In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent - Deadspin Comments

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

shawnkemp40 — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 22:19:57 EST

Looks like she's got some "hair gel" hanging from her earlobe.

shawnkemp40

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

iHaveaRagingTebowner — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 18:41:20 EST

"You sound like 2 pigs fucking!"

iHaveaRagingTebowner

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

lavaughn — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:35:07 EST

So she can't grunt, but rubbing kangaroo testicles would have been fine?

[sports.aol.com]

lavaughn

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

Gourmet Spud — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:27:03 EST

@Tuffy:

Hey, we can't all have the rich, dulcet coo of a Dan LeBatard.

Gourmet Spud

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

Garthmeister J. — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:24:26 EST

OK, how about I claim this is merely Victorians? No? Uh, I, that is... look, the country has changed a lot since I left, OK?

Screw you guys, I'm leaving to go watch some cricket.

Garthmeister J.

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

Windier E. Megatons — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:21:58 EST

@Its The Beer Talking: I believe it's a wingtip.

Windier E. Megatons

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gyroball — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:19:35 EST

@Chamomiles Davis:
Show me a part of the world where that isn't accepted, and I'll show you a part of the world where I wouldn't want to live.

gyroball

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Tuffy — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:16:35 EST

@Gourmet Spud: If I could choose a voice, why would I choose this one?

Tuffy

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

iantenna — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:04:58 EST

if it's not too much trouble i would like for the mt. carmel tennis club authorities to visit a certain female in the apartment complex next door. they don't need to make her stop entirely, but if she could sound less like a stuck pig that would be nice. also, if she wasn't allowed to start until after 9am on saturdays that would be great too. thanks.

iantenna

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Gourmet Spud — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:04:49 EST

@Tuffy:

I always just assumed you were one guy with a split personality and admirable voice skills.

Gourmet Spud

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

How do you spell retard? — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:04:44 EST

@Signal to Noise: Angela Gossow gives me a big metal boner.

How do you spell retard?

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

LeagueofShadows — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:03:45 EST

Erin Andrews and Maria Sharapova on the same day!
*Zip*

LeagueofShadows

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

Weed Against Speed — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:03:35 EST

@Tuffy: And Vegemite, for some reason.

Weed Against Speed

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

Tuffy — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:03:01 EST

In today's most popular story, everybody wants a peek at Will Ferrell's junk (except Jason Kidd).

Tuffy

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

Mo Vaughn Revolution — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:02:15 EST

@Camp Tiger Claw: Acceptable. Animal rape contingency plans are priorities in Australia ever since the Sydney Opera House Incident of 1974.

Mo Vaughn Revolution

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

Tuffy — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:01:14 EST

@HebrewHammer: Sodium chloride, mostly.

Tuffy

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

HebrewHammer — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:00:29 EST

Wow, that 9 year old girl in the picture looks much older than her age. What's in the water in Australia?

HebrewHammer

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

Tuffy — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:00:09 EST

@Gourmet Spud: When Suss and I attend a Tigers game, it looks like a zamboni dropped a tranny in the parking lot.

And then ran her over.

Tuffy

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

Signal to Noise — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:59:47 EST

@How do you spell retard?: +1 for knowing Arch Enemy

Signal to Noise

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

Tuffy — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:59:15 EST

Heavens, what would Bruce think? I'll have Bruce ask him.

Tuffy

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

dsnice27 — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:58:40 EST

In Communist Russia, ball grunts you!

dsnice27

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

Weed Against Speed — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:57:43 EST

The opposing player who complained about the excess noises?

Steve Williams, the caddy for Tiger Woods, of course.

He says it breaks his concentration but methinks he should play against someone his own age.

Weed Against Speed

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Babcocksure — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:57:40 EST

@Weed Against Speed: its all pipes!

Babcocksure

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

How do you spell retard? — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:57:33 EST

If the ladies of tennis hold in their grunts, then their physical exertion is bound to come out the other end. Do we really want that?

How do you spell retard?

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

racistmascot_inc — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:57:29 EST

@MidwestCoastBias:

Talk nerdy to me, baby.

racistmascot_inc

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

MenaceIISobriety — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:57:03 EST

thank you, Australia. Bindy Irwin will finally be shutting the fuck up.
/too late

MenaceIISobriety

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

Its The Beer Talking — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:56:43 EST

If it wasn't for this rule, someone might have found Michael Hutchence before it was too late.

Its The Beer Talking

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

Storming the Floor — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:56:40 EST

@LosOsosdeChicago: "Wow, pouty is very sexy."

Until you have the sex. After that it just becomes annoying.

Storming the Floor

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

How do you spell retard? — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:56:18 EST

Maria Sharapova's grunt > Angela Gossow's death metal growl.

As long as they don't ban Maria from eating bananas.

