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The Other Shoe Drops In Clemens Case

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 21:26:48 EST

@Secret Identity: I would say Tim Johnson, since Cleland is no longer an active Senator.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

The Other Shoe Drops In Clemens Case

Gio — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 21:00:20 EST

Indiana rep. Dan Burton thinks that Roger will be a titan of the prison system.

Gio

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shawnkemp40 — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:07:47 EST

Is there an investigation in to whether the trainer lied? There isn't? Oh...Clemens is screwed. Pucker up jack ass!

shawnkemp40

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wocka wocka — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:36:27 EST

send him to guantanamo

wocka wocka

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Glenn Beck's Taint — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:06:58 EST

howdy, Pardon-er

Glenn Beck's Taint

The Other Shoe Drops In Clemens Case

IchiroSuzukiSamurai — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:49:57 EST

The NSA just let out a $24 billion contract on the use of third ears as a listening device.

IchiroSuzukiSamurai

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Laser Guided — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:16:06 EST

Cost to go after Clemens > Cost to shoot down spy sattelite

Am I saying we should take clemens out with a missle? Don't be silly! Why, you got one?

Laser Guided

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Stet Sports Blog — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:12:29 EST

As long as the shoes of Little Richard are not involved....

Stet Sports Blog

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garbageday — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:09:17 EST

I hope he remains able to pitch for the Astros, because I fear life as we know it will end once the last player standing from R.B.I. Baseball retires.
/Curse of Donnie Moore

garbageday

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Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her! — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:04:14 EST

@Jefferson Short Bus: Beers, steers and queers.

/fixed, Revco style

Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her!

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econdave — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:55:48 EST

I also think he would have been better off with Lionel Hutz as his lawyer.

econdave

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econdave — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:54:26 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: That would be the ultimate episode of Cops, wouldn't it?

econdave

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:48:06 EST

Photo caption:

"I coulda had a V-8!!"

Weed Against Speed

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Jefferson Short Bus — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:46:20 EST

Leavenworth hears they have nothing but steers and queers in Texas.

Jefferson Short Bus

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Dieter — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:44:10 EST

/threadjack

Dakich comb-over < Keady comb-over

/end threadjack

Dieter

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Its The Beer Talking — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:42:54 EST

Check out the pic - he's already practicing the "shield my face from the cameras" move for the courthouse steps.

Its The Beer Talking

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Jews For Purple Jesus — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:42:51 EST

Hey Roger,

Come talk to me when you get here. I know these Mexicans.

-Mike

Jews For Purple Jesus

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Brazil Thrill — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:39:06 EST

RC-"Honey, the guys are pushing me hard to lie in front of Congress."
DC-"Are you serious?"
RC-"Just say the word and I'll tell the truth."
DC-*silence*
RC-"Guys, I'm gonna commit perjury! She was so happy, she was speechless!"

Brazil Thrill

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:38:58 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: Nah. Wife beater with a chili stain on the front.

Weed Against Speed

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I Party With 33765-183 — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:38:45 EST

This is going to get a lot uglier before it gets better.

Really? Because I'm of the opinion that it's almost at the point where I need to make some popcorn and get into my fat pants...

I Party With 33765-183

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mlmintampa — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:37:59 EST

San Quentin needs a pitcher.
[www.californiaconnected.org]

mlmintampa

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HebrewHammer — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:37:46 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: Will he and his wife be comparing breast implants?

HebrewHammer

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Secret Identity — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:37:19 EST

You don't come into Henry Waxman's house talking smack

So Max Cleland is Ned?

Secret Identity

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Hank Hell's Haunted House — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:37:19 EST

man waxman really has turned up his nose at clemens

Hank Hell's Haunted House

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UkraineNotWeak — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:36:47 EST

Wake me when Clemens is dragged out of his house in cuffs. Of course, he will be shirtless at the time.

UkraineNotWeak

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BraveSrRob — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:36:18 EST

His next argument is going to be he's lived in Texas so long that he no longer understands English well enough to testify.

BraveSrRob

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Spors Gratia Sportis — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:35:57 EST

Couldn't the FBI have just waited another 15 minutes and announced that they had concluded their investigation too?

Spors Gratia Sportis

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Gourmet Spud — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:34:56 EST

The Other Shoe Drops...

"Alright, testicles, you're next!"

- Clemens

Gourmet Spud

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Babcocksure — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:33:49 EST

I think he misremembered lying to congress is a felony

Babcocksure

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Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0 — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:33:07 EST

"Her bouquet cleaved his hardened shell
And fondled his muscled heart.
He imbibed her glistening spell
Just before the other shoe fell."
- Newman

Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0

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Spors Gratia Sportis — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:33:06 EST

Is it lunchtime again?

Spors Gratia Sportis

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1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:32:23 EST

If the butt does not bleed, you must concede.

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes