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losloseeboy — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:50:36 EDT

Smiles.

Poughkeepsie, New York.

Patio furniture.

I got straddled around the neck and the plastic chair snapped.

Didn't wash for days!

losloseeboy

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hutchirish — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 09:07:19 EDT

The Pink Pony in ATL is pretty amazing...full nude and bar (most of ATL is this way). Gold Club in Columbus, OH is amazing. BYOB and $5 for ice. Really hot women who will let you do "stuff." PT's in Louisville is also great. Full nude and bar. My first time there I got to lick Marker's Mark of a girl's tits for $1...I could go on, but you guys get the idea...

hutchirish

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hutchirish — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 09:03:23 EDT

Like Echo Valley, Balls is getting warmed up...

hutchirish

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Mick Kraut — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 00:33:48 EDT

@RectumDamnNearKilledEm:
At the Royal Palace you get to sit next to the guys who cut your lawn and watch them hand money to strippers would couldnt get hired by JP's or Good Guys...

Mick Kraut

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Moobs — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:30:35 EDT

Montreal is the best I've been to, but I'm hitting up Vegas next year so let's keep our fingers crossed that I come back child-less.

You gotta go in the left door at Club Super Sexe, not the right one. Bigger cover but better women.

Moobs

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RectumDamnNearKilledEm — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:52:35 EDT

No more uncomfortable name than Cruisin' Chubbys in the Dells.

And you're playing it way too safe in DC if you're not going to Royal Palace.

RectumDamnNearKilledEm

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drewheyman — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 23:24:21 EDT

Dallas has a strip club owned by the ex-members of Pantera, and they are there on a pretty regular basis. BYOB, full nude, like $5 for ice. Good music, hot gals, $20 dances. It's the best. They also hand out free entry passes after NBA games. Serendipity baby!

The night before a major holiday is the best time to go to a strip club. You'll get to do all sorts of crazy stuff for a $20 dance.

drewheyman

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Bullet_Tooth_Tony — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:23:32 EDT

@Once a Hokie ALWAYS a Hokie:

Took my cousin there after I took him to Aniak on a DIY week of fishing... I have never seen a man more ready for his 1/3 of a 8-ball and some naked ass in my life. I believe he actually purchased $400 in ones from the "bank"... Things got much worse from there. We were actually made to wait at the gate for the next plane out of Anchorage, and I'm still mildly bitter at Alaskan Airlines over that incident.

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Once a Hokie ALWAYS a Hokie — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:17:07 EDT

@Bullet_Tooth_Tony: I've heard ALOT of stories about the Great Alaskan Bush Company and the "clientele" that go there during the Great Alaska Shootout

Once a Hokie ALWAYS a Hokie

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Bullet_Tooth_Tony — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:11:20 EDT

My vote for best strip town is Portland, Oregon, as well... "Suds AND Ass". Union Jacks, next door to the Doug Fir Cafe (where you can get a Fir Burger), doesn't even smell like talcum powder.

What not to say to your fiance- "Hi Honey, nice to be home... Just let me wash the whore off, I'll be right with you."

Bullet_Tooth_Tony

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Bullet_Tooth_Tony — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:08:09 EDT

Hehe... Excellent comment thread.

First off- strippers with ESP? Hilarious.

Extra
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Next- Portland, Oregon is where I had my own bachelor extravaganza. At Union Jacks, conventiently located across the street from a karaoke bar and down the block from my motel, and the Doug Fir Cafe- where you can, in fact, order a Fir Burger. "Princess" actually tap danced during her routine, and I believe my "real wife", "Dominique" is pro'ly still shakin' some very hot, full rump around while lying about her callege career.

Finally, anyone been to the Great Alaskan Bush Company in Anchorage? Also an "ass & suds" city... I was chatting one of their finest up, and she was from Dallas- says that as the gateway to the Bushless Bush (and it is grim in the interior), she does quite well in Anchorage.

Bullet_Tooth_Tony

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:03:20 EDT

@Its The Beer Talking: I will never go there. Never. I imagine it being worse even than Spotlite Lounge (64th & Greenfield, in 'Stallis). If you want any real action, bring coke... & an appetite for anorexia.

