<![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Tue, 11 Mar 2008 22:29:10 EDT Tue, 11 Mar 2008 22:29:10 EDT http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4652864 Wait, so are you saying Martin Lawrence is going to be the new host of 'Teammates?'

Stet Sports Blog

]]> 11:366411:c4652864 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 22:29:10 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4647635 That's like firing Neil Everett and replacing him with a tall inflatable arm-waving balloon.

KarlHungus

]]> 11:366411:c4647635 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 17:07:04 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4645993 Battlebots on ESPN has to be hosted by SAS! It would be epic.

Laser Guided

]]> 11:366411:c4645993 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 16:03:05 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4645933 It's like firing Isiah Thomas, and... er uh..

Oh, never mind.

micke

]]> 11:366411:c4645933 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 16:01:03 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4645514 @Schluby: Ralphie is looooooong gone, dude. RIP.

gjdodger

]]> 11:366411:c4645514 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 15:46:02 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4644938 @ASox: (yells) WHY ARE YOU FIRED UP???

MENACEIISOBRIETY

]]> 11:366411:c4644938 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 15:24:16 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4644662 BOOM GOES THE CYLANOID

MENACEIISOBRIETY

]]> 11:366411:c4644662 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 15:12:47 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4644446 @Why Not Jon Lovitz?: Sadly, I would watch that. And if I could find that old Shivan Dragon card buried somewhere in my old room in my parents' house, I would dust it off, prop it up next to me, and let it watch too (keeping it in its protective plastic case the entire time, of course).

NovakAintNoJokovic

]]> 11:366411:c4644446 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 15:04:42 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4642369 @The Fan's Attic aka Client No. 11: Some of us here might thing that Dedekind's is even worse.

dismalScientist

]]> 11:366411:c4642369 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:53:18 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4641900 @Camp Tiger Claw: John Buccigross is to the Worldwide Leader what the Daddy Mack was to Kriss Kross.

JimmyChitwood

]]> 11:366411:c4641900 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:39:31 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4641534 @Botswana Meat Commission FC:

Speaking of Colin Quinn, by the way....

A friend showed me this old-school Nintendo site to play NES games on (www.nintendo8.com), and THERE'S MTV'S REMOTE CONTROL!!!

I nearly pissed myself from happiness.

Afino

]]> 11:366411:c4641534 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:28:16 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4641480 @Botswana Meat Commission FC:

I'm glad someone else liked that show.

Afino

]]> 11:366411:c4641480 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:26:56 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4641330 That's like firing Mike Golic and bringing back "Saved by the Bell: The College Years."
/bitter about sibling rivalry


CIALIS COOPER

]]> 11:366411:c4641330 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:21:47 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4641311 @Sh!tShow: You're fired.

thesepretzels

]]> 11:366411:c4641311 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:21:16 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4641017 While we're resuscitating old Comedy Central shows, can we please bring back "Tough Crowd"? If only for the fact that Colin Quinn's "American Caste System" skit was fucking fantastic.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> 11:366411:c4641017 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:12:17 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640928 But, BattleBots is allowing an additional 40 pounds to be added as bonus weight, thus making the total weight 160 pounds!

Wrap me with 15 pounds of aluminum foil and I am ready to fight.

Rob Iracane

]]> 11:366411:c4640928 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:09:27 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640898 "Ooooooh, Yeah! If Hulk Hogan can host the Gladiators, I can do some hosting of these battles bots!! OOOOOOOH, YEAH!"

-R. Savage

The Diesel

]]> 11:366411:c4640898 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:08:27 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640715 @Big Daddy Drew: He needs to watch out for Killhammed Ayyyiiiii.

Paper Cut

]]> 11:366411:c4640715 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:02:40 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640703 I better contact Old Glory to re-instate my robot insurance. When they grab you with those metal claws you can't break free, because they're made of metal, and robots are strong.

Its The Beer Talking

]]> 11:366411:c4640703 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:02:14 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640702 @Doyle McPoyle: I guess so. The tribe has spoken.

Sh!tShow

]]> 11:366411:c4640702 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:02:12 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640695 I'm all for chaining a naked Stacey Dales to the radiator.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:366411:c4640695 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:02:03 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640685 That's like firing Tom Mees and then acquiring the rights to Adult Swim.

