on the girl--its been done, I'm sure

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Raskolnikov — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:54:44 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: You do still grow hair on your legs, don't you, mammal?

Raskolnikov

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:54:28 EST

@racistmascot_inc: I already told you, condoms on date 2.

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:53:34 EST

But make sure he doesn't give it to her on date #2.

: )

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Fawn Liebowitz — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:53:31 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: No one is ever too young for Chanel--my aunt gave me her patent big bag when I went to college and I am carrying it now--it is so choice!

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notthequarterback — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:53:25 EST

@longefellowes: thanks - thats very sweet

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longefellowes — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:53:12 EST

@TattooedMess(iah): Fawn's right. But what she's not mentioning - that $150 is for one piece of lingerie (ok, maybe two). But that shit's seriously hot.

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:52:53 EST

@Fawn Liebowitz: it's so so so pretty and sexy and glorious and lovely all around.

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:51:26 EST

@Raskolnikov: ...I don't even know what that means.

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:51:26 EST

And yes, I do get a bit touchy when I feel that people are trying to change me/force me to follow their way of thinking. I can't really explain why, but it just grates on me in a way that few other things do.

It's probably because I have an intrinsic problem with authority, and most of the time an argument from experience will boil down to "do it because I said so," and I've always hated that directive.

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longefellowes — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:51:19 EST

@notthequarterback: Aww, no one needs a week like that. Hell, no one needs a day like that either. I'll send ya a hug over the ether.

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Fawn Liebowitz — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:51:16 EST

@TattooedMess(iah): As evidenced by your photos, I believe you 100%

Photos? Not me! But check out La Perla--it will be the best $150 or so you ever spend on your NEW girlfriend...

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:50:14 EST

@Fawn Liebowitz: I wish I could afford La Perla AND Chanel patent. But, I'm poor. I love Chanel. I have an ex who constantly made fun of me for my Chanel obsession- he says I'm way too young for Chanel. So pretty though.

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TattooedMess(iah) — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:48:34 EST

@Fawn Liebowitz: La Perla? Pictures, please.

Raised by my mom. Swear I'm not gay.

@Athletic Supporter:
[en.wikipedia.org]

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:48:32 EST

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notthequarterback — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:48:05 EST

@racistmascot_inc: I never said all that. All I said was that a woman being a woman cuts through a lot of that nonsense. But whatever..I wish you the best and I hope you get whatever you want from the situation. I'm just sick and fucking tired of FIGHTING with people..it's all I've done this week and I'm not the fighting type. I just want to be friendly. Life is too short for bullshit.

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:48:03 EST

@TattooedMess(iah): sounds dirty, it's perfectly innocent. it's the punctuation mark I used on the end. it's a ? overlayed with a !

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Fawn Liebowitz — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:47:40 EST

@TattooedMess(iah): Because you can!

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TattooedMess(iah) — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:47:25 EST

@Athletic Supporter: At the risk of setting myself up (I'm not googling that), do tell.

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longefellowes — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:47:20 EST

@racistmascot_inc: Well, not at all, babe. If you had told us all earlier that the polls were closed, we could all be discussing the merits of leggings versus miniskirts for dames with great legs. /winks at kataroo...go with the leggings.

@notthequarterback: Well, I don't think so, but we've already discussed my sanity level, so.... but if you are, then I'll join ya. I'm always up for a good discussion. Especially if there's beer involved.

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Raskolnikov — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:47:11 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: Hope you grow hair quickly.

Raskolnikov

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Fawn Liebowitz — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:46:39 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: Do you buy La Perla? If not, you should--that's a trend that's here to stay

/the guys here have no clue--and Chanel patent!

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:46:07 EST

No, I just found it humorous the way you're overstating your argument. Like you'd be able to completely understand a girl from a totally foreign culture simply because she has ovaries.

I yield to the fact that you know more about dating than me, and probably more about women than me, but I think you're really starting to exaggerate just to make your point.

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:46:05 EST

@TattooedMess(iah): YELLING! LOUD NOISES!

