Bryant McKinnie, Back In The News, Thankfully - Deadspin Comments

Bryant McKinnie, Back In The News, Thankfully

Greek McPapadopoulos — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:17:05 EST

Bus better than a boat? Clearly you have not seen the sheer awesomeness that was Speed 2: Cruise Control.

All I know is that Bryant McKinnie is probably a worse protagonist than Keanu Reeves for the sequel "Speed Reading".

Greek McPapadopoulos

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The Sports Hernia — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:15:53 EST

@Ray: Wow am I late.

The Sports Hernia

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The Sports Hernia — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:14:16 EST

If only Kramer were driving that bus.

The Sports Hernia

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Phatty — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 13:44:51 EST

Those guys have us so much enjoyment indeed.

Phatty

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gbaked — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 13:29:34 EST

I want to be a professional athlete so fucking bad

gbaked

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JoeyPorterAle — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:57:00 EST

@Ray: You must be Batman!

JoeyPorterAle

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André Roussimoff — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:44:30 EST

Lee Harvey Oswald tried to flee on a city bus too, and that didn't work out so well for him.

André Roussimoff

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Chamomiles Davis — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:30:53 EST

His escape plan was thwarted once he realized he'd used all of his singles earlier that evening.

Chamomiles Davis

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:56:50 EST

@Rob Iracane: +1... I think I just got served. Are YOU eligible for comments of the fortnight?

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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Jefferson Short Bus — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:56:10 EST

@Its The Beer Talking: A smiling sun puts two scoops of chlamydia into each sex boat hooker.

Jefferson Short Bus

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Rob Iracane — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:55:10 EST

@LeagueofShadows: Back then, it took more than 5 minutes for one's comment to actually appear so there was less conversation and more funny.

Rob Iracane

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Triple B — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:53:05 EST

It was Miami, so was it the Venga Bus?

Triple B

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Rob Iracane — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:52:14 EST

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon:

Before: Dany Heatley Speedwagon makes funny comments

After: Dany Heatley Speedwagon is banned

Rob Iracane

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Its The Beer Talking — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:50:04 EST

@Jefferson Short Bus: Chicks - McKinnie tested, Smoot approved.

Its The Beer Talking

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OchentaYcinco — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:49:12 EST

The few. The proud. The Sex Boat Vikings.

OchentaYcinco

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:48:44 EST

@LeagueofShadows: Iracane loosened up the commenting privilage criteria.

Before: Do you have a blog?

After: Do you have a pulse?

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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Im a people person. Who drinks. — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:48:35 EST

"in the middle of a large crowd, throwing punches and again yelling obscenities - Police told McKinnie to stop. He refused and boarded a bus."

So he continued to yell obscenities & throw punches once he boarded the bus? John Rocker wishes he thought of that.

Im a people person. Who drinks.

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Ray — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:48:03 EST

So I'm fighting Bryant McKinnie off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, y'know? Then I managed to open up the door, and I kicked him out the door with my foot, you know - at the next stop.

You kept making all the stops?

Well, they kept ringing the bell!

Ray

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Lady Andrea — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:47:59 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: what do you do McKinnie? WHAT DO YOU DO?

Lady Andrea

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Jefferson Short Bus — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:47:12 EST

Bryant McKinnie is the Mikey of the NFL. He'll eat anything.

Jefferson Short Bus

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:46:32 EST

@LeagueofShadows: Because there were a lot fewer commenters then, because you had to earn your way (i.e. somehow convince Will to approve you) into a commenter slot.

And whatever you do -- don't let your fuck lion loose on your sex boat, or else you'll have to hit the escape bus lickety split.

A Pimp Named DaveR

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Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her! — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:46:27 EST

@LeagueofShadows: More 'spinners surfing from work now? Or, more 'spinners unemployed now?

Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her!

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Its The Beer Talking — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:45:21 EST

@LeagueofShadows: Commenting grew at an exponential rate. The other day I was bored and re-visited the original Carl Monday thread for laughs, and people were excited about breaking the 200-comment barrier for the first time.

Its The Beer Talking

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LeagueofShadows — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:44:06 EST

I never knew Martin Lawrence was in the military.

LeagueofShadows

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LeagueofShadows — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:43:22 EST

Looking back at the report on Deadspin from 2005, it's amazing how few comments there are for such an event.

