<![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> I've got tickets to opening day, Boston and Cleveland series. I am PUMPED to finally watch the Reds...lose horribly again, for another season.

Christ Sabo

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> Why isn't there more talk about Jay Bruce?! He's the top prospect in ALL of baseball!

GyroBallsDeep

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> I don't know about Clay Travis, but Clay Davis' review of the Reds is one word long...

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> @Civil Negligence: You've never been to Cincy.

Glass_Family

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> @Lindsay Lohans Left Boob:

If you've never been to the original Hofbrauhaus in Munich, it's a gotsta go.

Secret Identity

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> @whodatmaninablacksedan: I'd like to think the city of Florence also had something to do with it. Those fine folks painted, "Florence Y'all" on their water tower.

The Diesel

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> @whodatmaninablacksedan: "THAT" being the people we saw there, not that we ate at a Fridays. ...Nevermind.

whodatmaninablacksedan

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> In college, my friends and I were fortunate enough to eat at a TGI Fridays in Covington, KY on the local high school's prom night. THAT is why George W. Bush is a two term American president.

whodatmaninablacksedan

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> @vatican plum: Hofbrauhaus DOES in fact rule. I like to call their beer "the urine of angels."

This of course is after I eat at Skyline...which is the poop of angels.

Mt. Adams bars are always fun and where the hot, rich snobby girls go to hopefully have sex with Bronson and B-Phil.

Lindsay Lohans Left Boob

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> Fun fact: Dusty is such a traditionalist, he's planning on going to a 4-man rotation and sending the entire bullpen down to AAA. Those four pitchers will have to go all 9 innings for 40 games each, which works out to 360 innings per starter.

He could do this and no one would bat an eyelash, b/c he's so fucking inept and stubborn. Fortunately for me, I'm a Brewers fan and not a Reds fan, so I look forward to watching the Dusty Baker Era.

Sorry, Reds fan!

Uecker Seats

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> The Reds? Who Dey?

the earl of weaver

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> @Dead Wrestlers Society: Don't worry, Dusty will have him sent to the minors in favor of playing Norris Hopper and Corey Patterson.

Yinka Double Dare

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> Cincinnati has changed a fair amount within the last five or so years, and this column sounds like it was written at least five years ago from a city perspective. It's hardly the most hopping place in the world, but there are plenty of pockets of good stuff to do that aren't anywhere near the chain restaurant/bar carnival of Newport, KY (all soulless meat markets except for Hofbrauhaus. Hofbrauhaus rules.) And the police finally killed enough people for the crime rate to go down.

The Cincinnati Reds, on the other hand, HAVEN'T changed anything but window dressing within the last five plus years. Still awful, but now with high-paid moronic manager! Yeah, I can't wait either.

The original Hustler store is on Race Street. Nothing you can't buy online, but worth visiting to pay your respects to American history.

vatican plum

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> Don't they like, always have bad pitching and dudes that hit moonshots but strike out more than Rob Deer and Mickey Tettleton combined?

The Sports Hernia

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> finding pictures of naked women required real work

So, I should have gotten paid for using AOL's newsreader to browse the alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.titties?

David Hume

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> Carl from Family Matters and Carl Monday? God bless you Cincy

emjayelle

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> @UpstateUnderdog: Perhaps Reds pitchers could learn something from Cincinnatus--decline to pitch when Dusty asks to save their arms.

Send It In, Jerome!

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> @Rob Iracane: also Neifi Perez. You just know Dusty is going to bring him in sooner or later.

BloggyMcBlogBlog

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> #6 race riots

Is that all the time or only when the Red Sox come in for interleague play ?

Lunatic Fringe

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> When I was WONDERING around Cincinnati last June, I was WANDERING hot to get to Kentucky myself.

BradLee

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> @Mo Vaughn Revolution: Isn't it Cincy's fault that Joe Morgan is on ESPN every night during baseball season? FAIL!

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> @Matt_T: Cincinnati isn't that great to me.

Mo Vaughn Revolution

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> @UpstateUnderdog: Yep, until he tried to pay a hooker with a personal check. Smooooth.

Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> All these comments, and not a single Dick Pole joke. For shame.

The Secret Weapon

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> @Doyle McPoyle: hey check your messages. And Carl from Family Matters was such a great dad that his TV daughter is now on Celebrity Rehab.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> Meh, needs more Marge Schott to distract from Dusty wiping out a generation of Reds starters.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> Cincinnatus is rolling over in his grave. Wasn't Jerry Springer mayor there for a while ?

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> The Reds will succeed this year if each player performs according to his ability.

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> This preview is clogging up the basepaths.

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> Carl from Family Matters managing your team is a bad sign...that guy couldn't even control Urkel.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> Cincinnati, isn't that where Larry Flynt got started? Is there a Hustler Museum in town?

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> I hope Jay Bruce turns out to be a complete bust.

/bitter O's fan

Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> Or just stick your finger in your asshole and rub it on ramen noodles.

This is known as the Gregggg Doyle Surprise.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> Troy, Michigan has given us cybersex and the band Stillwater? Fuckin' A!

Secret Identity

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> I hope Bronson Arroyo is ready to pitch 394 innings this year.

LouVuittonDon

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> *Rob... asshat.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> Of course Rob Dibble didn't hire transvestite hookers because NO ATHLETE IS GAY EVER, mmkay?

DumpDolan

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> I love how a guy from Nashville is bagging on Cincy. It's not exactly pots and kettles and glass houses...but it's close.

LeNoceur

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> I expected an empty preview with just a giant sucking sound, so this was quite a nice surprise. +12 on item 12.

Still...needs more Corey Patterson/Jerry Hairston.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> So true about KY. Newport is the city right across the bridge and has all the bars and fun things to do. Which is sad, really.

The Diesel

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> 13. Go to local club to watch Bronson Arroyo perform songs from his latest album, "Please, Theo, Bring Me Home!"

flightjacket

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> Dusty Baker, you are just a weak-ass manager of a broke-ass baseball team.

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> The annual firesale will begin In June, rather than the usual July.

The Diesel

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> This is all well and good, but what does country legend Randy Travis have to say on the topic?

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> Rod Dibble was on Pros Vs. Joes a few weeks back and the event was to charge the mound.

Translation

I have nothing to contribute to this conversation.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> @Civil Negligence: Because said city is frigging Cincinnati.

Pennington Noodlearm Enthusiast

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> Can't score....bases....clogged. Must bench....Dunn.

Its The Beer Talking

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> Why is the author trashing his own city?

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Cincinnati Reds]]> Mmmm Skyline chili. I used to love that shit at Max n Erma's.

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

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