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notthequarterback — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:45:18 EST

@Fawn Liebowitz: no - id need a snowplow to work tonight.

@TattooedMess(iah): i suppose that shouldnt surprise me.

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:44:55 EST

@TattooedMess(iah): you mean you don't know the interrobang‽

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:44:13 EST

@Fawn Liebowitz: i usually go more classic as well. my sister got me this dress for christmas though and was so excited about it i didn't have the heart to tell her that it needs at least an inch taken in on each side to really rock that silhouette. i think i'll wear it tomorrow belted with leggings- it'll show of my waist, give the illusion of more curves, keep the overall "look" intact, and be warmer. thanks!

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TattooedMess(iah) — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:44:02 EST

@Athletic Supporter: I'm an enabler!

Why am I using all these exclamation points?!?

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Fawn Liebowitz — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:43:24 EST

@notthequarterback: Are you at work then? I cant access this stuff at work, nor on my mobile--god damn you Nick Denton for not enabling mobile for the 'spin

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TattooedMess(iah) — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:42:59 EST

@notthequarterback: Yes!
/until Florida beats Michigan again

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:42:37 EST

@TattooedMess(iah): Everyone rejoice! You have inspired me to go drink.

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notthequarterback — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:42:05 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: duh, i just wanted to know whom to be jealous of.

@racistmascot_inc: swell.

jesus, what is up with everyone tonight? am i REALLY that much of an asshole?

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TattooedMess(iah) — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:41:55 EST

@TattooedMess(iah): high SJP

Good news everyone, the booze is kicking in!

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:41:45 EST

That's fine, and I appreciate your attempts to help. At the same time, I've made up my mind, so now it just seems like you're trying to bully me into following your advice.

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longefellowes — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:41:28 EST

@racistmascot_inc: And let me add, in defense of all and sundry, that you never actually indicated to the 'spin that you had made a decision and the polls are now closed. Just sayin'

And even so, very interesting, popcorn-worthy debate.

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White Speed Receiver — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:40:59 EST

@TattooedMess(iah): Quit horsing around.

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TattooedMess(iah) — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:39:33 EST

@Athletic Supporter: Hey, get off your nigh Sarah Jessica Parker!

/old meme

Ms. Parker, we're out of ballet flats. Would an open toe be fine? "Neigh!"

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Fawn Liebowitz — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:39:19 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: I always go slightly form fitting--that LBD is too trendy and makes everyone look preg--keep the length but less material--think classic silhouette, not what's this season

I guess I'd do leggings and a fab large bag--I like Chanel patent

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:39:18 EST

I'll be sure to consult you next time I go out on a date with a girl from Uganda.

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:39:09 EST

@notthequarterback: not you?

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notthequarterback — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:38:50 EST

@racistmascot_inc: I really hope the goal with this chick isn't sex on the 2nd date - it sounds like she's much too special for that, given how you've described her.

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:37:46 EST

@Athletic Supporter: It's the project runway dress- I take my fashion cues from Michael Kors, Nina Garcia, Heidi, and the darling Tim Gunn. Plus, my legs are my best feature.

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longefellowes — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:37:38 EST

@Fawn Liebowitz: Aw hell, not tonight. Not with this discussion going on. Not quite S*mike v. Wahoo, but definitely popcorn worthy.
@racistmascot_inc: Ok, calm down tiger. No one's predicting how she's going to respond, we're only pointing out the possibilites and subtexts of gifts on dates. Cleveland/Beachwood cultural sensibilites aside, from the female perspective, a gift on the 2nd date, unless date activity related (like Kat's light stick scenario), can be off-putting. Look at it this way - if she's that great of a girl, there will be plenty of opportunities to bestow tokens upon her. Flowers, dinner and putt putt is a pretty cool second date. Don't push it too far, too fast. I mean, really, you're already interested in a 3rd date, so just take your time!
NTQB and I are on the same side here - trying to help you score, in the long run.

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notthequarterback — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:37:18 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: awesome. who are you mounting?

@Fawn Liebowitz: I am in EST but I work nights and weekends, so it's all good in the hood.

