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GSTF Book Tour Stop: New York, New York

Fawn Liebowitz — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 18:20:27 EST

Will and AJ in their mid-twenties? Sigh...

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Rocco Siffredi — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:55:05 EST

When AJ reaches .199 BAC he'll screw anything. Male, female, alive, dead it doesn't matter. Hence .199 is the
Delaurio line.

Rocco Siffredi

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PSU532 — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 15:09:44 EST

Damn I wish I could've made it to the book reading then the Patriot. I was at the Patriot on Saturday night for some debauchery........

PSU532

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Todd Jones Mustache Ride — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 15:02:51 EST

Will there be drinking in Brooklyn afterwards?

Todd Jones Mustache Ride

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Rafale — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 14:41:39 EST

@ Rob Iracane: I went home with Esther Rolle. She was driving pretty hard to the hoop the entire night, so I couldn't say no. Good times, man...good times.

Rafale

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Chamomiles Davis — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 14:39:07 EST

@TheJizzone
I saw the best fans of my generation
Destroyed by Berman, blogging hysterical face-painted,
Dragging themselves through the Barnes and Noble
at sundown looking for an autographed book...

Chamomiles Davis

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The Sports Hernia — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 14:33:59 EST

My neighborhood tonight!?! Damn, curses to being in Boston of all places right now.

The floating Mike Gminski wig you'll is us being there in spirit.

The Sports Hernia

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Babcocksure — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 14:31:01 EST

Will sharing a stage Allen Ginsberg once spoke on. Classic in so many ways

Babcocksure

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Babcocksure — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 14:29:34 EST

@The Teufel Shuffle: you too good for camp?

Babcocksure

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Jews For Purple Jesus — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 14:14:52 EST

@Phony Gwynn: It took about an hours worth of porn to get last night's imagery out of my head.

Sorry, I'm late to this altogether, but nice to finally put faces to avatars.

Jews For Purple Jesus

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Bullet! Bullet! Bullet! — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 14:10:19 EST

@Peter Cavan: Missed the event last night...had fluids shooting out of various orifices all day long.

Bullet! Bullet! Bullet!

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Chief Wahoo — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:53:21 EST

@supermike4ever: Has it worked for you in the past?

Chief Wahoo

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Phony Gwynn — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:44:06 EST

@The White Boom Boom: The cute redhead.

Phony Gwynn

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:39:29 EST

With that haircut, Leitch could pass for My Nemesis... & both are geeky, pallid, (sort of) Upper Midwest boys who were Scouts. Now, if only the Royal We had a shoplifting history like nobody's business.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

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crazyjoedavola — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:37:06 EST

@Peter Cavan: I think it was Lizabelle, and her friend that were taking pictures towards the end of the evening.

crazyjoedavola

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The White Boom Boom — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:34:54 EST

@Peter Cavan: What you can't see in those pics, is that over Will's right shoulder was a copy of the Mr. Skin book. I'm in the front row, green and black striped dress shirt.

The White Boom Boom

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Peter Cavan — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:33:10 EST

@JohnCocktosten: Wasn't me. I only too one photo at the bar, and it was when Will was dancing with his girlfriend. That guy sure is light on his feet.

Peter Cavan

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BigRicks — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:32:23 EST

@Lindsay Lohans Left Boob: Astoria is a section of Queens, right over the Queensborough Bridge.

Ironically, I think I saw Corey Feldmna last night in a subway tunnel.

BigRicks

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Peter Cavan — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:30:42 EST

My photos, for anyone who's still reading this thread:

[www.flickr.com]

Peter Cavan

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Why Not Jon Lovitz? — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:28:22 EST

Man I love The Kids in the Hall.

Why Not Jon Lovitz?

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The White Boom Boom — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:27:48 EST

@Phony Gwynn: Which one had the tat? The blond with her boobs hanging out, or the cute red head?

The White Boom Boom

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supermike4ever — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:26:10 EST

@Chief Wahoo: Correctol might have helped with that...

i mean, it IS the Woman's Gentle Stool Softener

supermike4ever

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crazyjoedavola — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:21:25 EST

@Phony Gwynn: My money is on die.

