<![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again? - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again? - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> Nevermind. Works in IE.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> Nothing here on any of my browsers.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> I'm using Firefox and it's working fine for me. I let Will know about the problem. Hopefully it'll get cleared up soon.

Christmas Ape

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> I'm having that problem too. I cannot get the updated page through Firefox, but I can with Explorer. Not sure how much of a problem this is. Plenty of people don't seem to have any difficulties.

The new posts are also on Christmas Ape's profile page.

[deadspin.com]

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Candygram: I don't see anything past this article.

L

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> There are several posts up for today, but they aren't visible on the main page to me.

Anyone else not seeing anything past this DUAN article?

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> Helloooo??

Xmas Ape, are you there?

(crickets)

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @StevePerryPsychOut: by Robert, I meant Roger. But, him too, probably.

StevePerryPsychOut

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Tracy Ham and Eggs as Played by Walter Mondale: C. That guy can't have that much cash anymore. In the scenario that I envision, he'd make it rain with a bunch of Sacajewa dollar coins then leave suddenly with most of his tab unpaid. Some bouncer would try to stop him, then someone in his crew would start firing a Mac-10 at random. Carnage would ensue, Robert Goodell would suspend Pac-Man and then tell the injured to go fuck themselves.

/making up for missing DUAN.

StevePerryPsychOut

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> Did someone monkey-nap Christmas Ape?

HazelMaesLandingStrip

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Tracy Ham and Eggs as Played by Walter Mondale: Position yourself behind some form of bullet shield (organic or inorganic).

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Tracy Ham and Eggs as Played by Walter Mondale: I hope we get a full story tomorrow.

JB*

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> Someone needs to get Rudy Giuliani's opinion on Jason Kapono.

Though if Jose Calderon was an all-star, Jamario Moon would have made the finals interesting.

Oh well at least Chris Bosh is gonna be the MVP for the big game.

/end Homerism

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Definitely. How do you explain dunking in your socks, the same dunk you just done?
Fkn Jamario Moon would have at least not given up even after seeing Superman that HOward

@Tracy Ham and Eggs as Played by Walter Mondale: Shouldn't you be in a station for witness questioning right now?

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes: I think Gerald Green was high during the contest. His dunks made no sense.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Tracy Ham and Eggs as Played by Walter Mondale: D. Put on your bulletproof vest and pray.

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> OK gang, Might be a little to late for most of you but here is a scenario that came up tonight.

You are at an adult entertainment establishment. A few minutes after you arrive and order your first drink PacMan Jones walks in.
Do you:

A. Buy him a drink and try to buddy up, since you know hes gonna attract all the girls and probably run a nice tab.

B. Go to the other side of the club to avoid the chaos that surrounds him.

C. Chug your beer, say screw the cover and leave as quickly as possible.

Steve Trachsel, Ace

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Bed Bath and Jihad: Wow. Dwight Howard brought it.

/ESPN.com Featured Comment Quality

Seriously though, he upped the ante with every dunk and showed more imagination than I've seen in a very long time. Makes me sad that I have enough of a life to miss it.

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @44 in a Row:

At least she's not a good actress, that would make it even more unbearable.

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Chloroform Monster:

I used to work at Gamestop. I think I probably lost more money buying games than I earned working there. Oh, but I had a blast giving bad game recs to clueless parents.

"He has a GBA and you want to get him Castlevania? That's gay. Get him Dual Blades. Trust me, he'll love you for it."

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes: checkout www.nba.com They have pics and video. Also, ESPN and FoxSports should as well. Nothing on YouTube yet.

You heard correctly, it was probably the best dunk contest this decade, easily.

Bed Bath and Jihad

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> Is there video of the dunk contest on the webs yet? I didn't see it but hear there were some very inventive dunks.

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> I'm tired. Night everyone who is still here.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Lizabelle: agreed. give berman a bottle of heaven hill and turn that guy loose.

