No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays - Deadspin Comments

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

Ichiro Death Glare — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 08:24:35 EST

@Pretty Much Just Another Ice Sculpture:

"Now I'm done!"

/wipes "milkshake" from his lip

Ichiro Death Glare

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

cromartie — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 15:04:09 EST

@MidwestCoastBias: I hear the crack houses on High Street uptown are charming.

who spends New Year's Eve in Columbus, Ohio?

Well, as we've already learned, morbidly obese autograph seeking women, frequent viewers of porn at libraries, restaurant wait staff who are "taking a break" from Grad School, The Sleepy Rappers, oh, and Andy Katzenmoyer who has nothing better to do.

cromartie

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

LeagueofShadows — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:20:48 EST

@sir_pantsalot: Ah, thank you much, kind sir.

LeagueofShadows

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

Shorty — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:52:55 EST

This is so lame. Move on. Enough of this already. How about some Anchorman jokes?

Shorty

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

A Pimp Named DaveR — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:52:27 EST

@Lindsay Lohans Left Boob: That's unpossible!

A Pimp Named DaveR

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

Lindsay Lohans Left Boob — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:44:32 EST

@Dieter: Nevermind. Rick, not Will. And I figured out the whole apostrophe thing. Me fail English?

Lindsay Lohans Left Boob

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

Lindsay Lohans Left Boob — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:39:17 EST

@Dieter: Byline to what? And how do I change my username to have no apostrophe?

Lindsay Lohans Left Boob

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

sir_pantsalot — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:34:34 EST

@LeagueofShadows:
The number of the points shall be 3 no more no less.
+4
"3 Sir"
+3

/I was lazy earlier

sir_pantsalot

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

LeagueofShadows — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:30:14 EST

@sir_pantsalot: What does that mean? Do I get a +1 or not?

LeagueofShadows

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

kayceebk — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:24:34 EST

@sir_pantsalot: It's more lucrative to lead a group of guys hurling insults outside a bar, but it's more fun as a follower.

kayceebk

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

Mr. Sparkle — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:24:29 EST

Where the hell is Cleveland's only Deadspin HOF member and Ohio's #1 investigative reporter when we need him? Our nations turns our lonely eyes to you Carl Monday.

Mr. Sparkle

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

kayceebk — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:19:36 EST

@PaulimusPrime: Like the back of a Volkswagen?

kayceebk

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

sir_pantsalot — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:19:25 EST

@LeagueofShadows:
+4
-3 sir
+3

sir_pantsalot

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

LeagueofShadows — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:18:29 EST

@sir_pantsalot: Well, he is the Goat Molestor.

LeagueofShadows

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

LeagueofShadows — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:13:48 EST

I imagine it happening like this:

Cop: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Brady Quinn: I don't think I was.
Cop: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Brady Quinn: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Cop: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a quarterback to sample as much peril as I can.
Cop: No, we've got to win the Super Bowl. Come on.
Brady Quinn: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Cop: No. It's unhealthy.
Brady Quinn: I bet you're straight.

LeagueofShadows

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

sir_pantsalot — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:10:59 EST

I dont have proof but Brady was there and he was blowing anything that came along. It is hard to tell but a goat could have slipped in.

sir_pantsalot

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

A Pimp Named DaveR — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:09:14 EST

"So Mr. Quinn, on multiple occasions you have stood aligned directly behind another man's buttocks. That is true, isn't it?"

"Yes sir."

"And at all such times you placed your hands between these mens' legs. That is true, correct?"

"Yes sir."

"And each of these incidents was followed by the gentleman in question handing you, and allowing you to manipulate, one of his balls. That is true, correct?"

"Yes sir."

"Good gracious. Mr. Quinn, you're here telling us UNDER OATH that you're not a gay homosexual, but all we have is lie after lie after lie. I don't know who to believe, but I don't believe you."

/DanBurtonized

A Pimp Named DaveR

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

MidwestCoastBias — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:09:14 EST

@Randall Tex Cobb: +1.

MidwestCoastBias

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

Stev D — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:03:13 EST

Is being #1 on the depth chart a good thing, or is girth more important?

Stev D

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

Chamomiles Davis — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:02:19 EST

Q: In Greece, how do they separate the men from the boys?
A: With a crowbar.

/I'm here all week

Chamomiles Davis

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

Chamomiles Davis — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:01:11 EST

Quinn was about to go on his way home, but his friends were still hurling insults at the club patrons, and he just didn't want to leave his buddies behind.

