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Illinois: Now Part Of This Complete Breakfast

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 00:28:56 EDT

@Storming the Floor: Looks like Iraq to me.

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

Illinois: Now Part Of This Complete Breakfast

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 23:26:06 EDT

@new_commentator: -5 Greggggggg

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

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suntastic — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:34:16 EDT

I have a boot shaped like Italy.

suntastic

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tater — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 19:21:45 EDT

I have a mitten that looks like Michigan.

tater

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Laser Guided — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:21:07 EDT

@The Boy Wonder: holy shit, you aren't kidding.

Laser Guided

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Scout — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:37:05 EDT

It was selfish of her not to donate it to The Smithsonian.

Scout

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the-Bored — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:30:14 EDT

How much for that dime that looks like FDR?

the-Bored

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Anti-Barbaro Society — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:29:05 EDT

Wait a minute. That's not Illinois. That's the Patriots' Flying Elvis logo!

Anti-Barbaro Society

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NovakAintNoJokovic — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:23:57 EDT

Would it be too easy to say I once made a doodie that resembled New Jersey?

No? Okay, because I swear I did.

NovakAintNoJokovic

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The Boy Wonder — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:20:39 EDT

The more I stare at this thing, I'm quite surprised that it wasnt auctioned off as the face of a praying Mary. My guess is that she has more fanatical followers than the Prairie State.

The Boy Wonder

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RonZookonRedBull — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:18:16 EDT

Now if this flake was shaped like Coppin State, she might have something.

RonZookonRedBull

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Al Czerviks Ride — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:16:36 EDT

The wet spot left on the bed after last nights "tussle" kinda resembled Hawaii. Any takers?

Al Czerviks Ride

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OchentaYcinco — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:13:10 EDT

Its large size adds impact to its unusual shape.

Ladies...

/oldie but goodie

OchentaYcinco

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:09:13 EDT

i once a piece of lasagna shaped like Wyoming.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:09:01 EDT

@Tracy Ham and Eggs: She went to my high school. I'm perfectly capable of not finding cornflakes on maps by myself.

I have a shoe shaped like Louisiana.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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UncouthSloth — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:07:33 EDT

Yes, dime

UncouthSloth

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Senators Lost Cojones — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:07:20 EDT

Shenanigans! Even if I squint, all I see is the Shroud of Turin.

Senators Lost Cojones

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The Boy Wonder — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:07:05 EDT

This reminds me of the time I found a chex shaped like Colorado.

The Boy Wonder

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Gourmet Spud — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:06:40 EDT

I have a Ms. PacMan marshmallow whose bow fell off, so now it's shaped like ordinary PacMan.

Can I have some money now?

Gourmet Spud

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Steve Trachsel, Ace — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:04:12 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo (Bjork did it).: Maybe you should call Ms. Teen SC, Im sure she can help.

Steve Trachsel, Ace

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BradLee — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:01:18 EDT

I have a wonderful cheerio shapped like a female body part.

BradLee

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Patchy Drizzle — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:01:14 EDT

I have a Rice Krispie(TM) treat in the shape of Colorado.

Patchy Drizzle

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Doyle McPoyle — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:00:48 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: Your heinous, ridiculous nose? Snuffleupagus up in this bitch!

Doyle McPoyle

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:59:44 EDT

Illinois native Hillary & Illinois Senator Barack will prolly end up in a bidding war over this.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:58:33 EDT

The corn flakes on my "Honey Nuts And Almonds" cereal often resemble the super-continent of Pangea.

Brazil Thrill

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Doyle McPoyle — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:57:37 EDT

Is that Ireland with the western counties blown off? Time for me to get out of work and get bombed! Toola roola roola!

Doyle McPoyle

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:57:05 EDT

@Tracy Ham and Eggs: That, or I need a map.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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Tuffy — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:56:58 EDT

@Camp Tiger Claw: I've seen Antiques Roadshow enough to know that frosting it yourself after purchase will only lower its value. Also, it will get you into a Farrelly Bros movie.

Tuffy

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SEXY ELEANOR ROOSEVELT — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:56:20 EDT

@KarenUhOh: GIVE ME BACK MY STAR YOU BITCH!

SEXY ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

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GorgeForeman — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:56:15 EDT

Staring contest!

GorgeForeman

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:56:06 EDT

A part of my body is shaped like Florida. Any bids?

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Tuffy — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:55:35 EDT

Wouldn't a penny be a more appropriate indicator of scale in this instance?

Tuffy

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The Harriet Tubman Underground Railroad Disaster — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:55:27 EDT

If I drew Maine with my left hand, it'd look something like that.

The Harriet Tubman Underground Railroad Disaster

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Weed Against Speed — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:55:01 EDT

Chad Kroeger once sucked his own cock to obtain a Dorito that resembled Alberta.

Weed Against Speed

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VTBen — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:54:34 EDT

@HebrewHammer: I hear it looks great with a cheese doodle that tastes like Barbaro.

VTBen

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The Harriet Tubman Underground Railroad Disaster — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:54:21 EDT

Looks more like Hans Sprungfeld.

The Harriet Tubman Underground Railroad Disaster

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Steve Trachsel, Ace — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:54:18 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo (Bjork did it).: seriously.
what level of loser do you have to be to see a corn flake and go, "hey, that looks like Illinois". California, Michigan, Texas, Florida, those I get, but Illinois? Someone needs some friends.

Steve Trachsel, Ace

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ASox — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:53:34 EDT

I already have an Illinois shaped corn flake. If anyone finds a North Dakota or Delaware, please let me know.

ASox

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HebrewHammer — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:52:55 EDT

I hear it tastes great with a cheese doodle that looks like Barbaro.

HebrewHammer

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removed from the loop — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:52:19 EDT

Of course, this girl would live in my hometown.

removed from the loop

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Weed Against Speed — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:52:13 EDT

Does that dime come with it? Because if it doesn't, no deal.

Weed Against Speed

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:51:44 EDT

Sadly, I wouldn't recognize the state of Illinois in my cereal bowl.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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Spectacular Sam — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:51:42 EDT

Uh, I think they have to be in the NIT first.

Spectacular Sam

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KarenUhOh — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:50:52 EDT

Unfortunately, there are about 300 other D-1 Schools out there walking around with big jugs of milk.

KarenUhOh

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Gourmet Spud — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:50:50 EDT

If it's a corn flake, will it stay the same shape on the way out?

Gourmet Spud

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Storming the Floor — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:50:40 EDT

Sorry, that looks more like Greenland.

Storming the Floor

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Camp Tiger Claw — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:49:39 EDT

This is a great opportunity to own a frosted corn flake shaped like the great state of Illinois!

It's true. I can't tell you how many times I've followed shitty leads trying to get a frosted corn flake shaped like the great state of Illinois. This is much more promising.

Camp Tiger Claw

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SEXY ELEANOR ROOSEVELT — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:47:42 EDT

Looks like the Virgin Mary and FDR are gonna Get. It. On.

WHOOOO - WHHEEEEEE!

SEXY ELEANOR ROOSEVELT