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Zapp Brannigan's Girdle — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 00:41:53 EST

@Creepy Old Man: I think so. He was a sports anchor during the first season.

Creepy Old Man — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 14:10:58 EST

Wasn't there an early episode that involved Danny suiting up with the Golden State Warriors as part of some "Wake Up San Francisco" sweeps hijinks? That would be sports-related, except for the part about the Warriors, wouldn't it?

Creepy Old Man

Zapp Brannigan's Girdle — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:14:01 EST

@Tuffy: ...Stephanie agrees to hold a package for Michael Irvin until he can pick it up "when the heat's off".

Fixed that for ya.

@Ray: I thought Superman stole it from Full House. I remember thinking at the time that they were REALLY reaching for ideas.

Zapp Brannigan's Girdle

JB* — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:02:52 EST

@Kid Canada: I think I read where she has taken to working on Born Again Christian material, like her brother, so she probably spent the game praying for your soul.

To be damned.

JB*

JB* — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:01:51 EST

Was the St. Peters book reading and after party that rough of an evening?

JB*

Kid Canada — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:55:53 EST

I once went to a Leafs game against Montreal when Valeri Bure (Pavel's brother & Candace Cameron's husband) still played for the Canadiens. My buddy and I noticed that Candace and some of her friends were sitting directly behind us. We decided to heckle Valeri Bure all game to see if she'd say anything to us. We were vicious but she didn't say anything.

Moral of the story - Candace Cameron agrees that her husband played hockey the same way he sucked dick, like a girly figure skater.

Kid Canada

Herbies_Wingman — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:48:38 EST

What about the one where Bob Saget told the joke from The Aristocrats.

Herbies_Wingman

Ray — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:46:36 EST

@Candygram: Taking "Cut.It.Out" to a whole 'nother level.

Ray

Scout — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:45:15 EST

Highest Rated Episode: Guest star Alanis Morissette castrates Uncle Joey with an ice pick and salad tongs.

Scout

MeSoHornsby — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:45:10 EST

@44 in a Row: I burn more calories doing that than just about anything else.

MeSoHornsby

racistmascot_inc — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:43:28 EST

@44 in a Row:

You really want Will to bring back the "competitive wanking" tag?

racistmascot_inc

Ray — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:43:05 EST

No mention of the episode where DJ took off her new blue sweater to play soccer and it got shredded by a lawnmower and then convinced Stephanie to help her steal a new one. That's a travesty.

Ray

BloggyMcBlogBlog — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:42:54 EST

@Brazil Thrill: She had all her teeth. She's not a true meth-head.

BloggyMcBlogBlog

44 in a Row — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:42:04 EST

What about the one where DJ was furiously working out so she could look hot in a bathing suit for a pool party? That had some sports-like moments in it.

So we're calling "masturbating in front of the TV" a sport now?

44 in a Row

Brazil Thrill — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:40:17 EST

@44 in a Row: Yeah, that's what happens when you do a Google image search and post the link without checking. Mah bad.

Brazil Thrill

MeSoHornsby — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:40:15 EST

What about the one where DJ was furiously working out so she could look hot in a bathing suit for a pool party? That had some sports-like moments in it.

MeSoHornsby

Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:40:02 EST

I remember crying when Full House ended. And when I finally went to San Fran last year, the ONLY thing I wanted to see was the Full House house. And I did. And it was glorious.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

Lady Andrea — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:39:36 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: no amount of fantasizing should EVER involve Kimmy Gibler. Dude. DJ Tanner, sure. But Kimmy? I feel gross.

Lady Andrea

Brazil Thrill — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:38:38 EST

@Brazil Thrill: Errr... just realized that picture is linked to a NSFW site. This one's safe.

Brazil Thrill

Its The Beer Talking — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:38:33 EST

That list is incomplete without the episode where Michelle participated in the Soapbox Derby race.

Its The Beer Talking

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:38:29 EST

What about that episode where Kimmy and DJ become attracted to the new female gym teacher?

Was I just imagining that episode?

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

44 in a Row — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:38:05 EST

Sure, Brazil Thrill, I'll go right ahead and click on a link to a picture hosted on "porn-host.org". Because I really do want to get fired today.

44 in a Row

Ray — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:37:00 EST

8. Danny has been spending a lot of time with his squash partner.

Ray

Weed Against Speed — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:35:45 EST

John Stamos always wanted to incorporate some water sports into an episode. Sadly, it was not to be.

Weed Against Speed

Brazil Thrill — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:34:58 EST

Well, at least Jodie Sweetin isn't a terrible looking meth addict.

Brazil Thrill

Sliderofdeath — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:33:44 EST

Striking out her boyfriend? How rude

Sliderofdeath

44 in a Row — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:33:23 EST

Could we maybe get Berman to narrate each of these episodes? Otherwise there's no way to really know which one was best.

44 in a Row

Ray — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:33:03 EST

2. Michelle falls off a horse.

They stole that from Superman.

Ray

Tuffy — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:32:13 EST

#14: On a very special episode, Michelle agrees to hold a package for Michael Irvin until he can pick it up "when the heat's off".

Tuffy

Kid Canada — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:31:13 EST

Luckily falling off the horse didn't prevent that Olsen twin from growing up as a normal, well-adjusted member of society.

Affirmed.

Kid Canada