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Making That NASCAR Love Connection

stealofthedraft — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 20:59:59 EST

Rednecks are cool.
/Kenny Blankenship

stealofthedraft

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ringitupwiththedongtea — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 19:06:44 EST

@AppFan:
You forgot-
country music joke
confederate flag joke,
/swallows can of skoal
//gits er dun.

ringitupwiththedongtea

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emjayelle — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:07:43 EST

The little dude needs a "spring rubber" adjustment

emjayelle

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LesMilesIsAMouthyDouche — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:58:28 EST

"BOOGETY BOOGETY BOOGETY!"

-What ever his name is when he meets his online date

LesMilesIsAMouthyDouche

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Chamomiles Davis — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:54:50 EST

There will be one soon for Kissing Suzy Kolber fans: meetmeatthemeast.com .

Chamomiles Davis

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doodlebug — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:51:26 EST

ISO a gal who loves Kasey Kahne as much as I do.

doodlebug

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EDogII — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:43:00 EST

Do you like Dukes of Hazzard reruns; like jack straight out of the bottle? Do ya salute the confederate flag? Then, I'ms the man for you, and I don't needs vi-A-gor-a!
Come and git it!!
Billy B.

EDogII

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Clare — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:42:48 EST

O AN THEY SEXY

Clare

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Matt Sussman — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:42:29 EST

Oh my god, it exists. For track and field.

[www.meetmeatatthemeet.com]

Matt Sussman

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Jefferson Short Bus — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:40:47 EST

@AppFan: Now you know how I feel every time someone makes a fat joke.

Jefferson Short Bus

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PQ Crash — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:40:09 EST

@AppFan: Well, to be fair, the NASCAR fans love Jesus because his dying act was using the hand signal for a left hand turn.

PQ Crash

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sir_pantsalot — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:40:04 EST

"Favorite car Ford Taurus, favorite food corndog.. yum wait be right back..

Okay. Education all the way to the 10th grade, yep double digit education and pound for pound the purdiest gal at the races."

-#8 BIGGEST Fan

sir_pantsalot

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Dead Wrestlers Society — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:39:36 EST

At the eventual wedding, Tony Stewart will stop by and punch the best man in the face.

Dead Wrestlers Society

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:37:29 EST

@Chamomiles Davis:

Isn't that the come on for a Deadspin Pants Party?

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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AppFan — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:36:52 EST

trailer park joke - check
inbred joke - check
gordan is gay joke - check
race fans are racist joke - check
jesus love .... jesus love .... is there not a witty deadspin comment to be made over loving jesus?? anyone?

And the flag. Race fans love the flag. Any patriotic knee slappers out there??

/hops off soapbox
/shats pants

AppFan

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900_Units_of_Meat — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:36:28 EST

@Signal to Noise:

Turn-offs include: dirty mudflaps, high school graduations, and banging my sister.

900_Units_of_Meat

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:36:12 EST

Boy, that game 3 weeks from now looms large.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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Chamomiles Davis — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:34:57 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: Actually, that was their second attempt. The first pitch, which attracted an entirely wrong group of people, went something like this...

Do you like skid marks? Are you happiest when surrounded by thousands of large, sweaty men? Do big, thrusting pistons give you a chubby? Then you've come to the right place!

Chamomiles Davis

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strong like bull smart like tractor — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:34:55 EST

@sir_pantsalot: with cheez

strong like bull smart like tractor

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Artie Fufkin — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:34:36 EST

Why is it races, when there is only going to be one race on the site?

Artie Fufkin

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Tuffy — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:33:45 EST

@sassydeerrun: Ah, the Kissinger Tapes.

Tuffy

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sir_pantsalot — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:33:20 EST

@Tuffy:
A Doodle Royal?

sir_pantsalot

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:32:50 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: Pennant should get Man of the Match for this one.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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sassydeerrun — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:32:34 EST

@Tuffy: I thought there were some pictures posted from a Nationals game about some oral relations going on in the stands.

sassydeerrun

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Tuffy — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:32:16 EST

@sir_pantsalot: What's the British equivalent of Cheez Doodlez?

Tuffy

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Jefferson Short Bus — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:31:46 EST

This is exactly why I'm pro-abortion.

Jefferson Short Bus

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:31:07 EST

Gerrard with a second for Liverpool in the 90th.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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The Legend of Vincent Tremblay — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:31:05 EST

@Tuffy: io9's meetmeatthetardis.co.uk post was posted two weeks ago, but dated March 1st. Why am I not surprised?

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:30:47 EST

GERRARD!!!!

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:29:57 EST

By the way, here's another one that I believe is probably linked to the nascar dating site.

www.farmersonly.com

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs

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stealofthedraft — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:29:48 EST

I love Kuijt, I can't help it.

stealofthedraft

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sir_pantsalot — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:29:41 EST

@Berto: The Sequel:
This is from the soccernet.com livecast
"Well, what drama! Liverpool have been knocking on the door and of all people, Dirk Kuyt is the one who picks the lock. Quite franklly, I think he is rubbish but he struck that one superbly well."

sir_pantsalot

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Stev D — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:29:36 EST

"This is the number one website for meeting women who put their babies in a dumpster on prom night"
-CNET.com

Stev D

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PQ Crash — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:29:23 EST

Andre Rison and Ugueth Urbina prefer lightmyfire.com

PQ Crash

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:28:43 EST

Dirk Kuyt? Really? Usually, you're happy when he ALMOST scores.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:28:12 EST

If you love the smell of burning tires and the thunder of
big NASCAR horsepower...
If the smell of fresh exhaust turns you on....
Then you´re in the right place!