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Once a Hokie ALWAYS a Hokie — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 19:45:07 EDT

The Canton Inn in lovely Seaford Delaware. The only strip club near Salisbury State University. It should tell you something when their adds on the radio ended with "always looking for new performers"

Then there was Southern Exposure in Bluefield West F'ing Virginia, only an hour from Blacksburg.

Man I can pick colleges...

Once a Hokie ALWAYS a Hokie

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EditorOfTheDailyFaberian — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 19:43:56 EDT

@The Fan's Attic aka Client No. 11: Since everyone is discussing first strip clubs, that was mine.

And for the all nude vs topless debate, the girls at the topless places that sell booze are generally much better looking.

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

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Dieter — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 19:17:45 EDT

I never chimed in with my first: DC's erstwhile 1720 Club, upscale sister club of Good Guys.

Dieter

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Technicolor Jan Stenerud — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:55:31 EDT

@HIV 2 Elway: ditto.

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That-Dude — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:47:03 EDT

@Triple B: Depends on where you are my friend, I have been to all types. In NJ, I think they cant even go topless if there is alcohol involved. Seriously, bikinis. In DC, you get the whole shebang. Best stripclubs, by far . . . ATL. There is a reason that Ewing got in trouble at the Gold Coast. Worst strip clubs, AC and Sierra Vista, Arizona.

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Greek McPapadopoulos — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:33:18 EDT

@Triple B: Actually, my friends and I did see one. Hence the fond memories.

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Oops Pow Surprise — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:14:58 EDT

Big Earl's Gold Mine in Des Moines is an institution in and of itself. Some hot ladies, some not so hot ladies, and one that looked like Brian Urlacher in a $3 wig that my buddy got a private dance with. He wasn't even drunk.

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Triple B — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:48:14 EDT

Since we're talking 1st times ... "Zanibar" was my first, I was 16.

/ wipes tear from eye

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Triple B — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:46:28 EDT

@Greek McPapadopoulos: Club Super Sexe... i guess you weren't there for the lesbian sex shows, for shame.

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Triple B — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:45:00 EDT

You poor Americans? Topless with alcohol, and all nude with no alcohol? What's the point?

/ loves Canada even more

Triple B

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The Fan’s Attic — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:40:38 EDT

@EditorOfTheDailyFaberian: And it operates like one, too.

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Grib — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:31:14 EDT

@DeepFriar: Keeper's in Milford is pretty nice inside if I remember correctly

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hozzleshank — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:10:05 EDT

I'm legitimately shocked that a column about strip clubs could elicit this many responses from Deadspin readers. Shocked, I tell you...

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EditorOfTheDailyFaberian — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:08:07 EDT

@DeepFriar: Plenty of well-designed strip clubs.

Baby Dolls in Houston is built to look exactly like an old New Orleans brothel.

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

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Clare — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:01:21 EDT

@McCroskey: @Chad Sexington: My 60-year-old dad is a poker dealer in Atlantic City and it amuses him endlessly when the just-barely-21-year-olds ask him things like, "Sir, where's the nearest titty bar?" Seriously, he'll call me in stitches from the break room to tell me when this happens. And it happens a lot.

Clare

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Greek McPapadopoulos — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:58:03 EDT

Club Super Sexe in Montreal. That one was a real eye-opener. I couldn't believe that hot girls could strip to Rage Against the Machine's "Killing in the Name", but I was proven wrong.

The other time was in San Francisco, but that was just to kill time. More notable part of that incident was my attempts to buy shrooms from a crackhead. That failed miserably.

Greek McPapadopoulos

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IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:48:10 EDT

@Tracy Ham and Eggs:

You know what? I've never actually looked at the sign.

IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten

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Chad Sexington — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:41:21 EDT

Allure in Atlantic City is, for pure comedy's sake, one of the funniest places I've ever been. I go there literally once a year, and every year the same aged stripper is there. It's sad, but then you drink and laugh at it all.

Chad Sexington

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phillas — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:39:52 EDT

Charles Barkley was right: the best strippers are in Houston.

