Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness - Deadspin Comments

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

shawnkemp40 — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:40:29 EDT

Definitely yes. I've done MUCH worse.

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

Bullet_Tooth_Tony — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:35:55 EDT

No one who's actually been "hoggin'" would even consider that lady slightly porcine...

Yes, I've hogged it up. Yes, I've I've hagged it up. Yes, I'm a man-pig with raging boner at least 2 hours of the day. And, finally, well you know I'd hit that till it spit back...

Bullet_Tooth_Tony

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

Schluby — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:03:56 EDT

........Actually, come to think of it... have I hit better?

Schluby

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

The Gizmo from Pismo — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:36:44 EDT

Um, she's a yes. Sports fan, obviously willing to do crazy things, junk in the trunk..

its not about doing her, its about how many times.

The Gizmo from Pismo

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

Schluby — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:17:27 EDT

I've hit worse.

Schluby

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

MenaceIISobriety — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 07:10:20 EDT

needs more ether on that flag

MenaceIISobriety

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

YukMouth — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 22:42:31 EDT

you'd all hit it,

.....with your fucking lies.

YukMouth

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

Cinco Ocho — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 21:19:16 EDT

I'd tap that while she sleeping on a plane.

Cinco Ocho

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

Fire Scott Armstrong — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 20:29:37 EDT

"Well, I'd expect these kinds of shenanigans at a Major League Lacrosse match...but not here!"

/backup plan

Fire Scott Armstrong

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

Butch Huskey — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 20:00:12 EDT

i know Tampa is in the south but on the police report it says "Ethnicity: N" ... i think the correct term is "Ethnicity: AA"

Ron & Fez Noon to 3

Butch Huskey

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

GiselleBeardchen — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 18:05:07 EDT

Guy, and with a 2 x 4 tied to my ass and an aqualung, maybe.

GiselleBeardchen

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

cromartie — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 17:47:25 EDT

When the top blue dot is that much smaller than the lower blue dot, most guys here would give that a "Dude, No".

Some of us aren't nearly as discriminating.

Dude, yes.

Next time, though, she'd better be naked. Clothed streakers. You need a Morgana level rack to get away with that one.

cromartie

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

Sandy Magic Jackson — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 16:35:58 EDT

@Permanent4: Ha! I was, um, thinking the same thing. I'd like to dump my junk in that can... or something like that.

Sandy Magic Jackson

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

Chief Wahoo — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 16:00:17 EDT

I can't ssem to find "cup size" on the arrest report.

Chief Wahoo

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 15:50:22 EDT

Dude, yes.

At least she didn't have Golden Palace.com across her back.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

Natzzzzzz — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 15:45:07 EDT

Needs more ariola.

Natzzzzzz

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

Dr. Spaceman, Esq. — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 15:33:10 EDT

Good mugshot.

Dr. Spaceman, Esq.

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

Chad Sexington — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 15:12:55 EDT

Dude, yes...

Chad Sexington

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

Dieter — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 15:12:01 EDT

@Permanent4: +1
A conversation my best black friend and I once had at a strip club...

Me: Damn, she's hot.
Him: Yeah, she's sexy, but she has small tits.
Me: But look a that ass!
Him: Are you sure you're not black?

Highest compliment I've ever been paid.

So, yes, absolutely.

Dieter

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

Tuffy — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 15:08:04 EDT

Where did Landon Donovan get the cape?

Tuffy

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 14:57:12 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: A cut of the Maxim spread and promising me she'll put some clothes on for court.

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 14:56:37 EDT

@JB*: That they do.

And, after all being said, since she's no doubt googling herself this morning, feeling all proud. One e-mail and I'm sure we can take care of that silly trespassing charge when it goes in front of Judge Rice.

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

Permanent4 — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 14:56:10 EDT

BTW, there's video of the pitch invasion at FanHaus.

Permanent4

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

UkraineNotWeak — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 14:56:06 EDT

@Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price:

And you offered to take her case in exchange for...?

UkraineNotWeak

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

Permanent4 — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 14:52:11 EDT

@JB*: Wow. I knew the Deadspin audience was really, really white, but damn...

Permanent4

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

LovelaceVsViennaSausage — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 14:50:43 EDT

From the on-field picture, I thought she looked like Paige Greenberg, which makes it a "dude, yes" situation. After the mugshot, the resemblance to Ms. Greenberg is gone, but I'd still give her my "stamp of approval," or somesuch other double entendre.

LovelaceVsViennaSausage

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 14:50:31 EDT

@Signal to Noise: Looks like former (?) Playboy model & Liberator Love-boost promotional model "Carlotta Champagne". & yes, I'd still do her.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

JB* — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 14:48:12 EDT

@Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price: They include her address out there on the web?

Well, may make it easier for Maxim to find her.

JB*

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

BigTenObsession — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 14:45:31 EDT

The CONCACAF U-23 tournament is a qualifier for the Olympics.

BigTenObsession

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

Signal to Noise — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 14:41:33 EDT

@Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price: Yeah, that's a good size fib. But still cute in the mugshot.

Signal to Noise

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

Signal to Noise — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 14:40:00 EDT

Dude, yes.

Looks like decent ass under that flag.

Signal to Noise

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 14:39:41 EDT

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Tiffany May.
[www.hcso.tampa.fl.us]
5'5" and 115? Someone's fibbing on their license.

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

Matt Sussman — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 14:38:08 EDT

"That looks way too much like my sister."

It's not her. Your sister has a birthmark on her right hip in the shape of a trapezoid. It's an uncanny resemblance, though.

Matt Sussman

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

twoeightnine — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 14:37:48 EDT

You promised me nudity.

twoeightnine

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

hutchirish — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 14:36:16 EDT

and under

hutchirish

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

hutchirish — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 14:35:52 EDT

Now that is something I can get behind...

hutchirish

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

DennyCrane — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 14:32:11 EDT

Dude, Sure what the hell

DennyCrane

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 14:31:24 EDT

Yes. & I can't wait for MAXIM to offer her a cool 100 g, or however much is scale, to disrobe for the magazine. She is oh, so much better than the cheese-bras at Lambeau for the NFC Championship.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

Phatty — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 14:29:58 EDT

Yes. I would. Thank you for asking.

Phatty

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

JB* — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 14:28:32 EDT

When the top blue dot is that much smaller than the lower blue dot, most guys here would give that a "Dude, No".

JB*

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

Elvis Stojko — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 14:28:27 EDT

Dude, No (clothed BJ acceptable).

Elvis Stojko

Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 14:24:49 EDT

That looks way too much like my sister.
Way too much. Not that I picture siblings in their underwear.
Don't judge me.

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price