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:37:11 EST

Let me put it this way:

If I give the gift and it goes beautifully, if it makes her renounce all her beliefs and have sex with me right then and there, would you re-think all of your obviously deeply thought-out opinions about gift giving on early dates and the female response to said gift giving? No, you'd just think that it was a fluke.

Well, I don't think that you're neccesarily wrong in your view of how women perceive gifts. I just think you're wrong in THIS situation.

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:36:34 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: So you take your fashion cues from a close cousin of Barbaro?

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:36:05 EST

@Fawn Liebowitz: the silhouette is totally this season though. maybe belted with leggings? that was my second look with it.

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:35:01 EST

@Athletic Supporter: "Cher! What are you wearing?"
"It's a dress, daddy."
"Says who?"
"Calvin Klein."

SJP says this is a dress, and if Carrie Bradshaw says it so, then it is.

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Fawn Liebowitz — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:34:30 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: Baggy dress--I'd lose it

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notthequarterback — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:34:26 EST

@racistmascot_inc: 1) I told you...you win. I'm not arguing anymore. I was only being persistent because you weren't understanding my point -- you were trying to equate buying a gift with buying dinner or buying the date's entertainment when the two are not the same animal.

2) Her being a woman will cut through any sort of religious or sociological stereotype more often than not. Just saying. As you were.

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TattooedMess(iah) — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:34:15 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: Too much clothing, yes.

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:33:33 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: How about some pants?

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:33:31 EST

@Fawn Liebowitz: mountain time!

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Fawn Liebowitz — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:33:11 EST

@notthequarterback: I know AS is wes coas, but what about everyone else? If you are in EST, holy shit

Unless, like myself, you are attempting to clean up a basement wif 4" of effing flood waters--

/feeling sorry for myself and taking it out on the 'spin

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:33:10 EST

Well, like I said, I did ask for advice. And you gave it. But for the past 30 minutes or so of this exchange, we've really just been arguing.

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:32:51 EST

OK, proposed outfit for the hockey game. Too much?

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:32:15 EST

Yes, I'm stereotyping her based on something far more specific, whereas you are doing it on the basis of her gender, something she has in common with roughly 3.5 billion other people in the world.

You're no longer trying to give advice, you're just arguing with me. I took in everyone's advice, synthesized it, and made my conclusions based on said advice and my own personal feelings. I already decided my course of action, and now you're just trying to convince me I'm wrong before I even go out and do it.

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Token_Tennis_Fan — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:31:59 EST

Work at 9... ugh. Later.

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notthequarterback — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:30:44 EST

@Fawn Liebowitz: sle-ep?

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notthequarterback — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:30:16 EST

@racistmascot_inc: It's hard to tell when you're joking and when you're serious.

And I've tried to be friendly with you since day one; don't be an asshole. I'm on your side here, remember?

And given that you asked everyone for advice, I think I am justified in giving my opinion...but since you obviously don't care for it, I'll keep it to myself.

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Fawn Liebowitz — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:29:46 EST

This late night shit is out of control

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:29:23 EST

If she's into losers, then I'm in like Flynn.

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notthequarterback — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:28:44 EST

@racistmascot_inc: Yes you are stereotyping according to her ethnicity and neighborhood upbringing...I'm telling you that as a FE-MALE there are certain hormonal tendencies that are undeniable. And I don't know how she will respond to you giving her a gift, I just know how the VAST majority of women would respond in such a situation. There's no need to feel threatened or lash out. I'll stop trying to help.

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:28:28 EST

@Fawn Liebowitz: No, we are zombies..

BRAAAAAINSSSSSS

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:28:15 EST

Are you capable of accepting a joke? I figure you would be, given you're on this site, but maybe I'm wrong.

Like I said, I'm not going to get "pussy" with this girl even if I buy her the Eiffel Tower. Take the "Dr. Love" routine to someone who's interested.

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Token_Tennis_Fan — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:27:46 EST

@TattooedMess(iah): It would be a step up. And easier for me to keep tabs on.

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Fawn Liebowitz — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:27:32 EST

Dont you people ever sleep? wtf?

