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I, Like, Totally Had That Ball, Man (Cough!)

hutchirish — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 07:34:45 EDT

@MattinglysSideburns: fucking great comment. i just spit out my coffee...

I, Like, Totally Had That Ball, Man (Cough!)

TheVaingloriousKeithOlbermann — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:16:55 EDT

@the earl of weaver: Most definitely. The ushers NEVER bother to say anything if a guy sparks up a bowl before a Barry Bonds at-bat. At least not if Barry and the Giants are in Colorado.

Or.... something like that.

TheVaingloriousKeithOlbermann

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AndyReidsOtherSon — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:24:25 EDT

@The Teufel Shuffle: damn you

AndyReidsOtherSon

I, Like, Totally Had That Ball, Man (Cough!)

AndyReidsOtherSon — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:23:02 EDT

Vanilla Ice really let himself go

AndyReidsOtherSon

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MenaceIISobriety — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:20:16 EDT

he's from Boulder? he's a filthy hippie, to be sure.

MenaceIISobriety

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muggsybogues — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:20:06 EDT

Weed Day is a very dangerous day. And by dangerous, I mean glorious!

(Fires up Bong, ESPN simultaneously).

muggsybogues

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Patchy Drizzle — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:08:53 EDT

Fuck being envious of Billy Crystal's one at bat with the Spanks, I'm jealous of Jake Frazier getting stoned at the ball park all summer.

Patchy Drizzle

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Boz — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:04:53 EDT

@sassydeerrun: +1 Huh! Do the monkey with me!

Boz

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:57:00 EDT

I've hated this guy ever since he put his finger in Pedro's peanut butter, causing Pedro to die of AIDS.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

I, Like, Totally Had That Ball, Man (Cough!)

OchentaYcinco — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:54:42 EDT

I put this at the end of the last thread by accident, although I guess it fits there too. Pardon the repeat post. Anyway, last month I got a call from a friend who was in Vegas. He was sitting at the bar at O'Shea's with his cousin when they overheard a large man in a Hawaiian shirt taking about the quality of his weed. Curious as to how they could possibly get in on the action, they wandered over to his end of the bar. Then they noticed his 1997 Marlins World Series ring.

In a completely related story, Darren Daulton thinks he's traveled through time.

OchentaYcinco

I, Like, Totally Had That Ball, Man (Cough!)

UpstateUnderdog — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:53:34 EDT

@DennyCrane: don't you mean Tokin' Joe ?

UpstateUnderdog

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Chamomiles Davis — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:52:47 EDT

Smoked a thousand joints
Before I rolled you
I'll smoke a thousand more baby
Before I am through

Gonna get me some chicken
Or a piece of calzone
I'm here to tell ya, baby
That I'm stoned to the bone

S-s-s-s-stoned
S-s-s-s-stoned
S-s-s-s-stoned
Stoned to the bone

Chamomiles Davis

I, Like, Totally Had That Ball, Man (Cough!)

Jen P — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:51:24 EDT

@The Teufel Shuffle: That's the first thing I thought.

I came unprepared for Weed Day at Deadspin. As a former Boulderite, I hang my head in shame.

Jen P

I, Like, Totally Had That Ball, Man (Cough!)

DennyCrane — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:48:30 EDT

Ever see a baseball ... ON WEED?????

DennyCrane

I, Like, Totally Had That Ball, Man (Cough!)

DennyCrane — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:46:58 EDT

Smokin Jake Frazier > Smokin Joe Frazier

DennyCrane

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Gourmet Spud — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:46:51 EDT

@Jefferson Short Bus:

I was going to post a funny Vilanch quote here, but I don't know of any.

Gourmet Spud

I, Like, Totally Had That Ball, Man (Cough!)

Rickey_Fitts — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:46:42 EDT

I think its very appropriate, that on the weekend before St. Patrick's Day, a guy named Jameson gets soc lucky. I'll raise a glass or two to his dad this weekend.

Rickey_Fitts

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Paul Zuvella — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:45:24 EDT

I have heard that some folks like to mix Big Weed with some Big Tobacco

Paul Zuvella

I, Like, Totally Had That Ball, Man (Cough!)

sassydeerrun — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:45:19 EDT

Johnny Bravo has really let himself go.

sassydeerrun

I, Like, Totally Had That Ball, Man (Cough!)

Peter Cavan — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:44:19 EDT

If that's a faux-hawk, I think he's doing it wrong.

Peter Cavan

I, Like, Totally Had That Ball, Man (Cough!)

blastitbiggs — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:43:23 EDT

He zigged when he should have zagged

blastitbiggs

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Jefferson Short Bus — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:43:09 EDT

/fills in the "Post to see comments" square on his Deadspin Bingo card

Jefferson Short Bus

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Phony Gwynn — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:42:57 EDT

@crazyjoedavola: Rocky Mountain Oysters?

Phony Gwynn

I, Like, Totally Had That Ball, Man (Cough!)

Matt_T — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:42:42 EDT

Sabean obviously had been smoking with Frazier when he gave Zito that contract.

Matt_T

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Jefferson Short Bus — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:42:29 EDT

@hockalees: Ba-da-da-da-dah...

Jefferson Short Bus

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DAGOTRON — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:41:01 EDT

That picture's totally going up on his MySpace...

DAGOTRON

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Artie Fufkin — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:40:01 EDT

Smokin Jake Frazier

Artie Fufkin

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Jefferson Short Bus — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:39:53 EDT

@Gourmet Spud: Bruce Vilanch.

Jefferson Short Bus

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the earl of weaver — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:39:46 EDT

SO he sparked up just 10 minutes before Barry knocked one out? AT&T Park is pretty lax on their smoking policies.

the earl of weaver

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Doyle McPoyle — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:39:42 EDT

If the guy who actually caught it was from Boulder, being high is no excuse...I guaran-damn-tee you Boulder-dude turned to his friend before the home run and said we're not low!!

Doyle McPoyle

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:39:07 EDT

@The Fan's Attic aka Client No. 11: I have never heard of big weed...or maybe I have - I'm not sure.

Weed Against Speed

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McCroskey — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:38:47 EDT

Scot Pollard likes the weed? No!

McCroskey

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crazyjoedavola — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:37:57 EDT

I think a pants party in the left field bleachers at Coors might be in order. If they have that all you can eat deal, super double bonus.

crazyjoedavola

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Matt Sussman — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:37:08 EDT

Potpadour

Matt Sussman

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Signal to Noise — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:36:49 EDT

@blackheartededitor: @hockalees: +1

Signal to Noise

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The Teufel Shuffle — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:36:23 EDT

God, Vanilla Ice looks like shit.

The Teufel Shuffle

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hockalees — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:34:52 EDT

I was gonna catch that fly ball until I got high
S' gonna sell it for a million bucks but then I got high
now I'm still an Ace Ventura-lookin' douche and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

hockalees