LeagueofShadows

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Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her! — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:43:20 EST

Eh, Benjy says it's safe, as long as you use a piece of plastic cookie wrapper between you and her...

Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her!

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stealofthedraft — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:42:55 EST

I'm sure it was all a big misunderstanding...

stealofthedraft

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Why Not Jon Lovitz? — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:42:43 EST

From what I know of Bryant McKinnie, No and No.

Why Not Jon Lovitz?

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LeagueofShadows — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:40:58 EST

Yes, Herpes Magnet

LeagueofShadows

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muggsybogues — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:37:14 EST

Sounds like a fun boat ride, no?

muggsybogues

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Jews For Purple Jesus — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:36:58 EST

I wonder if among the obscenities being shouted, McKinnie was calling everyone faggots because Brady Quinn is looking for some new friends to hang out with.

Jews For Purple Jesus

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shea_guevara — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:36:37 EST

@Camp Tiger Claw: The only way he could top his crimes thus far is if he got into some kind of trouble involving drugs, hookers, and a zeppelin.

shea_guevara

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Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PED's — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:33:26 EST

The only way this story could have been better is if the crowd he was surrounded by were the hookers from the Vikings' love boat.

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PED's

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HazelMaesLandingStrip — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:30:38 EST

McKunnillingus needs to understand that is not kosher to serve the servants.

HazelMaesLandingStrip

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Gourmet Spud — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:30:33 EST

All that's left now is for him to get caught selling coke on a train. Then he'll have completed the Gordie Howe Hat Trick - "Crimes in Vehicles" Version.

Gourmet Spud

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UkraineNotWeak — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:29:21 EST

I smell a remake of Speed.

UkraineNotWeak

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Camp Tiger Claw — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:28:49 EST

Boats, buses... I'm looking forward to seeing him get into some hijinx on a dirigible.

Camp Tiger Claw

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OchentaYcinco — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:27:35 EST

I'm just glad our boy Smoot wasn't involved. I guess he had both of his hands full.

OchentaYcinco

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:27:15 EST

The bus wasn't moving anyway since McKinnie wasn't behind the yellow line.

"Don't make me tap the sign."

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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the earl of weaver — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:27:12 EST

but, as per the bartender's request, mr. mckinnie was kind enough to place several coasters underneath the naked woman's ass

the earl of weaver

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Civil Negligence — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:26:44 EST

This is my rifle, this is my gun.
This is for figthing, this is gonna fall off soon because I banged a hooker.

Civil Negligence

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JoeyPorterAle — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:26:09 EST

@HugsFromHarold: Rock and Roll HoF analogy: Lennon, McCartney or Harrison - Beatles

JoeyPorterAle

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Doyle McPoyle — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:24:42 EST

Unfortunately B-Mac's troubles were extended when he realized the vehicle he jumped into was actually the BangBus.

Doyle McPoyle

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ArkansasFred — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:24:33 EST

That Bryant McKinnie. Always with the yelling of obscenities.

ArkansasFred

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tater — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:23:07 EST

@Crookednose:
or as Ron White would say

"Things that make you go bleeehhhhh!"

tater

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The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:22:07 EST

McKinnie was easy to spot on the bus full of NYC retirees.

The Fan’s Attic

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StupidAngelos — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:21:56 EST

In related news, Bernie Mac has reported his Marine Corps jacket stolen.

StupidAngelos

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SlickBomb — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:21:55 EST

What do Bryant McKinnie and John Cena have in common?

They're both fake Marines.

SlickBomb

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AwfulAnnouncing — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:21:22 EST

Are we sure that's not actually Xzibit in that photo?

AwfulAnnouncing

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Crookednose — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:21:09 EST

Giving oral sex to a hooker...better to stick your head in a trash can and go, "Mmmmm"

Crookednose

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Its The Beer Talking — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:20:47 EST

Yes, McKinnie

/Jungle Fever

Its The Beer Talking

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Carlton_Whitfield — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:20:42 EST

It's surprising that the Marine Corps hasn't revoked that uniform yet.

Carlton_Whitfield

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HugsFromHarold — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:19:10 EST

could McKinnie be the 1st two-time inductee into the DHoF. Like how John Wooden and Lenny Wilkens are in the basketball one as both players and coach. Big Bryant could make it as part of the team and as an individual.

HugsFromHarold