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PQ Crash — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:50:01 EST

@She Blinded Me With Violence:

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:34:28 EST

@She Blinded Me With Violence: Shut it you lint licking cooty queen. Go back to your SAT practice on the east coast.

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:28:51 EST

/sticks head in door

Quiet, kids. People are trying to sleep. Next person who talks gets sent to the broom closet for the night.

/closes door

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:27:56 EST

@JB*: awww...i hope they feel better. i'm sending healthy vibes yonder way.

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:27:34 EST

@notthequarterback: *shrugs* yeah, guess so. it works.

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JB* — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:23:48 EST

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: @notthequarterback: actually, both wife and son are sick sick sick, so they are snuggling/sleeping in my bed. I am staying on the couch to try to avoid the flu plague.

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notthequarterback — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:23:01 EST

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Snogging, eh? Just wondering. Must be nice to be exposed to that much intelligence.

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notthequarterback — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:22:12 EST

@JB*: I hope you didn't anger the wife.

BTW...anybody every had that moment where something goes down the wrong pipe? Ever have that moment when you aren't drinking or eating anything and it's just saliva and you end up nearly choking to death and hocking up a lung? No? Just me? Carry on then.

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:21:26 EST

@JB*: um, what did you do?

@notthequarterback: teh guys i've dated out here so far? yes. except the bartender. but we're not really dating. just occasionally snogging.

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:19:38 EST

Oooh... I forgot it was lost night. I was at the elementary school science fair.

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JB* — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:19:33 EST

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: I know! I am on my fourth night of couch sleeping, so could use the distraction.

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notthequarterback — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:18:01 EST

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Not bed?!? Reminds me. The guys you date out there..they're cultured, no?

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PQ Crash — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:17:40 EST

Lost was fucking brilliant.

/back to the TV

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:14:33 EST

@JB*: lame. It's not even midnight here. I might actually have to... *gasp* go to bed!
NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

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JB* — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:13:02 EST

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Whomever called it "DU! til Midnight on East Coast" was close. But it is the dregs of the sports season

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:03:22 EST

anyone still up, yo?

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:32:21 EST

Night whomever is still around.

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:28:29 EST

I did e-mail Will about doing another All you Can Eat and Drink event at a Brave game under certain conditions in conjunction with his GSTF tour. He told me he'd be back in touch when he knows more.

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:25:10 EST

I could do an overnight trip on a weekend in the summer. Never been there. Know it will be hot.

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JB* — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:21:16 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: There was, though I have not seen much along those lines since then.

Perhaps a duty is calling.

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Lady Andrea — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:20:46 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: there has been indeed. I probably won't be in a position to plan a PP until I know what I'm doing after graduation, but I think CardinalRedOctober might look into it.

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:19:59 EST

Nibbles!!

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:16:24 EST

@Lady Andrea: @JB*:

Wasn't there talk of a St. Louis PP at one time?

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OchentaYcinco — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:14:49 EST

@being_sven: And things like that are exactly why I am no longer a practicing Catholic. And why I ate meat 4 different times on the first Friday of Lent. I am not eating that nasty shit.

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JB* — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:13:43 EST

@Lady Andrea: I am looking at the Rays, May 17 - 18. Sunday is Stan Musial Replica Statue Day!

Well, that and the only home weekend I have free until mid-July.

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Lady Andrea — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:11:51 EST

@JB*: yay! I gotta find a weekend to head down there.

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:10:00 EST

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Really.

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StevePerryPsychOut — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:09:57 EST

Ok, I'm going to bed. I'll see you all some other time. Lates.

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:09:12 EST

@Lady Andrea: Thank you. I was starting to feel more out of place than that time I was the only caucasian male among 20 people in a summer intern program at the local hospital back in the day.

And if that just sounded like a Family Guy line, all of you have my sincerest apologies.

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:07:48 EST

Google search: Tommy Kelly

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JB* — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:06:29 EST

@Lady Andrea: And single-game tickets go on sale today!

