<![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak]]> @crazyjoedavola: I know you're joking, but that wouldn't stun me. Hankenstein seems to be just that crazy...

exteriorhedisonmouse

]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak]]> @broad street bully:

That, or the morning Frank & Earnest.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak]]> awwww join the club, Barry! every other crazy ass athlete lives here...
Glenn Rice
OJ
The Miami Huricanes

MenaceIISobriety

]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak]]> @Gourmet Spud: Do you always rip your deadspin comments from the New York Daily News?? :)

broad street bully

]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak]]> @LeagueofShadows:

I saw that this morning. Got a good laugh out of it.

Lunatic Fringe

]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak]]> @OchentaYcinco: The difference is, the Marlins seem to be doing everything in their power to stay forgotten. The Rays actually hang on to some young talent. If Carl Crawford began his career as a Marlin, he'd have been traded to the Yankees by now.

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak]]> some recreational over-40 league team is going to be very, very lucky this year.

frontrowgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak]]> @Jews For Purple Jesus: Now I know Rick hasn't done well with this reporter, but I got a hunch he's due.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak]]> Tropicana, juice, Tropicana, juice ... it's a match made in heaven.

@Its The Beer Talking: That's the funniest thing about that card, is the fact it says "Left Field."

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak]]> @OchentaYcinco: Who?

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak]]> Say what you want, but the Barry Bonds ringtone is still outselling the Elijah Dukes ringtone.

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak]]> I'm just glad barry is wearing clothes again

the earl of weaver

]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak]]> @Tuffy: I think the Marlins might have something to say about who the forgotten team in Florida is.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak]]> "It's a non-story," Rays executive vice president Andrew Friedman said through team spokesman Rick Vaughn.

Ricky brought out his 'Eliminator' PR pitch. I would call it 'The Masturbator.'

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak]]> @tater:

Who knows, the Rays talk could subside into talks about acquiring Jeff Kent.

martyfunkhauser

]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak]]> I can't help this: That photo's terrific.

thesepretzels

]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak]]> Life of a don, lights keep glowin,
Comin in the club with that fresh shit on with somethin crazy on my arm
And heres another hit...barry bonds
Yeah yeah we outta here baby

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak]]> @crazyjoedavola: They can resign Clemens and complete the hat trick

McCroskey

]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak]]> /threadjack
Today's Get Fuzzy strip makes fun of the Knicks.
/end threadjack

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak]]> The greatest trick the Devil Rays ever performed was convincing the world that they don't exist.

Da_Mang

]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak]]> @HugsFromHarold: Does he not have indoor plumbing? 'Cause he could just as easily flush it down a toilet and cut out the middleman...

What Would Kornheiser Do?

]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak]]> I hear Frank Caliendo does a spot-on Joe Maddon impression.

HebrewHammer

]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak]]> What's worse than having Dick Vitale on SportsCenter talking college hoops? Dickie V. talking about the Rays! He's a season ticket holder.

HugsFromHarold

]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak]]> Still think he would be a great fit on the Yankees. Are you allowed to have more than one steriod abusing, perjuring douchebag per team?

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak]]> @tater: There was talk in English about bringing Sosa in.

Unfortunately, it was the time of day he forgets how to speak it.

What Would Kornheiser Do?

]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak]]> There was talk among Royals fans about the possibilities of bringing Bonds in...thankfully that subsided into talks about bringing Sammy Sosa in.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak]]> Best magic trick by the Rays all spring.

"I'm thinking of a number between one and Barry Bonds."
"Barry Bonds? What did you say?"
"I didn't say anything. What do you mean?"
"He said Barry Bonds! Quick, give the forgotten team in Florida two days of media coverage during the dead zone between players reporting and the first spring training games."

And people doubt the new management in Tampa.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak]]> Maybe I'm missing something, but isn't this the perfect scenario for both the Rays and for Bonds? Apathetic fanbase that won't raise too much of a fuss about the signing, and it allows him to DH. If the Rays want to try and compete in the AL East, isn't a 1-year contract worth the risk?

Its The Beer Talking

]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak]]> The Barry Bonds ring tone says in a resigned voice of condescending smugness, "This incoming call is absolutely not tainted."

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak]]> The DEVILS. The DEVILSSSSSSSSS!!!!

Bully Andrew

]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak]]> Mexican League, Barry, Mexican League.

Steroids are not only legal there, they're required.*

may not be true

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak]]> Bonds playing in a stadium named after a juice company. No promotional possibilites there.

Paul Zuvella

]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak]]> Yet another instance of the Rays disassociating themselves with the "Devil".

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak]]> I sort of imagine every front office around the country going, "Well...we could sign Barry.....naaaah."

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak]]> I understand shriveled African-American testicles are a delicacy in Japan.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak]]> The Nasty Boys are not pleased, BROTHER!

7-8 Deville

]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak]]> Don't even think about pursuing Bartolo Colon or Juan Gonzalez. They're already spoken for.

Stay Away From Oprah

]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak]]> I still say send him to the Nippon-Ham Fighters.

As someone who watched a lot of Godzilla movies as a kid, as well as a member of the first generation to watch Power Rangers, nothing's as fun as imagining Bonds walking down the streets of Tokyo...

What Would Kornheiser Do?

]]> <![CDATA[Tampa Bay Manager Knows Not Of This Barry Bonds You Speak]]> I hear the Montreal Expos are looking for a #4 hitter

Babcocksure

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