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The Banality Of Steroid Use

don_mynack — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 11:34:22 EST

Andy had to have hit the juice again in 2006 - first half of the season? Getting raked by the likes of the Nationals, Reds, and Royals. Second half? Superman. You tell me.

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Glenn Beck's Taint — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 18:20:12 EST

i wish players would go back the old days: getting drunk and/or doing coke during games

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cromartie — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 18:13:24 EST

Zzzzzzzz...I'm sorry, hypocrite fans cheering on 'roided up athletes only to be shocked (shocked!) years later when they discover they were actually 'roided up?

Spurned on when aging baby boomers waste gallons of ink and hours of air time in righteous indignation when their "pure and clean" sport that was never pure and clean to begin with start incessantly yapping about being willingly duped by doped up athletes they too knew where doped up all along? All the while counting the cash they made their corporate masters behind their backs?

Never mind. Wake me when something interesting happens.

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suntastic — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 17:04:54 EST

What's Andy doing with that little ventriloquist puppet?

"Say hello to the Congressmen, Charlita."
"Hello, ya bastards!"

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muggsybogues — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:47:30 EST

This is a weird, wacky time to be a baseball fan. Unless you're a Mets fan, in which case it's the Golden Age. But still.

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:37:23 EST

href="#c4271311">A Pimp Named Daver4470: See response to response in previous.

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famous mortimer — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:35:56 EST

andy's accent helps a lot.

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:26:24 EST

@A Pimp Named Daver4470: Ah, duh. Thanks. I was a mite bewildered.

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:24:13 EST

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: It would definitely hold up. See response in other post.

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Wyshynski — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:20:55 EST

A disappointed June Carter Pettitte looks on...

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Signal to Noise — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:20:08 EST

@Jerkwheat: I'm with you on this -- drunk pictures of hot celebs only make us want them more.

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Excited_Utterance — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:19:44 EST

@theballadofrickeyfoggie:

Subtitle: The Human Growth Hormone Condition...

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TheLou-Do — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:17:05 EST

@quick: +1

I watched some excerpts on OTL earlier, there weren't enough lawyers arguing with lawmakers to keep my interest.

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Midwestern-City_Water-Vapor — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:15:22 EST

"He teared up a little in the middle, but not because he seemed full of remorse; it was because he was the center of attention, and he hates that." - Will

That is a pretty bold claim to make about someone.

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:14:11 EST

@A Pimp Named Daver4470: Question from previous post-Could the NFL's offer of immunity for Walsh actually stand up in court? Or would any court simply ignore it? Note-I'm no lawyer.

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:12:10 EST

At first when I see Andy, yeah it makes me smile... yeah it makes me smile...

[www.celebwarship.com]

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treatment_bound — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:07:31 EST

Is that Jenny McCarthy with this week's dye job?

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Raskolnikov — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:06:57 EST

STAIR ROIDS? O RLY?

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7-8 Deville — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:06:25 EST

So this is what Charlie McGee looks like all growed up, and she married Andy Pettitte?

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Afino — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:06:07 EST

Britney?

/Jezebel

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Chamomiles Davis — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:05:49 EST

Caption time!

1. "Pettite, petite."
2. "Ms. Bertinelli looks hungry."
3. "Look into my eyes... these aren't the 'roids you're looking for."

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UkraineNotWeak — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:03:38 EST

The scary thing is that's her "O" face.

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:01:55 EST

@Raskolnikov: Mrs. Pettitte, do you recall FEELING your face in 2008?
//fixed.

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PenskeMaterial — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:59:27 EST

Kige, take note: that's what a proper wood-panel backdrop for a news event looks like. First class all the way for the Yanks.

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bamassippi — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:58:29 EST

Pettite's significant other: no.

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Juancho — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:57:02 EST

@Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0: it's cause you take the steroid in the rump.

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Raskolnikov — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:54:07 EST

Mrs. Pettitte, do you recall any bleeding in your face in 2008?

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:53:33 EST

@Carlton_Whitfield: Since the previous post brought up Arlen Specter, that's appropiate. Nah, just a silly dream.

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Matt_T — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:52:54 EST

he should have dressed up as Paula Abdul. Totally makes people forget about the whole PED thing.

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Carlton_Whitfield — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:52:01 EST

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: The Magic Baseball Theory?
/JFK'd

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pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:51:46 EST

@Dave J.: Lily's eyes aren't quite so...intense

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Whitey Fisk — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:51:06 EST

You can't misspell "compettitteive" without "pettitte."

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theballadofrickeyfoggie — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:50:04 EST

+1 Will for the Hannah Arendt reference. It's moments like these that make me realize a poli sci degree isn't completely worthless. Just mostly.

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:49:36 EST

My dream opening day at Spankmee Stadium (in the heart of the hood) is for Pettitte to take a line drive off his oversized chin on the first pitch which carooms into the dugout and kills Jetah and Giambi, and then leaps into the owner's box takes out King George and the Rocket.

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FightTiger — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:46:47 EST

"Just move on."

Exactly.

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sassydeerrun — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:46:24 EST

I believe that woman is a Stepford wife.

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What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:45:37 EST

The more I see him with that haircut, the more he looks like a gay porn star.

Not that I would know what a gay porn star looks like....

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:45:27 EST

Overpaid pitcher and HGH user Andy Pettitte= overpaid "slugger who hit like a blind preschooler"/steriod user Jason Giambi, who "apologized" for the same thing, but never said steriods or HGH. I wonder if Papa Joe and King George installed a dispenser in the clubhouse. May the Yankees all die in a fire. Cumbuckets, the lot of 'em.

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Dave J. — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:45:25 EST

He's married to Lily Allen?

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Van Buren Boy — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:45:11 EST

@BigTenObsession:

Romanowski pioneered that defense and he'll be damned if Roger gets any points for originality.

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Weed Against Speed — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:45:10 EST

VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED STARE

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sassydeerrun — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:43:30 EST

If Roger's suit had looked that good, Waxman wouldn't have given him such a hard time.

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Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0 — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:43:24 EST

Clay Aiken totally misread the headline. Didn't catch the "b" in the second word.

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DumpsterDining — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:42:43 EST

THAT is one chick I would not want to piss off.

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BigTenObsession — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:42:24 EST

Did he claim the HGH was for his wife? 'Cause if not, Roger is still the champ.

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UkraineNotWeak — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:42:21 EST

Was Jesus found?

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Weed Against Speed — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:41:56 EST

@The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: Now I know what Eric Carmen was singing about.

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Rob Iracane — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:41:45 EST

He dropped a whole bunch of y'all and all y'all's so he's okay in my book.

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quick — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:41:40 EST

Is that his wife, Miss Remembered?

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Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0 — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:41:21 EST

No, HGH user, yes, no

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Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:41:18 EST

Butt chin, death stare.

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