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McCroskey — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:38:34 EDT

Been to two strip clubs (one in NY, one in Atlantic City) and both were pretty miserable. The single highlight was getting a lap dance from a girl who looked like Rachel McAdams.

McCroskey

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:35:25 EDT

did she leave a slime trail at least?

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DeepFriar — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:23:49 EDT

@Grib: as opposed to the well-designed strip clubs?
And she probably was. Half the dancers were in my grade.

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maggiesfarmer — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:22:25 EDT

@Botswana Meat Commission FC: I went to the Claremont with my wife and friends on our wedding night. Class class class!!!
That place effing rocks.

maggiesfarmer

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Laser Guided — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:07:01 EDT

We took my little bro to a strip club for his 21st. There is a larger girl on stage and he drunkenly blurts out, "she looks like an H2 trying to do the slalom course!"

Laser Guided

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Pete Gaines — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:56:00 EDT

The Outhouse beats all.

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Eddie Griffin's Privates — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:48:35 EDT

BDD, as a fellow Maine college grad I was wondering if you ever made it to the topless donut shop in the back of Platinum Plus in Portland? I pulled an all nighter one time and couldn't sleep after finishing my work so I headed down there and had a shot of Jager at 6 in the morning while discussing my plans for my future with a topless woman. It was about as ridiculous as it sounds.

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RaoulDuke — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:48:32 EDT

The woman who most recently cut my hair was a "waitress" at Good Guys, and man could she give a head massage ... Even better, she frequently was doing her colleagues' hair on weekends at the same time I'd go in; nothing like getting a little off the top while being overpowered by stripper perfume.

RaoulDuke

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Dieter — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:47:11 EDT

@Tracy Ham and Eggs: I went there after the Super Bowl!

Dieter

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UpstateUnderdog — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:41:04 EDT

My friend got a lap dance. When he was done he noticed a red stain on his pants. The stripper was and the rag. True story.

UpstateUnderdog

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Ladies love Fennis — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:41:01 EDT

I thought I was only one dumb enough to try to the International ID thing. Got mine at 1:00 pm; at the bar ordering a pitcher by 1:05; arrested and taken to jail at 1:10. Still started driving to Vegas 6 hours later.

Worst strip club in the country is the Green Door in Cheyenne. Fried egg tits; i.e. take a fried egg, hang it on a nail.

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Im a people person. Who drinks. — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:38:39 EDT

@Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: The Hi-way playground was the first strip joint I was at. Not a huge fan - but if you are at Hidden Valley with a bunch of yokals - it was better than the conversation...
@Clare: @dismalScientist: @TheStarterWife: Strangely, the Cricket is much improved. I was there over the summer for my sister's divorce party, yeah, that was a little weird, but the place wasn't nearly as scuzzy as it was back in the mid 90's or so. Fully nude, for what that is worth, and none of the girls looked like unwashed junkies. (There was still junky or two, but they were defintely washed.)

Im a people person. Who drinks.

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bizzo5000 — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:35:06 EDT

@Clare:
God, that's near my house. I get the chills everytime I drive by it.

bizzo5000

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Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:34:36 EDT

@dismalScientist: Wait. There's a male strip club on "Morewood Street?"

/head explodes

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BigRicks — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:30:09 EDT

@Grib: We took my brother in law to Scruples for his bachelor party, All I remember is getting home as the sun was coming up.

That being said, it does beat the hell out of Teddy's and Ruby's II. I always end up seeing girls I went to high school with stripping and it makes me feel awkward, eventhough you knew back then that this was their eventual calling.

It helps that Bridgeport has two nursing schools. Gotta pay off those loans somehow.

BigRicks

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1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:29:31 EDT

Wait, you're willing to admit that the Guest Lecture Series was "kind of a bust" but to this day you're not willing to explain SSW?

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Afino — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:26:25 EDT

@Larry Bird Flu:

I don't know how I came back without an STD just from stepping foot in a Montreal strip club.

But god damn, was it fun.

Afino

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Steve Trachsel, Ace — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:24:35 EDT

@IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten: Thats the Vu in my avatar right?