The Diesel

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> Alright, peace out all.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> Okay, there is nothing lamer than what I did this evening, which was to listen to the slam dunk contest on the radio. In my defense, I was riding my bike at the time and it was what was on our sports station.

IchiroSuzukiSamurai

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> Nope, I think it's the end. At least, it is for me. Time to pass out on the couch.

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> So is this the end? Or just Nibble being a punk ass bitch?

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @JB*: *head tilted to the left, stethoscope* It'd never work, they'd never be able to find enough catfood.

Chloroform Monster

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> off as well. Mrs.JB may or may not stay and carry on.

JB*

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> drugs working. barely can type. night all and jb's missus.

/benadryled out.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @UkraineNotWeak: Good thing there's plenty of seats in here.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @JB*:

Already there!!

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Fat-Fat: We saw something shiny, we're easily distracted.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Yostal:
You too. ;)

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @kataroo_kangaroo: She giggled, so I think the feeling is mutual.

And we now let all the other readers let their minds wander...

JB*

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> I guess I went over the edge and everyone moved on but me. Sorry.

Fat-Fat

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> Oh God!! The Big Chill is on TCM. Someone kill it, please!!!

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> OK, I am out for the evening ladies and gentlemen. Enjoy the rest of your night.

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Chloroform Monster: Die Sauerkraut ist in mein Lederhosen.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @JB*: AOL's dirty rival should steal that and use it.

Aw, I would have thought that was super cute too. I have the biggest girl crush on your wife.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> Danica McKellar depresses me the same way Natalie Portman does: both incredibly hot, and both incredibly smart. Natalie Portman was a Westinghouse (or I guess it's Intel now) semifinalist, for crying out loud.

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Hank Scorpio: Hah, all those polish/german words sound like they are straight out of a cheesy porno or a high school locker room. Hefeweizen?, just shut up and admit you are trying to say penis!

Chloroform Monster

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @JB*: Not the legacy I was aiming for.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Athletic Supporter: Athletic Support FTW.

I will also say, wandering through the K*B Toy Outlet just to see what has been deeply discounted is hilarious. I nearly bought the copy of Spanish Scrabble. And SceneIt In Spanish. Because everything is funnier in Spanish.

But mostly, I enjoyed the knockoffs of the real board games, including my favorite: Imperfection.

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @JB*: Yeah the dressing me cute ended when I was tall enough to wear men's clothing in 2nd grade.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Hank Scorpio: I giggle that every time one posts, they see "You have pussy cancer."

JB*

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @kataroo_kangaroo: It's also BabyJB*s name, so the wife thought it would be oh-so-cute-and-adorable to buy him all clothes.... with his name on it!... as a kid. If she had not come to her senses, he would end up getting beat up regularly.

Well, until he breaks five foot in about two and a half years

JB*

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> alright gang, I'm going to bed where the missus and the dog have likely left me with a sliver of the bed for myself.

later folks.

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Chloroform Monster: If pirogi isn't an euphemism it should be.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Athletic Supporter: Probably the first time those words have ever been typed.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @JB*: but oh so cute and cuddly for a 3 month old....

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Yostal: I completely understand.

@kataroo_kangaroo: I'd move into Williams-Sonoma and never leave.

And my nieces love Gymboree stuff.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Athletic Supporter:

Winnie Cooper!!!

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @kataroo_kangaroo: Carter's is evil!

JB*

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Hank Scorpio: Good thing I got myself a math minor in college :)

Athletic Supporter v0.42beta

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Athletic Supporter: Yes. And her two appearances on HIMYM were two of the best episodes.

JB*

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @kataroo_kangaroo: That's how I feel about gamestop. "HOLY CRAP I FOUND 20 BUCKS?! I can get food and see a movie.. or I can buy a used ds game. Nah, gamestop is so far away." It's like my apathy doubles as my financial model. It's a sweet deal.

