<![CDATA[Did You Drink And Dial? - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Did You Drink And Dial? - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Did You Drink And Dial?]]> Where's the illegal fireworks...I mean the last time I had to get them I had to buy have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas... eh, make it two.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[Did You Drink And Dial?]]> I'll take a Barely Legal....uh, no, the new one.

Spanish Necktie

]]> <![CDATA[Did You Drink And Dial?]]> drunk dial? nope.
"the fingers you have used to dial...are too fat."

MenaceIISobriety

]]> <![CDATA[Did You Drink And Dial?]]> @Trenton Makes The World Takes: The best revenge on Alessandra Stanley is the "corrections" column. She is a frequent contributor.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Did You Drink And Dial?]]> John Adams: "But a Constitution of Government once changed from Freedom, can never be restored. Liberty, once lost, is lost forever."

Jack: "And get your bone smooched..."

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[Did You Drink And Dial?]]> "Are you chewing gum?"

Still my favorite line.

MoBot

]]> <![CDATA[Did You Drink And Dial?]]> Miles United the States of America?

The Teufel Shuffle

]]> <![CDATA[Did You Drink And Dial?]]> @She Blinded Me With Violence: howevah, thanks to the delayed start time - Arkansas/Vandy should be ending right as I get on the train to go home now

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[Did You Drink And Dial?]]> @Rusty:

(Deep breath): nnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEERRRRR....

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Did You Drink And Dial?]]> @Jerkwheat: Thanks.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Angry Dome.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[Did You Drink And Dial?]]> Cosine secant tangent sine, 3.14159!

/actual chant at University of Chicago.

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[Did You Drink And Dial?]]> @Rusty: When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare directly at Jorge Posada. So once when I was six, I did.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Did You Drink And Dial?]]> Tastes pretty good to me.

PenskeMaterial

]]> <![CDATA[Did You Drink And Dial?]]> Happy 3/14 everyone!

Happy 0.214285714?

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Did You Drink And Dial?]]> @She Blinded Me With Violence: great effort - I was rooting for y'all

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[Did You Drink And Dial?]]> Butler's going deep into the tourney. Deep.

thetaxman

]]> <![CDATA[Did You Drink And Dial?]]> @Rusty: And a happy ratio of the circumference to the diameter to you, too!

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Did You Drink And Dial?]]> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[Did You Drink And Dial?]]> "Pi" should have been the choice here. Happy 3/14 everyone!

Rusty

]]> <![CDATA[Did You Drink And Dial?]]> [www.nytimes.com]

How dare they bash Giamatti!

Trenton Makes The World Takes

]]> <![CDATA[Did You Drink And Dial?]]> What's the title?
The Day After Yesterday.
Oh... You mean today?

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[Did You Drink And Dial?]]> I'll be a corporate whore and tout 2K College Hoops 2K8 as maybe the best game EVAH!
/I have to because I'm not funny...

Al Czerviks Ride

]]> <![CDATA[Did You Drink And Dial?]]> "A little citrus. Maybe some strawberry. Mmm. Passion fruit, mmm, and, oh, there's just like the faintest soupçon of like, uh, asparagus, and, there's a, just a flutter of, like a, like a nutty Edam cheese."

(Excerpt taken from former doctor's analysis of my stool sample.)

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Did You Drink And Dial?]]> Will, you are like a pinot noir grape, do you know that?

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Did You Drink And Dial?]]> I am *NOT* sponsoring any fucking MERLOT!

CDNMoose

]]> <![CDATA[Did You Drink And Dial?]]> Deadspin is now Merlot free.

TheStarterWife

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