Send It In, Jerome!

]]> 11:366411:c4640685 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:01:52 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640622 This is like firing Andre Rison's house.

David Hume

]]> 11:366411:c4640622 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:59:27 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640619 @UkraineNotWeak: A Hardy Second to both concepts!

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:366411:c4640619 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:59:23 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640614 @Why Not Jon Lovitz?: +1

Hustler Andrew

]]> 11:366411:c4640614 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:59:09 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640603 That's like firing Stuart Scott and then replacing him with a black man.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:366411:c4640603 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:58:36 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640586 "Ladies and Gentlemen, prepare to be wowed by a technological marvel made possible only through the collective brilliance of an expert team of engineers, scientists and graphic designers...Miss Carmen Electra!"

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:366411:c4640586 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:57:47 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640582 I'm all for firing Trey Wingo and bringing back Austrailan Rules Football.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:366411:c4640582 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:57:40 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640552 This is like firing Joe Theismann and airing reruns of American Gladiators.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> 11:366411:c4640552 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:56:37 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640544 "What? Oh my God, that's Jason Taylor's music!"

Paul Zuvella

]]> 11:366411:c4640544 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:56:29 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640537 Watch out for Toyota in 2009.

Tuffy

]]> 11:366411:c4640537 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:56:16 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640524 You will all rue the day when Reese Davis gets cyborg genitals.

Stev D

]]> 11:366411:c4640524 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:55:51 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640520 Lil Sean became self-aware on March 11, 2008.

Ladies love Fennis

]]> 11:366411:c4640520 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:55:43 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640506 This is like canceling Cold Pizza and replacing it with First Take.

Wait, where was I going with this?

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:366411:c4640506 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:55:19 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640497 If I wanted a 160 lb robot to destroy everything it touches, I'd call Paula Wagner to set up a meeting.

/narrowcasting

Tuffy

]]> 11:366411:c4640497 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:55:11 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640492 @Sh!tShow: Is that your final answer?

Doyle McPoyle

]]> 11:366411:c4640492 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:55:04 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640480 Noticed this little nugget from the BattleBots wiki:

The machines entered in such contests are not technically true robots in that they are not autonomous in their actions. They are remotely controlled by their teams, so might be more properly referred to as Remotely Operated Vehicles (ROVs).

Someone really has too much time on their hands...

What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Larsen's Biscuits

]]> 11:366411:c4640480 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:54:44 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640479 Little do they know, future contestant Chief Knock-A-Clayton will have Sean inside of it!

Big Daddy Drew

]]> 11:366411:c4640479 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:54:39 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640469 I was pretty sure this was a bris announcement

poutineandgravy

]]> 11:366411:c4640469 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:54:01 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640451 @What Would Kornheiser Do?: You gotta admit they were all over that Stacker craze before it hit the big time.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:366411:c4640451 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:53:17 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640442 Grant Imahara, you have calls on lines 1, 2, and 3.

Tuffy

]]> 11:366411:c4640442 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:53:06 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640435 @What Would Kornheiser Do?: Coming soon to tWWL: Celebrity Death Match. Clinton versus Dole!

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:366411:c4640435 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:52:59 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640433 The final insult will be when these collegiate robot builders (and presumed sci-fi/gaming enthusiasts) adopt John Clayton as their favorite ESPN personality and he becomes a part of the show.

Paul Zuvella

]]> 11:366411:c4640433 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:52:58 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640428 That's like firing Hunter S. Thompson out of an ironic cannon.

Suss--

]]> 11:366411:c4640428 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:52:51 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640426 John Clayton is set to host "Magic: The Gathering" on the deuce.

Why Not Jon Lovitz?

]]> 11:366411:c4640426 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:52:50 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640422 That's like firing Harold Reynolds then inviting him to dinner at Boston Market.

tater

]]> 11:366411:c4640422 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:52:45 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640406 @Peter Cavan: I believe so. I remember when Jimmy Kimmel made his debut on ABC he had a vignette where he was saying goodbye to cable TV because he was now on broadcast TV. It involved him interreupting cable shows to say good bye. He interrupted John Stewart in the middle of the Daily show and said his good bye, a teary eyed John Stewart said "I'll tell Battlebots you said goodbye."

