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Sliderofdeath — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 07:05:34 EST

Hey, you mess with the bull, you get the horn.

Sliderofdeath

Attempted Chemistry — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 16:50:14 EST

I wonder if this guy is also a Raider fan. (Remember, the guy who got mauled was buried in his Raider jersey.) Coincidentally, Oakland itself has a first-class zoo (the SF Zoo is surprisingly awful).

Attempted Chemistry

BabaOje — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:46:19 EST

Atleast he was smart enough to stay away from Nightmare Ant's cage. We all know that no bars can hold Nightmare Ant back.

@thesepretzels: its "a second time", not "yet again". Sorry but OCD/Holy Grail nerdiness made me do it.

BabaOje

Mr. Bigglesworth — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:30:27 EST

As for Zuluaga, she said, "He's an adult. He should know better." But he was only 24...

Mr. Bigglesworth

A Pimp Named DaveR — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:28:36 EST

Do you think the SF Zoo has a big sign that reads:

"[41] Days Since Last Customer Mauled By Animal"
"Remember, Safety Is Our Business!"

A Pimp Named DaveR

Buzz's Monkey Butler — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:22:57 EST

Would it be misdemeanor animal taunting if you yelled obscenities at Ron Artest?

Buzz's Monkey Butler

Mr. Sparkle — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:04:22 EST

Was this in the African plains or the Natural Selection exhibit?

Mr. Sparkle

MenaceIISobriety — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:00:51 EST

at least he finally gets a tattoo of an acorn under his right eye

MenaceIISobriety

Sucko-T — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:51:42 EST

Sucko-T

Cialis Cooper — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:45:54 EST

Of course it had to be the black rhino.

Cialis Cooper

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:43:57 EST

The animal appeared unfazed, police Sgt. Steve Mannina said.

Really? The armor-clad Rhino wasn't fazed by the acorns? Solid police work, Sgt. Steve Mannina.

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

thesepretzels — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:43:57 EST

Heard just before the police arrived: "Now run away, Mr. Rhino, before I taunt you yet again."

/bad french accent
//thanks, I'll be here all week.

thesepretzels

TheLou-Do — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:40:59 EST

I hope nobody taunts the Fuck Lion.

TheLou-Do

hockalees — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:39:35 EST

Acorns? At a rhino? Those nutty San Franciscans.

Puns for jokes? Really?!?

Tusk tusk...

hockalees

Civil Negligence — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:36:54 EST

Taunting large animals is a misdemeanor in SF? Good thing Sapp retired.

Civil Negligence

Jefferson Short Bus — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:35:46 EST

They harass animals at the SF Zoo because it sucks.

Jefferson Short Bus

Rock You Like An Iracane — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:35:18 EST

Acorns? At a rhino? Those nutty San Franciscans.

Rock You Like An Iracane

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:34:55 EST

I would hardly call this taunting. I think that if he made the rhino watch game film of the 49ers last season that would have been better cause for a citation.

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs

thesepretzels — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:29:27 EST

He's lucky he got charged with a misdemeanor. Convicted felony animal taunters don't have it so good in the can.

thesepretzels