<![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> Hey Hirshey could you do us all a favor and stay out of town every weekend, oh what the hell just stay out of town. We all had a great time at Kinsale without your dumb ass being there. And to all the true Arsenal supporters sorry about your man Eduardo.

hirsheyisanass

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> @Permanent4: Two words: parachute payments.

They could afford Dempsey but I think some other EPL team would offer enough dough to convince them to part.

Really, Fulham has had rotten luck. This time they not only blow it after the 85th minute, but they lose on at least one blown call (the goal was knocked in with the hand) but maybe two (the boot to the keepers face).

I'm still stupid enough to believe that Fulhamerica ain't doomed yet. There's a lot of teams hanging around the relegation zone, and one other in Newcastle making a dead run for it.

Michael Bertin

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> Juande Ramos champagne bukkake = <3

/kinda gay
/COYS!

Nathan_Buckley

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> @ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Click the link and go to the bottom of the page to see headshots of the swag combatants.

Gereizt

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> @LingeringBursitis: Dempsey will be sold, because Fulham won't be able to afford him if they get relegated. However, I suspect he'll end up with a promoted Championship side, like Stoke City or Watford. (Stoke is launching a USL-1 club in Austin in 2009, so they would probably like to get America's attention.)

I think McBride & Johnson stay, though, and while Bocanegra gets shipped back to MLS in utter disgrace.

Permanent4

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> I know I look at the Prem through red and white glasses, but Arsenal's collapse has been talked about since ManUre held the lead for 3 whole days in December. Remember back then when Sir Alex reminded everyone that the leader at the new year holds the cup in May? Then his boys went out and crapped their pants against West Ham after Christmas.

Arsenal got 7 of 9 possible points in February... United got 4 of 9, but they are a lock for the title.

Should Arsenal hold on and defy the pundits, it just makes it all that much sweeter.

hockalees

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> Forget Arsenal. How about Alessandro Matri!!

FabianBarthez

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> @LingeringBursitis: Bocanegra and Dempsey can stay up. McBride and Keller should come to MLS. Eddie Johnson is a piece of shit.

CardedForDissent

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> @BigTenObsession: No way...I had him for cheap too.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> @The Fan's Attic:

You paid him off to ensure that I don't catch you in our fantasy league?

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> @LingeringBursitis:

s'truth - Carlos Bocanegra makes me look like Micah Richards (minus the roasting)

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> @Your GPA: As much as i would like to agree with your assessment of an Arsenal midseason collapse, I don't know if I can. Arsenal has lost only one game during the EPL season--in december to Boro--and is 8-0-3 since then in the League. Yeah, they dropped the FA and Carling Cup spectacularly but they are still doing well in EPL and CL play.

What I can agree with is a 2 month no-show of Cesc Fabregas. What happened to him?

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> @MickelsonsManBoobs: Um, almost all of them are good enough only for the Coca-Cola.

/unpopular "truth"

LingeringBursitis

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> @Lunatic Fringe: If they do go down, It will be very telling to see which Yanks jump ship and stay in the Prem and which ones are deemed good enough only for the Coca-Cola.

CardedForDissent

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> Rumor on the street: Big, big press conference in Philadelphia on Thursday involving MLS officials. Looks like you lost, St. Louis...

/Philadelphi-jacked

ithacabaron

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> @TheJizzone:

I just saw that in the other thread - thanks for the support. I shall support you as well.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> At least it looks like the MLS England side will be sent down where they belong after this season.

Lunatic Fringe

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> @BigTenObsession: off topic - you should write for Purdue for DS / the Tourney. you got my vote. My plea (begging) is in for MSU

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> @Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0: Ok, you're pardoned. Sorry.

@BigTenObsession: Funny thing about the warning we have is that it only really works when you look at the UF front page... when you click on the link directly, it's all there to see. Heh.

LingeringBursitis

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> Here's a link to highlights of that game, enjoy.


+ Watch video

Triple B

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> @The Fan's Attic: McCartney wouldn't go for Edu anyway... he's gonna need to see Doctor Robert after Saturday's Twist and Shout.

LingeringBursitis

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> @

LingeringBursitis

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> @Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0:

Hey, we gave people a warning.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> @LingeringBursitis:

I was referring to the pictures of the horrific leg injuries. It was one of those things where I told myself not to look at it--then I did. And I wish I didn't.

Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> @The Fan's Attic: Anyone who claims there was intent to injure doesn't have a leg to stand on.

White Speed Receiver

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> EPL was not watchable this weekend, shitty games ... the 4-4 draw between Parma and Torino was insane.