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Lady Andrea — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:04:32 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: I'll look for it next time around.

@She Blinded Me With Violence: no worries, I was just trying to show protestant solidarity.

@JB*: I don't know, it'll be interesting.

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being_sven — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:03:51 EST

According to the CNBC show, no meat on fridays is what birthed McDonald's Filet-o-Fish.

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Dr. Michael Mancini — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:02:39 EST

No meat on Fridays during Lent is about the only Catholic ritual I still do. Probably because my love of seafood makes it easy. Mrs. Mancini isn't Catholic but also does it out of solidarity.

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JB* — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:02:11 EST

@Lady Andrea: I'm wondering if the team is going to release the minor leaguer arrested for battery on the heels of Spiezio. My guess would be no.

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44 in a Row — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:01:21 EST

Evening, all.

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:00:39 EST

Happy Leap Day Everyone!!!

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:59:51 EST

@Lady Andrea: Ah. I should have picked up on that.

Curse you, literacy.

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being_sven — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:58:32 EST

Hello, all.

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:58:30 EST

@Lady Andrea:

Part of Top Ten Plays.

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:57:55 EST

I'm out, peeps.

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StevePerryPsychOut — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:56:13 EST

holy shit, this lady on Colbert is INSANE.

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:55:41 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: I heard about that! I wish I'd been watching. Thank god ESPN rebroadcasts SC 50 gagillion times.

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:54:51 EST

@She Blinded Me With Violence: I'm a protestant. That's why I go out for burgers when there's no meat in the dining halls on Fridays.

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JB* — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:54:32 EST

@StevePerryPsychOut: Not in my time there, though Lord knows they have probably tried to match it in the years subsequent.

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StevePerryPsychOut — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:54:28 EST

@Athletic Supporter: that's less option and more meat.

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:53:59 EST

@Lady Andrea:

Just saw on ESPN, highlights of a nice catch in center by Ankiel today against the Mets.

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StevePerryPsychOut — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:53:37 EST

@JB*: yeah, Saint Lou argued that they weren't a religious entity because there are non-Catholic trustees on the board...and won public money based on this argument. Can DPU top that???

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:51:04 EST

@Lady Andrea:

No catch of the day? :)

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:50:40 EST

Zounds. Am I the only Protestant in here? These internets are a strange and foreign place to me.

Toto, I don't think we're in SC anymore!

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StevePerryPsychOut — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:50:17 EST

@She Blinded Me With Violence: Mrs. Buttersworth and Aunt Jemima would be much more interesting. Besides, I would guess that the Pillsbury Doughboy is the Richard Simmons of the pastry aisle.

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:50:01 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: some salmon and tilapia, but it's dining hall fish so it's not good. I usually go out for burgers.

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:48:30 EST

@StevePerryPsychOut: That's what the altar boy said....

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:48:23 EST

@Berto: The Sequel:

Alan Faneca will probably be signed by 1AM.

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:48:19 EST

@J-No: Later.

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JB* — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:47:21 EST

@StevePerryPsychOut: And then there is DePaul, which despite the name tries its best to forget it is Catholic...

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:47:17 EST

We're counting down to NFL Free Agency now, ESPN?

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JB* — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:46:45 EST

Ayyy oooooo!

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StevePerryPsychOut — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:45:48 EST

@Lady Andrea: weird...we got meaty options from the Jesuits...

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:45:36 EST

@Lady Andrea:

What kind of fish do they serve?

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:45:27 EST

Think the Pillsbury Dough Boy and Mrs. Butterworth ever did the forbidden dance behind Mr. Butterworth's back?

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:43:49 EST

@J-No: @Athletic Supporter: they don't serve any meat in the dining halls here on Fridays during Lent. It annoys me.

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J-No — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:43:07 EST

@Athletic Supporter: Then she at least knows the mass in Latin.

Good night, guys and Liz. I am off to bed.

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:42:33 EST

@J-No:

You've never experienced a Jewish mother, have you?