Man does Leitch talk fast. Will, perhaps a grande starbucks instead of the Venti.

crazyjoedavola

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Chief Wahoo — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:18:22 EST

@Phony Gwynn: Curly brown hair, octopus tat on her shoulder?

Chief Wahoo

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Chief Wahoo — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:17:23 EST

Regrettably, I got jammed up and did not make it. probably better for me hangover-wise, though.

Chief Wahoo

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Phony Gwynn — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:10:41 EST

@JohnCocktosten: Apparently she was going to take his apartment. Don't know if he is about to move or die.

Sometimes I really, really, really love this town.

Phony Gwynn

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:10:26 EST

Was that from your Real World San Francisco casting video?

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

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crazyjoedavola — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:10:23 EST

@Rob Iracane: Goddamn thats funny. I believe 20 bucks would have done it.

crazyjoedavola

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The Teufel Shuffle — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:10:22 EST

Anything besides Boat Bar or BK Social tonite is unacceptable. But will suffice.

The Teufel Shuffle

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JohnCocktosten — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:08:18 EST

@crazyjoedavola: I knew it would be a good night when we first walked in and Leitch had to save this one girl from getting absolutely molested by an old man.

JohnCocktosten

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:06:41 EST

Dude, where's my car...and your pants?

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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crazyjoedavola — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:06:41 EST

@JohnCocktosten: I told you at the bar, and I will reinforce. Cub fans just don't do it for me.

crazyjoedavola

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Rob Iracane — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:05:11 EST

Did anyone hook up with Esther Rolle last night?

Rob Iracane

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JohnCocktosten — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:04:42 EST

@Rob Iracane: @Phony Gwynn: At least the bathrooms were nice and clean.

JohnCocktosten

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Scout — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:04:26 EST

I see the photo as one of those "teaching" advertisements.

Don't be too embarrassed to ask him. Wearing a condom can save your life.

Scout

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Rob Iracane — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:02:52 EST

@Phony Gwynn: I too am glad.

Rob Iracane

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JohnCocktosten — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:02:34 EST

@Phony Gwynn: One more PBR and I am sure Crazy Joe Davola would have showed you some skin!

JohnCocktosten

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Lindsay Lohans Left Boob — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:59:56 EST

@BigRicks: Did you hang out the Goonies? The Kindergarten Cop? The chick from The Ring 2?

Or is there an Astoria, NY that I don't know about. Either way...Astoria, OR had some great movies.

Lindsay Lohans Left Boob

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Phony Gwynn — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:59:24 EST

Also, when I heard at the reading we were going to The Patriot, I halfway-promised bare tits.

I'm glad I was wrong.

Phony Gwynn

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JohnCocktosten — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:59:14 EST

@crazyjoedavola: Yeah, blame the good-looking one.

JohnCocktosten

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MurrayHewitt — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:59:03 EST

Whaddya call Balls on your shoulder?

MurrayHewitt

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JohnCocktosten — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:58:25 EST

Maybe we all will get special super-powers from the sewage leaking from the ceiling.

I want the ability to grow my fingernails really fast.

JohnCocktosten

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Its The Beer Talking — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:58:01 EST

@HugsFromHarold: Liquor before beer, never fear. Beer before liquor, never sicker.

Its The Beer Talking

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:57:15 EST

It's like Dirk Diggler and Reid Rothchild.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:56:23 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: Will and A.J. in My Own Private Idaho?

Weed Against Speed

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crazyjoedavola — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:56:23 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: I had dinner at Mudville 9 pre-reading. 100 beer selections, and lots of wings to choose from. It was all Cocktosten's fault. I just hope i don't get a bacterial infection from the ceiling dripping the raw sewage*

*might actually be true.

crazyjoedavola

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Eddie Griffin's Privates — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:56:21 EST

@Phony Gwynn: Damn you! Iracane thought he had her wrapped up.

