<![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair! - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair! - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> Henry Waxman as Cardinal Fang.

Whitey Fisk

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> @preciousroy: The soft Cushions.

Sliderofdeath

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> @BabyGorilla: Seriously, it took that long?

Bring out.... The soft pillows.

preciousroy

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

BabyGorilla

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> despite your protests, you know you want it

The General is our new weekday daddy?

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> You gotta hand it to Clemens, no one and I mean no one can go that many consecutive days of tucking whatever shirt their wearing tightly into their jeans.

The Sports Hernia

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> What...nobody? Fine. I'll do it.

Our chief weapon is surprise. Surprise and fear. Fear and...our TWO weapons are fear and surprise...and an almost fanatical devotion to the po...*sigh* Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as..

And so on and so forth.

Senators Lost Cojones

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> @MrShiz: He should have referred to it as "the mother fucking EURO"

DougOLis

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> Since he's been at Astros camp, can they please stop showing him in a Yankee uniform in every single newspaper?

The Sports Hernia

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> Why do I even bother emailing you cats anything.

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Stet Sports Blog

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> @chilltown:

Exactly. Either that or McNamee NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT COLOUR THE BOIL WAS!

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> @Send It In, Jerome!: Bill was giving hot beef injections to Monica's mouth around the same time as Mc Namee was giving the same -- I mean, "b12 shots" -- to Clemens's butt. I don't think this is coincidence.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> @JimmyChitwood: ...and somewhere Dan Burton blames it on Bill Clinton.

Fixed.

Send It In, Jerome!

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> @Gourmet Spud: Is it going to turn out that the evidence of Clemens doing steroids was written in steam on a mirror after a shower?

chilltown

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> I hear they are going to push for harsher than normal punishment. He's going to be forced to play for the Pirates for the league minimum.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> Why don't they just have Clemens go on that reality show Moment of Truth?

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> Harold & Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo > Barry and Roger: Escape from Attica

Secret Identity

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> @Gourmet Spud: Man, oh man! You're killing me, Spud.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> ...and somewhere Dan Burton weeps.

JimmyChitwood

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> .
Hopefully Molly and Loonette the Clown have space for Roger.

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]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> @chilltown: I mean, he is used to rectal bleeding after all.

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> @Jefferson Short Bus:

You know, this whole stupid investigation really Bugs Me-any.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> @Doyle McPoyle: No, they're going to release the robotic Richard Simmons.

muggsybogues

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> @Its The Beer Talking: In the Astros bullpen cart.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> Previous attempts to use the rack failed due to miscommunication.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> Wait, didn't Waxman say he regreted holding the hearing the very next day?

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Ok. Makes sense to me!

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> Nothing inspires fear like a committee asking a giant bureaucracy if something warrants further investigation.

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> @Jefferson Short Bus:

Suzyn Waldman will really be crying at that event.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> Release the mole army!

ASox

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> I'll be thrilled if this ordeal ends with Suzyn Waldman driving Clemens around in a low-speed chase through the streets of Houston.

Its The Beer Talking

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> @chilltown: +1, McNamee has already had him in that position before, Roger should have no problem with being in it again.

gunga galunga gunga - gunga galunga

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> @Chief Wahoo: Because his pants were on fire.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> for the first time in the history of the world, Mark Madsen sums up all my thoughts fairly well.

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MrShiz

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> But how does deceased King of Kensington star Al Waxman feel on the subject?

/Hopelessly Canadian

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> What are ya gonna do, release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth so when they bark they shoot bees at you?

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> @Gourmet Spud: Waxman asked more than one question.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> They'll hold a press conference in mid-May to announce their decision to charge Clemens with perjury. This process will repeat for the next three years.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> For god's sake, won't somebody think of the children!

Chad Sexington

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> No, no, nothing adds up here at all...

gunga galunga gunga - gunga galunga

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> Clemens better not misremember how to hold on to the soap in jail.

chilltown

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> @Chief Wahoo: The suspense is reaching Encyclopedia Brown-like levels.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> @UkraineNotWeak: Touch my monkey.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> The pic from the Canseco party is of Clemens motorboating his wifes fresh enhancments.

Tony E

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> Wait a second. When Congressman Cummings reminded Clemens over and over again that he was under oath, he was serious? Jeez, how do you like that?

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> This isn't how it happened in Quiz Show !

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> Henry Waxman (tenting fingers, pants)

*Fixed. He lives for this stuff.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> This is the time on Deadspin when we dance.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> Wait, aside from the testimony of eyewitnesses, photographic evidence, and possibly DNA, how do they know he lied?

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!]]> Mr Clemens, I have to ask: what uniform will you wear into the Hall of Fame? Red Sox grey? Yankees pinstripes? Or prison orange?

Civil Negligence

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