Wow.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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Signal to Noise — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:27:47 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: no kidding. after how much time up a man?

Signal to Noise

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:25:40 EST

LIVERPOOL GOAL!!!!

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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TheStarterWife — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:25:28 EST

Why does MeatMeetattheraces.com go to the previous post?

TheStarterWife

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stealofthedraft — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:24:44 EST

High-scoring day in the CL today...

stealofthedraft

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Signal to Noise — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:24:42 EST

Turn-ons: mullets, buck teeth, beer-stained wife-beaters, and bathing every other day.

Signal to Noise

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Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:24:20 EST

@Burning_River: Sorry about that, it was like batting practice.

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs

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racistmascot_inc — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:24:09 EST

@StreakinTheQuad:

"It's like JDate but with 10% of the per capita income."

Hebrew'd

racistmascot_inc

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The Harriet Tubman Underground Railroad Disaster — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:23:58 EST

@El-Hadji Diouf: Gordon, Gordan. Who cares?

The Harriet Tubman Underground Railroad Disaster

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Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:23:53 EST

on weekend days and nights, stadiums are packed with eligible fans - many of them single -and related

Nascarized.

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs

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stealofthedraft — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:23:46 EST

@Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0:
Convicted felons can't vote...

stealofthedraft

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The Harriet Tubman Underground Railroad Disaster — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:23:25 EST

JEFF GORDAN FANS NEED NOT APPLY!

The Harriet Tubman Underground Railroad Disaster

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heyzeus — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:22:01 EST

Meetmeat the races.com?

Gross.

heyzeus

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Wilf — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:21:36 EST

The really funny thing is that with the constant engine noise a car race might be the place in the world least conducive to "getting to know you" conversation.

Wilf

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Stay Away From Oprah — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:21:32 EST

@Carlton_Whitfield: You like snowmobiles, too? Get out!!!

Anyone who signs up for this, I'm pretty sure the match rate will hover around 99%.

Stay Away From Oprah

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Dave J. — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:20:18 EST

Anyone want to bet that couple did NOT have a "RIP #3" wedding cake?

Dave J.

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Tuffy — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:19:40 EST

Kotaku's coverage of meetmeonxboxlive.com is deeply appreciated.

Tuffy

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Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:19:27 EST

Not shown - the giant number "5" painted on her back.

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs

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Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0 — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:19:14 EST

In this picture we see representatives of the main voting bloc for the Republican Party

Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0

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I Heart Poop — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:19:08 EST

ricky bobby seeks stroker ace for days of thunder

I Heart Poop

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Chamomiles Davis — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:19:05 EST

Some folk'll never date their kin
And then again, some folk'll
Like Cletus, the NASCAR yokel...

Chamomiles Davis

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Gourmet Spud — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:18:54 EST

@Matt_T:

You're thinking of www.meetmeinthemen'sbathroom.com.

Gourmet Spud

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:18:43 EST

75% of all NASCAR-related marriages end up being destroyed by tornadoes.

Weed Against Speed

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Stay Away From Oprah — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:18:01 EST

Enjoy a beautiful, serene conversation with a prospective mate while cars roar by you at 120 decibels.

Stay Away From Oprah

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EDogII — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:17:41 EST

What are the chances that all of these people who sign up for this are related somehow?

Have double wide, oversized propane tank, love midnight walks in "the park", don't drink that wine stuff, arrested just once, and I love me some Jimmy Johnson.
-Jesse

EDogII

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MenaceIISobriety — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:17:27 EST

"you smell like the inside of my momma's purse"
/Cletis

MenaceIISobriety

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ASox — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:17:23 EST

Problem is that only 15% of trailer parks have internet access.

ASox

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Carlton_Whitfield — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:17:19 EST

@Stay Away From Oprah: That list of potential interests is priceless. In between token redneck activities, they throw in "Books/Discussion" and "Arts/Museums."

Carlton_Whitfield

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Chamomiles Davis — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:16:14 EST

@Weed Against Speed: What the fuck was his dog, best man?

Chamomiles Davis

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Wayfaerer — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:16:14 EST

Beaky Buzzard was always his favorite.

Wayfaerer

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7-8 Deville — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:15:42 EST

If you like your pit stops short and your banjos dueling, this is the dating site for you!

7-8 Deville

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Tuffy — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:15:21 EST

@TheStarterWife: Ichiro is a big hit on singles night.

Tuffy

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:15:07 EST

nascarlove02.jpg? What gives? Did nascarlove01.jpg involve animals or cousins?

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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sir_pantsalot — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:14:55 EST

@Stay Away From Oprah:
Your double wide or ours?

sir_pantsalot

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Matt_T — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:14:54 EST

This is how John Rocker met Alicia Marie.

Matt_T

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Tuffy — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:14:53 EST

No meetmeinsection427foraquickie.com? Baseball has a lot of work to do to catch up.

Tuffy

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:14:47 EST

Even Jeff Foxworthy couldn't have come up with this shit and he hosts a game show on network TV, just like Dennis Miller!

Weed Against Speed

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StreakinTheQuad — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:14:37 EST

its like Jdate with mullets instead of yamakuhs.

StreakinTheQuad

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Chamomiles Davis — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:14:37 EST

Damn. This thing could ciphon off customers from my new dating site for alcoholics: Facedbook.

Chamomiles Davis

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MattMillenFanClub — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:14:37 EST

Tell Red & Jugs we be done here!

MattMillenFanClub

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TheStarterWife — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:14:29 EST

Tons of teams clubs have singles nights (looking at you specifically Diamondbacks), but I believe instead of "meetmeatattheraces" it is "ballinballsatthepark".

TheStarterWife