LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG - Deadspin Comments

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

Basketbawful — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 17:22:05 EST

@HazelMaesLandingStrip: Totally kidding. It was a great game. It was like the playoffs in March. March Madne...oh, wait, never mind.

Basketbawful

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

The Seaward (nee Tocchets Bookie) — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:17:19 EST

@Stev D: My rise to power was based on spine-ectomies.

The Seaward (nee Tocchets Bookie)

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

J.R.RiderSmokingWeedOutOfASodaCan — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:44:43 EST

I don't know if it's injured, but "LeBron's" right pinky definitely doesn't look right. hmm.

J.R.RiderSmokingWeedOutOfASodaCan

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

Babcocksure — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:13:17 EST

@The Sports Hernia: more applause for Bron Bron than any player on the Knicks in the last 5 years

Babcocksure

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

Babcocksure — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:12:22 EST

@Sh!tShow: NBA -

No
Business
Acting

Babcocksure

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

The Sports Hernia — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 10:58:09 EST

The Garden was awesome last night. When LeBron hit that shot from half court at the buzzer, the whole place thought they won free cocaine, it was great.

The Sports Hernia

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

grungedave — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 10:46:18 EST

Shane Battier has the power to make opposing players disappear. Last night's volunteer? Mike Dunleavy Jr.

grungedave

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

suntastic — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 10:44:37 EST

I think that cactus was making Shaq feel a little insecure.

suntastic

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

FromKirbyToKG — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 10:41:58 EST

The Nuggets scored 126? FREE CORN DOGS FOR EVERYONE!!!

FromKirbyToKG

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

Brazil Thrill — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 10:26:43 EST

Just when we think we've completely forgotten about the 2005 draft, Chris Paul has to drop a 20+/15+ game on the Hawks.

C'mon Chris, Atlanta's trying hard to become playoff roadkill for the Celtics/Pistons!

Brazil Thrill

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

Sh!tShow — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 10:22:10 EST

@HazelMaesLandingStrip: Too early for you to feel the dripping sarcasm, man?

Sh!tShow

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

HazelMaesLandingStrip — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 10:09:42 EST

it was all pretty boring. Trust me.

I disagree, watching two teams that can play good defense, and Rajon Rondo dunk over Jason Maxiell while in the process of being clotheslined is a pretty entertaining game.

HazelMaesLandingStrip

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

shea_guevara — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 10:06:48 EST

"Do you own a black suit? Do you have a widow's peak? Do you have at least one friend in 'private sanitation'? Then you might have what it takes to join the MSG Security Detail!"

shea_guevara

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

Chief Wahoo — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 10:05:38 EST

After seeing the shot LeBron dropped right before the half I wouldn't bat an eye if I saw him walking on Lake Erie.

Chief Wahoo

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 10:05:11 EST

I thought Greg Oden was rehabbing his knee.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

Weed Against Speed — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:57:21 EST

@Hextall454: Fantastic.

/tipped my cup and threw my hands up

Weed Against Speed

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

chilltown — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:56:12 EST

What is Robert Deniro doing working MSG security?

chilltown

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

tater — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:53:31 EST

I don't even know the guy on the left...but I bet his name is Vinny.

tater

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

Hextall454 — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:52:51 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: If he could, this is how he do it.

Hextall454

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:46:02 EST

And they say Montell Jordan can't even get arrested these days.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

MattinglysSideburns — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:43:41 EST

Man, those guys in the suits really don't wanna let Martin Lawrence do the robot.

MattinglysSideburns

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

Phony Gwynn — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:42:23 EST

Why are they escorting Damon Jones out? Sure he's wearing the wrong jersey, but doesn't he play for the Cavaliers?

Also, this sounds lame, but Rocky is one helluva mascot.

Phony Gwynn

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

Windy City Wahoo — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:42:13 EST

"It's the most unbelievable thing that's ever happened to me."

Wow... I guess LeBron doesn't think much of his kids. Or his Eastern Conference Championship. Or just about a thousand other things.

Windy City Wahoo

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

The Diesel — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:41:13 EST

Joe Crawford was in South Carolina last night. How'd he get up there so fast?

The Diesel

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

Jews For Purple Jesus — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:40:40 EST

Looks like Rocky was downloading pics at cactusjackoff.com

Jews For Purple Jesus

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

Windy City Wahoo — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:39:26 EST

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: He's all like "get your hands off me I'm Taye Diggs damnit".

Fixed.

Windy City Wahoo

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

Weed Against Speed — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:39:08 EST

Then, from out of nowhere, Ron Artest appeared on the floor and fucking cold-cocked the guy.

Weed Against Speed

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:39:05 EST

@UkraineNotWeak:

*his mother

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:38:40 EST

@Send It In, Jerome!:

You spelled Michael wrong. It's Micheal Ray Richardson.

As Peter Vescey once wrote "Micheal Ray Richardson started going wrong when he mother allowed him to misspell his first name."

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

GetThisThingOutOfMyAss — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:38:09 EST

There was a wanna-be Delonte West in the background, but no one made a big deal about him - which is the complete opposite of how he plays on the court. shazam.

GetThisThingOutOfMyAss

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:35:16 EST

@Weed Against Speed:

All right, I'm gonna give you a choice. You can either have the money and the hammer or you can walk out of here. You can't have both. What do you want?

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

Sh!tShow — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:35:03 EST

Rip Hamilton must be watching some Italian Soccer nowadays.

Sh!tShow

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

7-8 Deville — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:32:55 EST

Knicks fans are happy to see any player show effort, heart and the ability to actually put the ball in the bucket consistently.

7-8 Deville

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:32:41 EST

He's all like "get your hands off me I'm Martin Lawrence dammit".

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

I_LIKE_THE_WAY_SNRUB_THINKS — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:31:48 EST

@Weed Against Speed: Either that or he can't get that damned spinach out of his teeth.

I_LIKE_THE_WAY_SNRUB_THINKS

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

Doyle McPoyle — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:29:23 EST

Can someone please tell that guy on the left that The Sopranos is over, so he can stop auditioning?

Doyle McPoyle

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

thesepretzels — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:29:10 EST

Stephon Marbury - DNP, wrist injury (watch).

thesepretzels

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:28:51 EST

Ten bucks says "LeBron" is currently at the bottom of the East River. With, ya know, the pride of the franchise.

Next year's sleper in the East (and 8 seed): Your Charlotte Bobcats, ladies and gents.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

Jews For Purple Jesus — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:27:04 EST

Sure Isiah. Wilson Chandler will do a fine job covering LeBron.

/witness (wow)

Jews For Purple Jesus

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

shea_guevara — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:26:38 EST

I guess after that guy blew $250 on an authentic LeBron jersey, he could only afford sweatpants to go with it.

shea_guevara

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

Stev D — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:23:43 EST

The Doctor said Steve Nash needs a backeotomy

Stev D

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

Weed Against Speed — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:23:31 EST

The guy on the left must be doing his Robert DeNiro impression.

Weed Against Speed

LeBron Scores 50, While "LeBron" Gets Escorted Out Of MSG

Send It In, Jerome! — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:22:41 EST

'cause let's face it, the ship be sinking

Michael Ray Richardson would like to sue you for infringement. I'd be afraid; he's got big-time Jew lawyers, and they're crafty.

Send It In, Jerome!