The Animal Uprising Claims Pat Summitt - Deadspin Comments

The Animal Uprising Claims Pat Summitt

RonZookonRedBull — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 13:49:52 EST

How do you tell the difference between a raccoon and Bruce Pearl?
One's a hairy, sneaky varmint that smells like garbage and the other one is a raccoon.

RonZookonRedBull

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the.outlaw.jose.mourinho — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 12:27:30 EST

actually it was just one of the new recruits.

[racist jack]

the.outlaw.jose.mourinho

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Tuffy — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 12:16:34 EST

@TattooedMess(iah): Everyone loves a round of child development jokes.

Tuffy

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Innings Eater — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 12:05:40 EST

It's Tennessee. That poor raccoon is going to end up as a hat.

And dinner.

Innings Eater

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Moobs — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 12:05:14 EST

Someone alert Dr. Venkman: Vigo is back, and this time he's got animal friends.

Moobs

The Animal Uprising Claims Pat Summitt

ClueHeywood — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 11:52:39 EST

Pat Summitt is a useful animal. She killed an entire family of raccoons.

ClueHeywood

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chilltown — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 11:52:00 EST

This just in: Kenny George is tall.

chilltown

The Animal Uprising Claims Pat Summitt

TattooedMess(iah) — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 11:44:33 EST

@TattooedMess(iah): Or, uh, UNC as it were.

Jesus I need to drink less. Or more. Yea, probably more.

TattooedMess(iah)

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Illegal Immigrant — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 11:43:59 EST

damned varmits messing wit our women. Jessup! Get the 10-gauge! We gonna skin us some coon tonight! HEEEEEEE HAAAAWWWWWWWW

Illegal Immigrant

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TattooedMess(iah) — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 11:42:30 EST

@Tuffy: Schools that play Duke should make their courts look like this:[scienceblogs.com]

TattooedMess(iah)

The Animal Uprising Claims Pat Summitt

Tuffy — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 11:39:20 EST

@Brazil Thrill: Object permanence could be a problem, too. "Here's the ball... and now it's gone forever! And now here's the ball! Gone! Here! Gone! MAGIC BALL! DEMONS!"

Tuffy

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Brazil Thrill — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 11:32:24 EST

College Gameday just posed the following question:
"How do you slow down Tyler Hansbrough?"

He doesn't seem like the brightest bulb, so I think some basic algebra would do the trick.

Brazil Thrill

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I Party With Smoot — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 11:31:04 EST

Pat Summit beat up a coon?

Paging Jesse Jackson...

I Party With Smoot

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 11:30:26 EST

@She Blinded Me With Violence: Ruling alongside his twin brother "Geno".

She Blinded Me With Violence

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 11:29:28 EST

Gino Auriemma, Lord of the 'Coons.

She Blinded Me With Violence

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MDT — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 11:28:10 EST

Gotta catch 'em all.

MDT

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 11:27:30 EST

@UkraineNotWeak:

*May not be true

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 11:26:59 EST

Coincidentally, Pokey Chatman dislocated her shoulder chasing beaver around her back porch.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 11:26:14 EST

When Animals Attack Pt. 2: Bruce Pearl having a few brutal bouts with the crabs.

She Blinded Me With Violence

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Chief Wahoo — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 11:25:36 EST

After the whole orange body paint thing, I'm terrified as to what Bruce Pearl will do in response to this one.

Chief Wahoo

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Brazil Thrill — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 11:23:58 EST

The soil of a man's heart is stonier.

Brazil Thrill

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LeagueofShadows — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 11:21:16 EST

ZOMBIE RACCOON WANTS BRAINS!

LeagueofShadows