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:42:01 EST

@J-No: Probably. She never went to a non-catholic school.

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J-No — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:41:15 EST

@She Blinded Me With Violence: Not so good. I am not a practicing Catholic.

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:41:08 EST

@StevePerryPsychOut: I think there is a can of it in my fridge right now, I'm kinda scared to even try it.

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StevePerryPsychOut — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:40:45 EST

@StevePerryPsychOut: *offended

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StevePerryPsychOut — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:39:50 EST

@Athletic Supporter: shake, point, blast, cook? I'd bet that Mrs. Butterworth is offending by a slogan so rife with innuendo.

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J-No — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:39:43 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: But how do you get to enjoy your guilt all year long if you are not constantly reminded of it?

@Athletic Supporter: Old school. She must know Latin.

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:38:14 EST

@Jefferson Short Bus: I had no idea Waffle House was that far West. I was surprised to learn the last Cracker Barrel was all the way out in Witchita when I drove to Denver a couple years ago.

@J-No: Ah. How's the lent working out for you?

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Lizabelle — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:37:59 EST

@Athletic Supporter: Dammit it wasn't porn!!

But funny, none the less:)

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:37:38 EST

@J-No: My mom grew up not eating meat at all on Fridays, and reminded us of this constantly during lent.

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:37:37 EST

@J-No:

Jews atone for their sins all in one day. It's quicker and easier.

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:36:32 EST

@J-No: I don't remember it, but I'm betting I watched it at some point.

Goodnight all.

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J-No — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:35:40 EST

@Peter Cavan:Feel better.
@Hank Scorpio: No, Saturday or Sunday afternoon and it would be Huck Finn or Gulliver's Travels. It was great.
@She Blinded Me With Violence:It's a Catholic thing. We don't eat meat on Friday's during lent. You used to fast on Friday's during lent, but they made things easier.

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:34:50 EST

@Lizabelle:

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:33:16 EST

@Berto: The Sequel: Plus, we all know your hot grits are the preferred item when interacting with Natalie Portman.

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:32:23 EST

Best news I read all day:

On May 13th, they're releasing the third season of SNL on DVD. The complete 90 minute shows. This was the season that included Steve Martin's King Tut, Two Wild and Crazy Guys, Josh Ramsey VD Caseworker, the Coneheads and OJ Simpson in Samurai Night Fever.

A great season of SNL that I remember fondly from my teen (I was 14/15) years.

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Jefferson Short Bus — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:32:16 EST

@She Blinded Me With Violence: Jesus God do I miss Waffle House. One of these days I'm going to miss it enough to drive to Phoenix.

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:31:56 EST

@J-No: No meat on Friday? A religious tenet, I assume? Forgive me for not knowing if I'm supposed to, but I'm Presbyterian USA and I barely have a handle on what we do. I think it's something along the lines of "do whatever you want, just don't do it on Sundays". Or something.

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:30:41 EST

@J-No: Were those the movies they showed at night? I remember watching a lot Jerry Lewis at night on that channel.

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Peter Cavan — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:30:34 EST

I'm going to try to sleep this thing off. See you all tomorrow.

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J-No — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:28:47 EST

@She Blinded Me With Violence:Me, too. My Dad was in banking and he used to work late on Fridays. Since he wasn't around my Mom used to make pancakes or waffles every Friday for dinner. Especially with the no meat on Friday thing.

@StevePerryPsychOut: Sorry, that was cruel.
@Hank Scorpio: Do you remember Family Classics?

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:25:21 EST

@Chloroform Monster: Normally when I have breakfast for dinner I have it at home. But I've been at a Waffle House at 3 AM (and all other times of day, for that matter) countless times. And the IHOP. But mainly Waffle House. Especially now that they have both gravy and biscuits on the menu. Seriously, where's that been for all these years?

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:25:21 EST

@Chloroform Monster: Prefer the field to be mowed?

@StevePerryPsychOut: At this point I'm pretty sure the old guy is undead.

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Lizabelle — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:23:27 EST

mmm breakfast. I'd probably kill for some pancakes right now.

