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Frozen Black Hawks

racistmascot_inc — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:00:53 EST

Hunting Valley is the 5th richest area in America by per capita income, but I'm sure they spend all that money on tires and outboard motors they can put on their 15 acre properties.

racistmascot_inc

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BillyMumphry — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 01:51:26 EST

im pretty sure being rich in Ohio means you have the most tires in your yard. Or couches.

BillyMumphry

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Texy — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 22:07:24 EST

@racistmascot_inc: GEOGRAPHY SMACK!

Texy

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 20:23:28 EST

@Texas Gal:

Yes, because you didn't take any unnecessary potshots at Cleveland in the article comments, right?

You're right though, Texas is much classier than the rich eastern suburbs of Cleveland.

racistmascot_inc

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Texy — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 17:20:11 EST

@racistmascot_inc: Not sure why you're commenting here on a totally unrelated article from a totally different website, but... while I wish I could take credit for that article, it was from the brilliant mind of J-Money. She's from West Fuckin' Virginia, so she knows things.

Texy

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Chamomiles Davis — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 17:14:32 EST

As an Eagles fan I can see why our coach is at such odds with this rating system. Zeus is a Greek God, and Andy Reid looks like a goddamned Greek.

Chamomiles Davis

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DougOLis — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 17:00:36 EST

So Brian Billick was fired even though he made the wisest decisions?

DougOLis

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 16:32:09 EST

@Texas Gal:

Just read your old article about attending the ALCS last year.

Good to see you are so open-minded and fair in your assesment of Cleveland. I'm sure the place you grew up in is much nicer than Hunting Valley, because obviously all of us there fuck our sisters and spend half the day at Wal-Mart, right?

racistmascot_inc

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losloseeboy — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 15:25:47 EST

@BillyMumphry:

SAY IT AGAIN, REVEREND!

losloseeboy

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BillyMumphry — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 15:20:21 EST

Omg..an athlete is a christian...that is such a fun thing for me to make laughter at! And so novel. Let's do homogays and muslims next! oh wait, only christianity is in play. Got it.

BillyMumphry

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Kid Canada — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 15:06:16 EST

Commit to the Frozen Indian?

Kid Canada

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kayceebk — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:59:05 EST

@LeagueofShadows: People, we've been over this: Burgundy will read anything you put up on that prompter!!!

/Willardized

kayceebk

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Afino — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:58:13 EST

@Wyshynski:

I realize that, which is also why I included Sporting Blog, considering that's where I'm sure Will got it from.

Afino

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cromartie — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:56:13 EST

Wait a minute? If no one pays to see the Blackhawks indoors, who thinks they would pay to see the Blackhawks outdoors?

Mmmm Frozen Blackhawk! Delicious and ready in about 2 minutes. Thank you Smallpox Infected Blankets!

/fixed
/Bouqueted

cromartie

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twoeightnine — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:56:06 EST

Those Sox didn't retire, they just left the South Side.

twoeightnine

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TheTick — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:44:02 EST

@Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: He forgot the important (in the United States)

TheTick

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Texy — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:42:09 EST

@Lady Andrea: Some people think it was Scott "No Homers" Podsednik that did Lidge in... but it was Albert "Stick It In Your" Pujols that crushed his spirit.

Texy

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Beer-Fart — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:38:53 EST

@I Party With Smoot: If the Hawks want to win they should take the Costanza approach and do everything the opposite of what Bill Wirtz would do.

Beer-Fart

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Lunatic Fringe — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:29:41 EST

/threadjack

Who's doing the live blog of the Gatorade Duels from Daytona ?

/shows self out

Lunatic Fringe

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kayceebk — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:25:16 EST

@Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: "it's dot commmmm!"

kayceebk

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Chad Sexington — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:23:10 EST

What is Brady Quinn's preferred snack on a hot summer day?

Chad Sexington

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:23:06 EST

@MrMoustache: don't you mean "Broken Shell of a Man After the 2005 NLCS Homer" Lidge?

Lady Andrea

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LeagueofShadows — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:22:53 EST

If I were the producer, I would have told him the line is, "I fellate Mike Kryzewski(sp) and Greg Paulus."

LeagueofShadows

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Average-Joe — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:22:23 EST

Mmmm Frozen Blackhawk! Delicious and ready in about 2 minutes. Thank you Sara Lee!

Average-Joe

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MrMoustache — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:22:02 EST

@Rob Iracane: No love for "Lights Out" Lidge?

MrMoustache

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I Party With Smoot — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:21:59 EST

Yea. Wirtz would've gone for this...

I Party With Smoot

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The Gizmo from Pismo — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:21:19 EST

I really can't wait for an athlete to come out and say "thank god? for what? i thank mom and dad for being horny bastards 24 summers ago"

The Gizmo from Pismo

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Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:20:43 EST

@Rob Iracane:
-Oh, hello! I'm Rob Iracane... {whispers} Line?
-{offscreen whispers} Welcome.
-Welcome! ... {whispers} Line?
-{offscreen whispers} To.
-To! ... {whispers} Line?
-{offscreen whispers} Deadspin dot com.
-Something.com!

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

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Camp Tiger Claw — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:19:39 EST

@Rob Iracane: We haven't seen a rivalry like this since the... the.... Cola Wars! That's it thank you.

Camp Tiger Claw

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Rob Iracane — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:17:26 EST

Clare is a junior high school girl.

Rob Iracane

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Whitey Fisk — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:17:14 EST

"But Blackhawks president John McDonough said discussions about Soldier Field have 'been informal on a what-if basis,'' adding, 'I have friends at all of the venues: Wrigley, U.S. Cellular. I think they'd all like to take a run at it.'"

Jeez, don't have it at Wrigley. The Blackhawks will end up trading Patrick Kane for Ernie Broglio.

Whitey Fisk

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Wyshynski — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:16:35 EST

@Afino: I wrote about this on FanHouse yesterday:

"Chances Increase for Chicago Winter Classic"

[sports.aol.com]

You can't blame Will for this one -- the Sporting Blog read the same story I did, saw the same quote from the 'Hawks claiming this was in the "What If?" stages, and decided to declare it official in its headline.

Wyshynski