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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition: The Lost Photographs

IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 15:26:34 EST

IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 15:05:06 EST

@Im a people person. Who drinks.: Doesn't Leitch live in Brooklyn? Think Daulerio inaugurated the manoeuvre ("Brooklyn Decker") on a visit to his benefactor's flat?

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

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BreakfastBourbon — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 14:12:03 EST

@Lady Andrea: The setting says "sleaze" but the shorts verge on "never-nude." I think that's Phillip Litt's mohawked brother.

BreakfastBourbon

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twoeightnine — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:53:20 EST

It's not as hard as you would think to work on one of these shoots. The only thing that hurts is when you have to remove the tape from your dick and thighs.

twoeightnine

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muggsybogues — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:43:03 EST

@racistmascot_inc: I'm shocked and appalled that I'd get compared to Tucker Max. Shocked, appalled, and flattered. And confused. And sleepy. And pretty hungry, sort of bored, and definitely ready for the weekend.

More Marissa Miller, please.

muggsybogues

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:27:48 EST

But if you're someone who watched the entire Clemens hearing yesterday

Uh oh -- Rick's caught in a temporal distortion again....

A Pimp Named DaveR

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dismalScientist — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:27:03 EST

@TebowWearsJorts: I also like the Hawaiian Calzone. Yes, I completely made it up, but it sounds so dirty, yet cheesy and sweet.

dismalScientist

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gunga galunga gunga - gunga galunga — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:22:24 EST

@muggsybogues: If we are gonna talk about sex moves to pull on these girls let's not leave out the Phillipino Firefighter, Abe Lincoln, and the dreaded Alaskan Fire Dragon.

gunga galunga gunga - gunga galunga

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racistmascot_inc — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:16:33 EST

@muggsybogues:

Is that an excerpt from Tucker Max's new book?

racistmascot_inc

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racistmascot_inc — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:15:14 EST

@dismalScientist:

No, I think I sort of agree. Supermodels by nature have to be sort of unique looking, and most of them are also incredibly tall.

They aren't "normal" hot girls, in other words.

racistmascot_inc

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dismalScientist — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:13:33 EST

I know it's probably heresy round these parts, but I would agree with 2 g's Easterbrook that cheerleaders and those of athletic ilk are much more my type. Maybe I'm just gay.

dismalScientist

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Slothrop — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:10:46 EST

@Clare:

Julie Campbell: alive, dead, or Jewish?

Slothrop

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UkraineNotWeak — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:10:16 EST

@Doyle McPoyle:

The Kataroo Kangaroo, does that involve a counter clockwise swirl at the end?

UkraineNotWeak

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Afino — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:09:21 EST

@Sarcastro:

Was mocking that Time magazine lady. Didn't do the "/insert name" at the end because I forgot her name.

Afino

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Clare — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:08:56 EST

Well, aside from the crushing sense of inadequacy I'd feel by spending my workday with those beautiful glamazons, I would absolutely love to work on these photo shoots. I watch the "The Making of the SI Swimsuit Issue" special every year and I totally want the job that the crazy old bat who produces the shoots has.

Clare

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micke — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:08:27 EST

Need more pootie shots.

micke

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muggsybogues — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:07:23 EST

@Doyle McPoyle: so you're giving to her from behind, right? And then right as you're about to cum, you pull out and bash her in the head with a brick. Take the pieces of brick that crack off, put them on white bread with mustard. Jizz on the mustard. When she wakes up, if she wakes up, feed her the sandwich.

That, my friends, is a Brooklyn Decker.

muggsybogues

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Sid Bream Was Out — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:07:04 EST

None of these models had to use HGH.

Sid Bream Was Out

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StartingAces — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:06:19 EST

@the.munson: Hooray for sandy side boob!
If I ever decide to give up my life on the land and become a transvestite pirate, I think you've helped me decide on a name.

StartingAces

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Im a people person. Who drinks. — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:06:04 EST

@Slothrop: I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Im a people person. Who drinks.

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IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:05:24 EST

And, unless everything I've learned about my life in 34 years is wrong, I'm sure they'll be taken off Flickr before I get home tonight to check them out. Damn office Web Nazis.

IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing

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Slothrop — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:04:12 EST

@UkraineNotWeak:

I hope it has pastrami, the sexiest of the salted cured deli meats.

Slothrop

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Doyle McPoyle — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:03:51 EST

@TheJizzone: Brooklyn Decker sounds like one of those ridiculous sex moves, like the Cleveland Steamer, the Dutch Oven, the Boston Massacre, or the Kataroo Kangaroo.