LesMilesIsAMouthyDouche

]]> 11:366411:c4640406 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:51:47 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640405 @What Would Kornheiser Do?: Pogs? They are the weakest link. Good bye!

Sh!tShow

]]> 11:366411:c4640405 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:51:44 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640400 Collegiate BattleBots Championship:
"You put your weed in there!"


sir_pantsalot

]]> 11:366411:c4640400 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:51:34 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640394 Who's gonna build the robot that finds those college dorks a couple of dates?

SEXY ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

]]> 11:366411:c4640394 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:51:18 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640395 This is like firing Mike Greenberg and airing episodes of Will & Grace.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:366411:c4640395 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:51:18 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640377 Nice to see ESPN jump on a bandwagon from five years ago.

Any chance of seeing some Pog championships while we're hitting these games at the height of their popularity?

What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Larsen's Biscuits

]]> 11:366411:c4640377 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:50:37 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640375 Felix Pie's robotic testicle will dominate all

Upshaws Leash

]]> 11:366411:c4640375 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:50:33 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640368 There's no love lost between those two emotionless killing machines

Stev D

]]> 11:366411:c4640368 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:50:21 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640356 @Schluby: The Gator Skaters > Ralphie Valladeres

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> 11:366411:c4640356 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:49:57 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640343 That's like firing Craig Kilborn and airing the Daily Show.

GreatOdensRaven

]]> 11:366411:c4640343 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:49:36 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640331 That's like firing all the idiots who keep fuckin walking in front of the goddamn camera. Jeezus. Who are these fuckheads?

/Bermanized

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> 11:366411:c4640331 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:49:05 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640327 Robot Wars : Battlebots :: NBA Western Conference : NBA Eastern Conference

Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG

]]> 11:366411:c4640327 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:49:01 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640322 I bet it came down to this or Roller Derby. Go Ralphie Valladerez!!!

Schluby

]]> 11:366411:c4640322 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:48:56 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640317


+ Watch video

Nice


Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> 11:366411:c4640317 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:48:47 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640293 I can't wait to see Bender fight Sargent Feces Processor.

tater

]]> 11:366411:c4640293 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:48:11 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640275 In retaliation, Salisbury has announced he is producing a revival of Fish On.

McCroskey

]]> 11:366411:c4640275 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:47:27 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640267 ESPN is also going to send Salisbury a picture message of a miniaturized Battlebot.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> 11:366411:c4640267 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:47:13 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640264 NJIT senses a collective opportunity.

Why Not Jon Lovitz?

]]> 11:366411:c4640264 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:47:09 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640261 @Doyle McPoyle: Wrong Salisbury post.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:366411:c4640261 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:47:04 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640254 I haven't been this excited since Junkyard Wars stopped being good.

chilltown

]]> 11:366411:c4640254 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:46:55 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640239 Louis Skolnick is FIRED UP!

ASox

]]> 11:366411:c4640239 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:46:31 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640236 Will the Battlebots be equipped with camera phones?

EddieRebel

]]> 11:366411:c4640236 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:46:22 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640222 It's been too long since I've had Biohazard and Vlad the Impaler in my life.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> 11:366411:c4640222 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:45:59 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640203 ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All

Felix Pie disagrees with this sentiment.

So does JW Bobbitt.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:366411:c4640203 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:45:40 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640200 That's like firing Peter Gammons and showing repeats of The Head.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> 11:366411:c4640200 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:45:28 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640194 So tWWL missed the MMA bandwagon and is trying this again? Hokay, we'll just move along. Is it opening day yet?

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:366411:c4640194 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:45:20 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640170 I don't know where to begin.

The Sports Hernia

]]> 11:366411:c4640170 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:44:32 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640158 That's like firing John Buccigross and reinstating the overnight test pattern.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> 11:366411:c4640158 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:43:56 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640150 Wasn't Battlebots a Comedy Central series the first time around? Jon Stewart used to joke with his guests that his show was preceded by fighting robots, so it couldn't be a serious journalistic endeavor.

Peter Cavan

]]> 11:366411:c4640150 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:43:49 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN And Salisbury: The Unkindest Cut Of All]]> http://deadspin.com/366411/espn-and-salisbury-the-unkindest-cut-of-all#c4640125 BattleBots is Fond of Unnecessary Capitalization.

Carlton_Whitfield

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