Chloroform Monster

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Athletic Supporter: We can definitely agree on that one. No question about it. I'm just afraid she'd make me do a word problem to get to her shrimp boat.

Not good at math.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Hank Scorpio: "Let's see how your red snapper, likes this red snapper!". Part of me is always sad there hadn't been a polish groupie and a similar situation with a pirogi.

Chloroform Monster

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @UkraineNotWeak: i used to be into polo, but not so much anymore. we have one here. williams-sonoma would kill me (even though i don't cook i love gadgets). the worst actually here is children's place, carter's, osh kosh b'gosh, gymboree... my niece needs absolutely NO clothing, but everything's so pretty and cute and cheap.

luckily nordstrom rack is 20 minutes away instead 2.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> I'm far far away from any outlet malls, it takes forever to get to the one Yostal is talking about (and I never knew existed) Michigan City is scary, and Columbus is the other end of the state.

Sigh.

Round mound of repound

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Hank Scorpio: The only former kid actress I'll agree to is this one..

[www.stuffmagazine.com]

Athletic Supporter v0.42beta

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @kataroo_kangaroo: Yeah, well, there's an Eddie Bauer outlet at one of the real malls near my house, so I have to limit myself to two visits a year.

@Hank Scorpio: Yes. It turned out it was just a store for pickle lovers. I had to leave because I hate pickles and the store smelled of them.

@Jerkwheat: They're also Adrian's first round playoff opponent next week.

@Yinka Double Dare: Wow, I knew about the Friday win, but yeah, that's a nice cushion. I'd still like to at least win the game at the Joe, fo sho. But yes, some wiggle room indeed, until we remember that Michigan closes the season with Ferris.

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> blood trench

/sorry

Fat-Fat

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> Red snapper.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @kataroo_kangaroo:

North Georgia outlets. 35 minutes from my house. All you mentioned plus Ralph Lauren, Brooks Brothers, Eddie Bauer, Williams-Somoma, Pottery Barn, Tommy Hifiger, Nautica, Nike, etc.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> screw your outlets (although I have excellent outlets 25 minutes away...)

I've got Tysons Corner Center and a Filene's within 5 minutes of my place - I got all the clearance action I need right here

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Jerkwheat: Only at Vaginas Up All Night.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> Clarification: #14 = Awesome.

The Diesel

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Yostal: Big, big thanks to Ferris State for sweeping Miami, making the blown 2 goal lead last Saturday not so anger-inducing anymore and giving Michigan some room for error against State now.

Yinka Double Dare

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Hank Scorpio: thus ending the world's final reference to the movie Pootie Tang

@Yostal: wow, that other team must suck beyond levels heretofore sucked

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Yostal: So did you explore?

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> folded bologna

Fat-Fat

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> Dwight Howard is a beast. And if you want to compliment him tonight you have to send it through those 14 hot babes giving him a #14. What's a #14? Something us mortals will never have. sigh.

The Diesel

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Yostal: i live dangerously close (a couple miles, max) to realllly good outlets. supposedly saving money while being a stone's thrown away form the following outlets: saks, j.crew, gap, banana republic, 9 west.

i'm screwed.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Hank Scorpio: The Yostess said that she was worried for my sanity when I saw the Pickle Outlet and stood there for three minutes just staring at it, contemplating the need for it to exist.

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @kataroo_kangaroo: Mrs.JB* just asked where the flower names were.

JB*

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @kataroo_kangaroo:

turgid member instead of swollen manhood.

It works better.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @kataroo_kangaroo: a heaving bosom accompanied that flowering love blossom, no doubt

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Jerkwheat: Oh, cole me down on the panny sty! All right!

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @44 in a Row: I actually watched "Game Box 1.0" with her in it. As hot as she is (and she still is), it was not worth it.

JB*

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Yostal: Pickle outlet? Do you really want pickles people previously picked over but wouldn't buy?