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:22:02 EST

@J-No: Also Son Of Svengoolie, without that show I would have never known there were black werewolves.

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Chloroform Monster — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:21:21 EST

@Hank Scorpio: That jingle gets stuck in my head at times. I've accidentally dialed it before, and believe me when I say I'm not buying carpet these days.

@She Blinded Me With Violence: It's why I go to Dennys so often. Well that and they don't care if your drunk, on drugs, or haven't showered. As long as you aren't belligerent and pay the bill *content sigh*

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:21:12 EST

@Athletic Supporter: I got money on the fact that he went to every Star Wars movie that starred Natalie Portman with a jar of Vaseline.

And it had nothing to do with Natalie Portman.

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StevePerryPsychOut — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:20:45 EST

@Hank Scorpio: @J-No: Thanks guys, I now have the jingle, the cartoon old guy, and the old guy who used to play the old guy all stuck in my head.

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:20:41 EST

@Peter Cavan:

Growing up on LI, Diners were a popular hangout place for that reason.

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:19:53 EST

@J-No: Huge fan of breakfast for dinner.

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J-No — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:18:40 EST

@Hank Scorpio:I think I will be able to sing it on my deathbed.

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:18:01 EST

@J-No: My brothers and I watched a more then healthy amount of WFLD and WGN growing up, that jingle is burned into my brain.

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Peter Cavan — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:17:38 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: The Manhattan Tick-Tock is conveniently located near a popular movie theater so that's where my friends and I go after seeing Harry Potter movies or other such blockbusters. It's the kind of place where you can sit there for hours and they won't tell you to leave.

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J-No — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:14:44 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: I had breakfast for lunch today. My favorite.

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Fat-Fat — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:14:29 EST

And with this, (hopefully) not painful ball scratch, I bid adieu.

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Lizabelle — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:13:21 EST

@J-No: Thank you:)

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:13:19 EST

At least I can thank Comcast for showing the Pac-10.

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Fat-Fat — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:12:32 EST

@Athletic Supporter: That cannot be true.

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:12:09 EST

@Peter Cavan:

Nothing like the NYC Metro area Diner with the book size menu. Where you can get breakfast whenever.

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StevePerryPsychOut — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:11:50 EST

@Athletic Supporter: "Have you clicked on this link? ___Yes ___No ___Maybe"

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Yostal — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:11:16 EST

OK, I am off to bed. I'd love to think the weather's right, but really, it'll just be another epic fail. See you tomorrow night when I get back from U2 3D.

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:10:24 EST

@Peter Cavan:

Rt. 3 in NJ.

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Jefferson Short Bus — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:09:57 EST

@Athletic Supporter: I have no idea why she didn't like it. The penmanship was nigh perfect.

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Peter Cavan — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:09:47 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: How many Tick-Tock Diners are there? There's one near Penn Station in Manhattan.

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:07:59 EST

Also, if nobody has seen this:

[www.collegehumor.com]

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:07:19 EST

@longefellowes: Later.

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StevePerryPsychOut — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:06:51 EST

@Athletic Supporter: He runs a political machine, Daley style. You don't mention his name, but you know that he's running the show.

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Fat-Fat — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:06:47 EST

@DAGOTRON: NO! Just join us cos uh, no-one's gonna really be free until Ball persecution ends.

@She Blinded Me With Violence: Not with a bad scratch.

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:06:39 EST

@DAGOTRON: *blinks* Crikey... another rare Left-Coast Deadspinner.

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J-No — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:05:59 EST

@Lizabelle: The website look really good.

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Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her! — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:05:28 EST

@Hank Scorpio: Yes
@UkraineNotWeak: I'll look into it.

Ok, really gone now.

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J-No — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:05:07 EST

@Hank Scorpio: You have to sing it 588 2300 Empire. Back when we had pagers one of my firends would page me to their number all the time.

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DAGOTRON — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:04:37 EST

@Peter Cavan: And I'm in CA. Thank god for laptops -- I don't even have to get out of my bed!