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Evgeni Merkin — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:23:15 EDT

@dismalScientist: Yes, still there, right off the bridge.

Evgeni Merkin

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Rusty Cajun Ron — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:21:20 EDT

@Clare: @TheStarterWife: Yeah, it's on morewood and either centre or baum, just down the street from the old house. Pretty sure that's more Oakland than shadyside, at least, that's what I'd claim when I lived in shadyside. And since they sold you beer there, they couldn't be full nude, or so I thought. That was right after my first bar experience thanks to me being the only pledge around when the alumni were back for homecoming. bad times.

Isn't Club Erotica out in the rocks?

Rusty Cajun Ron

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Evgeni Merkin — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:20:52 EDT

@TheStarterWife: Silkies and Club Erotica (a.k.a Stiffy's, Whiskey Dicks, many names over the years)

Evgeni Merkin

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:20:46 EDT

Also, a requisite shout out to the lovely ladies of the Claremont Lounge in Atlanta! You're lookin' hot. I love your c-section scar!

Botswana Meat Commission FC

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Phony Gwynn — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:20:00 EDT

I don't even remember the first strip club I went to because we dipped in for about a half hour while waiting for the next showing of Saving Private Ryan.

Halfway through the Normandy scene, I forgot all about tits.

Phony Gwynn

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IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:19:36 EDT

Kalamazoo is lucky enough to have the Deja Vu (all nude, no alcohol) right next door to Little Darlings (topless with alcohol). We call it the smut district.

IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten

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Doyle McPoyle — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:19:24 EDT

Once a waitress at a strip club was blatantly hitting on me (the waitresses at this place never even talked to the customers). She was kneeling next to me groping my inner thigh, and here's how the conversation went:
"You know...I've been working for 5 hours...and I can leave whenever I want..."
(not taking eyes off stage) "Oh that's cool, you must have made a lot of money, then."
"Uh, yeah...and you know, I'm really hungry...and I can leave whenever I want...my car's right outside, and I live pretty close."
"That works out pretty good, now you got money to get some food, huh?"

She then stood up, called me a "fucking moron" and walked off, never to be seen again. I was thinking "well, that conversation turned ugly in a hurry!", and didn't even realize what I had done until the next morning.

Doyle McPoyle

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:18:03 EDT

I have been to Good Guys and I once possessed my very own International Student Identification Card. I feel like a celebrity today.

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SensitiveThug — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:17:54 EDT

My first strip club experience was when I was eight.

Mommy brought me along for "Bring your kid to work" day.

SensitiveThug

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Evgeni Merkin — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:17:31 EDT

My buddie just did a tour in Guam. He warned we that in Guam, the strippers like to hit, beat, bite, humiliate. And guess what, you pay for all that fun!

Makes you long for the ole' "South Indiana C-Section Seduction."

Evgeni Merkin

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Clare — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:17:22 EDT

@TheStarterWife: Did you ever go to Gloria's, the BYOB male strip club in Irwin? My girlfriends and I still talk about the night we killed two boxes of pink wine there and one of the girls who came along gave one of the strippers a beejer in the shed behind the place.

Clare

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twoeightnine — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:16:53 EDT

I've been to Connecticut once in my life and I ended up at Backstage Johnny's drinking near beer and refusing to pay for a lap dance because it cost me $300 to take a party bus to Mohegan Fucking Sun while my friend (the bachelor) was convinced that the stripper was really a college student and wanted to go home with him. He went home to his cunt of a fiance instead. In other words, Connecticut sucks.

twoeightnine

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Grib — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:16:00 EDT

@BigRicks: Scruples isn't bad unless you have a problem with Eastern European females.

Grib

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Its The Beer Talking — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:14:05 EDT

@Larry Bird Flu: The best name I've come across is "Art's Performing Center" in Milwaukee. Excellent pun.

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Clare — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:13:58 EDT

@dismalScientist: My final semester at Pitt I lived near the Cricket Lounge. That place was such a dump, but it was worth it to go there because I used to go with my wicked hot pot dealing friend Jeff.