How do you spell retard?

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

HugsFromHarold — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:54:13 EST

Tha dingo raped Iracane's baby!

HugsFromHarold

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Gourmet Spud — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:53:39 EST

@Rob Iracane: @Camp Tiger Claw:

Can simultaneous menstruation cycles be far off?

Gourmet Spud

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

Matt_T — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:53:25 EST

The kangaroos don't grunt when you take their lucky testicles.

Matt_T

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

Gourmet Spud — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:52:38 EST

It's the same stupid policy that got me fired from my job at the bookstore.

That, and I was stealing from the till.

Gourmet Spud

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

MidwestCoastBias — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:49:33 EST

I apologize in advance, but when I saw this featured on Youtube, I immediately thought of some Deadspinners:

MidwestCoastBias

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:48:57 EST

No love for the Aussies today... fucking kangaroos.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

SEXY ELEANOR ROOSEVELT — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:48:06 EST

@Signal to Noise: I'm sure that little girl felt stabbed in the back by the club.

/not too soon.

SEXY ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

S.O.L. — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:47:54 EST

@Camp Tiger Claw: Or a dongo?

S.O.L.

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

illiniowl — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:47:24 EST

A better idea: outlaw Maria's excruciatingly long pre-serve routine. COME ON ALREADY!

illiniowl

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

S.O.L. — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:47:10 EST

Another instance where the picture accompanying the article is funnier than the article itself.

I asked Will how the hell he gets these pictures.

Ha. I just catch lucky breaks.

S.O.L.

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

Camp Tiger Claw — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:46:54 EST

What if I'm being raped by a wallaby?

Camp Tiger Claw

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

Jews For Purple Jesus — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:46:50 EST

Adam Levine is now going to have to deny that he ever said that just like Maria, the nine year old is a 'dead-frog' in bed.

Jews For Purple Jesus

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

Weed Against Speed — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:45:12 EST

You can still pee in the shower at the tennis club, right?

Weed Against Speed

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

sir_pantsalot — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:45:02 EST

It is the little girls fault for not being hot. If she were hot and grunting there wouldnt be a problem.

sir_pantsalot

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

Rob Iracane — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:44:03 EST

What, no wallaby rape?

Rob Iracane

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

Triple B — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:42:53 EST

@Its The Beer Talking: I see you've played knifey-spoony before.

Triple B

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

Matt Sussman — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:42:10 EST

No, no, no, Maria I won't. No, I... don't make that .... aw I can't say no to you.

[digs soldering iron into forehead]

Matt Sussman

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

McCroskey — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:42:09 EST

Grunting is only allowed in Thunderdome.

McCroskey

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

SEXY ELEANOR ROOSEVELT — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:41:56 EST

But how are those grumpy old club members supposed to masturbate to a nine-year-old?

SEXY ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

Triple B — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:41:18 EST

I'd love to the chance to make Sharapova grunt.

Triple B

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

Laser Guided — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:40:50 EST

Now how are you supposed to know if someone gets stabbed at midcourt if you don't allow noises?

Laser Guided

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:40:28 EST

I wish my company would ban grunting in the men's room.

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

Lady Andrea — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:40:22 EST

Australian Day on DS >>>>> Barry Bonds Gay Porn Day on DS

Lady Andrea

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

Chamomiles Davis — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:40:11 EST

And yet somehow, it's perfectly acceptable to play tennis there wearing blackface and a Nazi outfit.

Chamomiles Davis

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:40:01 EST

oh, its Rip-on-Australia day? I never updated my calendar.

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

Doyle McPoyle — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:39:49 EST

Ah, I know that face well. It's the same one most women make when they see my penis for the first time.

Doyle McPoyle

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

Signal to Noise — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:39:46 EST

Some psycho's going to get all out of sorts and trace this back to Monica Seles.

(Too soon?)

Oh, and yes (to Maria.)

Signal to Noise

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The Teufel Shuffle — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:39:32 EST

You left out the part that they threatened the kid with Mick Dundee's knife and Wally's stories.

The Teufel Shuffle

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

Its The Beer Talking — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:39:28 EST

As punishment for grunting, Ms. Edwards was originally sentenced to a booting. But a compromise was reached where she will receive one kick from a normal-sized shoe.

Its The Beer Talking

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Mo Vaughn Revolution — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:39:24 EST

Does this rule also extend to the broom closets and bathrooms around the club?

Mo Vaughn Revolution

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

LosOsosdeChicago — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:38:19 EST

Wow, pouty is very sexy.

LosOsosdeChicago

In Australia, Physical Exertion Must Be Silent

MattinglysSideburns — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:37:45 EST

"What do they want me to do? Put Band-Aids over her mouth?"

Yes.

/Travis Henry

MattinglysSideburns