Aramis, Professional Two-Sport Star - Deadspin Comments

Aramis, Professional Two-Sport Star

RonZookonRedBull — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 17:58:17 EST

Makes one wonder how Aramis Ramirez, PROFESSIONAL COCKFIGHTER can coexist in the same clubhouse with Carlos Zambrano, PROFESSIONAL COCK.

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sitbackrelaxstrapitdown — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 16:18:58 EST

Just one?

-Jesus Shuttlesworth

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AsbestoHawk — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 15:33:31 EST

You can't graduate from KU without sleeping with a Tri-Delt. Not allowed.

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Afino — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 15:22:08 EST

@Herbies_Wingman:

At least it wasn't Omega Mu.

Afino

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Herbies_Wingman — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 15:20:24 EST

I once had sex with an Alpha Mu.....
/discouraged

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Chamomiles Davis — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 14:43:51 EST

@A Pimp Named Daver4470: Actually, yeah, kinda.

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 14:40:27 EST

@Chamomiles Davis: Yeah, but do you think Wallace was fouled?

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Chamomiles Davis — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 14:38:59 EST

I believe Wallace didn't get fouled.
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I believe Wallace didn't get fouled.

Chamomiles Davis

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ringitupwiththedongtea — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 14:36:28 EST

@The Gizmo from Pismo:
I wish, competing against girls from Mich and OSU, I give us an even chance. Perhaps he will go to PSU, and after his redshirt season and 3 years of "tutelage" under Jay Paterno, has a remarkable year in 2012.

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Dan Daoust — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 14:33:01 EST

Andre Reed should be in the Hall of Fame.

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Rock You Like An Iracane — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 14:23:19 EST

I have it here that he goes to Oregon and Phil Knight promises him the moon.

No, like the actual moon. Just do it, Terrelle.

And it's Bleacher Report, not The Bleacher Report. I edit there.

Rock You Like An Iracane

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The Gizmo from Pismo — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 14:20:37 EST

Some of those comments were hilarious though.

I say he ends up at Penn State.

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Doyle McPoyle — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 14:17:17 EST

@SteveJeltzFan: A Tri-Lam, now that's a whole other issue.

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SteveJeltzFan — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 14:15:40 EST

Big deal, even I had sex with a Tri-Delt in college, and I suck at football.

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 14:14:47 EST

Patrick Murphy is the Jeannette Rankin of this Congress.

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 14:11:10 EST

Does Gammons make that noise like cats do when they are in heat? Because that would be real irritating.

Weed Against Speed

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Afino — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 14:10:18 EST

Also similar: Len Pasquarelli, Jabba the Hutt.

Afino