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Sigerson — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 12:18:44 EST

Sick Streaker Shows Stallions His Shaft

Sigerson

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Kid Canada — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:42:46 EST

@Burning_River:

That's a joke, right?

Kid Canada

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Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:23:34 EST

@racistmascot_inc: Nice salary dump for the Cavs by the way.

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Rozelle’s Bagman — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:23:01 EST

I knew shit went counter-clockwise in Australia

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MoBot — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:20:24 EST

@Weed Against Speed: I think Larry Hughes already took care of that.

MoBot

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:18:40 EST

@MoBot: Joe Smith is going to sign an illegal contract with the Cavs?

Weed Against Speed

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Stev D — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:14:52 EST

In conclusion, Hollywood is leading our children down a moral sewer. Gotta go!

Stev D

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MoBot — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:12:41 EST

@racistmascot_inc: Outside shooter, defensive/rebounding guy, point guard, 2nd round pick and whatever Joe Smith does. I'll take it.

MoBot

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Al Czerviks Ride — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:11:18 EST

@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: I remember having to type that sentence over and over in typing back in high school

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:10:53 EST

This is clearly some sort of publicity stunt by Hanes. Their market research has shown that whenever you go to the race track, all you see is Jockeys.

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:09:49 EST

The streaker...jumped over the fucking fence.

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:09:07 EST

@Burning_River:

Yup, I saw.

Cavs get: Wally World, Joe Smith, Big Ben and Delonte West (and a Bulls 2nd round pick)
Sonics Get: Adrian Griffin, Ira Newble, Donyell Marshall
Bulls Get: Drew Gooden, Larry Hughes, Cedric Simmons and Shannon Brown

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Kid Canada — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:08:20 EST

@Al_Czerviks_Ride:

Well, Carlos Delfino's working out pretty nicely up here, so keep sending 'em over.!

Kid Canada

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Tuffy — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:07:22 EST

@Lady Andrea: But it was too late; they'd already seen his hide.

/lookie that, lookie that

Tuffy

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Chad Sexington — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:05:40 EST

@Burning_River:

[nbcsports.msnbc.com]

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Al Czerviks Ride — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:04:15 EST

@Kid Canada: This was necessary from the Pistons persepective, as Detroit can only have so many Europeans, and the Red Wings werent willing to part with any of theirs, and (formerly Daimler)Chrysler just got rid of all of theirs.

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Signal to Noise — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:02:57 EST

Catherine the Great's ghost is less than impressed.

/wondering what a "buck's day" is

Signal to Noise

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Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:01:30 EST

Paging Racist Mascot Inc- You got your wish, Cleveland radio is announcing a 3 team trade between the Cavs, Bulls and Sonics.

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Civil Negligence — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:01:19 EST

Was the man hung like a horse?

/mea culpa

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War Penguin — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:01:13 EST

@Kid Canada: I thought that usually the problem was not having enough Canadians ... oh wait. Wrong sport.

War Penguin

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Van Buren Boy — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:00:41 EST

Rosie Ruiz ? ? ?

Van Buren Boy

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Doyle McPoyle — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:00:17 EST

@Kid Canada: Primoz Brezac? Isn't that slang for killer weed?

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Chief Wahoo — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:00:17 EST

Joselio Hansen streaked at a racetrack and the horses all covered up in shame.

Chief Wahoo

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HebrewHammer — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:59:39 EST

I've got Horse #2 and the naked guy in an exacta.

HebrewHammer

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Kid Canada — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:59:25 EST

[threadjack]

Raptors decide they don't have enough Europeans, trade Juan Dixon to Detroit for Primoz Brezec.

[/threadjack]

Kid Canada

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the earl of weaver — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:58:44 EST

so chad johnson was doing it all wrong then?

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ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:58:37 EST

@Doyle McPoyle: How do you tell them apart?

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Doyle McPoyle — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:57:54 EST

Most of the videos I watch with naked dudes and horses are WAY different than this.

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ArkansasFred — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:57:42 EST

This is much more inappropriate than the time I tried to enter my centaur in the Preakness.

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Rob Iracane — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:57:25 EST

I've lived my entire adult life by one simple rule: Never go streaking at the horse races.

Rick did all his horse-race streaking...in grade eight.

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7-8 Deville — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:57:21 EST

I wonder why we don't see more streakers here in the states. Actually, I don't.

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crazyjoedavola — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:56:12 EST

Something kinda icky about streakers, if ya ask me. No one wants to see that.

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Camp Tiger Claw — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:55:34 EST

There once was a man from Aqueduct...

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S.O.L. — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:54:24 EST

That's what happens when you have double consonants in your name. Not to mention a vowel at the end of it.

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:53:58 EST

I'd be impressed if he would have streaked at a rodeo...the horns of a bull are pointy!

Weed Against Speed

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Illegal Immigrant — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:53:16 EST

The video is classic. I love the dive at the end and that the horse that won is called "Born to See"

You can't make this shit up.

Illegal Immigrant

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Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0 — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:53:11 EST

Glorious horses, blessed from above. Naked people, running along with beautiful horses. God is smiling on you all. - Dee Mirich

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Afino — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:52:27 EST

I'm sure he was still bigger than the jockeys.

Affirmed.

Afino

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TomahawkFlop — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:52:14 EST

My loins yearn. For girth.
And length.
Lead me to O Dead One's den.
Affirmed.

/Not a real poem.

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Whitey Fisk — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:52:00 EST

"Waterfront Hotel owner Greg Hargraves said the intoxicated punters were already starting to blither when they checked in."

Sauerbrun?

Whitey Fisk

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:50:18 EST

Don't look, Ethel!

Lady Andrea

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Al Czerviks Ride — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:50:18 EST

Not pictured: The horse leading the race without anybody riding him and a jockey uniform still hanging from the stirrups

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Matt_T — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:50:17 EST

You can come, bring your green hat!

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Illegal Immigrant — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:49:45 EST

@cowbell204: you'd think if he was insecure, he wouldn't put himself out there with such well endowed animals

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Rock You Like An Iracane — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:49:16 EST

And they're off! And so are the horses!

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Its The Beer Talking — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:48:44 EST

Jager...

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cowbell204 — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:47:47 EST

I was in the pool!

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