I miss college.

Clare

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TheStarterWife — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:13:43 EDT

@dismalScientist: The Cricket? Isn't that the place in Oakland / Shadyside? Not full nude? Only slightly worse than the Tennyson (sp?)

What was that place in the 'Rocks? Silkies?

TheStarterWife

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CubsDynasty — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:13:08 EDT

@Seabass: I use to think nightmoves was the worst strip club possible until I found out that they are no strip clubs in a two hour radius in Naples, FL

CubsDynasty

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Signal to Noise — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:11:47 EDT

@THE hoi polloi: I've been there. Don't remember the dancer with the peg leg, fortunately.

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CubsDynasty — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:11:12 EDT

I would highly suggest going to the first/second round NCAA games if you can get a ticket at a reasonable price and they serve booze, its a great time.

CubsDynasty

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Grib — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:10:22 EDT

@DeepFriar: Me too. I honestly believed the stripper there was hitting on me at the time. Wasn't that place just a cinder block square painted with zebra stripes?

Grib

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the earl of weaver — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:10:18 EDT

@Peter Cavan: Went to Night Shift about three years ago. You're not missing anything.

the earl of weaver

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Rusty Cajun Ron — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:10:16 EDT

My first strip club as the Cricket Lounge in the 'burgh. I'm pretty sure the woman had barely as many teeth as breasts. I know that I definetely got in with my out of state ID which said I was 18.

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Philadelphia Eagles of Death Metal — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:08:44 EDT

You can get kicked out of Good Guys for eating someone else's sandwich.

True story.

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Larry Bird Flu — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:08:19 EDT

@Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee: Remarkable, isn't it? Wit is sorely lacking from most adult establishments.

Larry Bird Flu

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Sarcastro — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:08:08 EDT

Drew,

When I lived in New Haven, it was my dream to open a combo sports bar/strip club called Nude Haven. I failed to fulfill that dream, but I did bang a few Yalies.

Sarcastro

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crazyjoedavola — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:06:24 EDT

Thanks

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Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:06:24 EDT

@Larry Bird Flu: Ah, The Landing Strip.

The rare TRIPLE ENTENDRE!

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crazyjoedavola — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:06:19 EDT

ere

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crazyjoedavola — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:06:18 EDT

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crazyjoedavola — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:06:17 EDT

Im an old guy, and I remember the Times Square clubs before Guliani fucked it up for everyone. You could catch a disease just walking by those places.

Anyone

crazyjoedavola

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Rusty — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:05:47 EDT

Do any non-Colby commenters here have beer die names?

The drinking games that keep score over the months and the years. That's the drinking game for me.

Rusty

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Larry Bird Flu — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:04:59 EDT

Favorite strip club name: The Landing Strip, which is basically at the foot of the Austin, TX airport runway.

It's trite, but the establishments in Montreal are pretty wonderful. A friend of mine told one of the ladies he didn't want a lap dance, and she promptly took off his belt, wrapped it around his neck and dragged him off. It was something to be experienced.

Larry Bird Flu

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DeepFriar — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:03:34 EDT

@BigRicks: I had Cristy Canyon put a mam on my head there.

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The Fan’s Attic — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:03:33 EDT

@Tracy Ham and Eggs: There seems to be some dispute about what city has the highest per capita strip clubs, but it does appear WFV beats out Oregon by a shorn pubic hair for state with the highest per capita rate.

[ahistoricality.blogspot.com]

But, Portland just got its own vegan strip club!!!

[www.gogirlfriend.com]

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1 Speed Bike — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:03:23 EDT

haha, Stagedoor Johnny's is around the corner from my apartment.

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Seabass — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:02:44 EDT

Night Moves, Bloomington, IN

It's a right of passage for any IU student. You think, "hey, I'll see some co-eds working their way through school," but you quickly realize that it's Southern Indiana c-sectioned smokers.

Seabass

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ChadsMyGuy — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:02:31 EDT

Bucknell v. Kansas game ended around 1am, and I was in the shittiest bar in South Bend, Indiana when the upset took place. No one there gave a fuck about either team, but jumped for joy when Roy's boys were toppled. Bars and booze do that to a person. Especially this person.

