NCAA Pants Party: Duke Vs. Belmont - Deadspin Comments

NCAA Pants Party: Duke Vs. Belmont

Saved By Zero — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 22:58:28 EDT

yes. i have many spelling errors in my previous post. i apologize for posting while drunk on dook-induced Schadenfreude.

Saved By Zero

NCAA Pants Party: Duke Vs. Belmont

Saved By Zero — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 22:54:07 EDT

dook sucks. grade inflation is a bitch, eh? and here you are, forfeiting a social life to make up that class you thought your prestigous NY/NJ prep school had exempted you from when you took the AP exam (except for that nosebleed in crunch time ... mother always knew you were such a delicate little baby einstein) well, it turns out YOU, young blue devil, like josh mc roberts, shavlik randolph, et. al. look good on paper, but we just can't use you. don't worry... coach vitale has a friend at bear sterns who can get you an interview when you graduate and ascend to your rightful place as a future leader of america... wait, what?

Saved By Zero

NCAA Pants Party: Duke Vs. Belmont

IchiroSuzukiSamurai — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:35:45 EDT

Any hoops fan knows Belmont and the Atlantic Sun. Belmont is where Barbaro died and the Atlantic Sun is where the WNBA team plays.

IchiroSuzukiSamurai

NCAA Pants Party: Duke Vs. Belmont

SA — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 13:18:09 EDT

To: Josh McRoberts

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Love: SA

NCAA Pants Party: Duke Vs. Belmont

She Blinded Me With Violence — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:44:09 EDT

@7-8 Deville: Or raised by raccoons.

She Blinded Me With Violence

NCAA Pants Party: Duke Vs. Belmont

MDT — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:29:47 EDT

@Jerkwheat: I hope they cut back to only 20 televised Duke games a year, or I'm gonna be out of unexposed tidbits by next season.

MDT

NCAA Pants Party: Duke Vs. Belmont

Tickenest — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:27:59 EDT

@tater: Youngin', let me spin you a yarn of the time they tangled with the mighty Carolina Five!

Tickenest

NCAA Pants Party: Duke Vs. Belmont

Lunatic Fringe — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:27:45 EDT

I'm here to take issue #3 in the Duke post.

I live in Durham & I hate Duke (& UNC equally)

Lunatic Fringe

NCAA Pants Party: Duke Vs. Belmont

Jerkwheat — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:26:46 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: I expect no less from our very own former Duke fencer

Jerkwheat

NCAA Pants Party: Duke Vs. Belmont

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:20:03 EDT

@Tuffy:

Better yet, shouldn't Dion James be playing for them instead of Marquette?

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

NCAA Pants Party: Duke Vs. Belmont

tater — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:19:16 EDT

Hmmm never heard of this Duke basketball team...are they a plucky upstart bunch of ragtags???

tater

NCAA Pants Party: Duke Vs. Belmont

7-8 Deville — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:18:23 EDT

is it just me, or does Greg Paulus always look like he was just punched in the face?

7-8 Deville

NCAA Pants Party: Duke Vs. Belmont

Tuffy — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:18:04 EDT

How is Deion Sanders not the coach of Belmont?

/very, very old

Tuffy

NCAA Pants Party: Duke Vs. Belmont

The Fan’s Attic — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:16:43 EDT

It looks like the Idaho Stampede Cheer squad is the D-League for the Blazers and Sonics cheer squads as well.

The Fan’s Attic

NCAA Pants Party: Duke Vs. Belmont

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:16:22 EDT

Wait!! There are three things about Duke that we aren't already bored to death hearing about?

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

NCAA Pants Party: Duke Vs. Belmont

Storming the Floor — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:14:26 EDT

Duke is clearly a white cake donut with pink icing and rainbow sprinkles. You can dunk it in a $4 mocha-chino, too.

Storming the Floor

NCAA Pants Party: Duke Vs. Belmont

Doyle McPoyle — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:11:18 EDT

Kacy on that Idaho dance team is clearly not fucking around.

Doyle McPoyle

NCAA Pants Party: Duke Vs. Belmont

stealofthedraft — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:06:50 EDT

We need a Scheyer-Marmalard face-off.

stealofthedraft