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Welcome To The Show, Kid. Here's Your Playmate

drewheyman — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 23:09:11 EDT

so anyone know if UmpBump is hot or not? she didn't really answer the question.

and just to show i'm fair, Peter King is not hot, and people are more likely to describe me as "furry" and "cuddly" than "hot". I'm also a bit overweight at 12 lbs.

drewheyman

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 19:54:20 EDT

Young Red Sox hottie parlays no-hitter & sidecar trip to a World Series ring into a presumably-STI-positive Penthouse model, while Young Phillie Hottie uses his first-round selection as entree to a former school-teacher & Playboy model (who, admittedly, got there by stripping for peanut-butter on Survival). Still, I think it says something when the skankier doll ends up in Boston.

/please don't hurt me, supermike
/please, don't
/shits pants

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metalmaniac — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:33:21 EDT

The Cards just signed Kyle Lohse to a one-year deal. That'll push them over the top....

not.

metalmaniac

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Robert Barone’s Dog — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:28:56 EDT

This Gillette ads are getting strange.
So are your grammer.

Robert Barone’s Dog

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Bluenatic — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:47:57 EDT

UmpBump link is busted

Bluenatic

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SlickBomb — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:36:11 EDT

@Secret Identity: Nicely played. +1.

SlickBomb

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Secret Identity — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:28:54 EDT

She doesn't care that he's an athlete, she just wanted some cheap laptops.

Secret Identity

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Doyle McPoyle — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:28:30 EDT

OK, in the interest of full disclosure, that UmpBump e-mail concerning the METRO mouth-watering was all me. But how the hell was I supposed to know that the "trail mix" that dude was offering me wasn't nuts and berries, but ecstasy and Viagra mixed?

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Brazil Thrill — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:16:49 EDT

Hey, LeBron's teammates, play better.

/Corrected

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Sh!tShow — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:16:25 EDT

At least now arm fatigue shouldn't be a problem.

Sh!tShow