Chamomiles Davis

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

ArkansasFred — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:00:50 EST

Rep. Barney Frank: Mr. Quinn, today or at any point in the future, would you blow me? Can I blow you? How about just some ass play?

ArkansasFred

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

Randall Tex Cobb — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:00:40 EST

@MidwestCoastBias:
And believe it or not, Columbus is a decent city. Sure, half of Columbus still keeps cows and chickens in their backyards, but the other half don't go to tOSU

Too easy

Randall Tex Cobb

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

Phony Gwynn — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:00:32 EST

Any allegations to the contrary are either untrue or the result of misidentification.

Her, maybe?

[image01.ctvdigital.com]

Phony Gwynn

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

Gourmet Spud — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:59:09 EST

@Rob Iracane:

With Dep. Junior bringing up the rear.

Gourmet Spud

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

MitchKayak — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:59:04 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: no but he did call someone sweet tits.

MitchKayak

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

Phatty — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:58:54 EST

Brady does remember bleeding through in pants in 2001. And 2002, and...

Phatty

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

Fuck Lion — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:56:41 EST

@Doyle McPoyle: +1 The fag man. The what man?

Fuck Lion

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

Rob Iracane — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:56:36 EST

@Gourmet Spud: Was that Lieutenant Dangle?

Rob Iracane

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

Death Blow — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:55:00 EST

I'm sure we all have questions. Like, who spends New Year's Eve in Columbus, Ohio?

must've been hanging with the AJ Hawk; who, if i'm not mistaken, has some sort of relationship with Brady Queen's sister

Death Blow

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

Dieter — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:54:21 EST

@FThat: Yes, and clients of Silky Gerrard.

Dieter

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

UkraineNotWeak aka DelgadoNotWeak — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:54:13 EST

They left out of the story the part where when first approached by the police, Brady Quinn was quoted as saying "Speak to the hand."

UkraineNotWeak aka DelgadoNotWeak

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

Jim_Ed_isabadman — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:54:09 EST

He was not involved in a "physical altercation". At this point pretty much anything just slides right in.

Jim_Ed_isabadman

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

PaulimusPrime — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:53:38 EST

Brady seems more like the kind of guy to be say

"Well, uh, first I'd take you shopping to stores you wanna shop in, and then we'd do a little lunch, probably at the Cheese Haus, followed by some golfing. And then at night, we'd take in an opera, probably Die Fledermaus, and then I'd follow it up with a drive to a secluded beach where I'd pop on the radio and we could slow-dance till the sun came up."

No questioning of orientation. No siree Bob.

PaulimusPrime

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

crazyjoedavola — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:53:24 EST

Brady Quinn, welcome to the no-win scenario. This story is just fabulous by the way.

crazyjoedavola

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

martyfunkhauser — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:52:55 EST

@maison bleu:

I woulda went with Brady Queer but hey that's just me.

martyfunkhauser

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

Dieter — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:52:28 EST

@LLLB: Please check the byline, and consider removing the apostrophe from your name so that one may reply to you.

Dieter

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

FThat — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:51:47 EST

I don't get what the picture has to do with Brady Quinn or the story - must be a reference that old people would get.

FThat

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

Doyle McPoyle — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:51:45 EST

@Gourmet Spud: This post is dedicated to the Steelworkers of America. Keep reaching for that rainbow!

Doyle McPoyle

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

44 in a Row — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:50:46 EST

Honestly, when you get as rough as Brady likes, sometimes it sounds like arguing. Honest mistake.

44 in a Row

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

UkraineNotWeak aka DelgadoNotWeak — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:50:10 EST

Did he ask any of the cops if they were Jewish?

UkraineNotWeak aka DelgadoNotWeak

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

MidwestCoastBias — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:50:07 EST

@StupidAngelos: +1, good use of old Deadspin joke.

And believe it or not, Columbus is a decent city. Sure, half of Columbus still keeps cows and chickens in their backyards, but the other half is a lot of fun.

MidwestCoastBias

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

maison bleu — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:49:08 EST

Aren't you glad you're not LeCharles Bentley? The guy that plays center for the Browns? Between whose ass-cheeks Gay-dy Quinn puts his hands?

maison bleu

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

Dieter — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:49:01 EST

However, Columbus police said when they arrived Quinn was arguing with 32-year-old Jason Thompson.

I seem to recall an event like that a few years ago in Texas that led to a landmark Supreme Court decision.

Dieter

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

Sucko-T — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:48:48 EST

I can't wait till the Browns gets beat by the Packers.