Triple B

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> El Hadji Diouf's "Spit"

CardedForDissent

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> Hirshey's got some bluster for a man whose team is hitting their regularly scheduled mid-season collapse.

Your GPA

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> @MickelsonsManBoobs:

at least for six to nine months.

Lunatic Fringe

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> @Lunatic Fringe:

Rafa Benitez's "Rotation".

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> @The Fan's Attic: Well we can be sure that Eduardo will never walk alone

CardedForDissent

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> @The Fan's Attic:

You're gonna make me hopping mad if you keep that up.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> @MickelsonsManBoobs:

or "Flop & Cry" by Drogba

Lunatic Fringe

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> How are we supposed to build a comedy pyramid when Hirshey's post cut us off at the legs.

Oh well, I guess I'll just have to do what Eduardo can't, take it one step at a time.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> @Lunatic Fringe:

I prefer "Sunt" by Ronaldo. Similar to "scent", but so very different (and appropriate!)

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> @Lunatic Fringe: How about "Dive" by Ronaldo?

CardedForDissent

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> @MattinglysSideburns:

Summer transfer

/Poncey git

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> @BigTenObsession:

Are you a marketing guy ?

"Treble" by Ronaldo does have a nice ring to it.

Lunatic Fringe

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> @Doyle McPoyle: and you can take that to the bank.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> Yakubu scored again today. He's looking more and more like the best January transfer.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> @MattinglysSideburns:

Aaron Lennon thinks Vanilla Ice was ahead of his time.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> Yido! I'm just glad they didn't have a Ronaldo-Nani esque sex party.

Bummer there weren't any pics of Younes Kaboul being pulled out of the bar angry and drunk, that shit would be intense.

Muzzo

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> @Lunatic Fringe:

No, that's Ronaldo's new cologne.

Oh, and Hirshey, you could have used Sopcast ya know. Just admit that you were too hunover to get up at 7:45AM.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> Honestly, I haven't seen anything as ugly since Steven Seagal

Coulda just stopped the sentence right there.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> @Tickenest: Eh, Carling is ok, but I prefer Pfeiffer's.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> @Tracy Ham and Eggs: um...you notice there isn't a NASCAR closer right? So yes, people do read the soccer one.

The Gizmo from Pismo

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> @ghostsoftheSCupcountry:

Sorry, I don't see the intent to injure, the opening three minutes were wild and on the edge of control from both sides, it's just sad it resulted in an horrific injury

Lunatic Fringe

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> And if it had been Arsenal winning the Carling Cup yesterday, Hershey would have been running down Fifth Avenue today with his pants around his ankles shouting "WHO ATE ALL THE PIES?!?!?!" over and over.

Tickenest

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> Yeah, but it was still suspension worthy.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> NHL Mascot Bukake > Futbol Bukake

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> @ghostsoftheSCupcountry: I don't think are going to be able to get him on the "intentional" angle. You have to write about it in your autobiography a la Keane-o for that.

CardedForDissent

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> Do Jenas and Lennon go to the same eyebrow barber?

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> .
And I just googled Juande Ramos and Danielle Lloyd to see who they were. Big difference.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> No clips of Floyd v. Beckham? Not even head shots of the combatants? Hirshey, you're better than that. The tackle, if done with intent, one year suspension easy. NAstier than LT on Joey T, as neither was coked out of their minds.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> When I saw this, I thanked my tibias for their hard work all these years. There may have been deep tissue massage.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> Ledley King is wearing a braided belt! Seriously, how did we all end up in a frat house circa 1996?

Also, ha ha drunk footballers.

spinachdip

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> @Tracy Ham and Eggs: NAS-CAR?

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> .
Not that anyone who follows NASCAR knows how to read anyway, but Carl Edward (Ford) won California followed by Jeff Gordon and Johnson.
/fixed.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> That "tackle" was one of the worst I've ever seen at any level of the sport. I'm sure the FA will ban him for the straight red and probably a couple of more games.

BTW @ Big Ten you got it wrong, I'm not a Liverpool fan. I throughly loved the pairs that Rooney & He who shall not be named got vs. Newcastle.

Do I smell a treble ??

Lunatic Fringe

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> @Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0: Troll elsewhere, big guy.

LingeringBursitis

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> /NASCAR threadjack

Not that anyone reads the soccer posts anyway, but Carl Edward (Ford) won California followed by Jeff Gordon and Johnson.

Steve Trachsel, Ace

]]> <![CDATA[A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude]]> Honestly could've done without that.

Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0

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