Hasn't Benny The Bull Suffered Enough? - Deadspin Comments

Hasn't Benny The Bull Suffered Enough?

suntastic — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:48:39 EST

That inflatable "Jabba the Hutt" tongue on the big bull is pure nightmare fuel.

suntastic

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the sieve — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:16:05 EST

@EggandCheeseonaRoll: +1

the sieve

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the sieve — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:15:06 EST

@UpstateUnderdog: Yes, Isa the Iguana and Tico the Squirrel are on Jerry next week.

the sieve

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EggandCheeseonaRoll — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:15:02 EST

Apparently red bull gives you more than wings.

Heeyoo!

EggandCheeseonaRoll

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MenaceIISobriety — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:10:51 EST

@Port City Gangsta: i used to fuck guys like him in prison

MenaceIISobriety

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MenaceIISobriety — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:07:04 EST

THIS SHOW IS SO FAKE.

MenaceIISobriety

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econdave — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:42:10 EST

@Illegal Immigrant: Are you a scout for the Red Sox?

econdave

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The White Boom Boom — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:38:46 EST

@Illegal Immigrant: You are not alone...I was starting to think I was the only one that noticed her.

The White Boom Boom

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BelichickSpiesOnYou — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:37:49 EST

@Illegal Immigrant: Your "sercret" is that you can't spell so good.

BelichickSpiesOnYou

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Laser Guided — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:24:20 EST

some chick screwing a bull and no madonna jokes yet?

Laser Guided

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Illegal Immigrant — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:20:29 EST

My sercret: I jerked off to the girl in the striped shirt behind Jerry in the opening scene.

Illegal Immigrant

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FuzzysFriedChicken — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:19:31 EST

The Jerry Reinsdorf show?

FuzzysFriedChicken

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Ways and Natrone Means Committee — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:19:23 EST

It could be worse; the other Benny could've fought dirty, like this kid:

Ways and Natrone Means Committee

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Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:19:13 EST

I think the real problem started when rumors were substantiated that Benny is actually hung like a newborn calf.

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs

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Dead Wrestlers Society — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:17:35 EST

@Port City Gangsta: Wow, I didn't know about Healey. Never was a fan of his music but I love that movie. The Swayze source is The Enquirer so not sure how true that is.

Dead Wrestlers Society

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muggsybogues — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:13:34 EST

Maybe, possibly, instead of scheduling two Bulls mascots for appearances on daytime talk shows that peaked a decade ago, the Bulls front office should try and trade for an alpha scorer.

Just saying. Drew Gooden just won't cut it.

muggsybogues

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J-No — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:11:26 EST

If this is what they show on Springer, what the hell kind of guests do they have on the Steve Wilkos Show?

J-No

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Doyle McPoyle — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:10:33 EST

Mr. Met would have just collapsed in despair.

Doyle McPoyle

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McCroskey — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:05:34 EST

@Kccal: Followed by "Man or Woman?" drag queen guessing game, also starring Steely McBeam

McCroskey

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:05:14 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: Personally I'd say any dream in which you imagine pickles or pickle shaped objects being thrown in your direction is a sign of something deeper.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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the earl of weaver — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:04:35 EST

Actually Jerry, I'm not a bull. I'm a broom.

the earl of weaver

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U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:04:35 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: Do you mind if I name my first child after you? "Dipshit Knight" has a nice ring to it.

U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:03:16 EST

The NBA: where big nosed bitches cheating on mascots happens.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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Ted Striker — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:03:05 EST

You know, Benny could've ended the cheater with a well-placed stickpin.

Ted Striker

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MisterC — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:02:39 EST

@TebowWearsJorts: But NO.... It has to be your bull.

MisterC

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7-8 Deville — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:02:22 EST

It could be worse, Benny. She could have been making time with Kirk Hinrich.