Sucko-T

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

Moobs — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:48:41 EST

Responding to accusations that he hurled throat yogurt at a group of men...

Fixed.

Moobs

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

Gourmet Spud — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:48:32 EST

The incident ended when the cop delivered an authoritative "OHHHH BEHAVE!"

Gourmet Spud

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

sir_pantsalot — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:48:06 EST

Is that a skin flute he is playing in that pic.

sir_pantsalot

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

Lindsay Lohans Left Boob — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:47:52 EST

Oh Will...if you spent time in Columbus you'd know that if you spend NYE in the Short North, you wil easily get laid.

Lindsay Lohans Left Boob

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

UkraineNotWeak aka DelgadoNotWeak — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:47:45 EST

"I wasn't taunting them, I was leading them on. I'm such a tease."

UkraineNotWeak aka DelgadoNotWeak

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

Weed Against Speed — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:46:56 EST

@MattinglysSideburns: Man, that guy gets a (reach)around.

Scott Thompson, that is.

Weed Against Speed

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

Doyle McPoyle — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:46:56 EST

Huddle? What a fag.

Doyle McPoyle

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

Stev D — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:46:43 EST

Guys don't make passes at guys who don't complete passes.

Stev D

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

Cinnamon Girl — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:46:39 EST

@Doctor Lingerie: @Gourmet Spud: @Weed Against Speed: I'm on my knees, from laughing so hard.

Cinnamon Girl

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

rachel_nichols_is_hot — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:46:12 EST

Jay: I still do chicks, so's not to be all the way gay. But tubby here LOVES the cock.
Brady: He sure does look insatiable.

-Butchered Jay & Silent Bob dialogue.

rachel_nichols_is_hot

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

Juancho — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:46:05 EST

Brady Quinn: he has a wide stance.

Juancho

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

Steve518 — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:45:58 EST

When I told them to go blow me, what I really meant that I wanted them to go blow me. Behind the dumpster.
- Brady Quinn

Steve518

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

StupidAngelos — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:45:26 EST

When pressed for further comment, Quinn added, "O AN HE SEXY."

StupidAngelos

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

Cinnamon Girl — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:45:12 EST

@MeSoHornsby: It's all a mis-take. They must have mis-heard, or it was mis-reported, or someone was mis-informed.

Cinnamon Girl

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:44:01 EST

Actually, filming could take place during the season and not really conflict with Brady's schedule.

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

MattinglysSideburns — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:43:58 EST

However, Columbus police said when they arrived Quinn was making out with Scott Thompson.

/Fixed

MattinglysSideburns

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

MyronCopacetic — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:43:52 EST

We haven't heard much from Jason Thompson since he hit 31 home runs for the '82 Pirates. Glad to see him back in the news.

MyronCopacetic

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

Doctor Lingerie — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:43:47 EST

@Gourmet Spud: I'm 100% behind you guys.

Doctor Lingerie

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

Weed Against Speed — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:43:33 EST

@MeSoHornsby: Was his ass bleeding as well?

Weed Against Speed

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

Gourmet Spud — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:43:08 EST

@Weed Against Speed:

You were right on top of that.

Gourmet Spud

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

MeSoHornsby — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:42:21 EST

"Any allegations to the contrary are either untrue or the result of misidentification."

I beleive he meant to say "anyone who says that is misremembering what happened."

MeSoHornsby

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

shea_guevara — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:41:54 EST

"I love my dead Greek son!"

shea_guevara

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

Weed Against Speed — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:41:50 EST

I hope they get to the bottom of this...

I see what you did there, Rick.

Weed Against Speed

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

Pretty Much Just Another Group of Unassuming, Dangling Modifier Words — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:40:56 EST

Myoplex - now in blowjob flavor

Pretty Much Just Another Group of Unassuming, Dangling Modifier Words

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

Dead Air ummm Dead Air — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:40:47 EST

"I thought we were all cool until Rush Limbaugh over here started spewing his hate speech!"

"I'm not Rush Limbaugh!"

"Oh, so now you hate fat people too!"

-butchered Mallrats dialouge.

Dead Air ummm Dead Air

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

Randall Tex Cobb — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:39:55 EST

Who spends New Year's Eve in Columbus?

People from Youngstown.

Randall Tex Cobb

No, You've Got It All Wrong, Fellas. Brady Quinn LOVES The Gays

Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:39:19 EST

Silly media... he wasn't heckling the gays, he was hitting on them!

Le Kangourou de Kataroo