<![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> how do you spell butterface? e-r-i-n a-n-d-r-e-w-s.

The Diesel

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @Big Daddy Drew: True. Or offer her a position on camera for spreading legs. meh....either works.

The Diesel

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> still no picture of what they did to the rest of the big cardboard Erin Andrews?

TheGeneral

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> Does it count as a threesome if I just have sex with Holly Rowe?

cromartie

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @André Roussimoff: And I'm sure she's going to need all 12 toes to make it through the night, eh?

cromartie

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @Cinnamon Girl: Well, you're going to need a guy and I just happen to know one in need of a good time.

cromartie

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> she is definitely very hitable. a great rack on her but i like a little more backside on my women

Jose Reyes

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @The Fan's Attic: Wit is good. It's a very attractive quality.

Go for it!

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> NONINVISIBUL ERIN ANDRUS!

/had to do it, sorry.

NovakAintNoJokovic

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> I'd say Berman's more likely to rev the engines if she's got a boyfriend/husband/significant exclusive other.

francois_leroux_speedskater

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> Dude, her head is way too big. It doesn't look that big on TV. Disappointing.

whodatmaninablacksedan

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @Chamomiles Davis: Zeke Mowatt is intrigued by this.

The Sports Hernia

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @Candygram: how about my Scottish wit? i could give her that.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @The Sports Hernia: If it's death by snoo-snoo, stand back, fellas. I'll go first.

From Melissa's Wikipedia entry:


In October of 2004, Stark left ESPN after an internal affairs issue. According to sources, Stark's behavior was causing some dissonance among the male anchors. Head anchor Chris "Boomer" Berman reportedly had a conversation with Stark asking her to stop "spooning it out" to the likes of Trey Wingo and Craig Kilborn. However, the etymology of the term "spooning it out" is still unclear.

/Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @Lady Andrea: I don't think Klein has bathed since he gave La Russa the finger.
And right back at ya!

metalmaniac

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> Well, you're not getting any younger and you're getting a little soft around the edges. Ah, damn. Are you going make me say it? Pretty much I'm you're last chance!

callme?

Ladies love Fennis

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @The Sports Hernia: Kill us with dysentery, maybe.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @MurrayHewitt: Cheer up, Murray. Let's go and get an ice cream.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> While you guys are fawning all over Andrews, I've got Linda Cohn to myself.

André Roussimoff

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @The Fan's Attic: No need. You can't offer her what she wants with your big man-chest avatar.

Erin, drop me a line and I'll see if I can work out something with Jodie Foster for you.

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> Erin, I'm sorry. You're just not my type. Best of luck in all your romantic endeavors. Seriously, I'm not into you at all.
/ReversePsych

rachel_nichols_is_hot

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> Melissa Stark wants to kill all of you.

The Sports Hernia

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @Lady Andrea: I see. So all of those commenters with their numerous and detailed Brady Quinn jokes are really just publicly venting their desire to be his Bracelet Buddy...

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @Candygram: because we like her.

Erin, if you read this, feel free to drop me a private message on my profile page.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @Candygram: Damn, forgot to click private.

The Sports Hernia

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @Chamomiles Davis: What's this?

MurrayHewitt

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @J-No: Thanks! Check yours. (Don't really need to. It also says Thanks!)

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @Candygram: because her being gay would not matter to anyone on this board. Everyone likes hot lesbians too.

The Gizmo from Pismo

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @Candygram: they aren't jokes, they are fantasies. And I'm sure there are plenty.

@metalmaniac: ....is he reputed to not wash his limbs? And good avatar!

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @theballadofrickeyfoggie: Hell, he's tagging Stacey Dales on the side.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> "dating...but not exclusively dating"

Wow, I'd hate to be the guy that thought we were.

theballadofrickeyfoggie

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> And how come there aren't any Erin Andrews is GAY jokes like there are with other sports celebrities?

Especially since she hasn't been seen with a boyfriend in quite awhile, if ever?

Hmmmm...why is that?

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> Guest list for the Atlanta stop on the book tour:
Erin Andrews

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @Chamomiles Davis: I hope we aren't blind.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> Dear Erin,

May I interest you in an evening of Foghat, boxed wine and dry humping?

Regards.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @Herbies_Wingman: I was with ya 'til the end. But 2G1C will never be good for anybody.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @Candygram: Check your mail.

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> I'd do her. And I think she's good at her job too. Better than the Goose, anyway.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> Listen, guys, Erin ain't gonna spread for no roses.

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @Lady Andrea: You're actually Steve Klein, aren't you?

metalmaniac

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> I'd eat her butt

After she ran a marathon

On the sun

manischevz

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> I would love to see Erin Andrews and Stacy Dales in 2girls1cup

Herbies_Wingman

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @UpstateUnderdog: Me too, Underdog. But are we blind?