7-8 Deville

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Bunkie Perkins — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:00:56 EST

Roadhouse Threadjack/

Swayze diagnosed with cancer, 5 weeks to live. First Jeff Healey now this! The Double Deuce is falling apart.

/End Roadhouse Threadjack

Bunkie Perkins

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tater — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:00:48 EST

@UkraineNotWeak:
Nah, I call that a typical Wednesday.

tater

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TimBiakabutukaMyLunchMoney — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:00:22 EST

I could get a good look at a T-Bone steak by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it.

TimBiakabutukaMyLunchMoney

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Jefferson Short Bus — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:59:32 EST

The Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull would have destroyed a larger, inflatable version of himself.

Jefferson Short Bus

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:59:02 EST

Ever have a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:58:38 EST

First of all, fighting a giant inflatable version of yourself is nothing unique; I have that dream about every other night.

Rick: it's not a dream... and it's not you. It's a woman, but she is inflatable.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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TimBiakabutukaMyLunchMoney — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:58:05 EST

I love the unscripted, reality of Jerry Springer's shows...it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

TimBiakabutukaMyLunchMoney

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Kccal — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:55:48 EST

@McCroskey: Maury will then follow that with a I was ugly in high school, but now I'm hot starring the Boston Celtics leprechaun

Kccal

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Chief Illiniwek — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:55:42 EST

href="#c4545005">LosOsosdeChicago: Or that he got arrested at the Taste a few years ago.

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Chief Illiniwek

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BelichickSpiesOnYou — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:55:30 EST

I didn't know they taped Springer in New Jersey.. did you Benny's girl's nose and perm?

BelichickSpiesOnYou

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Weed Against Speed — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:55:10 EST

This just in: Pamela Anderson is now screwing Benny the Bull.

Weed Against Speed

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Carlton_Whitfield — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:54:22 EST

These covert Humane Society videos have got to stop.

Carlton_Whitfield

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sir_pantsalot — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:54:13 EST

"I'm sorry Benny but with your nose sticking out like it does and my big honker it is just impossible for us to kiss and I cant have that."

sir_pantsalot

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Triple B — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:53:33 EST

Steely McBeam doesn't like women

Triple B

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Tuffy — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:53:27 EST

Send Benny the Bull to work with Herm Edwards. See if we care.

Tuffy

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Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:52:52 EST

Squatch would've owned inflatable-Squatch

I love Squatch

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

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LosOsosdeChicago — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:52:44 EST

Let's not forget the time Da Bull, the Bulls shittier mascot, got arrested for selling weed out of his trunk.

LosOsosdeChicago

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UpstateUnderdog — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:52:05 EST

I thought Benny the Bull was a character on Dora the Explorer

/father of a 3 year old

UpstateUnderdog

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McCroskey — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:51:05 EST

Later, Maury will prove which Benny is the baby's daddy

McCroskey

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David Hume — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:50:58 EST

It usually takes a few weeks of singleness before they go the larger, plastic version of the boyfriend.

David Hume

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Civil Negligence — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:50:51 EST

Needs more Klu Klux Klan.

Civil Negligence

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Weed Against Speed — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:50:24 EST

Whatever you do, don't piss off that mascot. If I learned anything from Carlito's Way, it's that you don't fuck with anything named Benny.

Weed Against Speed

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RonZookonRedBull — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:48:16 EST

Cheer up, Benny. It would be hard for any guy to compete with that tongue.

RonZookonRedBull

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Tuffy — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:48:10 EST

Benny the Bull is ahead of Tyrus Thomas on the Boylan depth chart.

Tuffy

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BloggyMcBlogBlog — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:47:56 EST

My ex-girlfriend used to bang the Charlie Brown float from the Macy's parade. Oh wait, that was just some bald dude with an ugly shirt. Fucking whore.

BloggyMcBlogBlog

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Tuffy — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:47:40 EST

Bull shit.

Tuffy

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tater — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:46:35 EST

Shoulda been you, Larry Hughes.

tater