<![CDATA[John Daly Is Just A Victim Of Circumstance! - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[John Daly Is Just A Victim Of Circumstance! - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[John Daly Is Just A Victim Of Circumstance!]]> You might be a redneck if...you're too drunk to be let into the Hooters tent at a golf tournament.

ToTheMoonAlice

]]> <![CDATA[John Daly Is Just A Victim Of Circumstance!]]> Who knew Louie Anderson played golf.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[John Daly Is Just A Victim Of Circumstance!]]> Daly makes me feel good about myself in a "Well, I'm old and fat but I look like a God next to that tub of shit" kinda way.

Grandjester

]]> <![CDATA[John Daly Is Just A Victim Of Circumstance!]]> if he showed up with COCK painted on his forehead and his eyebrows were shaved. THEN he would be a victim.

MenaceIISobriety

]]> <![CDATA[John Daly Is Just A Victim Of Circumstance!]]> Is Carl Spackler available to give Nibbles what for?

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[John Daly Is Just A Victim Of Circumstance!]]> I just realized that Par King in Morton Grove is GONE!

Another part of my youth.

Dan Serafini

]]> <![CDATA[John Daly Is Just A Victim Of Circumstance!]]> I thought the most surprising part was "John Daly woke up Wednesday morning."

Ray

]]> <![CDATA[John Daly Is Just A Victim Of Circumstance!]]> @Gourmet Spud: Since when do you handcuff last-round selections?

/ducks lightning bolt from Rob I.
//shits pants in fear

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[John Daly Is Just A Victim Of Circumstance!]]> Answer: Golf.

Question: What is the only sport someone as unfit as John Daly can possibly play?

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[John Daly Is Just A Victim Of Circumstance!]]> @CIALIS COOPER:

It's your own fault for not handcuffing him with Boo Weekley.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[John Daly Is Just A Victim Of Circumstance!]]> You son of a bitch. I had Nick O'Hern in my fantasy league.

Cialis Cooper

]]> <![CDATA[John Daly Is Just A Victim Of Circumstance!]]> Daly doesnt believe in saving his golf game, marriage, liver, or lungs...who says we gives a shit about saving time?

Bunkie Perkins

]]> <![CDATA[John Daly Is Just A Victim Of Circumstance!]]> @Gourmet Spud:

I think its just a food baby.
/juno

YukMouth

]]> <![CDATA[John Daly Is Just A Victim Of Circumstance!]]> There's just something SO bad about being fired by your own employee...

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

]]> <![CDATA[John Daly Is Just A Victim Of Circumstance!]]> This is all John Gruden's fault.

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[John Daly Is Just A Victim Of Circumstance!]]> @Gourmet Spud: +1

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[John Daly Is Just A Victim Of Circumstance!]]> I know a kid who looked like John Daly a few years ago.
/Had a gut too

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[John Daly Is Just A Victim Of Circumstance!]]> What is this Savings Time you speak of?

Skillet

]]> <![CDATA[John Daly Is Just A Victim Of Circumstance!]]> When your drinking is affecting your profession, you have to choose one or the other. I think we can all respect Daly's choice.

ClueHeywood

]]> <![CDATA[John Daly Is Just A Victim Of Circumstance!]]> God, I missed that photo. Classique.

The Teufel Shuffle

]]> <![CDATA[John Daly Is Just A Victim Of Circumstance!]]> ok, either its eating my comments or I just made the same bad joke twice... sorry

Steve Trachsel, Ace

]]> <![CDATA[John Daly Is Just A Victim Of Circumstance!]]> Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

econdave

]]> <![CDATA[John Daly Is Just A Victim Of Circumstance!]]> O, that I were a glove upon that hand.

Chuck Knoblockhead

]]> <![CDATA[John Daly Is Just A Victim Of Circumstance!]]> I once saw Daly get in a fight with the windmill on the 7th hole at the Lucky Pirate Putt Putt course. He followed that up with a dip in the water hazard and a quick hump of the ball-return hippo at the 18th hole.

All in all, one of his better days.

Steve Trachsel, Ace

]]> <![CDATA[John Daly Is Just A Victim Of Circumstance!]]> It's bad enough the drinking is ruining his own life, but what about his unborn child?

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[John Daly Is Just A Victim Of Circumstance!]]> I once saw John Daly get in a fight with the windmill on the 7th hole at The Lucky Pirate Putt Putt. He followed that up by taking a dip in the water hazard and mounting the ball-return hippo at the 18th.

Steve Trachsel, Ace

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