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Lizabelle — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:04:04 EST

@Athletic Supporter: It's too cold to go outside. I'll just know in my heart that at least two or three homeless people will freeze to death. Comforting somehow.

Also comforting that the first ever Babes Love Baseball summitt will be taking place in Minny starting on March 20th. Watch the fuck out, MINNY

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Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her! — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:03:51 EST

@Yostal: That was...beautiful. Sniff.

A'ight, I'm done. Later taters.

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:03:25 EST

@Fat-Fat: You're doing it wrong.

Supposed to be a minute of pleasure.

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Fat-Fat — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:03:24 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: It fucking hurt. Long gone now.

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:03:08 EST

@longefellowes:

Tbe Tick-Tock Diner?

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:03:02 EST

@J-No: still 1-800-EMPIRE?

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DAGOTRON — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:03:01 EST

@Fat-Fat:
/only dudes will understand
I think that goes without saying. If any chick ever has a ball itch, I'm taking my dick out of her mouth and getting the fuck out of there. [/too much?]

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:02:44 EST

@Yostal: And not a single mention of Mayor McCheese.

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Peter Cavan — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:02:43 EST

@DAGOTRON: I'm in NY. Many, many people here are sick with a variety of ailments. I think it's society crumbling. If I could get off the couch and stagger into my underground bunker, I would.

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:01:59 EST

@longefellowes: Not anymore, my days of working for beer are long behind me.

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Dieter — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:01:24 EST

Was that Mitch Hedberg who threw the bottle of water at the Arizona game?

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Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her! — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:01:09 EST

@Hank Scorpio: Will you work for beer and dinners at NJ diners?

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:01:08 EST

@Fat-Fat:

Dude, there are some things you just don't post.

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Yostal — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:00:59 EST

@Athletic Supporter: @longefellowes:

One of my all-time favorite television moments.

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Its The Beer Talking — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:00:58 EST

@Fat-Fat: A fantastic win. And with that, I'm out. Happy DUAN-ing, all.

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J-No — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:00:22 EST

@Hank Scorpio: Okay, call me to set it up. You know the number right?

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Fat-Fat — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:00:05 EST

Ever have a ball itch and you went to scratch it but end up having one minute of pain. FUCK!

/only dudes will understand

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StevePerryPsychOut — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:00:02 EST

@Athletic Supporter: I was hoping that the ambiguity would add to its awesomeness. Apparently not though, I've just confused myself.

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DAGOTRON — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:59:50 EST

@She Blinded Me With Violence: I think we're actually on different coasts. Maybe it's something in the underground kool-aid we all drink around here.

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:59:00 EST

@J-No: Ok, ok fine; but you have to pay me in cash not Empire Carpet coupons this time.

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Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her! — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:58:49 EST

@Yostal: Probably not. The fry-guys, maybe.

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:58:34 EST

@Yostal: I think hantavirus could kill Grimace.... and Birdy too.

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:58:22 EST

@Its The Beer Talking: I don't believe that for a second. If any of those three went out to the bars, it'd be Musberger.

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:57:53 EST

Butch is definitely looking down Erin's blouse.

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Yostal — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:57:44 EST

@Peter Cavan: Could the Hantavirus kill the Grimace?

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:57:26 EST

@DAGOTRON: @Peter Cavan: You two should hang out. Or not hang out, maybe that was the problem.

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J-No — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:57:01 EST

@Athletic Supporter:You win.

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:56:28 EST

@Lizabelle: You know, nobody would really notice if you stabbed a drifter.

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DAGOTRON — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:56:17 EST

Hello DU!AN...

You know what's bittersweet? Getting the day off of work.

What makes that bittersweet? The fact that it was because I've got a viral flu.

DAGOTRON

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Fat-Fat — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:56:10 EST

@Its The Beer Talking: 1 fucking turnover!

1
one
PWNED

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Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her! — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:56:02 EST

@Lizabelle: Hope ya feel better about it soon, hun.