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Clare — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:01:53 EDT

@Signal to Noise: @The Fan's Attic aka Client No. 11: @Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee: @Slothrop: Aw, aren't you all sweet.

Clare

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BigRicks — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:00:05 EDT

If you want to be discovered in a dumpster weeks after you've gone missing, I suggest any number of strip clubs in Bridgeport, CT.

BigRicks

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The Diesel — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:59:00 EDT

"The Wad n' Chuck" is our favorite strip club game. Partly because it only costs $10 and mostly because its could be even more degrading to all those girls working their way through college. Wad up 10 Washingtons and when she comes by on stage, chuck it at pre-designated targets. (You can figure those out.) Bonus if it sticks. Yes, she'll be angry...for a second. Then you get nine more tosses throughout the night at Montana, Skyler, Buttons, and Gemini.
-P. Ewing.

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BigRicks — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:58:07 EDT

@DeepFriar: I have a buddy who SWEARS he saw Jenna Jameson strip at The Zebra Club years ago. I call Bullshit.

BigRicks

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Bully Andrew — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:57:32 EDT

@Peter Cavan: Night Shift. The pride of Dundalk. Right under I 95.

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:57:15 EDT

@The Fan's Attic aka Client No. 11: How about "Drawing Flies" as a stripping song?

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Todd Jones Mustache Ride — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:55:08 EDT

Appropriate, as my bachelor party is tomorrow. Thanks, BDD!

The worst stripper song of all has to be "Forever Yours, Faithfully" by Journey. I actually remember going to my first-ever strip club, in the middle of the day on a Friday (before the MSU/U of M game). The only people in the Vu were me, my roomate, and this old dude that had been at the tip bar for clearly hours before we got there. And the first song they played was... Journey's power ballad about loneliness and commitment. It was so quiet you could hear the pole creak, and you just wanted to put some clothes on the stripper and tell her it was going to be ok... *shudder*

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the earl of weaver — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:54:48 EDT

My first lap dance came from a chick who told me that her daughter went to a rival high school of mine. Then she cupped my balls. I love strip joints.

the earl of weaver

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Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:54:32 EDT

@Clare: That image gave me a Mind Riot...

...in addition to a boner.

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Slothrop — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:54:25 EDT

@Slothrop:

that was supposed to be a reply to Clare.

idiot.

Slothrop

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Doyle McPoyle — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:53:57 EDT

@MitchKayak: I can attest to that. My friend and I were drinking in the back of it and two girls come over and are start screaming "YOU THINK YOU CAN FUCKING HIDE BACK HERE?!" and then nearly broke my pelvis. It was...well, pretty awesome.

I also promised to buy a lap dance from a stripper if she'd do an on-stage dance to "Land Down Under". It was worth every penny.

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The Fan’s Attic — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:53:20 EDT

@Clare: Wow...that just made think of somebody stripping to "Black Hole Sun"...I think the entendres just made my head explode.

@shawnkemp40: Stumptown? me too.

First strip club I ever went to, I got kicked out of the club.

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Steve Trachsel, Ace — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:53:06 EDT

@shawnkemp40: No fucking way. Martinsburg, WV has, to my count, 12 strip clubs within 15 minutes and its a tiny ass little town. (Plus 3 AM closing times, $5 lap dances and a fake casino 15 minutes down the road)

Steve Trachsel, Ace

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DeepFriar — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:52:12 EDT

Zebra Club, Norwalk, CT.

And no one plays stripper songs like Motley Crue. End of discussion

DeepFriar

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BigRicks — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:52:06 EDT

Catwalk was my first strip club experience, just 18, summer before college, it was a Tuesday night, so the talent was sub par. My memory is fuzzy but I remember shenanigans in the champagne room and playing pool (billiards, not pocket). In the last 8 years I have yet to go to a shittier club.

BigRicks

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THE hoi polloi — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:51:48 EDT

Sadly, my first strip club trip was at the great Saturday's on Colfax in Aurora, CO... Bet most of you have never seen a "dancer" with a peg leg. No, really.