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> Here's the full report of Patton Oswalt's encounter with the KFC Famous Bowl:

[www.avclub.com]

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> Jerkwheat, your Bulldogs did you proud tonight:
[www.uscho.com]

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Yostal:

Phase 3?

There's a Del Boca Vista Outlet Mall?

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Hank Scorpio: stink cave

Fat-Fat

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Hank Scorpio: cole me on the panny sty

/pootie tang

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Jerkwheat: i love the cheesy words they use in romance novels... "Rodrigo filled her flowering love blossom with his bulging manhood."

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Fat-Fat: Bat cave?

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Hank Scorpio: Well, initially, I thought it was the most disappointing outlet mall in the history of mankind, but thankfully, that was only Phase 3, The Begotten part of the outlet mall, which literally had a both a Pickle Outlet and a store called Whey Chezy.

But you know, it all worked out nicely. Because Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match!

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Jerkwheat: That is a good ad.

I tend to not discuss my moves in advanced, better to let the disappointment be a surprise.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> sink hole

Fat-Fat

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> Pavlik unanimous decision over Taylor. 117-111, 115-113, 116-112

I'm surprised the 115-113 even made it through. Taylor got a few solid punches in, but Pavlik seemed to landing much more consistently.

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> pink cave, dark cave, tight cave, loose cave, cave

Fat-Fat

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @kataroo_kangaroo: You mean like Pootietang?

Also Pootietang.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @44 in a Row: I hurt from laughing when we saw him last year

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> I am interested in your chochita and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> Pavlik unanimous decision over Taylor. 117-111, 115-113, 116-112

Yinka Double Dare

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> rod-holder

Fat-Fat

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Hank Scorpio: well, I used the wrong word when I went with "fake" - the whole idea is that by editing with "clean" words, it often sounds ten times more horrendous

that said, I love the Orbit commercial where the two ladies and the dude are "cursing" at each other with "What the french, toast?" and "You lint licker!"

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Yostal: I've been by there on the way to Sturgis before and never even noticed.

I don't miss that trip anymore. Or that job.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> This can't be a real debate. Danielle Fishel is absolutely a "yes".

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Hank Scorpio: nicknames for my chochita is always a laughing matter.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Hank Scorpio: Wrong pic dumbass.

[www.famous-people-search.com]

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> I love Patton Oswalt. "I am not the healthiest eater, but this was a level of crap I hadn't earned a belt in yet."

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @UkraineNotWeak: Also true.

@Hank Scorpio: Yeah, right where I-69 meets the Toll Road (not a euphemism.) It's not a great one, but I got some decent shoes, some long-sleeved Tommy polos, and if I had wanted, a Calvin Johnson replica jersey at the Reebok store. I declined politely. They also had a full rack of Clippers replica jerseys that I think they were about to start handing out as door prizes.

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Jerkwheat: Yeah, but isn't pussy also a fake word? Or at least not the medical definition.

"I'm sorry Mrs Johnson, you have pussy cancer."

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Athletic Supporter: We're gonna have to disagree to disagree.

[2clicks.files.wordpress.com]

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> "Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?" *chuckle*

being_sven

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> All of these wonderful/horrible euphemisms - Patton Oswalt had it right, sometimes the fake words are worse than the real ones.

which really sounds worse?

"I'm gonna cum in your pussy?"
or
"I'm gonna fill your hoo-hah with goof juice!"

/poorly recalled bit

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Hank Scorpio: I rest my case.

Athletic Supporter v0.42beta

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Yostal: I didn't know they had an outlet mall there.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Yostal:

Better yet, Dr. Mark Craig.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> sausage bin

Fat-Fat

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @JB*: Which gives added meaning to going to the mountain top.

And penis holster.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Athletic Supporter: John Adams himself. I always loved the subtlety of the joke that the high school on Boy Meets World was John Adams High School.

@Hank Scorpio: Angola.

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Athletic Supporter: Really?
[2clicks.files.wordpress.com]

@kataroo_kangaroo: Funnier, sure, but is your nappy dugout really a laughing matter?