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:26:10 EST

Oh, I'm stereotyping, Mr. "females are females across the board"?

Yeah, that's not a broad generalization at all.

I may not know her incredibly well, but you don't know her at all. Yet you know exactly how she'll respond to something, simply because "she's a girl."

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Token_Tennis_Fan — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:25:57 EST

@notthequarterback: Crying probably won't work.

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Raskolnikov — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:25:41 EST

Who the fuck says that on a hockey blog?

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TattooedMess(iah) — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:25:35 EST

@Token_Tennis_Fan: Yea! She should be with one of us losers
/wait what?

@racistmascot_inc: You win this round...

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White Speed Receiver — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:25:13 EST

@Raskolnikov:If I can find them, will you use a Sherwood instead of a Koho?

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longefellowes — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:24:57 EST

@racistmascot_inc: Well, ok, perhaps a bad analogy. All I meant was that the subtext is generally (culturally) ingrained.

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notthequarterback — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:24:48 EST

@racistmascot_inc: oh Jesus Christ...are you capable of accepting a dissenting opinion without feeling that everyone is out to get you? I never said you were going to be dumped..I'm trying to get you pussy for crying out loud.

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Token_Tennis_Fan — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:23:34 EST

@racistmascot_inc: You probably wouldn't be the first... just don't tell her she looks like me. She doesn't like that.

Honestly, given the loser she was just dating, I don't even flinch at any of these jokes.

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:23:17 EST

@TattooedMess(iah):

Hey, lay off, she's closer to me. And according to NTQB I'm about to be newly single too. Technically I guess I'm still single right now, but whatever.

@Raskolnikov: [sports.yahoo.com]

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notthequarterback — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:23:03 EST

@racistmascot_inc: [smirk]

then by all means...since you KNOW this chick so well after ONE date with her and some stereotyping...go for it. i'm just trying to help you, friend.

Soothe yourself with that. It's helping me out tonight.

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longefellowes — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:22:45 EST

@Raskolnikov: You know, that's not a really nice way to treat your trusty Koho, my dear. Now, a pair of Bauers, I hear they really take the trim. Incisors, Bicuspids, Canines, the whole lot. I just hope this fella's partial to partials.

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:22:20 EST

@TattooedMess(iah): Ain't no way to get over the last one, like the next one. Make it happen by 3/14 and you'll be set.

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:22:07 EST

Ooh, she is cute.

I have a feeling that saying "I know your brother from the internet" wouldn't go over well, though.

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TattooedMess(iah) — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:21:14 EST

@All: I'll take it all into consideration once I read this again in the afternoon. Too bad I won't make it to Steak and a BJ day.

@Raskolnikov: Use wood. Composites aren't heaving enough for true goon bashing.

@Token_Tennis_Fan: Tell her I'm about to be newly single too.
/all due respect

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:20:59 EST

@TattooedMess(iah): if she flips on you, feel free to flip your shit back.

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:20:54 EST

See, I don't fear spiders at all. The only thing that might happen is I get startled because I'm surprised to see a spider on the wall, but I'd be surprised if there was a bunny rabbit in my bathtub too. Doesn't mean I'm afraid of bunnies.

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:18:54 EST

Saying that "females are females across the board" is oversimplifying things by a great deal. Sure, maybe there are some generalities you can apply to most women, but you absolutely cannot say that you KNOW how this girl will react to the gift giving. Because you don't.

Three people agreeing is hardly a statistical anomaly, anyways.

If the gift giving goes over without a hitch, it's not going to mean you're wrong. It just means that maybe, just MAYBE, I might know more about what to do in MY situation than you do. You know, just maybe.

@racistmascot_inc: [kent.facebook.com]

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Token_Tennis_Fan — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:17:23 EST

She's newly single!

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Raskolnikov — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:17:20 EST

If anyone knows this asshole, lemme know. I have a Koho that needs a pair of incisors.

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Token_Tennis_Fan — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:15:43 EST

@TattooedMess(iah): Why mess around? Don't pretend to feel something you don't.