THE hoi polloi

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Slothrop — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:49:43 EDT

good heavens, that's a keeper.

Slothrop

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MitchKayak — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:49:33 EDT

You're right, my favorite football moment is Romo muffing the hold. Only because I watched it drunk as shit with 300 other idiots in a bar. I think I highfived everyone around me.

As for strip clubs, I contend that the Spearmint Rhino in Vegas has the most aggresive strippers in the world. I think I was raped at one point.

MitchKayak

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HIV 2 Elway — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:48:21 EDT

The suburbs of KC have a few BYOB strip clubs. Not sure how that is legal but God bless America.

HIV 2 Elway

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LeagueofShadows — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:47:53 EDT

So, a stripper on her period would dance to "Raining Blood"?
/I'm so ashamed

LeagueofShadows

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shawnkemp40 — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:46:53 EDT

I feel bad for everyone living in a town where you can't get booze and total nudity all in one. All hail Portland, Oregon! More strip clubs per capita than any city in the grand 'ol US of A and damn proud of it!

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Signal to Noise — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:46:37 EDT

@Clare: yes, you did, and that's fantastic.

The first strip club I ever went to was in Des Moines, Iowa. It's just as bad as you think it was, and I can still see the meth burns on some of the strippers.

Signal to Noise

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Clare — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:46:28 EDT

@bizzo5000: Buy me this shirt, then.

Clare

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Civil Negligence — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:45:35 EDT

My first stripper experience was to the song Hey Jude by the Beatles. It happened to be on the radio while I was watching my 23 year old neighbor get unchanged through the bedroom window.

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Signal to Noise — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:45:09 EDT

There are so many opportunities for bad song choices at strip clubs -- it's comedy gold.

Signal to Noise

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Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:45:04 EDT

Filly Corral in Smithton, PA.

'Nuff said.

Or the Highway Playground.

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

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Gourmet Spud — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:44:09 EDT

@Weed Against Speed:

You just better hope he doesn't get unstuck from his little red jail cell.

Gourmet Spud

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Clare — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:44:05 EDT

If I were a stripper, I'd do a routine to Soundgarden's "Mailman."

"I know I'm headed for the bottom/But I'm riding you all the way"? Come on, with ripped fishnets and a wifebeater over a black lace bra? That would be awesome.

Um, did I just say that out loud?

Clare

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bizzo5000 — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:43:36 EDT

They only allow strippers in Pittsburgh to dance to Def Leppard and only Def Leppard.

bizzo5000

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Sh!tShow — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:42:49 EDT

@HazelMaesLandingStrip: Alex's?

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Peter Cavan — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:42:29 EDT

My first strip club experience was at Good Guys in Georgetown. Wow, what an awful place that was. I felt like I needed a shower when I left.

My second (and last) strip club visit was Night Shift, outside Baltimore, for my ersatz bachelor party. It was not my idea to go there; one of my friends insisted, saying that in DC we couldn't get lap dances. So my friends bought him a lap dance instead of me, which was fine. It was two-dancers-for-one night, and during the lap dance, one dancer lost her contact lens, so all the guys who were enjoying the show stopped and looked for the contact.

That was in 1998, and we haven't been back to a strip club since then.

Peter Cavan

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LeagueofShadows — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:40:52 EDT

This is a welcome new addition.

LeagueofShadows

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Steve Trachsel, Ace — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:40:17 EDT

@HIV 2 Elway: Im 30 and havent been to a strip club.

This week...

Steve Trachsel, Ace

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Drew Magary — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:39:12 EDT

@CIALIS COOPER: The one Rhinelander, WI strip club was named Weasels. FACT: All Wisconsin strip club names need to incorporate some sort of hunting theme.

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Brazil Thrill — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:38:01 EDT

@Rob Iracane: I imagine those establishments show WNBA games on an endless loop. Are you sure you weren't watching the Liberty in action?

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HIV 2 Elway — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:37:21 EDT

26 years old and I'm yet to go to a tittie bar.

HIV 2 Elway

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flubby — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:36:36 EDT

Here's McLovin, 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor.