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> squirting oyster

Fat-Fat

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> Your old address

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Hank Scorpio: QUITE FRANKLY, she was.

Oh, and Promised Land.

JB*

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> You learn a lot of euphemism in 10 years of summer camp.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> fat monkey

Fat-Fat

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Hank Scorpio: Topanga was hot, but i don't want to call my hoo-ha that. I think "Britney" is much funnier.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> money pit

Fat-Fat

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Hank Scorpio: The only redeeming thing about Boy Meets World was the fact that the voice of KITT was in it.

Athletic Supporter v0.42beta

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> I borrowed this one from High Anxiety:

the woo-woo

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Yostal: Michigan City?

Money maker.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> pink pontoon

Fat-Fat

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> snack ramen

Fat-Fat

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @kataroo_kangaroo: No, Topanga was hot.

Wait, what?

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> The well spring of life

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Hank Scorpio: Fair enough. I'm just excited that I got some very nice Timberlands at outlet prices.

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Yostal: i have one and i'm not good at this. i stole 'pachenga' from dirty dancing, and the more i say it now the more i realize it sounds like 'topanga' and that's not cool.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @UkraineNotWeak: Bravo.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Yostal: I think my life long existence in the Hoosier State has pretty well negated that.

Home plat, I think that's allowable.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> oval orifice

Fat-Fat

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Hank Scorpio:

On the spot.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @UkraineNotWeak: +1 if you thought of that.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Hank Scorpio: Well, I just spent the day in Indiana, so I don't know if I am ready to transition from the lovely wholesomeness of the Hoosier State to this...

Home Plate?

See, I'm not good at this...

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> Missle silo.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> Vagina: cunt, pussy, va-jay-jay, cache, pachenga, womanhood, beaver, hoo-ha, lady parts, cooter, poonani, coochie, box, bajoingo, vag, gash, trim, clown car, the five hole, meat pit, bearded clam, twat, sausage wallet, buceta, quiff, pink taco, fish taco, pink velvet sausage wallet, slit, snatch, slice, birth cannon, honey pot, strudel, flesh curtains, britney, cum dumpster, sperm bucket, easy bake oven, trap door, kitty, the holy of holies, kringle.

And that's the game, folks.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> bean-snapper

Fat-Fat

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Hank Scorpio:

My vagina is a raging fire that needs to be doust.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> ...just read the best headline from the Jane Fonda thing:

Jane Fonda Uses the "C-word" on Today Show, Offends Idiots.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: So you were the one.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> I voted 10 times on my phone for gerald green....

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> Well, that's it for me.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> kringle

Fat-Fat

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Yostal: And miss the coed DUAN reading of the Vagina Monologues?

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> kitty.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> The holy of holies.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Yostal: in response to ABC Family editing "vagina" out of "Mean Girls"

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> trap door

Fat-Fat

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> I was just stopping in to say hello...

[reads last page of entries...slinks out quietly before anyone notices he was here...]

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Brazil Thrill: Ok then, I learned something new today.

@Jerkwheat: Yes.

@Fat-Fat: And I almost posted that one.

Heart-shaped box

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> sperm bucket

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Becky_MI: With cherry filling no less.

Yes, I am trying to replace the strudel with the legs, why do you ask?

And easy bake oven.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Hank Scorpio: cum dumpster

Fat-Fat

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Hank Scorpio: I think when qualified as an "evening strudel" it's even naughtier

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Hank Scorpio: Boo-say-tah.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> your 'britney'. love that one. the one good thing that came from 'the hills'

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> I think strudel should be in.

Sure, it's my euphemism, but I like it!

Becky_MI

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> Oh, flesh curtains.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> Holy hell, what a beast.

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> Love that Digital Short with Ahmadinejad.

"I know you say there are no gays in Iran, but you're in New York baby. Stop hiding."

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @UkraineNotWeak: Can we get a ruling on strudel?