Doyle McPoyle

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Im a people person. Who drinks. — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:03:49 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: I disagree. It sounds like some extra sadistic twist on the already legendary "upper decker."

Im a people person. Who drinks.

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UkraineNotWeak — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:02:43 EST

@TheJizzone:

Sounds like a sandwich at a kosher deli.

UkraineNotWeak

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racistmascot_inc — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:02:05 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo:

I think LA meant she couldn't look away from the creepy guy in that picture.

racistmascot_inc

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Babcocksure — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:01:14 EST

Brooklyn Decker - horrible name, incredible body

Babcocksure

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UkraineNotWeak — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:00:23 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo:

Have any photos of that?

UkraineNotWeak

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Slothrop — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:59:47 EST

@Lady Andrea:

so taking pictures for SI really is as glamorous as it sounds.

/peels away corneas

Slothrop

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Herbies_Wingman — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:59:41 EST

love that Julie Henderson
Boner4life

Herbies_Wingman

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:56:44 EST

@Lady Andrea: My best friend and I looked at the issue last night during our snuggle fest and just drooled.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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racistmascot_inc — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:56:27 EST

@theballadofrickeyfoggie:

We need a picture of someone taking a picture of a mirror, then the internets would explode.

racistmascot_inc

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Lady Andrea — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:54:37 EST

@Candygram: I'm a girl and I couldn't look away. Like some evil demon who captured my soul.

Lady Andrea

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theballadofrickeyfoggie — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:54:22 EST

pictures of people taking pictures. how meta.

theballadofrickeyfoggie

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Doyle McPoyle — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:53:35 EST

@Candygram: Thankfully it was just the hairbrush sticking out.

Doyle McPoyle

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shea_guevara — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:51:44 EST

@Candygram: It was hard to concentrate on the lady bits with the weird, hairy, shirtless guys eye-humping her.

shea_guevara

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the.munson — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:51:26 EST

Hooray for sandy side boob!

the.munson

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racistmascot_inc — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:51:19 EST

@44 in a Row:

I don't understand why they aren't forced to wear shirts.

racistmascot_inc

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:50:15 EST

@shea_guevara: Actually, I think that one is for his pubic lice. The brush for the girl is shoved up his ass.

Weed Against Speed

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Sarcastro — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:49:55 EST

@Afino: Your problem being?

Sarcastro

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44 in a Row — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:49:48 EST

I don't understand why the guys aren't allowed to wear shirts.

44 in a Row

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racistmascot_inc — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:49:44 EST

@Lady Andrea:

Man, looking at the guy on the left, it's a wonder these ladies can keep their concentration and composure. How are they not driven mad with lust?

racistmascot_inc

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Scout — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:49:38 EST

@ref="#c4236881">shea_guevara: I'm a girl and I wasn't even looking at that guy, let alone what is sticking out of his waistband!

Scout

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shea_guevara — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:47:43 EST

@Lady Andrea: "Yes, that's exactly where I want my hairbrush in between takes: in the sweaty waistband of the weasly balding guy with the faux-hawk"

shea_guevara

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Jankie — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:47:37 EST

Shirtless Brind'amour...Step-on-me Tanner & Kimmy Gibbler...Nude Backgammon with Elle MacPherson photos.

This afternoon has gotten infinitely better.

Jankie

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racistmascot_inc — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:46:47 EST

I'd really think being the painter would be the ultimate blue balls job. You get so close to it, but you know you have 0 chance at the real thing.

racistmascot_inc

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Afino — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:46:23 EST

It's just a bunch of porn.

Afino

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ASox — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:46:21 EST

The picctures of cars covered in snow are so hot.

ASox

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Scout — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:46:17 EST

50,000 page views by midnight.

Scout

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Herbies_Wingman — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:45:32 EST

for = more....fuck

Herbies_Wingman

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peytonloveskenny — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:45:27 EST

I really need to become a photographer and/or body painter. Screw this chemistry bullshit.

peytonloveskenny

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Herbies_Wingman — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:45:23 EST

needs for boobs

Herbies_Wingman

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Lady Andrea — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:45:07 EST

Okay, this one, in all its glory, should've totally been included in the magazine: [www.flickr.com]

Lady Andrea

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UkraineNotWeak — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:44:31 EST

Can't access Flickr at work. Must quit job.

UkraineNotWeak

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Jay-C — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:44:26 EST

I was hoping for more Danica...especially the one where she dumps the husband who's stopping her from posing nude...

Jay-C