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the sieve — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:36:08 EDT

I once saw a stripper do a routine set to music from Pink Floyd's "The Wall." Her costume was green coveralls and a gas mask.

I think maybe she was trying to tell us what she thought of the clientele.

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HazelMaesLandingStrip — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:35:03 EDT

I just had my first strip club experience at my friends bachelor party last week. The place was sketchy, I left there feeling I needed a tetanus shot. One stripper there had a tattoo from mid thigh to right below her breast of, a gnome. That sobered me up pretty quickly.

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SportsCentre — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:35:00 EDT

BDD is from New Haven? That explains a lot...

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Steve Trachsel, Ace — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:34:44 EDT

@PeteJayhawk: Hmm, you and Balls (re)join the Gawker empire at the same time as Nibbles loses his shit again. I think I see a connection

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Slothrop — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:33:51 EDT

I believe I was promised breasts.

I would prefer a nice set of 34Cs, as I jog.

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Pete Gaines — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:33:12 EDT

Oh, wrong comment thread. Sorry.

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Secret Identity — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:32:43 EDT

Stripping to Sabbath isn't weird. Making my girlfriend call me Iron Man while the song plays in the background isn't weird. Dressing up like Iron Man during sex isn't weird.

Secret Identity

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:32:28 EDT

The first stripper I saw danced to The Stones' "She's So Cold". Very appropriate at the time.

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:32:23 EDT

Why is the Ghost giving me the Shocker gesture?

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Mr. Sparkle — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:32:18 EDT

"Spitzer Howlitzer?"

BDD is back.

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thesepretzels — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:31:30 EDT

The Knicks used to play pro basketball?

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Cialis Cooper — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:31:22 EDT

While that is a poor name for a strip joint, my first experience was at the Bear Chest in Beloit, WI. Yes, I spelled it right. Kudos on the column.

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TheStarterWife — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:31:20 EDT

@Big Daddy Drew: Didn't Ghostbusters II teach us that negative energy will manifest itself as a river of mood slime underneath New York City and we should all be nicer to one another?

TheStarterWife

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Pete Gaines — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:31:12 EDT

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, HE'S NOT KIDDING.

AJ Daulerio, who's blogged for Philadelphia Magazine's Daily Examiner for its first year, gave notice, effective March 28. He's rejoining Deadspin.com, this time as a senior writer based in Philly.

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Steve Trachsel, Ace — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:30:49 EDT

All that column did was fuel my desire for a strip club run tonight.

Im thinking Vixens..

[www.vixensclub.biz]

Who's coming with me?

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Evgeni Merkin — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:28:02 EDT

If I were female, and a stripper, I would so use Rob Zombie's "Superbeast".

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Gourmet Spud — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:27:40 EDT

@Big Daddy Drew:

Simmons just gave you a 7.6 on the Vengeance Scale.

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MDT — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:27:26 EDT

NEW WISDOM: Much better.

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Afino — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:26:56 EDT

@Doyle McPoyle:

Much better, Drew.

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Rob Iracane — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:26:33 EDT

I watched that Knicks-Spurs game at a lesbian bar. Same diff.

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HIV 2 Elway — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:26:17 EDT

I've had next Thursday and Friday scheduled off for months.

HIV 2 Elway

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UpstateUnderdog — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:25:22 EDT

shaved or unshaved ?

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Drew Magary — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:25:20 EDT

(starting the slow clap)...awesome. ATTA KID!!

Glad you like. Now fucking choke.

Drew Magary

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blastitbiggs — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:25:06 EDT

Just hit the highest keys on the keyboard - strippers hate that.

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Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:24:53 EDT

What about Club I?

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thetaxman — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:23:35 EDT

Much cooler than watching a chick strip to "Ghostbusters.

Did she slime you?

Bravo on the column.

thetaxman

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Gourmet Spud — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:23:30 EDT

The first time I saw a naked woman was also at a strip club. I'll never forget how hot she looked as she stood there, dancing seductively to Rihanna's "Umbrella".

*Sigh.* Precious memories.

Gourmet Spud