<![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> @badead1: I've seen some comparisons already to the Bengals. It's gotten ridiculous...

metalmaniac

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> Has anyone pointed out yet that Spiezio's blood alcohol level was higher than his 2005 batting average?!

SportsCentre

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> I never thought my Cardinals would be known as the drunkards of the league. But, still better than the "loveable losers" in my opinion.

badead1

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> @rock & rye: How else do you think he pays for his wife's theatrical stagings??

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> With the passion of a baseball man and the arguments of a lawyer - he's both -
******
LaRussa is a lawyer? No kidding? Wow! Hey, where's Jerome Bettis from?
/s/ the last ignorant sports fan in the northern hemisphere

Johnny LaRue

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> the Torre Defense is alive and well....

Glenn Beck's Taint

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> Rick! Jerk!

No, I kid: I thought Burwell's story was outstanding, and I simply didn't get around to posting it.

If you'll excuse me: These fruity beverages aren't going to drink themselves.

Will Leitch

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> I can just picture Rick sliding across the floor in his socks and underwear now. The good news for him is he gets to bang some hooker after driving wills car into Lake Michigan.

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> Did anyone else click on the continue link earlier and the post disappear? I thought it really self-destructed.

Little Lebowski Urban Achiever

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> with Ryan Franklin, Ankiel, Troy Glaus, and now Juan Gonzalez, it's obvious Tony Larussa is an HGH dealer.

/still bitter from 2006

rock & rye

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> @Rick Chandler: Let's hope this turns out better for you than for him.

I'd hate to see you married to Kyra Sedgewick.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> @Peter Cavan: Or Wild Turkey. Or Both.

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> @Burning_River: He's hopped up on goofballs! Goofballs!

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> "Heeeey, where my Cardinals post go?

Oh, here it is, back up you go l'il feller."

thesepretzels

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,I,Z,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,U,Z,T,U,V,X,Y,X,Z.

How can we really take seriously anything this guy says?

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> What did you expect from LaRussa? Clearly, the man is unbalanced. For Christ's sake, LaRussa thought his performance as the rabbit in "The Mad Hatter" was transcendent.

[deadspin.com]

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> @Mannys Acta:

SteakGrowsonDmitri: the fuck is a spiezio

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> @Chief Wahoo: (Kevin Bacon in front of the Food King): "All is well!"

Rick Chandler

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> I believe LaRussa when he implies that he doesn't think driving under the influence is a crime. Actually, that would explain a lot.

Secret Identity

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> Someone killed the post and Rick would not be denied his insubordination.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> .

@Foo Fighters - The Pretenders: Oh Boy. I'm in shit now.
But not as big in shit as Rick is gonna be for breaking Deadspin's Space-Time Continuum.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> The real question is how long do the Nats wait before signing Spiezio?

/beating everyone to the punch before the obvious comment is made

Natzzzzzz

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> @The Count of Monte Fisto: +1. Horrible yet exactly the type of humor I enjoy. I will see you in hell.

MitchKayak

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> What tha? This post keeps coming and going and I woke up with my underwear on backwards. I'm confused.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> The ghost of Josh Hancock haunts us!

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> postjack

Holy shit - I'm listening to end of the Fla Balt baseball game on mlb.com, and they just wrapped it up by playing the Chris Berman "2-2-2" bit.

Ladies love Fennis

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> Juan Encarnacion doesn't see what the big deal is.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> I'd comment on this post, but I don't want my name associated with it. You take the bullet yourself, Rick

uh oh

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> I'm freaking out, man!!!

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> A glitch in the Matrix?

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> I'll hide you in the attic, Rick.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> @McNutty: Proactively? Isn't that ow Jessica Simpson fights acne?

Sliderofdeath

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> Being the same Mike that met Will before game 7 of the 2006 NLCS in GSTF that:

veered into Cardinal history, our favorite players, the games we were there to see in person, the heartbreakers, Willie McGee, everything.

where oh where did that happy Mike go and where did those teams go? The comparison to the Bengals makes me want to cry.

Midwesterner in NYC

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> who wants to see me hit some dingers?

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> "There isn't anything that we didn't actively and proactively attempt to do it right."

Actively and proactively?? That's pretty damn active.

McNutty

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> ?????

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> Hell, after last year, I'm convinced that LaRussa thinks he's a freaking football coach. Or a jockey, after about 14 cosmos.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> Maybe Speez and Rick will be able to take turns holding place in the unemployment line while the other goes off to use the bathroom (and/or sob uncontrollably).

micke

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> Rick,

It has been fun reading you over the past two years. Please do find a way to let us know where you wind up after what is sure to be an ugly dismissal.

Jerkwheat

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> @buttons:

Cat in the Hat: Are you sure you don't want me to clean up this mess? You're parents might be mad.
Young Peter Griffith: Nah, it'll be funny....

What Would Kornheiser Do?

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> Don't worry, Rick, you are Penske material. You are aware...

Barry Lutz

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> Why is it that I have such a strong image of Will suddenly sitting up in his chaise lounge, slowly looking around and, very jedi-like, saying, "I sense a deep disturbance within the force..."?

Robert Barone’s Dog

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> Rick, don't be silly. Daddy won't be back until Sunday. You'll be fired by Monday morning.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> I notice he didn't mention any absence of illegality with the White Sox. We all just assumed rampant cheating went on with Luzinski & Joel Skinner, now we have proof.

Chief Illiniwek

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> .
That Rick is so sly, his brilliant plan is actually working.
No one else noticed. Maybe the F$^KING DREW F*@K was too loud? If I may join in

RED BIRDS SUCK! GIVE TORONTO ALBERT PUJOLS & (insert 2nd baseman) AS WELL!!!
JUAN GONZALEZ IS FINISHED! ANKIEL IS OVERRATED! NO ONE CAN HEAR ME!

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> @bizzo5000: We'll have a maid clean all this shit up before his plane lands, don't worry.

buttons

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> Regular daddy is gonna be soooo pissed.

bizzo5000

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> Ooooh, next run a story about the shady recruiting tactics of [name redacted] and the NCAA's found out he paid each recruit the past two years $15,000 to play at Illinois! Then make a post admitting that GSTF was actually ghost-written by Rick! Then let's all take turns crank-calling Leitch during his vacation and telling him the NFL has announced the floundering Buzzsaw franchise will be contracted before next season!

Anarchy!

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> Wow!! There is an Underground to The Underground.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> St. Louis Cardinals: MLB :: Cincinnati Bengals : NFL

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> Considering what happened to Josh Hancock, I'd say Speizio got off easy.

The Count of Monte Fisto

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> Jeanne Zelasko mourns the tickler...

What Would Kornheiser Do?

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> But Cardinals fans don't just care about the game! They care about the players. As people.

Unless they have a substance abuse problem and didn't start much last year.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[This Cardinals Post Will Self-Destruct In 30 Seconds. Good Luck, Jim]]> .
I purposely waited until Big Daddy Drew put up his post at the same time.
/read between the lines

Um. Which one do I read / comment first?

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

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