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Peter Cavan — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:55:21 EST

@J-No: Maybe it's the hantavirus.

I feel a little better just being at home. Somehow I made it through orchestra rehearsal tonight. If I'd had to stand up and play I might have passed out but since the viola is played sitting down I did OK. And I even played better than I thought.

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:54:47 EST

@Lizabelle:

I understand.

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Its The Beer Talking — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:54:29 EST

Musberger just alluded to the fact that Lavin and Erin Andrews went out to the Madison bars last night. Damn it. Why did I move away?

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Lizabelle — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:54:09 EST

Actually not work related for once...I'll just stew in it until I fall asleep. It's not something good to talk about here.

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:53:19 EST

@Lizabelle: The guy in the picture on this post is available. He enjoys getting hit in the face with blunt objects.

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Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her! — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:53:01 EST

@Lizabelle: Heh. As a Cleveland fan, I might take exception to that. But I won't, cuz it was funny.

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J-No — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:51:53 EST

@Hank Scorpio: This isn't Minnesota. By May, we are good.
@UkraineNotWeak: I just painted everything and I love it. Now I want new floors, appliances, everything. Once you start you can't stop.

@Lizabelle: What happened? Are you okay?

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Fat-Fat — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:51:44 EST

@Lizabelle: Work again? What did the dragon slayer ask of you now?

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Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her! — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:50:50 EST

@Lizabelle: Oh, that kind of hate everybody. Take up some form of Karate. Then you get to kick the shit out of your sparring opponent.

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Lizabelle — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:50:33 EST

Although this i'm quite proud of.

[www.babeslovebaseball.com]

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StevePerryPsychOut — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:50:25 EST

@Peter Cavan: The gf went to a Walgreens with a clinic and got a $2 exam a couple of weeks ago. Not necessarily ideal, but its an option.

@J-No: Are the pin-striped Old Style cans out yet? That's how you know its time.

@She Blinded Me With Violence: Where'd you Xerox that answer from?

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:50:02 EST

@StevePerryPsychOut: Of course it matters...

And my mom definitely wouldn't run for public office.

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Lizabelle — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:49:18 EST

I'm just fucking frustrated and it sucks and I want to punch things in the face.

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Fat-Fat — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:49:00 EST

@Athletic Supporter: How dare you! Obama has qualifications that make Winsto.....swoon...

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J-No — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:48:53 EST

@Peter Cavan: Ebola Virus. I'm sure of it.

/get well.

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Peter Cavan — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:48:27 EST

@StevePerryPsychOut: I think it's just a bug. Usually when I feel this crappy, a good night's sleep makes a huge difference. I hope I don't really need the Tamiflu. I'm sort of between doctors right now.

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:48:19 EST

@J-No:

I'm probably going to have the middle level painted this year and buy some furniture to fill out some rooms.

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StevePerryPsychOut — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:48:06 EST

@Athletic Supporter: Does it matter? I did it to your mom.

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:48:00 EST

@StevePerryPsychOut: I think there's Hope for that name, but you can always Change it if it doesn't work for you.

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:48:00 EST

@J-No: Isn't that still the snowy season in Chicago?

Though that would leave me like, what a week in July?

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StevePerryPsychOut — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:47:18 EST

@Its The Beer Talking: I did "Vick's Legal Fees" for a football time last fall. I'd have to go toward's "Spiezio's Prison Tatts" so as to avoid redundancy.

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:47:07 EST

Well, that's not exactly a positive output now, is it Michigan St.?

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:47:07 EST

@StevePerryPsychOut: Can I get a ruling on what "Obama'd" means....

like does it mean you nominated her for a major office with comparatively little political background?

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Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her! — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:46:51 EST

@Peter Cavan: Awww, I'm sorry. I went through that all last week. I'll send you some Reiki, if you like.

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Fat-Fat — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:46:47 EST

KIKI for Isiah in the works. yes/no.?