Eddie Griffin's Privates

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HugsFromHarold — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:56:07 EST

Beer good! Two pitchers of beer, better. Two pitchers of beer followed by whiskey, worse.

Other than that it was great meeting everyone.

HugsFromHarold

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Windier E. Megatons — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:56:02 EST

Is that the CD cover for the unreleased Tears for Fears album?

Windier E. Megatons

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Ray — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:55:29 EST

Is that a Meat Puppets album cover?

Ray

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ArkansasFred — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:55:22 EST

@Yostal: Which one gets molested? Which one gets pregnant?

ArkansasFred

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Phony Gwynn — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:54:32 EST

@JohnCocktosten: Probably Phil (AKA Peter Cavan). I remember him having a camera, too.

@crazyjoedavola: And a blowtorch. Seriously, though, she was pretty accurate chucking those ice cubes at me.

Phony Gwynn

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JohnCocktosten — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:53:41 EST

@crazyjoedavola: "And I think I heard more country music last night than in the past 15 years combined".

You say that like it is a bad thing. Sometimes you just need to channel your inner-redneck.

JohnCocktosten

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Tuffy — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:53:26 EST

@Yostal: Their Canadian accents?

Tuffy

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:53:26 EST

@crazyjoedavola:

Should've gone to the Raccoon Lodge around the corner.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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goathair — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:53:04 EST

Will was great alongside Daniel Day Lewis in There Will Be Blood.

goathair

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:52:23 EST

This was back in the street hustling days, right?

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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BigRicks — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:52:01 EST

Kind of bummed I didn't make it out last night, especially considering I was in Astoria.

Must. Stop. Working. Late.

BigRicks

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crazyjoedavola — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:51:48 EST

@Phony Gwynn: If it was true, I might recommend a round of penicillin, and perhaps see if Jeter can loan you some Valtrex. And I think I heard more country music last night than in the past 15 years combined.

crazyjoedavola

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JohnCocktosten — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:50:19 EST

@Phony Gwynn: Who was the person who took the picture of Will just staring daggers at my Cubs hat?

JohnCocktosten

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Yostal — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:49:27 EST

Why do Will and AJ look like they're on set for DeGrassi: The Next Generation?

Yostal

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tater — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:49:10 EST

(It's like when a friend from high school meets a friend from college.)

I prefer when the Jetsons meet the Flintstones but to each his own.

tater

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Phony Gwynn — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:49:05 EST

@crazyjoedavola: Damn, don't think I met you last night. Sorry about that.

I took a bunch of pictures, but got home entirely too late to do anything about it. Also, I took home the bartender with the octopus tattoo.*

*not true

Phony Gwynn

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:48:56 EST

Was this photo taken by an ATM camera?

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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JohnCocktosten — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:47:26 EST

@crazyjoedavola: PBR was a BAD choice.

(Crap, this isn't the NHL Closer anymore, is it?)

JohnCocktosten

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:46:55 EST

Hello Brooklyn.

/Jay-Z reference

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:46:36 EST

For some reason, that photo reminds me of a video by the Pet Shop Boys.

Weed Against Speed

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Lindsay Lohans Left Boob — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:46:22 EST

Has a 2nd leg been planned? Carl Monday will show up if you come to Ohio!

Lindsay Lohans Left Boob

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crazyjoedavola — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:46:14 EST

I hadn't had a PBR in a long time until last night. I now remember why.

crazyjoedavola

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JohnCocktosten — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:45:38 EST

If no one took pictures, then what were all those flashes I kept seeing?

JohnCocktosten

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ClueHeywood — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:44:18 EST

Was that picture taken at The Manhole?

ClueHeywood

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ArkansasFred — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:44:10 EST

Will you be coming to my office on the next leg of the tour? Hello?

ArkansasFred

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LeagueofShadows — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:43:55 EST

Does the Balls have a Dali mustache?

LeagueofShadows

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Phony Gwynn — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:43:37 EST

Not good for a sore throat: whiskey and cigarettes.

For future reference.

Phony Gwynn