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> You're with me, giant cardboard head.

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> In other news, February is easily the slowest sports month.

alftime

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> Unfortunately for Erin Andrews I'm a happily married man

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @StupidAngelos: Hmmm, the Snorg Tees girl...

Cinnamon Girl

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @Candygram:
Brazil Thrill on Feb 14, 2008 (Private)

I am making this message private. Which is different than making a message with my privates.

At least since yesterday.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver,...:
Biz Markie told me to never talk to a girl who says she just has a "friend".

Its The Beer Talking

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> The dude in the orange hat is playing it cool until he has a chance to be alone with her.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> On the other hand, you still have no shot with the Snorg Tees girl.

StupidAngelos

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: That's fine. turn the overhead lights off, keep a spotlight on erin andrews. roll tape.

I'll watch it with my favorite ESPN chick..Stacey Dales.

The Gizmo from Pismo

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> Hey?

Since when can you send "PRIVATE" messages to a fellow commenter on their profile page?

I swear that wasn't there like 5 minutes ago...

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: But she comes with your choice of toppings!

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> Geek love? Speak for yourself, Lucas.

The Sports Hernia

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> Headline courtesy of Lloyd Christmas.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: I do believe God invented the paper bag for a reason.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> ...but I'm not exclusively dating"
That's also my line. She definitely knows how to pimpette it.
David Wright is a "good friend". So many times is that? Only 5?

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: and Pam Ward is the dude

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> If I was a girl, I would totally do her scissors-style.

G.G.

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> I would so take her to Boston Market.

GungaGalunga

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @Jerkwheat: the catch is the other lady is Linda Cohn.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> She's so hot, I'd eat the strawberries out of her yeast infection.

SEXY ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @J-No: Nah, not at all. All in good fun.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @Weed Against Speed: it's a lady-man-lady

HOWEVAH...

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @Carlton_Whitfield:

"So you don't want a fish sandwich?"

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @Civil Negligence: Fucking Murray.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> She touched my arm and called me sweetheart. I have not washed that arm since.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @Christmas Ape: yes, and those tiny ears. she's SO ugly.

SagerBombs

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @Weed Against Speed: Wow, this is awkward.

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @Matt_T: "Listen, my car, uh, doesn't exist... the bus is what we will be taking."

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> Look at that crooked smile.

Christmas Ape

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> Not exclusively dating? Doesn't that mean she's a kielbasa-queen slut-bot?

Or does that assessment of "non-exclusive" daters only apply to Jaime-Lynn Spears?

/does not think Erin Andrews is torn up from the florn up
/not defending Jaime-Lynn
/ticked at the irrational assessments of chastity based more (only?) on how much you think someone is cool, as opposed to how they are
/shits pants

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @Weed Against Speed: not that you have a vested interest or anything like that...

parker91

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> Dear Scott Van Pelt-

Can you hook a brother up? Lemme know...

SagerBombs

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> hey Erin

/EDSBS

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @Chamomiles Davis: Both options are still better than those 'man-man-lady' threesomes your band manager keeps setting you up with.

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> Hey baby, would you like a fish sandwich?

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @Chamomiles Davis: I guess I'd like to know as well...

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> Erin, when you read this send me a message, we can get together and I can show you my O face. In like...9.5 seconds......get it, premature ejaculation? Holla.

SonofSpurrier

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> I would fuck her until my spooge dribbled out of her nostrils.

And then, we'd cuddle.

SEXY ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> This was obviously before a strategically placed hole was cut in the cardboard.

Ray

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> @Cinnamon Girl: Do you mean a lady-man-lady threesome, or a lady-lady-lady threesome? I just want to make sure I understand the conditions. Either way, I'd stand to applaud if I were able to right now.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> If you spike her drink with a little deux deux deux, she's definitely not exclusive.

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> It appears she has a big head about the whole thing.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> The guy on the right no longer has a shot with any girl after they see this photo.

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> the only Fathead worth ordering.

Nacho Friendly

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> This is great news, next time I see her I'll be sure to take my shot.

What... oh right I live in the rural Midwest, never mind.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> No... Sure, why not?... No...

Marth

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> Thanks for letting us "gals" have a chance too - I've always said, that's one I'd consider a threesome for.

Cinnamon Girl

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> If furnished with the opportunity, I would tear that pussy up.

SEXY ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> Yes to the cardboard

Midwestern-City_Water-Vapor

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> I think she's being pretty realistic; another piece of eye candy will eventually take her place, so she shouldn't get too conceited.

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[You Still Have A Shot With Erin Andrews]]> ERIN ANDREWS IS THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER

Rob Iracane

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