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> Tank Abbott, YOU JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Becky_MI: But pink velvet was a nice touch.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> well that didn't take long

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> honey pot.

@Becky_MI:

Evening strudel.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Fat-Fat: birth cannon.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Hank Scorpio: No shit. I was just going to post that.

slice

Fat-Fat

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> And I missed the one already saying it. Oh well.

Becky_MI

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @kataroo_kangaroo:

snatch

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @UkraineNotWeak: Slit.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> pink velvet sausage wallet

I onlu read like 4 entries, but that seemed appropriate.

Becky_MI

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @UkraineNotWeak: these are good...

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Yinka Double Dare: yeah, I'm not into the whole MMA thing - figured I'd check this out for a few minutes since I've heard Kimbo's name on here so often

I haven't bought a sports PPV since I was in college

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Brazil Thrill: How do you pronounce that.

Also fish taco and pink taco.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Hank Scorpio:

quiff

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @kataroo_kangaroo: Probably about 4 of you in guy form, you look kinda small.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @kataroo_kangaroo: Add buceta to that list.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @kataroo_kangaroo:

You are getting all these down?

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @UkraineNotWeak: Twat.

@Fat-Fat: Yes, deceptively so.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Athletic Supporter: sausage wallet is my favorite elizabethan insult ever- it just means whore.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Athletic Supporter:

The bearded clam.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Hank Scorpio: are you me, but in guy form?

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @UkraineNotWeak: Meat Pit

Athletic Supporter v0.42beta

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Jerkwheat: I'd rather be watching Pavlik/Taylor, but I don't spend $50 on PPV's. I thought about going to the bar about 1/4 a mile away to watch but am too lazy.

Yinka Double Dare

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @kataroo_kangaroo: I get the whole body itching thing, but it stops there. Hence the Zyrtec.

Strange, I'm also allergic to almonds, but that isn't my usual reaction to them.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> KIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> Wiig is hot.

Fat-Fat

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Hank Scorpio:

The five hole.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Hank Scorpio: i get really bad allergic reactions where my entire body starts itching (no rash or hives or anything, just itchiness). my dr said to zap it right away with a ton of benadryl, or else i have to go to the er and get a super strong antihistamine there because if i don't my throat closes up and i can't breathe. turns out my salad i had for lunch *did* have almonds in it despite the waitress assuring me 3 times it didn't. we had to call the restaurant to figure it out, so now i'm benadryled up.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Yinka Double Dare: I just put on Showtime, is this going to be a fight or some kind of bear porn?

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> I'm actually very fond of Tylenol PM, which admittedly is pretty much the same as Benadryl. I've also been taking melatonin lately, but that's only okay if you haven't been drinking; after a beer or two, it gives me some pretty crazy dreams, and for someone who doesn't really ever dream (I know, I know, we all dream, but I only have one I can remember maybe once a month at most), it's not a good time.

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @UkraineNotWeak: Clown car.*

*Only applies to mothers of 10 or more.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> I also hate that the Soup isn't on when it's supposed to be. Lebron is on. Again. My plans tonight fell apart after getting liquored up with friends at a bar. Now I am home and drunk and tired. Why am I telling you all this...I don't know. I guess I feel compelled. There was a time in my life when knowing what your future would be was exciting. Not anymore. Now, I must dance.

Fat-Fat

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @UkraineNotWeak: i welcome all suggestions. my favorite happens to be 'pachenga'.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @kataroo_kangaroo: I found myself needing more and more Benadryl, and my pharmacist friends swear that Benadryl isn't a drug you want to take too much of.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @kataroo_kangaroo:

You forgot gash and trim.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?]]> @Hank Scorpio: i'll feel best if i actually sleep though, and 3 benadryl knocks me out (the recommended dose of 1 speeds me up like a crack addict on ecstasy, 2 makes my body heavy but my mind races, and 3 just knocks me out into glorious sleep)

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Can