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:15:37 EST

@TattooedMess(iah): The smart plan* would be to completely avoid her tomorrow.

*maybe not smart

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longefellowes — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:15:31 EST

@racistmascot_inc: Yes, she will wonder if you give all your money to homeless guys. She's from Beachwood. Duh.
The subtext is kind of hard to explain, but it is there. It's just a stupid cultural tag that most Americans have. Sort of ingrained, not unlike, say, a fear of spiders. You might eventually get to the point where you don't scream like a 5 year old girl at the sight of them, but just for a split second, the response is there.
As far as the card bouquet, that's easy. Rubberband some clothespins to some sticks (chopsticks work great, and are cheap/free). Clip the cards into the clothespins, put the stick end into your purchased daisy bouquet, and there you are. Just stay away from red roses, dude. Stick to something low-impact like daisies or carnations.

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:15:13 EST

Is your sister cute? I need a back-up plan if this gift giving thing blows up in my face.

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notthequarterback — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:15:06 EST

@TattooedMess(iah): it's even worse to fake it on v-day if you are planning on dumping her on the 15th.

@Lizabelle: BS. i bet you're just as fun. we'll see :)

@racistmascot_inc: video games and relationships are apples and oranges, friend. we can agree to disagree but females are females across the board. i have no idea what the background is of mrs. jb, kat and longfellowes, but they all pretty much agreed with what i have to say..did i catch a statistical anomaly or is it something intrinsic??

that being said, i'll let you get your gift without saying another word. i would like to hear how it is received, though.

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White Speed Receiver — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:14:54 EST

@TattooedMess(iah): As a person who has been dumped on St. Hallmark's Day, I say kick the bitch to the curb.

(Please not any advice from WSR past 11:30pm central is not meant to be used by a sane person.)

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TattooedMess(iah) — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:14:53 EST

@Athletic Supporter: @kataroo_kangaroo: i was afraid of that. But if she decides to try to flip the script on me I'm fully justified in cursing her out right?

@Token_Tennis_Fan: I had a girlfriend break up with me about an hour after my first car accident. That sucked.

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:14:29 EST

I'd say doing it the day a close relative dies is the worst.

"Yeah, I'm real sorry your dad died. By the way, I don't think we should see each other anymore."

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:13:15 EST

@TattooedMess(iah):

I dunno. Would it be any better to break up with her the day AFTER Valentine's Day? I guess you should try and stick it out until the weekend, but if you can't wait that long, do what you have to do.

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Token_Tennis_Fan — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:12:57 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: Worse than birthday? Christmas? Day grandfather dies?

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:11:54 EST

@TattooedMess(iah): Um, yes. The worst to do it on v-day.

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TattooedMess(iah) — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:11:39 EST

@White Speed Receiver: Noted. @Athletic Supporter: Way ahead of ya.

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:11:32 EST

If that.

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Token_Tennis_Fan — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:11:31 EST

@racistmascot_inc: Well, considering her upbringing, she might.

@longefellowes: My sister works at the Sunglasses Hut there.

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:11:31 EST

@TattooedMess(iah): I'm no pro here, but I would avoid it if possible. If she's the murderous kind, that's the kind of thing that might get her acquitted at trial.

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:10:50 EST

Yes, but how many of those women are spoiled Jewgirls?

I'm sure you know what you're talking about for YOU, but this is my situation, and I'm more apt to go with my gut.

Move it to a more innocuous subject. I guarantee I know more about video games than you, but would I say that I know exactly what video games you would like? Of course not, I don't know enough about your tastes. You're on Deadspin, so given the context, I'd choose a sports game, but even then I could be way off.

Not all gamers are the same, and not all women are the same. You may have more dating experience than me, but you haven't dated THIS girl.

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Lizabelle — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:10:00 EST

@notthequarterback: Yeah we're fun. He's more fun than me. But I have my moments:)

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TattooedMess(iah) — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:09:57 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: Take pictures. Also, I need your opinion: is it mean to break up with my girlfriend on v-day? I'm afraid if I don't do it today I'm gonna snap on her tomorrow and I don't want to go back to being that kind of asshole.