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StevePerryPsychOut — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:46:06 EST

@Peter Cavan: go to the doc, get TamiFlu, you'll feel a ton better pretty fast. 20 bucks with insurance, it seems.

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J-No — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:46:04 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: Me, too. And I would like to replace some windows. Mine are not so great.

@Hank Scorpio:Okay, you get a bye until May, bu tthat is it.
@StevePerryPsychOut: The Cubs are on TV on Saturday, we have to be close.

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Its The Beer Talking — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:45:51 EST

@StevePerryPsychOut: I went with the name "Spiezio's Legal Woes" for my fantasy team. Thought the rhyme scheme was pretty solid.

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Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her! — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:45:06 EST

@StevePerryPsychOut: I like it, but I'm twisted.

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:44:53 EST

@Peter Cavan: I have one sure-fire remedy for all that ails you.... whiskey.

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StevePerryPsychOut — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:44:46 EST

@Lizabelle: would the "Office Olympics" episode help cure it?

@UkraineNotWeak: that sucks...you might spill it on your streudel that way.

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Fat-Fat — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:44:44 EST

@StevePerryPsychOut: I like it. Very subtle.

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:44:08 EST

@Lizabelle: This is the reason I tell people I didn't go to med school.

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:43:48 EST

@longefellowes: Somebody stole her fedora and favorite reporter's notepad.

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Peter Cavan — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:43:36 EST

Hey all. I feel like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag. I'm fervently hoping that a night spent curled up on my couch or in bed with a heavy blanket will cure me of whatever chills and aches I mysteriously developed around noon today. I hope I don't have the bird flu.

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Fat-Fat — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:43:17 EST

@Its The Beer Talking: Glorious.
Izzo likes to yell.

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:43:06 EST

@Lizabelle:

What did we do now? Honestly, I replaced the lid on the rape jelly. Someone else left it out exposed.

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StevePerryPsychOut — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:42:52 EST

@J-No: I'm beginning to believe that we'll have no use for such thing as a deck ever again. brrrrrr.

@Fat-Fat: I named my fantasy baseball team "I Obama'd Your Mama", but I'm not entirely sure if I'm going to stick with it...anybody-thumbs up or down?

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Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her! — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:42:32 EST

@Lizabelle: Any specific reason(s)? Or is this just a general DS-I-hate-people rant?

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:41:43 EST

@J-No:Oh no, I learned the hard way about building a deck in a snow storm.

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Lizabelle — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:41:29 EST

I think I seriously hate everyone.

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:41:16 EST

@J-No:

I have to have my deck power washed and resealed this spring.

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Its The Beer Talking — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:41:15 EST

@Fat-Fat: Butch for 3 X 2!!!!!

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Fat-Fat — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:39:20 EST

OK. I have a religious joke. Three Muslims walk into the Anbar Province USO....ummmm...hold on..Obama just called me and said he loves my pants and thinks that Zubaz are SO in this year. swoon.

BUTCH!!!!! FOR 3!!!

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J-No — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:39:16 EST

@Hank Scorpio: Nah, I had the driveway redone like 3 years ago, it was the deck, silly. See you Saturday.

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:39:14 EST

@StevePerryPsychOut: That'll happen, I am a witty motherfucker.

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:38:31 EST

@Lizabelle: Oh, I understand, your trenchcoat expenses must be insane.

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StevePerryPsychOut — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:38:28 EST

@Hank Scorpio: I understand. But the word was there, and that's what got my attention.

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Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her! — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:37:57 EST

@She Blinded Me With Violence: I'll let ya know.

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:37:41 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: It was before I edited that comment. As it stands it was meant literally.

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Lizabelle — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:37:27 EST

@Hank Scorpio: I'm a journalist living in Manhattan. Yes:)

@longefellowes: Yes:(

@Yostal: Today was bathroom. Tomorrow is bedroom and laundry. We'll see if I survive.

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:36:58 EST

@StevePerryPsychOut: Really it is the context, it wasn't a priest joke it was a movie reference. Now if I had said a priest and a young boy, well that would be different.

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